PerfectlyPersuasive
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Joined 02-20-09, id: 1844235, Profile Updated: 07-05-12
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight.
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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14764 - Favs: 12,599 - Follows: 5,699 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6824 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20354 - Favs: 13,624 - Follows: 5,578 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7567 - Favs: 10,979 - Follows: 5,951 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14756 - Favs: 11,171 - Follows: 7,998 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Big Gay Story by The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11639 - Favs: 9,578 - Follows: 6,670 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons Unexpected by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bella's life has been vampire free for 4 years and shes content with that. That is, until a vampire walks calmly back into her life. Can Bella accept the lessons life is trying to teach her? Or is her life to be dictated by her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,877 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8187 - Favs: 8,412 - Follows: 8,537 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Me & PP: a Journey Into the Absurd by Lawn Girl reviews
A collection of various collabs with PerfectlyPersuasive. Some are o/s, others drabbles, and others...well, they almost defy description. Rated M for adult situations of the lemony variety. oh, and yeah, there'll probably be some slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3220 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14403 - Favs: 16,138 - Follows: 8,540 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Seven Minutes in Heaven by tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Happy Birthday PerfectlyPersuasive by whitewave320 reviews
A compilation of drabbles, one-shots, graphics, love and a wee bit o'crack to celebrate PerfectlyPersuasive's b-day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8210 - Favs: 4,805 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 5898 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
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A Tangible Dichotomy reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3476 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tuesdays with YogaGal reviews
A collection of various collabs with YogaGal. Some are o/s, others drabbles, and others...well, they almost defy description. Rated M for adult situations of the lemony variety. oh, and yeah, there'll probably be some slash. Duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,631 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Intangibilities reviews
Alternate outakes and extra bits from A Tangible Dichotomy. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,167 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Jasper & Edward's High School Reunion reviews
Jasper liked Lord of the Rings. Edward was into Star Wars. They were best friends, anyway. A line was crossed. Feelings were hurt. They haven't spoken in years. It's time for their ten year reunion. Take out your light saber. You might need it. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Just One Drink reviews
Edward decides to stop in to a bar for a drink, telling himself that he's not looking for anything or anyone in particular. When he meets Jasper, though, will just one drink be enough? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward
A Thunderclap of Love reviews
Jasper is the carrot to Edward's donkey, dangling out in front of him, tempting him with his deliciousness that is just out of reach. Alice sees it all, but Edward is scared of the fall. Rhyme intended. Crackfic fun for Zigster's bday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Basements, Batman and the Art of Quiet Flip Flops reviews
If there is anything that you should take away from this tale, it's that Edward is a smart boy, no cats were harmed and nobody, I repeat, nobody has a golden snatch. My entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward - Complete
My Beautiful Boy reviews
Throughout his existence, Carlisle never knew desire. That was, until he came along. Will his beautiful boy ever return his love, or will he be forced to spend eternity longing for the only one he ever wanted? Entry for the Slash Backslash Contest. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Before Her Last Breath reviews
When they move back to Forks, Edward decides to follow in Carlise's footsteps and become a doctor. As he becomes more and more frustrated with his monotonous life, Bella is admitted with a serious illness. Will he be able to resist? AU/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,601 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Before Her Last Breath Outtakes reviews
What's Bella thinking when she first meets Edward, when they finally talk? Kiss? Wouldn't you like to know the visions that Alice sees concerning Bella's future? How about Emmett's thoughts in general? Alternative POV Outtakes from Before Her Last Breath.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Leave it to Badger reviews
Picture it, baby. The year: 1960. The place: Hollywood. The man: Edward Masen, motion picture star turned television heavyweight. America's favorite father enjoys being on top, in more ways than one. My entry for the Age of Edward Contest. AU/AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Embers to a Flame reviews
Does the fire in our hearts ever truly extinguish once first love is lost or do the embers burn forever? When tragedy throws them together again, will Edward and Bella be able to resist the flames? My entry for the Love through Lemons contest. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward