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So... I decided to start anew with fanfiction. I deleted my old stories. I have NO IDEA where I was going with either of them and just am not as interested in them as I used to be.

I'm fifteen now and I have different interests and ideas. I also have improved my writing skills some... Well, at least I think I have.

I've also matured some so I understand more subjects now then I used to and want to be able to incorporate them into my writing. I understand more 'adult' subjects now. I want to put those into a story to be more... Grown up? I guess that's the word. But whatever. Anyways... I'm going to go work on writing my new story...


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Dallas Buchanan

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is true!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

-All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s

-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees -- they take 50 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions –- just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-I'm not short I'm fun sized.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. ( I think I have, but I was zoned out,so time means nothing to me)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Emmett" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile(i'm not the only one)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

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Imprinted With Him! by MidNite Duckie reviews
Jacob gets imprinted with a vampire... Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Jacob
Seven Minutes in Heaven by DramaticField reviews
The night takes an unexpected turn and Rosalie gets pregnant. Read & review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Midnight Plane to Anywhere by kinole009x reviews
Months after Edward left, Bella regains control of her life and decides to travel abroad to other countries. But what happens when she finds that Edward is following her? Will she let him catch her? And furthermore, is there more danger lurking near?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,674 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Anthony Swan by beckyj24 reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon, little does he know that Bella is pregant.Now her son is about to meet a group of vampires he never thought he'd see. CHAP 2 EDITED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,985 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward
Juicy by just jay reviews
A.U. Fate had brought these four boys together as roommates in this group home for a reason. They were destined to help change each other's lives. Will they pass the tests thrown at them, or will they fail and lose each other in the process? Kogan/Jarlos.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,834 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011
Eye of the Storm by Kitty Howell reviews
Logan wants nothing to do with the gang world, but when he hears of his step-brother James' plan to kill the rival leader, Kendall Knight, he feels he must warn him. Now he's caught in the middle of his step-brother and the man he can't help but fall for.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,438 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13428 - Favs: 8,171 - Follows: 6,066 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Forever You and I by Anguish of My Love reviews
What if they have a second chance? What if they live again in another person's life? Kendall is confused because, suddenly, there are thoughts and feelings that don't belong to him. Jason/Peter. Kogan.
Crossover - Bare & Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Kendall - Complete
The Wall by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
Who Will Win? by Gabsikle reviews
Logan reveals to his friends that he likes guys. Suddenly, both Kendall and James ask him out. Carlos convinces him to go out with both for a month then pick who he wants to be with. Slash, obviously. Who will he choose?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,816 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
A Parent's Worst Dream Come True by goldengreaser reviews
AU- Eight years ago little Ponyboy Curtis was kidnapped from a local hospital but now that he's been found life isn't getting any easier
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 72 - Words: 81,214 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
It All Started with an Airplane by xChemicalxFallxPanicx reviews
The boys are on their way to Hollywood to live the dream and become famous. Eventual Kendall/Logan slash
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,411 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Horizon by Cynthia Lerums reviews
After Edward leaves Bella she is wounded deeply but what happens when she decides not to live any longer? What happens when she is found half dead by another family of unknown vampires? Set 60 years after Plot gets better - Summary just beginning
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,710 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Different View by Tensleep reviews
I've read a lot of Curtis sister stories, but what if they had another brother? Complete.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,135 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Darry C., Dallas W. - Complete
Off Track by TwiHard24 reviews
She's quiet. She's obedient. She's tough. She's also a motocross racer who happens to be in love with a certain werewolf. Andrea is in for a big surprise that will change her entire life. She'll either except the challenge or be left behind in the dust.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,669 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Brady
La Push'n And Love'n by TwiHard24 reviews
Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Paul
How Much I Thought I Hated You by TheYellowVolvo reviews
Boop! Bella's preggers!" Emmett said. "And guess who is the father?" Rosalie continued. "Edward Cullen!" Alice yelled. How could this day get any worse? Edward Cullen stalked toward us a harsh glare on his face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Upside Down Cross by Xrizz reviews
What do you want me to do, Embry?" I begged. "All you have to do is give up your position as Alpha." he said flatly. "Fine, you're Alpha! Just let her go!" He smiled smugly, "Whatever you say, Jake." he said, and in one swift movement, pushed her off. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,614 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Need by shaunna100 reviews
Sequel to Alone: When Edward returns to Bella after being gone for many months, he hopes she will just run into his arms. But that isn't the case at all. All Edward wants is to be with Bella and their son. But will Bella ever let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,921 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alone by shaunna100 reviews
Edward broke all of his limits, and slept with Bella. Now Edward is gone, and Bella is pregnant. She thinks she doesn't need Edward, but as the reality of having a baby sets in, she quickly realizes that she does need him. But will they ever reunite?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,130 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfects by MelloKai reviews
Starts a little before Uglies.Can Lauren escape becoming Perfect?Not pretty,but perfect,unthinking,and obeying?A new installment in the series!Perfects are the perfect deception to get Smokies to come back with beautiful looks and no thoughts of their own
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,440 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
Hypoxia by goldengreaser reviews
AU: They were drowning you, they mght have killed you... Some things are worse than death
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,143 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Darry C., Sodapop C.
Manipulate by XoTentenXgurlXo101 reviews
After Edward left Bella was a reck, now she's joined Victoria. Now 79 years later she runs inot that beautiful angel again. But has Bella become a diffrent person?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Until your mine, remember me by promise.in.the.daark reviews
His lips glided up my neck line, across my jaw and paused at my ear. "I won't ever give up on you, Bella. You will remember." My eyes widened. "I'm not sure if that's possible." Can Edward restore Bella's memories? Or will darkness take over?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,863 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Electronegativity by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Edward attacks Bella when he first sees her. Thankfully, she was late for school, so no one was around at the time. Good news for Edward, not so much for Bella. Normal pairings. All vampires. Rating subject to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,382 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fear by Devil917 reviews
A girl being brutally abused by her father turns to someone in the gang for help. Little did he know how much pain he was going to be in for helping.LAST CHAPTER! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,865 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sodapop C., Steve R. - Complete
What The Hell by TwiHard24 reviews
Then I realized that I had to pee. Really bad. So, I of course, just walked passed the gym and down the hall towards the bathroom. That is until a door suddenly burst open and smacked me right in the face. CollinXOC imprint story. Funny, give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,147 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Collin
No Way by TwiHard24 reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Hello Jane Or should I say Bella? by julietsparks reviews
When Edward left, Bella got changed. Now as Jane Dewey, she sees the Cullens again in Forks after 136 yrs. She still loves him & Edward knows there's something special about Jane. Only she has a bf now & he has a gf. See how B & E get back together again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,500 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finn by Tensleep reviews
Life was as normal as it ever got for the Greasers until someone miles from ordinary came and turned some heads. New character added and fun ahead!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 194,238 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Darry C. - Complete
Abandonment by Ashley8516 reviews
What If Bella didn't take Edwards leaving her lying down? What If she got very angry? Five years later what happens when she again runs into the Cullens? Why do they think she is dead and what does Jacob Black have to do with it? OOC Edward x Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,566 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Obstacle by Xrizz reviews
It's Nessie's first time at high school, and things seem to be going well. That is, until Jacob meets the school heart-throb; a boy a little to perfect to be human. Who is he, and what is he hiding? Can Renesmee save herself, or will Jacob have to? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,193 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Hollow No More by Evelyn208 reviews
Bella stumbles forward toward the Volturi when they ask Edward, Alice and Bella to join them in New Moon. "Let me go, Edward," I whispered quietly. "Or promise me immortality and actually mean it." Bella x Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Broken by Divepup reviews
I stood frozen to the spot, my eyes widened in shock and, within moments, pain. I was standing on a cliff about fifteen feet up, staring at my previous family. I felt a sharp pain as my eyes wandered over each shocked face. Esmé, Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampire or Werewolf? by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Not Her by Heaven's Immortal reviews
What if Edward didn't get to Bella before Tyler's van hit her...what if he responded to her blood...? What if he bit her? Where would they be, how would their lives change...a view into an alternate Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Welcoming Freedom by SomewhereBeyondThesePages reviews
1901 Bella has an abusive father. Her mother was killed by him and she was left alone to cope with her death and her father's anger. But when a red-haired vampire tries to kill Bella, her life is changed forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
For the Best? by dragonfly and malilee reviews
Bella is hit with a family death and put up for adoption... What follows next is a tragedy, only ended by the cold arms of a loved one.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,979 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sisters by Beautifully Black reviews
When Edward left Bella was found by a group of girls who had talents like Bella. Bella becomes one of the 'sisters' and is immortal. But what will happen when she sees Edward again? FIRST CHAPTER IS PROLOGUE! RxR Flames accepted!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare Alice style by SevenDayLoan reviews
the title explains it all. Truth or dare with the cullens plus jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Alice
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style by edwardsbella99 reviews
Title explains much. Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett go hunting, and the rest stay home, playing truth or dare! What could go wrong? Rated M for sexual content...and alot of it. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Auction A Date by xoxofanpire reviews
Auction a Date Ball!: One of the biggest events in Forks High! What if Edward didnt fall in love with Bella the first time around? What will happen when he is pranked? Or is the prank a blessing in disguise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare: Bella vs Cullens by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
Edward’s gone hunting and the rest of the Cullen’s stayed behind with Bella. What happens when someone ‘cough’ Alice and Emmett ’cough’ wants to play the dreaded Truth or Dare? Rated T because I feel like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
Days of Note Passing by SpazzPants reviews
Okay, this is your typical note passing with the Cullens. It is years after Bella is changed. I couldn't make it work any other way for me. I'm not going to ask you to review it because that's annoying. AM I right? No crack pairings. All normal onesALL OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
When Emmett is bored by Herokari reviews
When Emmett gets bored and drives Edward insane, which eventually results in him getting kicked out of the house, what does he do to satisfy his boredom? Hilariousness follows…
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Emmett
Locker Issues by edwardsbella99 reviews
Hmm....Bella...Edward...Mike....Something to do with lockers? Review please! I may make it more than a one-shot if people like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters by sugarhigh123 reviews
Ways to annoy and piss off the Twilight Characters. I know that everyone does these, but I like them so I decided to make it. This one is much more original than the other stories like this out there!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Eclipse the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Sequel to "New Moon the Parody", 3rd part to "Twilight the Parody". Make sure that you read these two first before this one, or else you will be missing out on a lot. Very funny, check it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2008
Note Passing: The sequel! by sugarhigh123 reviews
The sequel to Note Passing. Will Tyler "come out of the closet?" What's Bella's epiphany about Mike? Is Emmett bipolar? Why hasn't Mr. Banner made his move on Bella yet? Funnier than the 1st one. Flames used to burn jacob in hell... you know the rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
ImprintedOn me? by eMmEtTsMyIdOl reviews
After Eclipse Bella and Edward are married Bellas a vampire. Somebody imprints on Bella...its not Jacob. Will Beall and Edward love beat the power of imprinting? Or will she fall for a new Werewolf R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
A Different Sort of Twilight by Crimson Catastrophe reviews
What if Edward hadn't been there to save Bella from the car? What if when she arrived at the hospital Carlisle knew she was going to die? What if he changed her? Alternate universe. Read and Review, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Bella, Edward
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