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Unintended by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Three months after Edward left, Bella was brutally raped. Now, two years later, the Cullens have returned to Forks. How will Edward react to Bella's shocking news? And can Bella ever forgive him for leaving? EXB M for rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13365 - Favs: 8,090 - Follows: 6,018 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6855 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Edward & Bella by mystery-girl93 reviews
Set after new moon sort of..cute stories with Edward and Bella and what they get up to Some romance and comfort/hurt..read and tell me what you think! Starts a little slow, lot's of twists and turns. Not one for TeamJacob ..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,181 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15829 - Favs: 7,025 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Character Theme Songs According To Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
What happens when Emmett has the brilliant idea of making personalized mixed CD's for the entire family? What songs does he chose for who? How does the Volturie react when they recieve there? Why did he color-code them? Hilarious! More Chapters coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
Ascension by changedbyEdward reviews
My romantic alternate to Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward marry and have a romantic honeymoon that is cut short by some 'complications.' After their return to Forks, they must deal with what must come next. All Canon Pairings. Lots of romantic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,344 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pain on Pain by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. E/B. AU - New Moon. “I should leave you alone. I’ve broken my promise to stay away from you.” Edward’s eyes flashed, anger mixed with longing. “But only because you broke your promise to me first.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Fractured Beat by Riverimogen reviews
Set during New Moon, before the cliff dive. The Cullens return to Forks after learning of the threat of Victoria. Will Bella get caught up in old fights, or will she escape into a friendship with the new kid at school. Nothing is ever as it seems...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,917 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Someone Wake Me Up by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Left Behind by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
What if Edward and Bella did go to Dartmouth? AU, picks up from chapter 6 of Breaking Dawn. Rated T for all things Twilight - adult themes/situations. please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,411 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promises Broken by kayleecal reviews
AU ending for New Moon. After months of suffering Edward finally gives in to the need to see Bella. He returns the day of her fateful jump from the LaPush cliff. It's Edward who's waiting, rather than Alice, when Jacob brings Bella home. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,379 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
HOW TWILIGHT REALLY SHOULD'VE ENDED by CallMehTehOdd1 reviews
This is my crack version of how Twilight should've gone. Ever wanted to know what would've happened if Bella got 'that time of month? Well. This is pretty much it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MSN by Stephaniiie reviews
Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Revelations by Katmm reviews
Jacob/Renesmee As Jake's feelings for Nessie change, how will it play out? Gotta love a good romance...Rated T for some language and quite a bit of lemonade...One of the very first Jake/Nessie fanfics!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,421 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Humtastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
*Sequel to Vamptastic Cooking* The Cullens made Bella eat what they made...what happens when she returns the favor?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Vamptastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs, McDonalds, and vampires oh my!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Fairytale Continues by My-Bella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by My-Bella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5139 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey Edward Cullen by willywonka5 reviews
Tune to hey there delilah. a love song for every true fangirls fantasy. EdwardXMe XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,500 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming Back To You by edwardsoul reviews
Edward can't stay away. One night he comes back into Bella's room, but someone else is already there. SEQUEL: Ch. 10 to 23 Bella is foolish and determined to make things right with Jake. Will the werewolves take away everything that Bella cherishes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,246 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete