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Hey, what's up? I'm Fwingsnitch, a 13-year-old guy who is bored on his dad's computer. I used to only write comedy stories, but recently I've been writing some serious ones too. I don't actually watch Pokemon that much anymore, but I still like to write fanfic from time to time. I'm also working on an original story, which may slow down my fanfic writing.

When I grow up I want to be a pastor, and maybe a psychologist as a second job.

My favorite fictional character of all time has got to be Reid from Criminal Minds. Nobody could possibly be more awesome than Reid. Oh yeah, and The Doctor from Doctor Who is pretty awesome also.

Favorite Movies: Space Balls, Jurassic Park, Jaws, The Lightning Thief

Favorite TV shows: Chuck, Criminal Minds, The Simpsons, Chowder, Doctor Who

Favorite Singers/Bands/Songs: Simple plan, Weird Al Yankovic, Parry Gripp, Switchfoot, Jonathan Coulton, Switchfoot, Casting Crowns

I like pokeshipping and malavolentshipping (I think that's what it's called), and approve of pikashipping, contestshipping, rocketshipping, and hikarishipping

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

You know you're in 2008 if...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.

Ash, Chuck, Sarah, Homestar, Strong Bad, Misty, Barry, James, Meowth, Homsar, Casey, Captain Awesome

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Misty and Casey? Wow. That's even more screwed up than Ash/Gary. Though I guess it would be interesting...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Homestar? He's awesome, but I can't really call him hot seeing as we're both guys.

3. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, Meowth's been in quite alot of fics.

4. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Chuck and Misty...no.

5. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Strong bad and Meoth or Strong Bad and Homsar. Probably Strong Bad and Meowth, cuz they're both funny bad guys.

6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Sarah and Homsar go on a date. Yeah, I know, I should be in an insane asylum. Though you gotta admit, just the IDEA is hillarius!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ash and James? I sure hope not.

8. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The really bad crossover where Elli dies and Barry comforts Captain Awesome. Let's hope this never happens.

9. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Homsar would probably say something like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA'M THE HUMAN WEDGIE!!"

10.If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For James? The Nerd Song by Islusho.

11. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ash, Misty, and Captain Awesome. WARNING!! FREAKIN AWESOME!!

12.What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Okay, this one kinda makes sense. But as for what Homsar would say to Chuck..."AAAAAAA REALLY HOPE THIS LAPTOP IS STABLE!!"

13.When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Strong Bad? I don't actually read Homestar Runner fanfic. Strong Bad is right. Homestar Runner is something that should be left to the creators.

13. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Ash and Barry are in a happy relationship until Meowth runs off with Homestar. Ash, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Casey and a brief unhappy affair with Captain Awesome, then follows the wise advice of Strong Bad and finds true love with Sarah.

Wow. Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I was laughing for at least 2 minutes after hearing about what Ash and Casey did. That's just screwed up. Wait...did they have to be all from the same fandom? Crap. Oh well, it was funnier this way.

This one is by Furyfur: List your top 10 favorite pokemon characters and answer the questions. Now. Or die.

1. Ash

2. Barry

3. Max

4. Misty

5. Brock

6. Pikachu

7. Dawn

8. May

9. Paul

10. Gary

1. 10 and 7 have been locked in a room. What are they doing?

Gary and Dawn? Probably getting mad at each other somehow and trying to find a way out.

2. What is the reason that you want to kill 5?

Brock? One word: DESPERATE!! Just get a girlfriend, already!

3. What's the worst thing that can happen to 1?

Paul could become the Sinnoh champion before Ash even beats the next gym. But that won't happen.

4. You and 2 team up in something. What is that something?

Me and Barry? Probably a pokemon battle.

5. What does 4 like best about 6?

What does Misty like about pikachu? He's yellow! Everyone loves yellow!

6. Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Max? I dunno. He's pretty young. I guess a pokemon.

7. 8 and 9 get on TV. Why?

May and Paul are battling, and Paul's getting pwned.

8. What would be a great title for a humor story about 1 and 10?

Ash and Gary? The Battle of wits.

9. 2 gets trapped at the center of the earth. What does 4 and 9 do?

If Barry got trapped in the center of the earth, Misty would probably try to help, and Paul just wouldn't care.

10. Everybody, including you, signs up for High School Musical. Who gets the couple parts?

First of all, I just want you guys to know that I would never in my right mind sign up for that movie. But if I did, I would probably be one of the people in the backround who never gets noticed. Ash would be Troy, Misty would be Gabriela, Max would be some...nerd. Dawn would be Sharpay, or however you spell that, Gary would be that wanna-be cool dude in the third one, Paul would be Sharpay's brother person, May would be that other girl, Brock would be Troy's friend (I forget his name), and Pikachu would be the school mascot. (I know he's not a wildcat, but who cares! He's yellow!)

Copy and l.

paste. Now. Or else. ~Furyfur

LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Ash
2.
Barry
3. Misty
4.
Brock
5.
Max
6. Pikachu
7. Dawn
8. May
9. Paul
10. Gary

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Ash? Tell him to go back to sleep.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Misty? OUT!! Do that to Ash!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Brock's gonna marry Paul? Oh boy.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Max? Uh oh.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Pikachu? Let him be. He's cute and yellow.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Dawn? Okay, but my mom would make her wear a longer skirt.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
May? HA HA!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Paul? I expected as much.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Gary? Thank you.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Ash would pwn them. YEAH!!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
Barry tries to fix it as fast as he can.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Misty would probably give me something that has to do with water. Maybe a water stone.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Brock helps me out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Max won't do a dang thing.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
I will not marry him. But if I somehow get brainwashed into marrying Gary, Ash would fall to his knees in agony.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Dawn would...I dunno. Something nice.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Paul? He doesn't.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Gary would look at me weird.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Ash is awesome. But romance is specifically reserved for Misty.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Barry loves Paul? We already know that.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Misty's parents? They'd kill me for stealing her away from Ash. And I'd kill myself too.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Brock loves Paul? Oh boy.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Max and pikachu? I dout it.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Pikachu? Impossible.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Dawn? Okay, I'm fine with that.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
May? No, she won't. Not unless Drew actually likes her.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
Paul? No way.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Ash and Gary? That's screwed up, man.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Brock is probably just help Misty out with cooking lessons.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Ash and Pikachu? Totally.

Would 2 trust 5?
Barry trust Max? Lemme think...no.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Brock pokes Gary? Gary pokes back and they laugh.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Ash would pick geography to help with his journeys and Max would choose everything.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Misty and pikachu? I dunno...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Dawn is a model, Paul is a lawyer. Case closed.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
MAY TOOK AWAY BROCK'S AFRO!! I'M GONNA KILL HER!!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Paul sketches buneary and pikachu denies it.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Paul and Gary. They're talking about girls.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Ash kicked Gary? Yeah, right. Accidentally my foot!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Barry sent a message to his girlfriend but Paul got it? I didn't know Barry had a boyfriend. Or that Paul had an email adress. What is it?

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Max and pikachu? That would last about 2 minutes.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Sorry, pikachu, but you'd eat lal the ketchup!

7 won the lottery?
Dawn would buy girly, contesty stuff.

8 had quite a big secret?
May likes Drew. Wait...that's not a secret.

9 became a singer?
Paul? Oh no.

10 got a daughter?
When did Gary get in bed with someone?

What would 1 think of 2?
Ash thinks Barry is in to much of a hurry.

How would 3 greet 4?
Misty would be all like, "Hi, Brock!"

What would 4 envy about 5?
Brock thinks Max might be smarter than him...he's right.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Max would dream that pikachu was his.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Pikachu and Dawn are both cuteXD.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Dawn mad at May? She got beat in a contest.

Where would 8 meet 9?
May meet Paul? Nowhere, I hope.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Paul is secretly homosexual. He would never tell Gary this.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Gary is scared that Ash will pwn him. Which he will.

Is 3 Gay?
Misty? God no. I said PAUL was gay! PAUL! Not MISTY!

How do you feel right now?
Awesome!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jorizzle?

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Racoon
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name) Issac Turnburry?
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name)Mayjoart?
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Black Dew. AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW YEAH!! THAT IS AWESOME!!
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Oyittla
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Barbra (I actually don't know her middle name, I just made that up). I'm a guy!!
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Jester? That sounds like some superhero spoof.
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Mango mugging. HA!! XD
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Black peg. Cool!

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If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The following copy and pastes are by Fwingsnitch:

If you like pizza, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you just noticed that the beginning of every one of these is "If", copy and a paste this onto your profile.

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If you're laughing at yourself stupidly right now, copy and paste this onto your profile.

BLARGNSNARFNHARGSFNBLECH!!

If you found that completely random, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you're still wondering why I haven't stopped by now, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you don't understand why you're still reading this, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think his videos used to actually be funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you're really bored right now, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There. I'm done. Oh, but one last thing...

Just copy and paste this last bit on your profile for the heck of it.

This one's also by Fwingsnitch.

List 10 fictional characters, but you can only have up to 2 from each TV show/Movie/Book. And tell the peoples which TV show/Movie/Book they're from just in case.

1. Ash from Pokemon

2. Chuck from Chuck

3. Arthur from The Keys to the Kingdom

4. Misty from Pokemon

5. Bobby from Pendragon

6. Sarah from Chuck

7. Gregory from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

8. Suzy from The Keys to the Kingdom

9. Mark from Pendragon

10. Snape from Harry Potter

Now answer some questions.

Do you read fanfic about 7?
Gregory? Nope. Diary of a Wimpy Kid should NOT have fanfic.

What do you think is 3's best quality?
Arthur cares about everyone, and he doesn't willingly kill.

Which one is better? 10 or 1?
Definitely Ash. He rocks. Snape is just plain mean.

If you got a Christmas present from 5, what would it be?
I dunno. I guess Bobby would give me something he knew I would like. Maybe a video game?

Would you date 4?
Misty? If she didn't belong to Ash, totally!

What would you do if 8 showed up at your door?
Suzy? She's cool. I'd be nice and ask what she wanted.

If you and 2 teamed up to do something, what would it be?
Me and Chuck? Probably video games. I don't know about you, but I'm cool with that.

Do you think 8 and 9 would make a good couple?
Suzy and Mark...no. Mark is way too old for Suzy.

What is 1's greatest secret?
Ash loves Misty. Not really a secret, but he thinks it is.

If 7 asked you to do something for them, what would it be?
He'd ask me to be his friend. That's all poor Greg needs. And I would except.

What does 10 want more than anything else?
Snape wants Lilly to be alive and his wife. Oh yeah, and he wants to be alive. That's kind of important.

Will 1 and 6 ever kiss?
No way! Ash is like, 16 and Sarah is like, 24! Besides, she's in love with Chuck and Ash is in love with Misty!

What if 5 turned out to be your sibling?
Bobby? I'm his real family! Awesome! Traveler, man! Sweet!

What would you give anything in the world to see 9 do?
I want to see him kick Saint Dane's stupid little butt! Unfortunately, that's kind of impossible for Mark.

Have you ever read a 2/3 fic?
Chuck and Arthur? I didn't know such fics existed!

Is 8 evil?
Suzy? Nah, she's cool. Just a little rebelious.

1/4 or 1/5?
Ash/Misty or Ash/Bobby? You're kidding, right? Ash/Misty all the way, man!

Give a good reason why 10 wouldn't be invited to your party.
Snape? Cause he's dead.

What does 8 think of 6?
Well, if Suzy actually met Sarah, she'd probably think she was a cool spy and a good person.

Last thing. Give one word to each of those 10 characters that best describes them.

Ash: Confident

Chuck: AWESOME!!

Arthur: Caring

Misty: Hot-headed

Bobby: Determined

Sarah: Loving

Greggory: Missrable

Suzy: Rebellious

Mark: Nerdy

Snape: Horrible

Now copy and paste this onto your profile and give your own answers...OR ELSE!!

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, stealing-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy...
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw anime, so I MUST bea freak
I'm a fan girl so I MUST be a crazy, over-obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I can about the enviornment, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I spot gramatical errors, therefore I MUST be a nerd
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm strong, so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a cutter, so I MUST be a cutter too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionest.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I PLAY VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST have no social life.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I play an ONLINE GAME, so I MUST be a total loser.
I FIND SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE, so I MUST be completely in love with them.
I HATE SCHOOL, so I MUST not care about my education.

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students

Who were lost

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Erisna Deathclaw, EeveeCelebi749, Celebi96, RoseblossomWarrior, Chihuahua Bat, Yuri n' Chuka, Fwingsnitch

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of teens would cry if all the Twilight books in the world were going to burn. If you're one of the 5 that bring their own box of matches post this.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you've tripped over air, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large, solid objects, even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would be crying their eyes our if Miley Cyrus were falling from the top of the Empire State Building. 4.99999 percent would be jumping for joy. Copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 0.00001 percent that had pushed her off in the first place.

If you've ever forgotten that you're in public and done something really embarrassing, copy and paste this to your profile.

WHY CHILDREN ARE AWESOME

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl said, "Then you can tell him."

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Dreaming of you by CrystalMask reviews
After pairing up with Ash for a contest, Misty starts having dreams where a boy who looks like Ash makes all of her dreams come true, leading her to fall for her dream boy. The problem is, dream Ash is anything but a fiction of Misty's imagination. AAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Road To Pallet And I Do by friends and p-f4ever reviews
Brock is getting married, and Ash and Misty travel together to the wedding in Pallet. But who is he marrying? Why? Tons of twists, and LOADS OF SHIPPINGS!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,970 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
The Reunion by Pokapoka reviews
Everyone the Pokemon group has traveled with over the years is having a reunion at a restaurant. But will it be an ordinary reunion? Rated T for suggestive themes, a swear word, and alcohol. POKESHIPPING AND OTHER SHIPPINGS.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Misty's Secret by Snip-Chip reviews
Misty was in a trance that not even she could find the cause. Perhaps it had something to do with a black haired, pikachu loving friend. Could a certain blue haired cooridinater help Misty?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Pranks by Clistare reviews
After playing a practical-joke war with Misty, Ash finds himself trapped in a century-old mansion, with deep, hidden secrets. With only Pikachu, Misty and a baby Azurill by his side, can he and Misty uncover the mysteries of the Graysons mansion?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
I'm an Idiot by Car reviews
I am," Misty insisted, "I’m the biggest idiot in the world. I do stupid things and get myself into stupid situations because I’m an idiot." Brock smiled to himself, “This involves Ash, doesn’t it?” Pokeshipping, AAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Built This Way by AshXMisty reviews
Ash & Misty have another one of their famous arguments. But what happens when Ash says something to send Misty running out the door? And.. what'll happen to her? Lessons are learned, and feelings are brought to attention. Rated T just to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
The Show Must Go On by Virgo Writer reviews
Misty is directing a Water Show in the gym and she's asked Dawn to take the leading role as the underwater princess. But who will Misty ask to be her prince? Like you even have to ask. AAMR.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Did She Hear Me? by MagicMikey64 reviews
Misty Visits Ash, She stays the night, She goes to the loo but hears Ash talking about her... What happens? And when May comes what kind of MAYhem persues? Read to find out! AAML, Read & Review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Just Perfect by Scizor999 reviews
My first story, please let me know what you think! : P.S. Only Chapters 1 - 3 up so far!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
The Jealousy Of Misty by MagicMikey64 reviews
STORY ABANDONED - Contact if you wish to continue it. My first ever Pokemon episode edit, with how I think it should have been. Episode edit of 'The Heartbreak Of Brock'. Temacu falls in love with Ash and Misty starts to really get jealous. Will Misty reveal her feelings to Ash? Will Ash marry Temacu? AAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Past and Present by skyclaw441 reviews
Ash is near Cerulean City having a bit of nostalgia, and an old character from his past just happens to cross his path. AAML/Pokeshipping, Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
A Kissable Concept by Moon Prynces reviews
While Ash and Misty sit there eating away at the Hershey Kisses, Misty ponders... "What's the big deal with a kiss anyway?" she asks, looking down at the little chocolate between her fingers. Someone needs to tell her...or show her. Pokeshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Special Hints AAML by Skye-Love90 reviews
These are just some AAML hints I noticed on the show when Misty wasn't replaced by May . These hints states that Ash and Misty are obviously in love and are meant to be together. AAML Forever!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Accidentally In Love AAMRN by licoricejellybean reviews
AAMRN. Ash returns to Pallet with Brock and Dawn to train for his second shot at the Indigo League. But there’s a big surprise waiting for him…UPDATED. Includes extra scene and a more realistic ending to make way for poss. sequel.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Valentine Reunion! by MagicMikey64 reviews
Misty is oh so lonely... and it's Valentine's Day of all days! She's down in the dumps and can't stop thinking about one boy... Ash... little does she know that Ash is about to come for an unexpected visit. What does Ash have in mind? AAML. Read & review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Into the Mist! An unexpected Vistor! by XxWaterFlowerxX reviews
Ash, Dawn, and Brock are on their way to Sunnyshore for Ash's gym battle and Dawn's contest. Once there, they meet an old friend. Goes beyond Sunnyshore Grand Festival/League Compition.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Misty/Kasumi
Sunset by XxWaterFlowerxX reviews
Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Under The Twinkling Stars by Skye-Love90 reviews
Ash and Misty are alone under a beautiful starry night. Will their love blossom under a starry night? AAMl. Read and Review plz.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Misty's Love and May's Hate by Waterflowergirl reviews
When Ash gets a letter from Misty while travelling in Hoenn inviting him and the others to a festival in Cerulean City, things get exciting. May won't let Ash go, but will Ash and Misty's love triumph? Read this to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008
Who I Love by skyclaw441 reviews
Misty comes by Ash's house for a visit, and the discussion eventually moves to who one another loves. AAML, oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Midnight Kiss by skyclaw441 reviews
Ash kisses Misty in her sleep, and something wonderful happens. Yes, I know, the summary is lame. But it's better than you think. Oneshot. Pokeshipping/AAML.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Fog by skyclaw441 reviews
What happens when fog rolls into the thick woods of far eastern Jotho at night? AAML/Pokeshipping. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
What Should Have Happened by Wheaton reviews
What if Misty was somehow near by in The Dark King epi what if she brought him back well now we know :D reviews make me smile :D
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Lost Love by pikagurl23 reviews
Sequel to 'The Fight For Love' Two years after the battle between Ash and Aki, evil has returned and Misty comes to the startling revelation that she could lose much more than just a battle...it could also mean the end of the 'chosen one'...forever.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,692 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
The Fight For Love by pikagurl23 reviews
A new evil has arisen for Ash and his friends, but when the time comes, will Ash summon the courage to tell Misty what he truley feels about her...before its too late? *Chapter 3 is finally up!**Completed!*
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,568 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
MUST HURT TRACEY! by TB reviews
Pg-13 for no apparent reason so sue me! READ READ READ FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2001
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It Was Only A Wish reviews
Rewrite of When We Die. After yet another fight, ash makes the wish that he had never met Misty. But when his wish comes true, Ash begins to realize just how big of an impact Misty had on his life...and how much he misses her. AAML, Read and REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Best Of the Worst reviews
The best thing that ever could have happened to Misty has just happened: Ash has returned to Kanto. However, her happiness will not last long, because the best thing ever will be quickly followed by the worst. AAML! READ AND REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi
The Only Rule reviews
"Listen to me, Ash. You never should have gotten involved in any of this, but now that it's too late, I'm going to tell you something. There is one rule that you must follow, and one rule only if you want to survive: don't trust anyone." Some AAML! R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Extinction's Return reviews
Sequel to Extinct. It's been 22 years now. Ash and Misty are married, and even have two children. But the island is still there. And soon they will realize that. Full summary inside! AAML! READ AND REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Another Slice of Cake reviews
Sequel to Cake. What do a pokeball, a bloody maze, and Ash's father all have in common? One word: Steve. He's not done yet. In fact, he is now more determined than ever to get rid of everybody who's ever upset him, which includes…Ash's dad? Read & Rev
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
True Love reviews
Ash gets a little "gift"...he can't lie. That's the best summary I can give for this story. AAML! READ AND REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Pick a Card reviews
Misty Waterflower never believed in magic. But a certain skillful magician and his smooth-talking assistant make her begin to question her beliefs. Full summary inside. AAML! Read and REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi
Current Resident reviews
Inspired by CherryBlankets's story, "Pranks". While Ash and Misty are in Petalvine City, Dawn and her friend Niles show up, and Niles manages to convince them all to come with him up to a supposedly haunted mansion. Full summary inside! AAML! R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
The Pokemon Characters Read Fanfic reviews
What the title says. An mostly-dialogue fic showing some different things I think the Ash, Brock, and Misty might say if they discovered
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2009
ELI reviews
Date with your true love: 5 dollars. Almost getting some lip-on-lip action: 23 dollars. Getting kidnapped by Team Rocket and stuffed into some weird tests, which you are guided through by a jerk and an idiot: priceless. AAML! Read and Review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi
Secret Admirer reviews
Misty receives a some cards and gifts from her "secret admirer"…who isn't Ash. But could these cards and gifts mean more than they seem? AAML! Read and REVIEW! Be sure to tell me what you think!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Fwingsnitch's Fanfic Commentary reviews
Just me talking about all the fanfic I've written and giving information as to where I got ideas and things like that. I don't know why. Only rated T because pretty much all of my fanfic is rated T.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009
Cake reviews
Rewrite of The Pokemon Game. Sequel to When We Die. Games. We all love them. Games are about being challenged, plotting, developing skills, finding strategy, and having fun. That's all true here…except the fun. AAML. Read and REVIEW! BE SURE TO REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Extinct reviews
Rewrite of my old fic, "Paradise". Ash and Misty are on a cruise when they crash on an island not located on any maps...for a good reason. Now, with the help of fellow passengers, Ash and Misty need to get off this island. Full summary inside. R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,157 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Three Days of Excess reviews
Ash wins a trip to the wealthy Platinum City on one of the most expensive trains in the world, the Excess Express. Ash meets both old and new friends on the train. Pokeshipping, full summary inside. Rated T for language, and some sexual innuendo
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi
Wishful reviews
Ash thinks he needs a miracle...and he gets one. For 24 hours, every wish Ash makes will come true. Of course, we all know the stuff this will cause. But what happens when he wishes that Misty loved him? I won't post the next chapter till you do!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi
Fwingsnitch's 5step 5item challenge reviews
A little challenge I decided to set up. Are you up to it?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009
Forgetting the End reviews
Well, this is it. The world is about to end. And to make matters worse, Ash can't remember a thing! AAML, rated T for safety. Read and review! I'm serious! Review! I want all of you to review! Oh yeah, and read it too. That's importants. REVIEW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
My Own Worst Enemy reviews
Ash is a nice, caring guy. But one day he meets pokemon that changes him into a whole different person...uh, yeah. I couldn't really think of a very good summary for this one. AAML, rated T for...stuff. Just keeping it safe. Read and review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Artie Ketchum reviews
Ash isn't Ash anymore. His body has been stolen by Arthur, the worst kid you will ever meet. Now Ash is in Arthur's body. Little does he know that Arthur plans on finishing him off for good. Pokeshipping, rated T for language. Read and review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
I Think So reviews
Ash is possessed...kind of. No, it's not the king of pokelantis again. This time it's Carl Parker: an optimistic, random kid who's actually LIVING in Ash's mind. Pokeshipping, kind of a parody of pokeshipper409's story-which is still good! R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Shortest Stories reviews
A series of stories so short I'll be surprised if you finish this entire fic in 2 minutes even when it's complete. Rated T for chapter 6 and just in case I put anything else T-rated in here. Pokeshipping, and maybe some other shippings later on. R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009
90 Minutes reviews
What would you do if you knew you were going to die in 90 minutes? Well, Ash has his list. AAML, rated T just to be safe. R&R! Chapter 5 UP!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
When We Die reviews
After an argument, Ash wishes he never met Misty. And his wish comes true. But as he continues his life he realizes what a big impact Misty had on it. And how much he misses her. Kinda AAML, full summary inside. Rated T just to be safe. COMPLETE!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete