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Hey, what's up? I'm Fwingsnitch, a 13-year-old guy who is bored on his dad's computer. I used to only write comedy stories, but recently I've been writing some serious ones too. I don't actually watch Pokemon that much anymore, but I still like to write fanfic from time to time. I'm also working on an original story, which may slow down my fanfic writing.
When I grow up I want to be a pastor, and maybe a psychologist as a second job.
My favorite fictional character of all time has got to be Reid from Criminal Minds. Nobody could possibly be more awesome than Reid. Oh yeah, and The Doctor from Doctor Who is pretty awesome also.
Favorite Movies: Space Balls, Jurassic Park, Jaws, The Lightning Thief
Favorite TV shows: Chuck, Criminal Minds, The Simpsons, Chowder, Doctor Who
Favorite Singers/Bands/Songs: Simple plan, Weird Al Yankovic, Parry Gripp, Switchfoot, Jonathan Coulton, Switchfoot, Casting Crowns
I like pokeshipping and malavolentshipping (I think that's what it's called), and approve of pikashipping, contestshipping, rocketshipping, and hikarishipping
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
You know you're in 2008 if...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.
Ash, Chuck, Sarah, Homestar, Strong Bad, Misty, Barry, James, Meowth, Homsar, Casey, Captain Awesome
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Misty and Casey? Wow. That's even more screwed up than Ash/Gary. Though I guess it would be interesting...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Homestar? He's awesome, but I can't really call him hot seeing as we're both guys.
3. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah, Meowth's been in quite alot of fics.
4. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Chuck and Misty...no.
5. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Strong bad and Meoth or Strong Bad and Homsar. Probably Strong Bad and Meowth, cuz they're both funny bad guys.
6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Sarah and Homsar go on a date. Yeah, I know, I should be in an insane asylum. Though you gotta admit, just the IDEA is hillarius!
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ash and James? I sure hope not.
8. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The really bad crossover where Elli dies and Barry comforts Captain Awesome. Let's hope this never happens.
9. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Homsar would probably say something like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA'M THE HUMAN WEDGIE!!"
10.If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
For James? The Nerd Song by Islusho.
11. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ash, Misty, and Captain Awesome. WARNING!! FREAKIN AWESOME!!
12.What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Okay, this one kinda makes sense. But as for what Homsar would say to Chuck..."AAAAAAA REALLY HOPE THIS LAPTOP IS STABLE!!"
13.When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Strong Bad? I don't actually read Homestar Runner fanfic. Strong Bad is right. Homestar Runner is something that should be left to the creators.
13. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Ash and Barry are in a happy relationship until Meowth runs off with Homestar. Ash, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Casey and a brief unhappy affair with Captain Awesome, then follows the wise advice of Strong Bad and finds true love with Sarah.
Wow. Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I was laughing for at least 2 minutes after hearing about what Ash and Casey did. That's just screwed up. Wait...did they have to be all from the same fandom? Crap. Oh well, it was funnier this way.
This one is by Furyfur: List your top 10 favorite pokemon characters and answer the questions. Now. Or die.
1. 10 and 7 have been locked in a room. What are they doing?
Gary and Dawn? Probably getting mad at each other somehow and trying to find a way out.
2. What is the reason that you want to kill 5?
Brock? One word: DESPERATE!! Just get a girlfriend, already!
3. What's the worst thing that can happen to 1?
Paul could become the Sinnoh champion before Ash even beats the next gym. But that won't happen.
4. You and 2 team up in something. What is that something?
Me and Barry? Probably a pokemon battle.
5. What does 4 like best about 6?
What does Misty like about pikachu? He's yellow! Everyone loves yellow!
6. Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?
Max? I dunno. He's pretty young. I guess a pokemon.
7. 8 and 9 get on TV. Why?
May and Paul are battling, and Paul's getting pwned.
8. What would be a great title for a humor story about 1 and 10?
Ash and Gary? The Battle of wits.
9. 2 gets trapped at the center of the earth. What does 4 and 9 do?
If Barry got trapped in the center of the earth, Misty would probably try to help, and Paul just wouldn't care.
10. Everybody, including you, signs up for High School Musical. Who gets the couple parts?
First of all, I just want you guys to know that I would never in my right mind sign up for that movie. But if I did, I would probably be one of the people in the backround who never gets noticed. Ash would be Troy, Misty would be Gabriela, Max would be some...nerd. Dawn would be Sharpay, or however you spell that, Gary would be that wanna-be cool dude in the third one, Paul would be Sharpay's brother person, May would be that other girl, Brock would be Troy's friend (I forget his name), and Pikachu would be the school mascot. (I know he's not a wildcat, but who cares! He's yellow!)
Copy and l.
paste. Now. Or else. ~Furyfur
LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME
Then ask the following questions~
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
1 accidentally kicked 10?
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
5 and 6 did a workout together?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
7 won the lottery?
8 had quite a big secret?
9 became a singer?
10 got a daughter?
What would 1 think of 2?
How would 3 greet 4?
What would 4 envy about 5?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Where would 8 meet 9?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Is 3 Gay?
How do you feel right now?
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jorizzle?
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Racoon
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There. I'm done. Oh, but one last thing...
Just copy and paste this last bit on your profile for the heck of it.
This one's also by Fwingsnitch.
List 10 fictional characters, but you can only have up to 2 from each TV show/Movie/Book. And tell the peoples which TV show/Movie/Book they're from just in case.
1. Ash from Pokemon
2. Chuck from Chuck
3. Arthur from The Keys to the Kingdom
4. Misty from Pokemon
5. Bobby from Pendragon
6. Sarah from Chuck
7. Gregory from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
8. Suzy from The Keys to the Kingdom
9. Mark from Pendragon
10. Snape from Harry Potter
Now answer some questions.
Do you read fanfic about 7?
What do you think is 3's best quality?
Which one is better? 10 or 1?
If you got a Christmas present from 5, what would it be?
Would you date 4?
What would you do if 8 showed up at your door?
If you and 2 teamed up to do something, what would it be?
Do you think 8 and 9 would make a good couple?
What is 1's greatest secret?
If 7 asked you to do something for them, what would it be?
What does 10 want more than anything else?
Will 1 and 6 ever kiss?
What if 5 turned out to be your sibling?
What would you give anything in the world to see 9 do?
Have you ever read a 2/3 fic?
Is 8 evil?
1/4 or 1/5?
Give a good reason why 10 wouldn't be invited to your party.
What does 8 think of 6?
Last thing. Give one word to each of those 10 characters that best describes them.
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I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork
Try not to Cry
Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students
Who were lost
Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry.
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".
Now you have 2 choices;
1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"
2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...
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WHY CHILDREN ARE AWESOME
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
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