Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
First time back in a while- time to make some updates.
Ok, some things about me...
1. i am a teenager in highschool
3. Aqua is my favorite color- still true
4. Four has been canceled.
5. Romeo and Juliet is more of a comedy than a tragedy- Also still true, at least until you start analyzing it to death.
6. Ravenclaw is the best house. Eagles for the win!!
7. I have succumbed to the copy/paste profile thingys, please forgive me.
Some books/movies ect i like:
By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,
Let it be known that on the date April Twenty-Fourth,Two Thousand Eleven,
TKDgirl101 gazed upon the Untempered Shesim and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and was inspried.
Her chosen name is The Runner.
So it was chosen and so it shall be,
The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time-Lords.
I just had to do one of these, sorry.
List your top 12 favorite characters in no particular order.
2. River Song
3. Jack Harkness
4. 11th Doctor
5. Martha Jones
6. Rory Williams
7. 10th Doctor
8. Amy Pond
9. The Master
10. Donna Nobel
11. Mickey Smith
12. Rose Tyler
Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?
Martha Jones/Mickey Smith, yes I have.
Do you think three is hot?
What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?
Rose got the 9th doctor pregnant... is that even possible?
Do you remember any good fics about nine?
The Master? yep, I love master fics
Would seven and two make a good couple?
10th doctor and River, I would like to think so.
Four/Eight or Four/Five?
What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?
10th doctor discovered Amy and Jack in a relationship? I'm assuming he wouldn't see anything out of the ordinary as he has yet to meet Amy and Jack is well, Jack.
River/Rory? Rory decides to bond with his daughter over coffee.
Has there been a one-eight fluff?
9th doctor and Amy? I don't think so but I wouldn't be surprised.
Are there any story on your list about eleven?
Mickey? nope, sorry.
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
The 9th doctor and the 10th doctor are in a happy relationship until the Master runs off with the 10th doctor. The 9th Doctor, heartbroken, has a one-night stand with Mickey and a brief unhappy affair with Rose, then follows the wise advice of Martha and finds true love with River.
Title/Warning for above fic?
Timey Wimey, warning: Crack fic...
5, 4, 7,1 and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confesses their true love with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.
Martha, the 11th Doctor, the 10th doctor, the 9th Doctor, and Jack are playing truth or dare. Martha asks the 10th Doctor, and the 10th doctor says truth. Martha asks the 10th Doctor who he loves and after some prodding from Jack, confesses their true love with the 11th Doctor. The 11th Doctor does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Jack. The 10th doctor is heartbroken and seeks comfort in the 9th Doctor, while the 11th Doctor and Jack run of in the sunsets together. However, Martha is secretly in love with the 10th Doctor and becomes so jealous of the 9th Doctor, who after the comfort with the 10th Doctor, becomes in a relationship with the 10th Doctor, and so Martha decides to murder the 9th doctor but, is stopped in time by the police officer The Master and is sent to prison, allowing the 9th Doctor and the 10th doctor to continue their relationship.
Title/Warning for above
In love with myself, warning: PARADOXICAL!
Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.
9th Doctor/Mickey, We're all Idiots sometimes.
What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
11th Doctor wanted to seduce the 9th Doctor... Hey, I'm you, from the future.
Do any of your friends read seven/nine?
10th Doctor/the master? yep
Donna/Martha or Donna/Rose... Donna would kill rose, so Donna/Martha I guess...
6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.
Rory, Jack, the 11th Doctor, and Mickey are at a bar when Jack makes a drunken confession that Jack is in love with the 9th Doctor. Rory is secretly in love with Jack and plots to abduct Jack to keep Jack away from the 9th Doctor, but is stopped by the 11th Doctor and Mickey. However, Rory is so crazed by this point that Rory needs constant watching to make sure he doesn't go after Jack again, and the 11th Doctor and Mickey volunteer to do this. As they work together, the 11th Doctor and Mickey develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Rory escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Jack and the 9th Doctor from untimely deaths, the 10th Doctor magically appears and vanquishes Rory forever.
Title/Warnings for the above fic?
A Crazed Roman. Warning, slash, a lot of slash.
Would 12&6 make a good couple?
Rose and Rory, in an alternate universe where Rory never met Amy it might work.
What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?
the 9th Doctor and the 11th Doctor? I would be so horribly confused and hope that the universe wouldn't end over a rubber ducky...
3 kills 7, what does 3 say?
Jack kills the 10th Doctor, "Sorry, I met 11, I like him better."
Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story
Amy and the Master, Let's destroy the Universe
What would be a good pick-up line for 12 to use on 4?
Rose to use on the 11th Doctor? Doctor, I like the new regeneration.
3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?
Jack finds the 10th Doctor and the 11th Doctor kissing, well, Jack would be Jack.
You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?
Donna, I think I would give her a hug and tell her to get back to the TARDIS, they need her.
By the way, I set you up on a date with 5.
With Martha, really? I'm not that type of person. -sigh-
How You Know If You Are Obsessed With Doctor Who:
1) You would rather spend time watching DW than anything else.
2) Whenever something Who-ish comes up, you're chest tightens.
3) You write and read DW fanfictions.
4) You make up a DW word
5) You make your mom go to the library during school just to get DW books. (not so much)
6) You beg your parents to stay up late at night and watch DW. (I live in the trailer and I'm 18 so they don't really care as long as I get up before 10/11 AM)
7) You base your schedule on when the next DW episode will be on TV.
8) During the day, all you can think about is DW.
9) You "pretend" that you are friends with the Doctor and a blue highlighter of yours is the sonic screwdriver.
10) You search the internet for a sonic screwdriver, and get the app on ur itouch/phone.
11) You search the internet for a shirt that says "I'd rather be watching Doctor Who".
12) In an essay, you destroy human dignity, then say "I'd rather be a Time Lord".
13) You listen late at night for the wheezing sounds of the TARDIS.
14) You wonder what situations you can put yourself in to be able to find the Doctor. (I'm actually going to write a story like that)
15) You copy and paste this onto your profile.
16) You have tried fish-sticks and custard
17) You begin to wonder if that nasty teacher that has it in for you is really a human or not... (I wonder if I'm human)
18) You begin to wonder in general if all the people around you are human.
19) You find yourself wishing that the TARDIS would appear in the classroom before a big test and take you away so you can study.
20) You begin to want to take engineering so you can learn to pilot the TARDIS.
21) Instead of using the phrase "Two Heads are Better than One", you use the phrase, "Two Hearts are Better than One".
22) DW is your favorite conversation starter. (and even if it's not, i'll relate whatever i'm talking about to DW!)
23) YOU WANT YOU'RE OWN TIME MACHINE/TARDIS!! I can't believe I did this... I'll go die in shame now.
24) You buy a telescope just so you can look for a flying blue box every night.
25) You are deathly afraid of Christmas Trees (The Christmas Invasion), Scarecrows (Family of Blood / Human Nature), Angels (Time of Angels / Flesh and Blood / Voyage of the Damned), Planes (Midnight), and Engines (The Beast Below).
26) You cried in many of the DW episodes (every, single, episode! whether there was a happy ending or not!)
27) You are reading all of these and saying yes to most of them!
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Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
The Doctor: Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don't tell people I traveled through time and space with her mother.
Cyberman: Your design in inelegant.
Staal: Doctor, you impugn my honor!
The Doctor: Oh, you're not. Are you? Tell me you're not archaeologists.
The Doctor: Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had, all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract. They live off potential energy.
Donna: [about the Doctor] He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.
The Doctor: You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up "genocide". You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read "Over my dead body".
The Doctor: The Library. So big it doesn't need a name; just a great big "the."
The Doctor: Where is this? Where am I?
The Doctor: And the final score is: no TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare. Who da man?! [Everyone looks at him unimpressed] [petulantly] Okay, that's... I'm never saying that again. Fine.
The Doctor: Its a fez, I wear a fez now, Fezzes are cool.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
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This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is idiot cat
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Now read the THIRD word of every line
Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name): Rose Ratliff
Super-Hero Name (favorite color and favorite drink): Aqua Root beer
Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name): Skikimfil
Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Charcoal
Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Reid Wayne
Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): KiSi
Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Kimizzle
Detective Name (favorite color and favorite animal): Aqua Wolf
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile
If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!
If you read multiple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever felt guilty eating an apple because 'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away', copy and paste this into your profile.
If FanFiction.net is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile
If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, paste this in your profile because you rock.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading your own stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are Doctor Who obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! (Under those rules, what is earth?) Whas that really that long ago?
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile.
If you think writing FF stories is fun, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.
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I totally skipped over reading most of these...