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Joined 02-20-09, id: 1845055, Profile Updated: 12-21-10
Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

(11-15-10)

ZOMG! Haven't been here for a while! D: ON HAITUS CAUSE OF SCHOOL D:

BUTBUTBUT, GOOD NEWS :D I'M CURRENTLY WORKING ON A MULTI-CHAPTER STORY FOR ToS:KoR~! xD

-Facts About Ze Awesomeness-

N I C K. Names: Soap. Just, Soap.

H O W. Old : Older than two, younger than 100.

B I R T H. date: June 19

W H A T. Hobbies ?: Cosplay, listening to music, searching for more good music, sleeping, draw random crap, make up plots for my stories, watching Cosplay Yaoi Skits or pics from Youtube, annoying my mom, eating, awing at well-made AMVS, drooling over hawt guys, and hanging around with friends

Y O U R. Interests ?: String Instruments, namely the violin. I absolutely adore it. Some people consider me obsessive over it, but I just think it's just motherly instincts. I NAMED IT~ Fenrir Vienaskeller OwO I KNOW. HAWT NAME. OWO

F U T U R E. Dreams: Harvard University. I would work my ass off if it means enrolling into that university! (Being the lazyass I am, it's a big accomplishment.)

C O U P L E. Fetish?: Hmm... Squinoa (SquallXRinoa FFVIII), Clack (ZackXCloud FVII) & Suzalulu (SuzakuXLelouch Code Geass)
OTP: EmilXRatatosk

L O V E S. Genre: FLUFF!! MOAR FLUFF!! xD or smut... xD

S U R P R I S I N G. Attributes: No matter how early I sleep (Let it be 5:00 PM, 10:00 PM, etc) my internal alarm clock ALWAYS wake me up after 1:00 PM. I can stay in the shower long enough to make me fall asleep. I'm "overly-protective" about my stuff, especially my violin, and growl whenever someone tries to take my stuff without my permission. Sometimes, I get high off air, and just go on a bouncing & talking frenzy. I have random moodswings even though "That time" didn't come. I don't have a filter between my brain and mouth; whatever I think, comes out. I love writing at 2:00 AM in the morning; it's when I can actually let the words flow, not just all raggy-jaggy like some of my previous essays. I tend to act on impulse, so I change every-so-often :D

C O S P L A Y. 2011: Ratatosk Castagnier (TOS:KoR)


STANDARD DISCLAIMERS APPLY TO EVERY ONE OF MY STORIES! DON'T GO AROUND SUING ME!

Well, not much to say so...

HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS xDD

:D

-M I S C H I E F. Memories

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Reflective by Sarimia reviews
These are the days I want to remember. When good things, unexpected things, happen. AU. Clack, Riso, Akuroku. All fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Cloud S., Zack
Ambiguous by Spunkay Skunk reviews
Facing a surprise pregnancy is a challenge Lelouch feels he might be able to handle. The real problem is trying to figure out how the hell a male got pregnant in the first place. Crack m-preg! Beware of SPOILERS! (See profile for status.)
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 113,908 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Hero by Razer Athane reviews
They called him Puppy... but... -Oneshot-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Aisle 3 by BubbleFairy03 reviews
Cloud Strife was a fairly normal teenager, working at his local supermarket to save for college. Zack Fair was a fairly abnormal customer, who seemed to think making his cashier blush was his greatest mission in life. Clack AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] - Complete
Awaiting by Ziggy Pasta reviews
A month apart from each other … when simply waiting is no longer enough to calm the insecurities in Cloud's heart, he ignored everything to share a single moment with Zack. Zack/Cloud mild shounen-ai fluff and angst.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Forever With You by Rennemeow reviews
I don’t want to leave. I don’t want to lose you. Why do I have to give you up? Is it selfish of me to ask for you to stay? RatatoskxEmil
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Ratatosk, Emil C. - Complete
Marriage Booth by yamirachan reviews
/SLZC No.10, AU, Clack, ZackxCloud/ Cloud gets dragged to some fancy all-boys academy by his childhood friend Tifa. The blond gets the feeling that something bad is going to happen, but who would’ve thought that it would be in front of a makeshift altar?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Before My Eyes by BubbleFairy03 reviews
AU Clack When Zack was five years old, he decided he wanted to marry Cloud Strife. Looking back, that was probably one of the best decisions he'd ever made.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2010 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] - Complete
Necessity by SerPounceALot reviews
Zack/Cloud YAOI Oneshot A secret need, a foolish wish. A young soldier without regard.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Right & Wrong by dghsjhnbmfbg reviews
Emil's troubled by something a particular red-head said to him. -RataXEmil-
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ratatosk, Emil C. - Complete
The One For Me by Patagato reviews
One Shot. "Zack, are you really going to go to school with your tie… untied ?" Cloud said dubiously, once they were on the train. "Well, you know I was kinda hoping you'd tie it for me," Zack said with a cheeky grin. Zack/Cloud !
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Movie Time by TwinTrouble reviews
If Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth ever watched Advent Children. Because that movie is an extremely bad way to be introduced to the Final Fantasy VII fandom.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Sora Is Jesus by KXXI reviews
Flame me. Please.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Part of the Beauty by UrKid reviews
“”Part of the beauty of falling in love with you is the fear you won’t fall…”” - “… Seriously?” - “No, not really. I can tell that it’s definitely not a beauty.” // YuuxAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Obscene Late Night Phone Calls by startscribbling12 reviews
Roxas is tired. Axel is drunk. Why did Roxas give Axel his phone number anyway?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Shattered Emerald by Kaseixjaa reviews
Flames and flashes of jade green, crossing blades with slashes and crosses of ruby red. They danced the waltz of death, sweat and blood trailing from their bodies. Only one would remain, dancing on the others grave. Lenalee-centric. Please R&R. Thanks.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009
My Enemy, My Friend by MelodicMadness reviews
Emil had a question about Aster, a question that would make it even harder for him to face Richter.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Richter A., Emil C. - Complete
Pizzazz by The Pudding Fiend reviews
“I’m saying that your hair-flipping needs...” Aster mimed a hair-flip. Richter swore he saw sparkles. “Pizzazz.”
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Aster, Richter A. - Complete
Keep Breathing by Violet Young reviews
Riku and Namine get together. End of story. Er... kind of...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naminé, Riku - Complete
When Wrong is Right by Dylixia reviews
Friends are just friends and sex is just sex. But sometimes, the two are thrown together and the boundaries and feelings built up in friendship can be completely forgotten. Cloud/Zack, Clack. Birthday!fic for a disgusting excuse of a human being.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Reality Making Magic by Adreus reviews
Emil demonstrates how reality making magic works, and Ratatosk how it... doesn't. —Richter, Emil; Ratatosk.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Emil C., Richter A.] [Ratatosk, Marta L.] - Complete
Madness by BerryD reviews
Emil tries to teach Richter how to cook. May goddess Martel be with him on his perilous journey. Suggestive themes, Profanity, yaoi. Stuff like that.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Emil C., Richter A.
Knight's Fall by Expressive Dissonance reviews
He was supposed to stay with him and keep their routine going, not become Cloud's personal champion and change things forever. implied Clack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Awkward by Sekana Katayama reviews
Sequel to 'Romantic'... What happened later that cold, cold night in Flanoir...? No lemon yet, sorry folks.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Emil C., Richter A. - Complete
Unconventional by Tobirion reviews
Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Welcome Back by lily-uzumaki23 reviews
AU-ish. Cloud is dealing with his "problem" and gets caught by the one that causes it. Clack, PWP basically.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Anthropomorphism by funanyaTHEmute reviews
-One-Shot- I had never once thought that I could someday consider myself to be a pedophile. Hitsugaya/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Confessions Of A Bleach Villain by Rogue12158 reviews
Ever wonder what the villains do when the main characters of Bleach have their not so convenient chit-chats mid battle? Well, now you can find out! What will they do? Pay bills? Dance? Play golf?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by RainbowSerenity reviews
/Clack/ Written for LJ community 7rainbowprompts; two guys too stubborn to resist destiny. Theme nine: Everything can turn into a good memory. Even dirty, smelly, crunchy old leaves...that they're supposed to be raking. Oops.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,461 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Apologies Shouldn't Have A Lullaby by The.Reaper.Game reviews
It was another thing Richter and Ratatosk had that was different. •Ratatosk/Emil Fluff• ••Song-Fic••
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Misinterpretation by Metamorcy reviews
Cloud never thought that Leon was ticklish when he was asleep nor did he ever thought that the other would squirm either. CloudXLeon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Problem Solver by The.Reaper.Game reviews
Emil was bored, and his only solution to boredom was a certain Summon Spirit. •Hinted RatatoskXEmil Drabble• ••Rated for safety••
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Hichigo's Coffee by FlyStar reviews
What happens if Ichigo's hollow gets on a caffeine high? You did not see this coming. Oneshot, not a HichigoxIchigo fanfic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
What is Love? by Sekana Katayama reviews
A quest for the Balacruf Tombstone leads to the discovery of something much more interesting. EmilRichter.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,662 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Emil C., Richter A. - Complete
Two Men and a Baby by Molly-Chan the AnimeGame Fan reviews
You know how much the story would change if you just turned someone into a baby, right? -Aster/Richter, Marta/Emil, Spoilers, Crackfic, One-shot ToS2-
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Richter A., Aster - Complete
Harlequin by MatsuMama reviews
Byakuya falls in battle and wakes up married. Could anyone other than Hisana capture the heart of a Kuchiki? Bya/OC; Rukia is IN the fic and plays a large enough role to be noted. Char indicators do NOT equal pairings; THIS IS NOT BYA/RUK.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,173 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
When Cloud Smiles by Scripta Lexicona reviews
Drabble. Zack reflects on an aspect of Cloud. SephZackCloud if you squint.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
We Can Share It by munchkin-hime reviews
Roxas wasn't supposed to become too attached her. Yet...he was starting to...feel something for her. She wanted to let him feel...But she didn't think it'd end like this. If only she had just Shared. RoxasXOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Roxas, Xemnas - Complete
Circle Yes or No by RainbowSerenity reviews
/Clack/ Life doesn't normally come in the form of yes or no questions, but Zack's totally not going to let that stop him in the pursuit of a stubborn little blond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
What Hurts the Most by TheKingJingles reviews
Before the Winter War begins, Hitsugaya Toshirou must do the one thing he never wanted to do. He must cut all ties to the human world, including his beloved, no matter how badly it hurts. ONE SHOT HitsugayaXOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Ten Ways In Which To Abuse You Power by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
A note to all Captain-ranking Shinigami in regards to the recent incidents of blatant power abuse- Stop it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/10/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Just Your Average Novice by Seshka reviews
A story about a young ShinRa guard and the numerous pranks he had to suffer just for being a newbie .:ZackXCloud:. PRE NIBELHEIM. Contains hints of yaoi, crack, and CLACK.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Curses Upon Curses by Janika reviews
What happens when someone from another world with a curse she doesn't want to admit meets our favorite winged thief? Not to mention there's a flying lizard after her! Let's just say it's another sappy romance fic with a little excitement too. DarkXOC
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,632 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Dark M. - Complete
The Matchmaker's Handbook by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora Harada is the leading expert on love, even though he’s never gotten a date in his life. Then he receives a letter from someone who has a huge crush – on him! Will the matchmaker finally meet his match?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,783 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Riku, Sora
The Shower by triedunture reviews
Leon is usually not a morning person, but some things can always get a man up. CloudxLeon yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Vanilla & Mocha reviews
ACT VII: "Sora, your violin isn't your life. If it was wrecked, it could be replaced, but if you were wrecked..." He gazed deeply into Sora's cerulean hues. "You're the only one for me, how could I live without you?" Drabbles on Soroku. SoraXRoxas. R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Roxas, Sora