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hello!! My name is : Samantha
I am 13 years old and i love to read!!
My b-day is in September
I have :
light brown hair
hazel eyes : outer ring of grey,and the rest is green with gold flecks
(yes i know they are aewsome right?! jk jk )
they also change from a light green to dark depending on what i'm wearing
i have freckles across my cheeck bones and the bridge of my nose and i love them :)
and two younger brothers (i'm the oldest):
I am :
a freshman in high school
And i am a music fanatic!!
my mom had me when she was 18 and has hammered it into my head that:
I WILL GO TO COLLEGE! NO EXCEPTIONS!!
but i don't mind because i want to make a-lot of money when i grow up
and no she is not a control freak(actually the exact opposite) she just wants a better life for me
i get strait A's but i'm by NO means a geek
i always say i should have been a teen in the 60's or 80's for the music and style!!
I also wish to travel when i'm older
The places i really want to go are:
England (the guys accents are hot)
Irland and many more
this quote was on stephinie meyer's official web site under New Moon and was originally the pigraph for New Moon:
Come, gentle night; come, loving, black-browed night;
but she had a choice give us the warning or give us the love and she chose the warning
I got this from Pennelle who got it from Saint Fang of Boredom, who got this from Randomitis Sufferer, who got it from BellaRide28. This is so true:
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest In Peace, my old friend.
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"common scence is not common"-unknown
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"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." –Unknown
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"Dance my little puppets, Dance!" – God
"There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it." -That-Guy-With-The-Glasses
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!:
(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
COPY AND PASTE, BETCHES!! xD
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
great things to toast to:
Here's to you, here's to me, may we never disagree. But if we do fuck you, here's to me
Here's to you, here's to me, here's to sex, when it's free
Be good. If you can't be good, be bad. If you can't be bad, then name it after me
Here's to being single, drinking doubles, and seeing triple
BELLA'S DRESS :
BELLA'S FLASH BACK SHOES (just add a bow)