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Joined 02-21-09, id: 1845432, Profile Updated: 11-27-11
Author has written 2 stories for My Little Pony, and Harry Potter.

I'm Sarah. I enjoy Nutella, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Harry Potter, and Pokemon. I could write other useful information here, but I will refrain from doing so because of my laziness.

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Karaoke Nights by lovegrizzlybearEmmett reviews
Bella Swan was never the kind of person to go to the big football games,so she and her friend Alice sing every Friday instead.One night,kids from their school show up.Will they help start a new tradition?And will romance start when Bella sings with Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Raoul's Diary by gnomechompskis reviews
Being the fop he is, he has a lot of time to goof off. This story is made to make fun of Raoul a lot. If you are just BARELY attached to Raoul, I HIGHLY advise you stay away. XD It's all in jest. Dedicated to Erik/Christine fangirls. Rated for language.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver EVER! by Geminius reviews
Harry and Pals are fooled into wining a vacation to Forks, Washington and reunite with the Twilight gang. The following events that take place make no sense to logic or reasoning. R&R! No Flames, OOCness, Random, Crack Fic, Part 2 of 2 BEWARE IMITATORS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 59,399 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Phantom of the Opera Movie Parody by gnomechompskis reviews
A parody of the Phantom of the Opera movie. I put it a bit out of order, but...I think it works nicely. R & R! T for a bit of language!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010
Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Newton by hotflower06 reviews
5 years after Breaking Dawn, both Edward and Bella and the recent married Jessica and Mike end up on Wife Swap. What will happen? Does Mike still love Bella? how can the Cullens possibly hide they're secret with Jessica around? And who's James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Jessica
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5852 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Kindle My Heart by sprinkledwithpearls reviews
."I sat here, tucked away in my little asylum, tucked away from the world. It didn't matter if I was alive or dead. Nothing mattered now." Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. The tragic past of our favorite vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice - Complete
If You Could See Me Now by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella's son has an imaginary friend called Edward. Bella needs a friend. What will happen when she meets someone called Edward who looks A LOT like the guy in the picture her son drew of himself and his "friend." Is it just coincidence. Full summary insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,301 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accepting the Silence by 24-7reader reviews
A look of horror crossed my face as I ran up to my room grabbing my CD player. I put in the noisiest CD and played it full blast. Cautiously I put it to my ear. Tears started streaming down my cheeks. I was deaf… All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,076 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Paradise reviews
"Everything she had ever known dissolved away, and for some reason, Hermione was okay with that." After Ron's departure in Deathly Hallows, Hermione reminisces on her lonely childhood in order to suppress her memories of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
With Regret
When a pony goes on a trip down memory lane, she cannot help but relive heartbreak.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete