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Joined 02-21-09, id: 1845519, Profile Updated: 06-21-12
Author has written 6 stories for Total Drama series, Superjail!, and Naruto.

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Prinzessin by edwardandbella4evah reviews
Courtney and Duncan in the times of the Holocaust. Courtney is a Jew, and Duncan is a German soldier. Not your average D/C holocaust story. Read and Review!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,993 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Demon Child by Zaya reviews
Naruto's first words were 'demon child'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
My Bad Boy by Me and Gaara 4ever reviews
It's a High School Fic. Since I can't put more then two genre yet, Im gunna write it in the summary. Humor, Romance, Drama, Hurt/Comfert, and alittle bit Angst. Rated M for cursing and lemon later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,038 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Gaara
The Number Seven by Art is a bang4979 reviews
Hinata is new to America. Her english is shacky, she very shy, and she painfully straight edge. Hidan is your normal everyday LA bad boy. He's rude, he's crude, and he's just what Hinata needs to feel like she fits in. AU HidanXHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2486 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Sharingan Parenthood by INUcarrot1 reviews
Whats a women of the Akatsuki supposed to do when she's pregnant with the son or daughter of infamous Tobi well find out for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Obito U.
What's your pleasure, sir? by the-hippie-whittlers reviews
Schro has been begging the Captain to take him to the edge of pain and pleasure. What happens when the Captain finally gives into him? PWP that includes kinks that I, Veronica, don't think are in enough fics.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Hans G., Schrodinger - Complete
How to Be Inappropriate by LadyFoxy reviews
Hidan in a series of frenzy: pink nail polish, harrassment & more. A Collection of Oneshots; Humor, Fluffs and Lemons. SPIN-OFF from An Unexpected Reunion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Running Scared by firespaws reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has been plagued by nightmares, all taking place at a summer camp, and each growing more and more terrifying as time goes on. When she finds herself at that very camp, what horrors will be in store for her and her friends? KibaHina AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Twins in love with a sprinkle of Haruhi by Aurora Apocolypta reviews
The twins fall in love, Haruhi falls in love. What are the simmerlarities of their relationships? A quite short story but worth a read. Yoai and twinest and lemon sorry -
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,407 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Completely Non Awesome Adventures of a MarySue by xElementFivex reviews
Jessica is a young girl who gets sucked into the Death Note world and-wait? What do you mean no one cares?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
XXX Jutsu! Princess of Seduction by Pancakes-x reviews
Naruto accidently casts a strange Jutsu on Sakura which makes her react in a weird way. Can anyone save Sakura before its too late or will they be taken by Sakura's new ways... Bad Summary Chapter 3 EDITED. Like lemons? this is the one for you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,914 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Things I Do by Witchy Bitch reviews
you always have that one mission...that one mission that makes you question is it worth it. SHORT skirt and LOW top can cause even a strong man to become weak. One-Shot/PWP/drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Pain/Pein, OC - Complete
Hat Play by UnknownQuil reviews
A game that my friend and I chose to play, the keyword was hat. In this case, Mori and Honey are left to play with hats alone in the shop. Honey has great fun placing hats on Mori's body, including a certain spot that arouses him to build up the play.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Perfect Stranger by LadyFoxy reviews
Hidan needs to get laid. And Hidan always gets what he wants in the end. Hidan/OC, LEMON & Epilogue, Rated M for Sex & Hidan's Potty Mouth! PREQUEL to An Unexpected Reunion
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Oh No Another Self Insert Fandom Fanfic by Yakuzaman5 reviews
Essentially, A Mary Sue makes it into Canon Naruto. I have to stop her. My life sucks. OC centric. EXPECT RANDOM CROSSOVERS, Pairing bashings, and making fun of the most overused ideas in history! Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, OcNo one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,723 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Not So Crazy Life by Rikko-Yazuma-Leafvillage-girl reviews
Im an average american girl who just happens to be stalked by ninjas. My first story hope you like it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Torune
ways to get itachi to kill you by ranmafanz reviews
yeaaaah well i have this on deviantart i suck at summarys anyway hope yall like this i do not own itachi or the anime naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Pein's Locked Feelings by Darkhellia reviews
This is what Pain is truely thinking. The thoughts behind the mask.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Nagato U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Impatient by Rosales reviews
Itachi couldn't wait any longer, and fortunately he didn't have to anymore. One-shot with lemon my first! itasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
More Love, Now Cheers by skullcakesryummy reviews
He blamed the alcohol. Stupid, mind-destroying alcohol and the effect it had on sweet, hot-tempered, little pink-haired girls. HidaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
A cry for Diseases by Eye-Freak reviews
Itachi was enjoying it so much... But wait! He forgot to ask his lover a very important question.... "Have you been tested?" Warning: Yaoi KisaXItac, don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Day Hitomi Lily Met Uchiha Obito by M.o.B.Fan-Girl109
This story, once again, has my own character. And she falls in-love with OBITO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Torune
Innocent by Kushurimi reviews
A sick little oneshot, born from the depths of the darker side of myself. How I envy you Zetsu for so easily showing that in yourself. This is a Zetsu fic, with an OC victim. WARNING: GORE. Rated M for a damned good reason, hope you enjoy xx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Zetsu - Complete
Song by Mika Casey reviews
ZakuKin. Drabbles. AU with character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Zaku A., Kin T.
Jealousy Chapter 1 ErixTobi Comm by Alucardsblood reviews
This is a commission story for a friend on . Tobi has grown tird of other men hitting on his woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Obito U.
Hurt and Broken by xok6261xo reviews
At a birthday party gone wrong, Hinata gets raped. The criminal is slowly losing his mind. Darkfic, about KibaxHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Alcohol by Canis Lupus6 reviews
AU. Pein and Konan take care of 8 homeless kids. But what happens when some start drinking? Find out! Please review! Charecter deaths...rated for kids that drink alcohol. Currently being revised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Akatsuki, Konan - Complete
Out of His Element by LovelyGucci reviews
For someone who's good at everything, women are still a mystery to the world's greatest detective.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,765 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - L - Complete
My Tobi my love life in the Akatsuki by dghjkhgdrtuio reviews
Tobi and Kairi have fallen in love. But Kairi has the dangerous Four-Tailed Wolf Demon inside her. The Akatsuki have welcomed her to their group out of a passing whim. But will Pein change his mind and kill her on the spot? Rated M for language and sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Obito U.
Good Ol' Camping Trip by Jelly Filled reviews
When Kiba, Naruto, Kankuro, Shikamaru, Ino, Sakura, Tenten and Temari all decide to go on a big camping trip to their old summer camp that closed down, what do they expect? Only 1 cabin and 4 bunks, will they survive 3 months of this? Mainly KibaIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Kiba I., Ino Y.
Konan is horny by Zetai reviews
Maybe you spend too much time on FF or dA? Be careful. Reading too much yaoi can be dangerous...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Konan, Obito U. - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Kiba by AshleeNicole2009 reviews
My First Lemon eva... has some of Naruto's characters and some of my characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
Keeping Warm as the Snow Falls by Yunie13 reviews
A snow storm hits Konoha and Ino can not get home when she runs into Kiba. What will happen when he invites her over until the storm passes. A oneshot KibaIno story. Rated M for adult situation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Minato&Obito an adoption story by Flamecolonel reviews
Okay Here is I go with how this story came to be it is quiet simple actually Obito in the manga states himself he is a washout. So I thought why not make something cute with lots of Parental love love in most peope love that stuff anyway like I do.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Minato N., Torune
Love? by Me and Gaara 4ever reviews
It's a poem about Gaara. Duh! NO FLAMES OR ELSE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Uchiha: Death, Life and Love by 2B La Princessa reviews
She's connected to the last three Uchihas, one of them killed her entire family, another one gave her life and the last one loved her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Torune - Complete
Stuck in the Closet by DeathofME18 reviews
Whats worse than being stuck in a closet? Well try doing that with Kiba Inuzuka. What is Ino to do? Will she kill him or will they start enjoying each others company? Let the sponge war commense! MAJOR LEMON WARNING! Please review and enjoy...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
How to Join Akatsuki For Dummies by g0o0gle3y3s reviews
Ruinsoftikal and I thought it'd be funny to post something like this up. Basically what the title suggests...MAJOR SPOILERS FROM MANGA! If u are a fan of Akatsuki, please don't throw flames at us! *hides* One shot story. Please R&R! Thanks! ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Tobi And The Facts Of Life! by cyberspyderweb reviews
Tobi learns about the facts of life, well, almost. He has to find this out the weird and crazy way as usual! Rated M for language, adult themes and for the over use of the word condom in a hilarious story! If the word scares you don't read this! :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Obito U. - Complete
Tobi's Toilet Trouble by cyberspyderweb reviews
Oh no Tobi has to go to the bathroom but someone is in there what is he going to do! Find out what happenends to poor Tobi! Of couse trouble will happen. : Warning swearing. Hidan's involved that's why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Obito U., Hidan - Complete
Top Ten Questions To Ask Naruto Characters by Ashi-Ikari reviews
Just random questions my cousins and I made. Have fun reading.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
A Masked Love by Servant of Time reviews
Tobi and Sakura have been going out for two years. It their anniversy and they have a 'special' night with eachother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
Monster by destinationzer0 reviews
Mother would smile for son. She loves him. Son loves her. Mother still loves the man that fathered the child. Mother loves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
One touch, one word by Eralda reviews
Sakura has been having a mysterious relationship. Rated M for adult content SEX so if you like hot stuff this is the thing. Yamato and Sakura paring
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
Remember Me by Ms.Fuzz Ball reviews
Sakura looses her memory and one month later shes pregnant. And what does Gaara have to do with all this? One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
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The Gap, a superjail! fan fiction reviews
not really good at summarys... R&R... but dont kill me O.O
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009
When the good boy wants to grow up reviews
Tobi wants to grow up and be a big kid just like the other members. All he needs to do is get Sakura to tell him how to become one... simple... right? TobiSaku / Tobi x Sakura crackfic lemon later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Obito U., Sakura H.
A Shinobi stands tall reviews
No matter how hard she tries, Sakura can ignore the fact her son's father is one of the akatsuki... but she doesnt even know who herself. What happens when she sees them again and realises something? WARNING: LEMON AND LIME!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Naruto High School reviews
Temari Kankuro and Gaara have transfered to Konohas High school where they meet friends, and the classes become fun because they feel like theyre on a road trip. story better than summary R&R FOR THE SAKE OF RAMEN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Gaara
TDI: Interviews reviews
Characters interviewed so far: Trent, Duncan, LeShawna, Heather... Rated T for language and mild adult themes in some interviews
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
TDI chatroom reviews
chats... R&R plz
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete