SpitBlaze
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Joined 02-21-09, id: 1845554, Profile Updated: 11-17-09
Author has written 2 stories for Psychonauts.

Once upon a time, there was this girl, see? She never really liked video games for the first 10 years of her life. That all changed, however, as soon as she received a GBA SP. She still didn't really like games...until she then received POKEMON EMERALD. Her life was changed. This girl...is me. NOW, skip ahead a few years to 2006. The girl had received a hand-me-down PS2 from one of her relatives. That summer, she had visited Game-stop quite a few times and found herself addicted to the Katamari Damacy series. However, she just wasn't satisfied. She had beaten them all several times, and now she wanted something new. She scanned the shelves...until she found a very intriguing green-and-chartreuse-box simply labeled 'PsychoNauts'. She scanned the box...psychics...adventure...twisted...she like this game already! She purchased it, took it home, and immediately became immersed in its sheer awesomeness. She is currently on the Internet relentlessly obsessing over it, and attempting to find a legal way to brutally murder PsychoSlash fans.

NAME? Lilly. My last name is private, thanks.

SEX? Female. WOOHOO DOUBLE X CHROMOSOME!

AGE? 13. As in, not 12, but not 14 either.

LIKE? Like like. But, seriously, I have a bit of a short fuse, sarcasm is an art, blah blah blah, I will hurt you if I am angry.

HAIR COLOR? Brown. With some blond.

EYE COLOR? One is blue. One is green. Both are odd.

BIRTHDAY? The twenty-third day of the seventh month of the nineteen-thousand ninety-fifth day after the birth of Christ.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE? There.

WHAT DO I LOVE? Uhhhhhh…

Wolves, Psychonauts, psychics, pyrokinesis, telekinesis, long showers, useless facts, writing fanfics, making comics, writing fan comics, pudding, ninjas, the color blue, Chowder, Flapjack, EarthBound, Pokemon, Magical Starsign, Okami, SSBB, Raving Rabbids, Legend of Zelda, Double Fine, Wii, DS, PS2, Katamari Damacy, sarcasm, fighting, manga, ranting, debating. Yeah.

WHAT DO I HATE?

Slash fans, Naruto, death, slash fans, tapioca pudding, Twilight series, slash fans, Psychonauts slash, yaoi, idiots, dinosaurs, cosplayers, Olimar, Mr. Game and Watch, ham, logic.

FANDOM? OH god. Uh…

Psychonauts, Earthbound, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Raving Rabbids, Magical Starsign, Okami, Katamari Damacy, Artemis Fowl (WHOO Foaly!), Pendragon, Erec Rex, most stuff by Roland Smith, Charlie Bone (WOO TANCRED!), Molly Moon, AND THAT’S ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW.

FAVORITE PAIRING(S)? I don’t have many of these.

RazxLili: Yeah. These guys. Adorable. Why do I like it? I dunno. I guess they seem like the kind of couple that looks more like best friends than something deeper. That and they’re awesome. WOOHOO.

NessxPaula: As if you didn’t see THIS coming. Uh…yeah. See previous entry.

Hero(female)xMokka: You won’t get this unless you play Magical Starsign. Why do I like it? Probably the fact that a robot (Mokka) in love is kinda funny. Even if he DOES have AI.

POSSIBLE STORY IDEAS AS OF LATE?

Bethany Lunebaum’s Tale (working title)

Bethany Lunebaum, age 11, Jr. Reporter and fashion expert, is looking for some cash to buy a new cell phone. Unknowingly, she gets sucked into a trap by some sicko dark-lord-type person, and ends up 5 feet off the ground in another dimension, the one where Whispering Rock is located, and promptly falls on her head. Shortly after, she finds a mysterious book while tidying up Sasha’s lab with Raz and Lili, now 13. Will she be able to deal with her volatile new psychic abilities? Will she ever make it back to her dimension? Will she fulfill that nutjob prophecy? Will Ford ever FINALLY finish cooking those burgers?!

Status: working on it.

Leapfrog

This one is for Magical Starsign. A bit of fluff, but not enough to rot your teeth all the way through and make them fall out making you susceptible to gum disease. ANYWHO. MokkaxHero (f). It all starts when the one of the Will-O’-Wisp cafeteria staff drop a box full of gummy frogs, and the main characters in the game are the only ones there at the time, and they have to chase after the frogs. The hero and Mokka team up, and…interesting…things ensue as they try to retrieve some of the frogs from a mouse hole.

Status: Didn’t even start it.

yeah, I stole those topic things from PsychoDirector. What of it?

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My dear—yet bittersweet—destiny by Twilite.HATES.Twilight reviews
Magical Starsign! A story about a young girl, and her five friends, going on a journey that will never be forgotten by either them; or anyone else.
Magical Starsign - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008
To Make You Happy by Blazichu reviews
Through work and play, the good and bad, the past to the present and beyond; the safety and happiness of his family was Augustus's highest priority. A series of oneshots focusing on Augustus and Razputin Aquato.
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Curses! by Threepwillow reviews
Fourteen-year-old Razputin Aquato is the only one his father can trust to break the curse on their family. Can he and Lili track down the last remaining Galochio before it's too late? :::RazxLili, background MillaxSasha::: NOW COMPLETE!
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,318 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Riddle Me This by Candyland reviews
When Layton gets into a puzzle, he REALLY gets into it.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Drabble Attack by Candyland reviews
A collection Professor Layton drabbles and short fics, mostly humorous stories under five hundred words. — Desk from Above: A portal gun, Professor? —
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008
FORWARD! by paxtofettel reviews
My first fanfic. This story is about a group of psychadets fighting in WW1. Please, be nice with reviews
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
LUNACY! by Katez-chan reviews
MADNESS? THIS... IS... SUMMER CAMP! Yes, I did this after consuming vast amounts of sugar. No more questions. DEAD. Have fun reading, don't review. I don't particularly want to be reminded of this pile of crap.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
One of Those Days by Candyland reviews
Ever have a day where everything that could possibly go wrong seems to do so? Yeah. So does Professor Layton.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Here Comes the Bride by Candyland reviews
Raz just got an invitation to a wedding. He even got a paper cut when said invitation popped out of his ear.
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Chance Encounter by Candyland reviews
Luke wants to hear a story from the professor's past, so Layton recalls a meeting with a very interesting man...
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Loyalties and Where They Lie by Lyre-19 reviews
Raz is staying at Whispering Rock until his family gets over the flu. things are fine until Sasha begins to feel ill. He feels something terrible is about to happen and it'll end in a war between psychics and gypsies.RazLili SashaMilla Slight AU? CH38 UP!
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 239,097 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/13/2007
Post Halloween Tramua by FluffleNeCharka reviews
Sasha lectures Raz on trick or treating. [Oneshot.]
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Twenty Five Days by Digitaldreamer reviews
Lili says she hates Christmas, so Raz is gonna do everything in his power to change that! But between a psychotic decorator bent on spreading Christmas Cheer, the campers all showing up, and Evil Mall Santa's it's not going to be easy. Can Raz do it?
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
In Cognitio by Jintor reviews
Thefts of psychic equipment draws professional psychonaut Razputin in to investigate at Lili Zanotto's boarding school. What's going on at Demure Academy?
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
When did THAT Happen? by grovecityfan reviews
A crazy collection of random quotes I made up, don't worry, I'm not insane. Sort of a cross section of my wild sense of humor. No longer a oneshot!
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2006
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Oneshot Refugee Camp reviews
A bunch of random stories I did for my friends on DFAF. WHOO! ...no slash/pedo pairings here...but lots...and LOTS of insanity.
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009
Escape from Hagatha Home reviews
About 3 years after the game. What will happen when Raz learns that Lili has been enrolled in the very school that drove Gloria von Guten to insanity? Will he save her in time? Will he be able to put up with Vernon the whole time? RazLili. No slash here.
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009