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Joined 02-22-09, id: 1846288, Profile Updated: 08-23-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I have just started another fic, but I don't know when the other ones will be finished! Read my new crossover fic!!

"My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents, strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents" - Russell Brand.


Now, no one be alarmed, the pen name is NOT literal. I'm not calling for some sort of shoplifter summit - like as in a giant meeting where thiefs like, compare swag-bags or something. It's just the title of a song by the Smiths (a band guys, come on, keep up) who are cool. Actually, I wanted 'Girlfriend in a coma' but, can you believe it, it was taken, so i had to settle for this. Actually, I also toyed with some others, like 'No self-control' by Peter Gabriel (seemed appropriate), but nah, this is OK.

OK, sorry. I'm sure you probably didn't want to know that, but since you're reading (and enjoying!?) it, maybe I'm on to something :P.

Righto, so what you need to do is read the stuff I've got (start off with half a chapter if you really can't bear it), and review!! I'm nervous about this because I'm new to it, and no one has ever read my writing before so I need you! Also, I've read some other strories and they're really good, so hopefully I live up to the rest of you guys. And if you like my writing (even if the stories bore you to tears), request stuff for me to write and I might have a go!

Oh dear...this was meant to be like a two liner. Yeah well I'm not good at writing short things. OK, enjoy. xx.


If any of you like reading original fics rather than fanfics, have a look at my stories on! My name is still ShopliftersOFTheWorldUnite if you're looking for me!!

ALSO: I would really love to read some good (I don't mind a bit of fluff) Harry Potter/Twilight crossovers with the same couples from the books...I find it weird when they're switched around!! If you have any suggestions please PM me or leave it in a review, thanks!

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Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 10,079 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 159 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Goes On by Catrina Marie reviews
This story takes place two weeks after the end of Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. I absolutely love their intense connection. I had to write about it. Lemon, of course.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
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Cullen Clan and the Boy Who Lived reviews
Don't you just love crossovers! Dumbledore left strange instructions for Harry before he died: Find the Cullens. Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, Alice has a vision about some unusual visitors...ON HOLD! Don't be mad at me!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,462 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Bella
Nightswimming reviews
Post Eclipse. Edward and Bella take a trip down to Florida to tell Renee about the wedding. This is just a fluffy two-shot where the pair take a little nighttime stroll on the beach...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Summer Before the Wedding reviews
Basically all the stuff that goes on a few weeks before the wedding. Will change rating depending on what goes on in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,390 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
Renesmee and the Big Bad Wolf reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Renesmee is not a little child any more, but getting Jacob and her family to see that is not as simple as she wishes it was. Jacob and Nessie, also Bella, Edward and others in later chaps.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2009