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My real name is Anam. I am from Pakistan and am 13 years old. My birthday is October 22. I love to write. For a while now i hve been having great ideas for stories i could write and i often read stories from this website so i decided to enter and write some of mine and see what people think. My favorite book is twilight and i LOVE to read about vampires. I'm really good in school. I hope you like my writing.

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

26 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

2) Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

3) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

4) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

5) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

6) Ask, "did you feel that?"

7) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

8) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic. They'll open up again."

9) Swat at flies that don't exist.

10) Tell people that you can see their aura.

11) Call out, "GROUP HUG!" and enforce it.

12) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up. All of you. Just Shut up!!"

13) Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside, as "Got enough air in there?"

14) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM," and back away slowly.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand, and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

18) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

19) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

20) Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce "I have new socks on."

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!!"

22) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

23) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.

24) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on.

25) Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

26) Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream "That's mine!"

FUNNY QUOTES

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.- Robert Bloch

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

In our society we say people are either "hot" or "cool" but if someone is "hot" and "cool" then according to science they are normal, just like us! -Me!

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

My Favorite Quote from Romeo and Juliet : What is in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other name, would smell as sweet.

My Favorite Phrase from Romeo and Juliet : O Romeo Romeo, Where fore art thou?

Deny thy father, and refuse thy name

Or if you whilst not, be but sworn my love

And I will no longer be a capulet.

Who Knew

Hate is carried

Throughout generations

Unforgiveness is

Not divine

As it spreads

Also perishes

The circle of

The love vine

When all is

Said and done

And it is lost

For what we strive

Who knew all along

To solve it

Was just

To apologize.

By ME!

SAD POEM:

I sit in the park where I dwell,
For this boy I love so well.
He took my heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free.
I see a girl on his lap,
He says things to her he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed, Not a word to mother was said.
Father came home late that night, He looked for me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep. Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top put a dove.
And remember this, I died for love

So Sad

Her voice was sweet, her eyes were kind
She kept secrets and told no lies
She had many friends that helped her out
And she helped them up when they were down

One day at school her friend called her FAT!!
She said it louder and everyone laughed
Everyone turned on her and called her a dweeb
“Please, I’ve had enough” she would beg and plead

She ran home crying that very same day
Then she ran to the bathroom and grabbed a blade
She pressed it harshly against her wrist
And blood rapidly poured down her skin

The next Monday she came to school with scars
The kids in class saw and went on being harsh
They called her big, round, large, and wide
She wanted to yell but she kept it all inside

This time she walked home and decided for fun
She’d slice her neck in rows, one by one
She lost her anger, she lost her blood
She lost her mind, just cause it “felt good”

Soon she stopped eating, skipping every other meal
Her parents never knew, she kept her lips sealed
She became skinny, pale, bony, and thinner
She threw up her breakfast, lunch, and sometimes dinner

One day she was bored so she got her hands on some coke
She sniffed it through her nose and got a dry throat
She looked around and everything became dark
So she closed her eyes and fell apart

She fainted that day but no one heard her scream
Her dad saw her on the floor like it was a bad dream
She was rushed to the hospital in an hour or so
And her parents whispered and yelled “please don’t go!”

She just layed there on the hospital bed
Cuts on her wrists and a messed up head
Her parents by her side crying endlessly
But she just looked upon them cluelessly

She slit her wrists, she slit her neck
She threw up her food every night before bed
She took some drugs, “it was better than a knife”
She wasted her money, her time, and her life

Her voice once was sweet, her eyes once were kind
Until a single word mutilated her mind
Her friends hoped it wasn’t something they said
Cause a few days later, they found out she was dead

Another Sad Poem

Quietly, Quietly
Cry these tears at night
The only way to tell
I'm not all right
Secretly, secretly
Nobody must know
Keep making lame excuses
So the cuts will never show
Gracefully, gracefully
Laugh and joke along each day
If I let a smile slip
They'll realize I'm not okay
Desperately, desperately
Climb the walls of my caged mind
Looking for a way out
That I know I'll never find
Slowly, slowly
My heart breaks before your eyes
There's no true happiness in me
There's just despair cloaked in disguise
Carefully, carefully
Hide my fragile form
Living less and less
Pretending it's just the norm
Gently, gently
I stroke the marks upon my arms
Lying alone, blood trickles down
Another victim of self-harm.

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

My Summer Romance

Bella and Edwards parents are buisnessmen, millionares and they hate each other. Bella has to go live in Forks for a few months while her father and mother are on a cruise. Bella and Edward go to the same school but are banned by their parents from meeting with each other. They meet anyway and fall in love and Bella starts writing poetry. Bella sends her poetry and next thign she knows she has got a career so Bella has to go back. She believe she can forget Edward and leaves without telling him. But what will happen next? My first fanfic. Please read. I love the idea so I want to make a book on it and publish it.

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My Teacher, My Mate by Junebuggz reviews
While Rin's parents were considering an offer for an arranged marriage she was worried. When the same man turned up in her class room she freaked out. What was she going to do?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,778 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Rin, Sesshomaru
Reincarnated by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Ninety years ago, Bella Swan died, leaving the Cullen clan to flee from Forks. But what happens if they meet again but only the Cullens remember who she is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,329 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Boy from Alaska by emilylostboystwilight reviews
Bella has been friends with Alice forever. When Alice's cousin Edward moves to town during 6th grade, they become quick friends. Eventually, they drift apart, but Bella realizes she has feelings for him. What will she do? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,413 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When The Sun Sets by xxxooo reviews
Twilight Retold: Bella Swan is sick and moves to Forks to spend her last days with her dad. She was fine with what fate has brought her -- until she falls in love with Edward Cullen. Twilight with a hint of A Walk To Remember. Thanks for the reviews! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,031 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loving Mr Cullen by Masen'sGirL reviews
Isabella Swan is a believer of true love. However her latest boyfriend ends their relationship on her birthday. Distracted by the latest break-up, she bumps into a car and a man steps out of it - who turns out to be her new boss, Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,974 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Love Story by youareacheesesandwich reviews
Isabella Swan met Edward Cullen in 1918, when her family were hosting a party. There, they danced, fell in love and soon after were engaged in secret. Almost 100 years after Edward's "Death" they meet again in a high school in Forks, Washington, both as Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,906 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thoroughly Modern Bella by emilylostboystwilight reviews
Alice and Bella move to New York City right after graduation with hardly any money. Alice's plan to get rich is to marry her new boss, and she tries to get Bella to do the same. Who will Bella choose? Her new boss or the cute guy she just met? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Students Love, A Teachers Torture by BeatrizCrespo reviews
Edward is the new teacher at Forks High, Emmett is Bella's brother. What happens when a teacher falls in love with the cops daughter, his freinds sister, and his best student? AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,210 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love or hate by twilaholic reviews
It's been 147 years since Bella was changed. Since Edward left her. She's in a coven and also going out with someone. But what happenes when the Cullens walk into her life once again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,810 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Escape by tinks848 reviews
Bella moves to Alaska with Renee and Phil to avoid the memories of Edward in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,578 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Fell In Love With A Boy by xxfanpirexx reviews
AH. A popular Bella starts to date unpopular Edward, only to learn that she is to move to live with her father in Forks. What happens when Edward moves to Forks too, and popular and unpopular cease to have any meaning? COMPLETED! Sequel UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,627 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Forbidden Love, Broken Promises reviews
Bella and Jacob visit Forks for a few months. They go to school and Bella falls for Edward her father's rivals' son. Knowing they won't be together she still becomes friends with him. what will happen to them? and what feelings does Jacob have? full sum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward