Author has written 3 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Maximum Ride.
Hey! I have no clue what I am doing so here goes nothin'...
Name : Noel
Gender : Female
Favorite Color: Blue/Purple
Favorite Food: Cookies
Major Fandom Guilt of:
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (who thought this might be a problem)?
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: may contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can't copy the one above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.
If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your pro.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and end up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you feel stupid because all of the above apply to you, copy and paste this on your profile
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing!
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)
Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!
Directions to Llama-land:
When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!
"Life is empty and so is the fridge."
"The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me."
.: There's three ways to do things:.
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?"
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Oh, you think I'm kidding.
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"
"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
"Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile"
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Come over to the good side, we have Jacob Black and chocolate...if that doesn't work how about Fang!
If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile
If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile
If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile
If you are not Team Edward or Team Jacob copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 7 percent laughing your butt off or the 1 percent (me) shaking your head saying "God peer pressure these days!"
Noel: Holly, the only person I know who is almost as random as me, gets a section...yay!
Holly: Ohmygosh! Have you ever pictured Ter Bortch dressed up as Little Bo Peep?
Noel: Yes, actually I have. When Ari was covered with green paint did the Grinch sond pop into your head?
Holly: No, but now I have the Grinch stuck in my head!
Noel: Why am I writing Noel name instead of 'me'?
Holly: The same reason you take advice from the voice in your head, cause you have nothing better to do.
Noel: -gasp- I have options, I could have just asked my other voice. He kept comlimenting me, but in his bio it said he was a compulsive liar...
Holly: Is he the one who gave you those bad directions to Penguin Palace.
Holly: What a jerk!
Noel: Now back to Bo Peep Ter Bortch...
~ Noel of Randomness ~
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