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Joined 02-24-09, id: 1846708, Profile Updated: 09-07-12
Author has written 22 stories for Twilight, Star Wars, Penguins of Madagascar, SpongeBob SquarePants, Phineas and Ferb, and Avengers.

Hi, all, and welcome to my profile!!

9.7.12

Important author update: As you might have guessed by now, I haven't logged on in about literally two years. Life just sort of got in the way and I found myself not writing as much anymore, though I suppose that's really not much of an excuse. I am really, truly sorry to all the readers I've left hanging with my unfinished stories. I can't say I'll ever get back to them, but maybe, hopefully, I'll feel like playing around with one of them one day. Just for the heck of it.

In the meantime, however, if you're the type who really, really cannot stand half-written stories with no promises that they'll be finished (completely understandable, by the way; that would drive me nuts too) then I'd recommend playing it safe and going for one of my completed stories instead.

I've decided to keep my profile description the way it was when I last updated it (11.17.10) for the sake of nostalgia. Meanwhile, I really am very sorry for not giving you guys the finished stories you deserve. Like I said - I might feel like updating them one day, I might not. If you'd still like to follow my non-writing exploits on the interwebs, I can be found on tumblr: nerdybeatlemaniac429. [Be warned, however, as I have gained many new fandoms, and even lost a few.] As for right here, right now, consider this an informal goodbye. Thank you all for reading my stories. I know it probably doesn't seem like it, but it really means much more to me than you know.

Perhaps we'll meet again, under better circumstances.

Mimi

I LOVE writing stories for Twilight (forgive me if the characters are a little OOC) and I often work with and get advice from a cousin of mine who writes really well. Also, I am a HUGE Star Wars freak and general sci-fi nerd. I also happen to really love the Harry Potter series. ]

I'm can pretty much guarantee that almost all of my stories will be humor. I'm really not a very serious person. Really. Still, I love happy endings, so I tend to try to make all of my stories funny, if not chuckle-able.

I'm quite busy now, but if I have any free time, I'll try to update as often as I can. Also, I'm always open to new story suggestions, so if you have an idea for a good Twilight or Star Wars fanfic, then feel free to PM me or comment on one of my stories.

Also, my aforementioned cousin loves co-writing some of these stories I've published here on fanfiction.

ABOUT HER: Loves Spider-Man but perfectly happy to offer ideas for fanfics. Huge nerd and proud of it; very first word she learned to spell was HIPPOPOTAMUS, yes, HIPPOPOTAMUS, thanks to her Dear Old Dad, who has an interesting sense of humor. Being a nerd, a Spider-Man freak, and New York native, goes by Nerdy Kid From Queens. Does not have an account here, but often helps. Says hi. :)

Thanks everyone, and ENJOY!! :)

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, STAR WARS, THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR, PHINEAS AND FERB, INDIANA JONES, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, OR ANY OTHER RECOGNIZABLE PRODUCT, COMPANY, TV SHOW, MOVIE, OR BOOK THAT APPEARS IN MY STORIES. ALL I OWN ARE THE STORIES THEMSELVES, NOT THE BOOKS/MOVIES/TV SHOWS/SONGS THAT THEY CAME FROM.

Important: I tend to write/update on impulse, so since I never really know when I'll be updating any of my stories, I strongly suggest subscribing to my chapter alerts! That way you'll be able to know the instant I update a story. Thanks!

Current Works-in-Progress:

The Lion, the Brit, and the Hufflepuff: Our most epic tale yet! Edward Cullen and Cedric Diggory are going on with their "normal" lives when suddenly a strange British man from the year 2029 appears and takes them in a vortex to his own time. His world is in trouble. He calls himself...Mr. Pattinson. Featuring: Forks, 2029, Harry Potter's children and the second cousin once removed's roommate's nephew's wife of the person who made the Goblet of Fire, and the Newton-Stanley Dust Industry. Chapter 8, How I Met Your Mother, now up!

Emmett Cullen meets Jar-Jar Binks: Emmett's out walking in the forest one day when he hears a strange ZAP sound and meets a tall alien figure who identifies himself as Jar-Jar Binks. Emmett's a bit...disturbed and confused. What is he doing in Forks anyway?

IMming in the Star Wars Universe: What happens when leaders of the Alliance participate in online chats? Vader and his stormtroopers? Hilarity, of course! Han's not acting husbandly? Leia signed him up for WHAT? And who's that mysterious Jedi on Vader's chat?

The Cullens Buy a Pet: Post BD, possible spoilers! With Nessie growing up, it's natural that she wants a childhood pet. But how hard will it be pet-shopping for a household of bloodthirsty vampires? What adorable little creature is Edward afraid of? Read to find out!

Twilight Fortunately-Unfortunately Game: One sunny day, the Cullens are trapped inside while Bella is staying over. They decide to play a game that involves a story about them that only gets crazier and crazier! If you'd like, you can add yourself into their story, but please say so in a review! Thanks in advance!

The Reaction Game: Someone has released the contact info for all the Twilight characters! Now's your chance to ask them all the questions you've always wanted to ask! Leave a review giving a question and the character it's directed at!

April Fool's Day on the Death Star: Exactly what the title says. The stormtroopers are having their annual "How many pranks can you pull without getting killed" contest, using Vader. Many officers earned a promotion by default that day.

The Penguins of Madagascar in: Cold Case: The penguins have dealt with tons of missions, but what happens when one of their own teammates gets sick?

Krusty Chaos: Mr. Krabs has brought in a new employee who seems to know a lot about cooking. That is, until he gets behind the grill...

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The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Biology by MusicNinja reviews
Ferb's biological mother returns from england, not having seen her son in almost a decade. How will the somewhat peaceful and certainly happy Flynn-Fletcher family react to this fateful reunion and what changes will occur. Rated T for kidnapping.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Only Slytherin by SarcasticTraitor reviews
At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you can like your crush without being worrying about being laughed by, pummelled or killed, right? So Alice thinks. The only problem is that her boyfriend is a Slytherin. Merry Christmas, Guys!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,179 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Alice
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Overprotective fathers, being a teenager, & Nessie by pocketfullofsunshinexoxo reviews
Being a teenager can be hard, epically when you have overprotective uncles, on top of an overprotective father! Find out how Nessie deals with this while she is dating her oh so handsome werewolf bf Jacob Black This story was Nessie becomes a teenager!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
The Cullen's And Jacob's Private Chatroom by Keira Higurashi reviews
It's another IM chatroom It's my second fanfic. Plz give it a chance! What happens when someone hacks into the Cullen's and Jacob's chatroom? Chaos of course! R&R! WARNING THIS IS A PARODY Plz don't read if ur not goin 2 enjoy it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Mother Nature’s Gift…to the Cullens by MusicalMangaHeartbeats reviews
The girls are out hunting and Carlisle is at work, leaving a full-grown Nessie at home with her dim-wit uncles and dad. what happens when Nessie starts her time of the month with houseful of ignorant male vamps? NO OOC! All vamps Rated T for mild cussing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,090 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
Phineas and FerbThe Movie! My way! by krazykookiegirl reviews
Ok, regular day, blah, blah, blah, whenthings start to happen. First of all, Phineas notices something other than Perry being gone. Giant alien spaceships and obviously Fluff.DISCONTINUED SORRY. DIDN'T LIKE THE NEGATIVE REVIEWS. NOT IN THE FANDOM ANYMORE.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009
Baby Bella by Rahzelia reviews
When a mysterious "accident" turns Bella into a kid -- how will the Cullens adjust.. most especially Edward.. and can they ever change her back? One thing's for sure--Bella's gonna be a handful nine-year-old! R&R, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008
Emmett's List of Annoyance by Still-Obsessed reviews
with commentry from Emmett himself! Read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Things To Ponder by Lost in Believing reviews
Ever heard those questions that make you think outside of your mind? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why is Emmett named Emmett? The Cullens are faced with these questions and answer in a very Culleny fashion...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Rosalie VS Jacob by cuttheshenanigans reviews
When Rosalie and Jacob get into an argument again for the billionth time , Carlisle is fed up so he gives them the ultimate punishment. READ TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! R&R please! Set after Breaking Dawn. Includes sequel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Renesmee's School Projects by fooosel reviews
Here's some of the work that Renesmee does in Elementary school. Most of them are about the family... What if she lets something slip?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
A Tick Too Far by Sideshow Bob Roberts reviews
King Julien once again goes on a borrowing rampage, and the penguins decide to fight back! Short summary for a shory, one-shot story.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Jazz and Em go to the Supermarket by Still-Obsessed reviews
Bella is pregnant and has a lot of wierd cravings. Jasper and Emmett are all helpful and sweet when they tell her that they’ll go buy all the food she wants for her. Problem is: they had no idea there would be so many kinds of food! COMPLETE! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
20 Golden Rules by BetterThanYou. JK reviews
On a strange day, Esme snaps at all the craziness, deciding to let everyone make 20 rules for each. Deleted and moved to different account. "Previously one of the most funniest Twilight stories."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella
Edward Bit My Finger by luv2sing628 reviews
this is a twilight remix of the youtube video "charlie bit my finger" lol plz review
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diary of a Dark Lord by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Take a peek into the mind of our favorite evil Lord, Darth Vader, as you read through his entries. R&R NEW SIXTEENTH CHAPTER
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
How To Annoy The Characters Of Twilight by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
The ultiamate list of ways to annoy our favorite charaters. Really funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Phineas and Ferb: The Love Story by NaraTemari011 reviews
Phineas and Ferb are in love...But when Phineas' evil cousin, David, comes to visit, he's decided to ruin his new relationship with Isabella. Love triangles: DavidXIsabellaXPhineas, kind of LilyXFerbXVanessa.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
A Day in Your Shoes, Literally by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
One-shot. Padmé's complaints of foot pain have fallen on deaf ears. Now Anakin must find a way to avoid explaining to Obi-Wan as he struggles through a day of training in the temple wearing Padmé's bright pink pumps.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Voyage to Candy Mountain by Kawaii Kumori reviews
Emmett has gone insane, AGAIN! With the help of the other younger Cullens, they drag Edward on a non.... forgetable adventure to Candy Mountain as a prank. Something precious to him will be lost.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Freeze Frame by Archaeologist reviews
What would happen if movie characters could actually see what was going on in the real world?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Memos From Fury - A Collection of Avengers One-Shots reviews
One-shots about the adventures of daily life after New York, inspired by entries from the tumblr MemosFromFury (which I do not run, nor do I own any of the submitted entries that inspired these one-shots). Contains stories featuring Clint, Steve, Tony, Natasha, Bruce, and Thor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2014
Twilight FortunatelyUnfortunately Game reviews
Bella & the Cullens are unbelievably bored, so they play a story-making game using themselves as characters. Featuring: Dazzling Cullens, Aro fangirls, and the tale of the magical pink bunny. Rated T just to be safe. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
The Lion, the Brit, and the Hufflepuff reviews
Edward and Cedric are going on with their normal lives when a strange British man from 2029 appears and takes them through a vortex back to his own time. His name? Robert Pattinson. Full summary inside. Please read and review! Ch. 8 now up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009
The Life and Times of Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz reviews
A look inside the diary of everyone's favorite not-so-evil villain. Please read and review!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
IMming in the Star Wars Universe reviews
What happens when the Star Wars characters participate in online chats? Featuring: Han Solo in yoga class, Darth Sidious on YouTube, Boba Fett's secret hobby, and the truth behind the destruction of Alderaan. Very funny! Read and review, please!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Cullen Conversations reviews
A funny collection of IM/real-life conversations between Bella and the Cullens. Post-BD, possible spoilers! Character pairings canon, slightly OOC. Read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2009
Krusty Chaos reviews
Mr. Krabs has brought in a new employee from some fancy culinary school. Spongebob is supposed to help the employee, who seems to know an awful lot about cooking. At least, before he gets behind the grill… Read and review, please!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009
Jasper Hale and the Elevator of Doom reviews
Alice has once again dragged Jasper shopping, but luckily, he escapes the humiliation awaiting him. What he didn't realize, however, was that he had unthinkingly escaped into a very small elevator with some very delicious humans.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jasper - Complete
The Cullens Buy A Pet reviews
Post BD, possible spoilers! With Nessie growing up, it's natural that she wants a childhood pet. But how hard will it be pet-shopping for a household of bloodthirsty vampires? What adorable little creature is Edward afraid of? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
The Penguins of Madagascar in: Cold Case reviews
The penguins have dealt with tons of missions, but how will they react when one of their own teammates gets sick? Read and review, please!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2009
It's My World, After All reviews
Oneshot; a Star Wars parody of "It's a Small World." Sidious's evil torture techniques are designed to truly instill fear in the hearts of their enemies...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Road Trip with the Cullens reviews
Post BD; Eternity can get pretty boring after a while, so the all the Cullens go for a long car trip, with many stops. Read to discover all the crazy things that happen on the way! Punchbuggy with Emmett? I spy with my fortune-telling eye with Alice? R/R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
The Reaction Game reviews
Someone has released the phone numbers and addresses of all the characters in Twilight, and now, you have the chance to submit your questions and comments to the characters and read their responses! Rated T just to be safe. Possible BD spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009
April Fool's Day on the Death Star reviews
It’s April Fool’s Day on the Death Star, and the stormtroopers are having their annual “how many pranks can you pull without getting killed” contest, using Vader. Many officers earned a promotion that day. R/R please! T just to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009
Emmett Cullen meets JarJar Binks reviews
Emmett's out walking in the forest one day when he hears a strange ZAP sound and meets a tall alien figure who identifies himself as Jar-Jar Binks. Emmett's a bit...disturbed and confused. What is he doing in Forks anyway?
Crossover - Star Wars & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009
What Happens When Emmett Watches Peter Pan? reviews
Sequel to "What Happens When Emmett Watches Mulan?" Post BD, possible spoilers! It's Cullen family movie night, and Renesmee picks Peter Pan. Why is Emmett acting so serious when he watches the movie? Egad! Where did Renesmee go?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Dance of the Sugar Plum Vampire reviews
Post BD, possible spoilers! Nessie found a beautiful Christmas song in her mother's old piano book, so Alice decides to put on a family Christmas performance. Emmett can't play piano...so what is HE doing there?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Valentines Day with Em and Rose reviews
Extremely fluffy and cute! So Emmett finally remembered it was Valentine's Day, and even got Rosalie a gift. But WHAT did he do to Esme's garden to get it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
What Happens When Emmett Watches Mulan? reviews
Post Breaking Dawn, possible spoilers! Bella's enjoying a nice afternoon watching Renesmee and Jacob when suddenly, she hears strange noises from outside. What is Emmett doing in a karate outfit? Where did he get that bamboo?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Emmett and the Volvo reviews
Post BD, possible spoilers! Follow-up to "Emmett and the Marshmallow." What exactly DID Emmett do to Edward's Volvo that resulted in his DS ban? What's with the strange noises in the garage?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Hide and Seek With the Cullens reviews
One-shot, Post-BD, possible spoilers! Bella is feeding Renesmee one day when she turns her back and finds Nessie gone! Where did she go?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Emmett Cullen and the Marshmallow reviews
Post Breaking Dawn, possible spoilers! Nessie's at home, and getting hungry. But Emmett's the only one at home who can cook edible food. What happens when she learns of Emmett's fear of......*gasp* marshmallows?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
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