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Author has written 22 stories for Twilight, Star Wars, Penguins of Madagascar, SpongeBob SquarePants, Phineas and Ferb, and Avengers.
Hi, all, and welcome to my profile!!
Important author update: As you might have guessed by now, I haven't logged on in about literally two years. Life just sort of got in the way and I found myself not writing as much anymore, though I suppose that's really not much of an excuse. I am really, truly sorry to all the readers I've left hanging with my unfinished stories. I can't say I'll ever get back to them, but maybe, hopefully, I'll feel like playing around with one of them one day. Just for the heck of it.
In the meantime, however, if you're the type who really, really cannot stand half-written stories with no promises that they'll be finished (completely understandable, by the way; that would drive me nuts too) then I'd recommend playing it safe and going for one of my completed stories instead.
I've decided to keep my profile description the way it was when I last updated it (11.17.10) for the sake of nostalgia. Meanwhile, I really am very sorry for not giving you guys the finished stories you deserve. Like I said - I might feel like updating them one day, I might not. If you'd still like to follow my non-writing exploits on the interwebs, I can be found on tumblr: nerdybeatlemaniac429. [Be warned, however, as I have gained many new fandoms, and even lost a few.] As for right here, right now, consider this an informal goodbye. Thank you all for reading my stories. I know it probably doesn't seem like it, but it really means much more to me than you know.
Perhaps we'll meet again, under better circumstances.
I LOVE writing stories for Twilight (forgive me if the characters are a little OOC) and I often work with and get advice from a cousin of mine who writes really well. Also, I am a HUGE Star Wars freak and general sci-fi nerd. I also happen to really love the Harry Potter series. ]
I'm can pretty much guarantee that almost all of my stories will be humor. I'm really not a very serious person. Really. Still, I love happy endings, so I tend to try to make all of my stories funny, if not chuckle-able.
I'm quite busy now, but if I have any free time, I'll try to update as often as I can. Also, I'm always open to new story suggestions, so if you have an idea for a good Twilight or Star Wars fanfic, then feel free to PM me or comment on one of my stories.
Also, my aforementioned cousin loves co-writing some of these stories I've published here on fanfiction.
ABOUT HER: Loves Spider-Man but perfectly happy to offer ideas for fanfics. Huge nerd and proud of it; very first word she learned to spell was HIPPOPOTAMUS, yes, HIPPOPOTAMUS, thanks to her Dear Old Dad, who has an interesting sense of humor. Being a nerd, a Spider-Man freak, and New York native, goes by Nerdy Kid From Queens. Does not have an account here, but often helps. Says hi. :)
Thanks everyone, and ENJOY!! :)
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, STAR WARS, THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR, PHINEAS AND FERB, INDIANA JONES, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, OR ANY OTHER RECOGNIZABLE PRODUCT, COMPANY, TV SHOW, MOVIE, OR BOOK THAT APPEARS IN MY STORIES. ALL I OWN ARE THE STORIES THEMSELVES, NOT THE BOOKS/MOVIES/TV SHOWS/SONGS THAT THEY CAME FROM.
Important: I tend to write/update on impulse, so since I never really know when I'll be updating any of my stories, I strongly suggest subscribing to my chapter alerts! That way you'll be able to know the instant I update a story. Thanks!
The Lion, the Brit, and the Hufflepuff: Our most epic tale yet! Edward Cullen and Cedric Diggory are going on with their "normal" lives when suddenly a strange British man from the year 2029 appears and takes them in a vortex to his own time. His world is in trouble. He calls himself...Mr. Pattinson. Featuring: Forks, 2029, Harry Potter's children and the second cousin once removed's roommate's nephew's wife of the person who made the Goblet of Fire, and the Newton-Stanley Dust Industry. Chapter 8, How I Met Your Mother, now up!
Emmett Cullen meets Jar-Jar Binks: Emmett's out walking in the forest one day when he hears a strange ZAP sound and meets a tall alien figure who identifies himself as Jar-Jar Binks. Emmett's a bit...disturbed and confused. What is he doing in Forks anyway?
IMming in the Star Wars Universe: What happens when leaders of the Alliance participate in online chats? Vader and his stormtroopers? Hilarity, of course! Han's not acting husbandly? Leia signed him up for WHAT? And who's that mysterious Jedi on Vader's chat?
The Cullens Buy a Pet: Post BD, possible spoilers! With Nessie growing up, it's natural that she wants a childhood pet. But how hard will it be pet-shopping for a household of bloodthirsty vampires? What adorable little creature is Edward afraid of? Read to find out!
Twilight Fortunately-Unfortunately Game: One sunny day, the Cullens are trapped inside while Bella is staying over. They decide to play a game that involves a story about them that only gets crazier and crazier! If you'd like, you can add yourself into their story, but please say so in a review! Thanks in advance!
The Reaction Game: Someone has released the contact info for all the Twilight characters! Now's your chance to ask them all the questions you've always wanted to ask! Leave a review giving a question and the character it's directed at!
April Fool's Day on the Death Star: Exactly what the title says. The stormtroopers are having their annual "How many pranks can you pull without getting killed" contest, using Vader. Many officers earned a promotion by default that day.
The Penguins of Madagascar in: Cold Case: The penguins have dealt with tons of missions, but what happens when one of their own teammates gets sick?
Krusty Chaos: Mr. Krabs has brought in a new employee who seems to know a lot about cooking. That is, until he gets behind the grill...
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