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Poll: In the NeverEnding Labyrinth, I've decided they're gonna go to school in Auburn Hills at Avondale High. My hometown. I already have a good idea about what will happen, but I've written some ORIGINAL songs, and was wondering...should I add them? both or... Vote Now!
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Joined 02-24-09, id: 1846800, Profile Updated: 01-01-13
Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, My Little Pony, and Pitch Perfect.

Alright, i don't write much fanfiction, but i read lots! Here's some stuff about me!

Oh, and to start off the New Year, I started writing my first My Little Pony story!...Please don't judge...

Gender: Female

Favorite series: PJO, harry potter, maximum ride...Oh, and now the Heroes of Olympus is in there, too!

Favorite PJO pairing: Percabeth (obviously)

Am I a brony/pegasis?: HELL YES!...Don't judge...

Favorite songs (at the moment): Cross My Heart-Marianas Trench
By Now-Marianas Trench
Nineteen-Tegan and Sara
Little Black Submarines-Black Keys
Everytime-Simple Plan
I Forgive You-Every Avenue
Maybe-Secondhand Serenade
I'll Try-Jesse McCartney (from peter pan)
Daddy's Little Girl-Jesse McCartney

Name: Abby

Country: U.S.A

Other pairings i support: Thuke
Gruper
Silena/Beckendorf
Clarisse/Chris
Fax
Eggy
AppleDash
I support all the Harry Potter pairings that JK Rowling went with
I support all the Twilight pairings that Stephenie Meyer went with


This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.


Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.


Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

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1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Don't have a globe.

2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? a

3. What can you hear right now? i'm yours by jason mraz, the computer

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. Nothing is alive except for me.

5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? american idol

6. Type your name with your elbow. ppercabethastwe(not bad)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My MSU pennant

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Haven't read it.

9. What happen the last time you was typing on this computer? An essay

10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? nhyteemve

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1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it

I have a scar on my leg from basketball chicks being bitches

2. What is on the walls in your room?

Band Posters, Awards, Medals, Pictures, Drawings...

3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?

hehe all of the above...

4. What type of music do you listen to?

Generally any kind of rock, with a few guilty pleasures (i.e Kelly Clarkson, some showtunes, Hilary Duff...)

5.Do you know what time you were born?

3:32 in the AM!

6.What are you doing right now?

...typing...genius...

7. What do you miss?

Being a carefree little kid...

8. What is your most prized possession?

My acoustic. It was my first guitar. MY BABY!

9. How tall are you?
5 ft. 9

10. Do you get Claustrophobic?
yup yup!

11. Are you afraid of the dark?

No.

12. Who was the last person who made you mad?
ze female parental unit

13. What is your favorite sport?

Softball

14. What kind of hair color/eye color you like in guys?

black hair and green or blue eyes.

15. Who do people do compare you to?

Nobody...at least, not to my face...O.o...

16. Coffee or energy drink?

both!

17. What is your favorite pizza topping?

BACON!!

18. If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
A soundproof room so my band and I would actually have somewhere to rehearse

20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?

no...

21. What was the most meaningful gift you've gotten?

MY BABY! (le Acoustic)

22.Do you like anybody?

Yes...but no telly-telly...

23. Are you double jointed?

Yes.

24. Favorite clothing brand?
Tripp

26. Do you have any pets?
Many of them.

27. What kind is it?
Three dogs and a cat...my fish all died, we sold my newt, and my bird flew away

28. Would you do anything for your bestfriend?

Anything.

29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone that they're ugly?
Hun...COVER THAT SHIT UP!

30. Say a number 1 to 100
66

31.Do you go for looks or personality?
personality, altough looks are always a plus

32. What is the one number you call the most?
Call? Mum... Text? ZoZo ;)

33. What annoys you the most?

People that think they understand me when they really have no idea

34. Have you ever been out of the US?
Yes.

35. Your weaknesses?
Extreme pride (hubris)

36. Have you met anyone famous?
Yes. Katy Perry (My uncle does her outfits)

37. First job?
First REAL job? Working for my stepdad's house painting company

38. Ever done a prank call?
YES!

41.What were you doing before you filled this out?
Eating a piece of pizza. Like a boss.

40. Have you ever had surgery?

yuppers

42. What do you get complimented the most about?
My eyes...they're awesome. just saying ;)

43. Have you ever had braces?
Yeah.

44. What do you want for your birthday?

Another guitar or a drum set

45. How many kids do you want?

Two

46. Were you named after anyone?
No.

47. Do you wish on stars?
No. wouldnt work anyways

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
IDK

50. Do you like your handwriting?

eh

51. What is your favorite lunch meat?
turkey

52. Any bad habits?
...Yes.

53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have?

Camp Rock...my mom doesn't know me at all...

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

No. I'm a real downer.

56. Do looks matter?

I would say no, but unfortunately, society disagrees

57. How do you release anger?
pull out my baby and belt it out

58. What was your favorite toy as a child?
I have NO idea...

60. Where is your second home?
My best friend's house

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone?
72

62.Were you a fan of barney as a child?

I once tried to walk into the tv so I could dance with him...you tell me...

63. Do you use sarcasm?

pfft, who, me?

64. What's your favorite line from a movie?
- "I had no idea you could milk a cat."
- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
- "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
Meet the Parents (2000)

65. What do you look for in a guy?

Funny, smart, adorable, not a douchebag...

66.What are your nicknames?
Abby, Abbs, Abbinator, Abbitron, Abbarama, Abbaroo, Abadabadoo, Abba banana, Abbynation, Abby Road...the list goes on...

67.Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician?

Simple Plan, Anarbor, Fireflight, Tegan and Sara, Flyleaf, The Offspring, Marianas Trench...

68.What is your favorite TV show?

Glee (and I'm not ashamed!)

69. Discribe your house. where do you live? City? Country? Suburbs

Suburbs, small town, it sucks...but I wouldn't wanna be anywhere but here...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"Matthias stared out at the ship that was making a beeline for the far side of the moat. He turned to one of the bolt-throwers, began loading it--slotted in an arrow-projectile easily half his own length, then pulled back some latches and--"-The Pillars Of Hercules by David Constantine

"2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My baby

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Spongebob

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:57 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:00 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Laundry machine

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

An hour ago. walking in from the car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My pizza

9. What are you wearing?

T-shirt and bball shorts

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

HAHA! just now

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Drawings, pics, posters, medals, awards...

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Friends

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's a good way to be bored.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Final Destination 5

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Clothes, a few guitars, a drum set, and a new laptop...i'd put the rest towards buying a house and car and college and all that shiz.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Play a hell of a lot of instruments (guitar [acoustic and electric, ukulele, tuba, trombone, drums, keyboard/piano, french horn, trumpet, saxophone, baritone/euphonium...think i forgot something..)

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stupid people would be killed and everyone would support the gay community

19. Do you like to dance?

depends

20. George Bush:

was a dick (pardon my language)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Maximum Joslynn

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Malcolm Xavier

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes!

24. Which book from the PJO series was your favorite? Why?
Titans Curse. Percabeth in all of its obloviousness.

25. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
Goddess: Athena, Artemis, Hestia

God: Poseidon, Apollo, Hermes

Least faves are Aphrodite and Ares. She makes my life hell and he's just a douche.

26. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?

fave: Annabeth

Least fave: Luke. Not cuz he was evil, just because he hurt Annabeth so bad

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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Abby

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Abbizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): black vulture

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lora Davenport

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name): ChoAbLis

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green fusion

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Bolacme

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Christine

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Roxy

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Grape Death

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Black Peg-leg


If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, percabethatw

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory (EDWARD!!), Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

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there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

2 out of 3 people understand fractions.

dont worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didnt make it to your future.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

a friend will comfort you when you're rejected, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "Its because your gay isnt it?"

LONG LIVE OLYMPUS!!

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My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

Percy!

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

Green

3. Your first initial?

A (the opposite of my history grade!)

4. Your month of birth?

May

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

...black, i guess...

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Annabeth!

7. Your favourite number?

737222384289 (don't ask)

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Cali

9. Do you like lakes or oceans more?

Lakes!

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

For Rick Rirdan to put percabeth in the Last Olympian!

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

Very true! I love Percy Jackson more is than healthy.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Uh. I don’t agree here. I’m not very relaxed when I’m stressed, am I?

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

...great...

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

no THX

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Yourlove life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

Whoop-dee-freaking-doo.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is yourbest friend.

Seen as she’s a fictional character, I seriously doubt that.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

ya right!

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.

Rock on! I do like adventure!
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake
: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

I am not LOYAL AND RESERVED! GO TO HADES!

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

hope so, cause my birthday's tomorrow...

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If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile. (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a FanFiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you proudly show off all your battle wounds (AKA, the scar you got from tripping on the sidewalk, bruise from a baseball, etc.), put this in your profile.

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, ClloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, believeinthegods, percabethatw

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

You really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you only read PJO fan fiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile.

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"On this the ghost of Teiresias went back to the house of Hades, for his prophecyings had been spoken, but i sat still where i was until my mother came up and tasted the blood. then she knew me at once and spoke fondly to me, saying, 'My son, how did you come down to this abode of darkness while you are still alive? it is a hard thing for the living to see these places, for between us and them there are great and terrible waters, andthere is Oceanus, which no man can cross on foot, but he must have a good ship to take him.are you all this time trying to find your way home from Troy, and have you never yet got back to Ithaca or seen your wife in your own house?' -The Odessey

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The computer screen. What a surprise!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

recorded WWE smackdown from Monday

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:13 (WOW, I was wayyy off)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Gives You Hell by the All-american Rejects (iTunes)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was coming home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

This site

9. What are you wearing?

shorts and b-ball jersey

10. Did you dream last night?

yeah, about PJO...again...

11. When did you last laugh?

HAHA! just now.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Green paint, posters, pennants, a clock, a calendar, medals, framed academic awards, a cross, and my pin collection.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Ya, my friend.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

ummm...IDK?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Dance Flick

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

New laptop (probably a mac), A bunch of copies of the PJO series, pay to go to that camp half-blood thingy in Austin, Texas, and, um, some other stuff?

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

ok, um i play ten instruments. (Tuba, trombone, violin, guitar, drums, chello, piano, french horn, trumpet, and saxophone)

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

...um...i guess...um...can you repeat the question? If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? ...um...

19. Do you like to dance?

HATE IT!

20. George Bush:

Yeah, he's a person. Who was President. And I'm not saying anything else because I know some people have something against republicans...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ooooh yay it's a girl! It would be pretty awesome if I named her after a Greek person/god or a PJO character. Like Annabeth, or Calypso. But not Rachel. Or I would name her something kinda different.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Same with the girl, a Greek-ish name (Haha PERSEUS! Clean your room!). Or something different.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I'm good with where I'm living right now.

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This or That

Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?
Percabeth definitely!!

Annabeth or Rachel?
Annabeth! Rachel can be so annoying and non-Percabethy

Thalia or Luke?
Thalia. Luke is just plain evil!

Riptide or Backbiter?
Riptide (who would like something Luke touched??)

Wisdom or the Sea?
It depends. Both can be useful.

True or False (opinion based)

Percabeth?
True! Yes! Postive!

PercyxRachel?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!! FALSE!!

I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours.
yup. Truth

I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back.
Truth!! That would've been so great!

I have written fanfiction for this series.
working on one, so, half truth

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If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

Some girls are pretty,

some girls are wimpy,

some girls are girly,

and cry when they break a nail

but some girls are tough,

they are smart

and witty,

They know how to survive on their own,

some girls are independent,

and those girls are great,

not the sissy beautiful divas,

who can't take care of themselves,

its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,

It is all about the state of mind.

Tomboys rule!(if you don't know 'tomboy" is a girl who acts like a boy but is not lesbian)

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. If you understand this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're part of an Odyssey of the Mind team (and proud of it! XD), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysox, percabethroxmysox, percabethatw

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysoxs, percabethroxmysox, percabethatw

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

--This is from the list of how to annoy people. I found this one funny because I do it alot (except I only know thefirst few decimal places: 3.14159265438 something like that)-- Recite the first 100 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too

If you have Guitar Hero dsylexia, copy this into your profile. I discovered this disorder while I was attempting to play Guitar Hero. This disorder means you get the colors and order of them mixed up and your fingers don't always agree with your eyes.--

Help these inch-worms inch their way into everyone's profile! Copy this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have ever considered going to the EmpireStateBuilding and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wanted to be a hero from Greek mythology, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, percabethatw,

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do have a facebook, though! XD)

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Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

It takes an intelligent person to act stupid. It takes a stupid person to act intelligent.

Tips for Newbies to Fanfiction!

-When writing a story, don't take someone else's story and change the names.
-Don't post on the forums unless you have something to say.
-Stories about yourself as a Mary-Sue Perfect character do not impress other members of Fanfiction.
-When reviewing, don't sound like a newb (nuff said)
-Don't act like you're better than everyone else... because you're not... trust me.
-Don't create your own copying and pasting thing unless it's totally original.
-IF YOU WISH THIS CHART WAS AROUND WHEN YOU WERE A NEWBIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass, lilninjapig, Trickster91, Breezy411, Master Solo, elegos-sirinial-shamtul, Journalist793, percabethatw,

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, anime-adorer2006, WinterLoveSong,otherrealmwriter, Grogie13, RulerofFire, SingSong2020, 91cookieluvahh59, Azugirl-Melissa, Journalist793, percabethatw

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, percabethatw

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if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... (What's there to be ashamed about?)

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. you doze off playing ur virtual ipod in ur head andare snapped out of it when i friend asks u why your wiggling to watseems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of yourlungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you respond to that little voice in the back of your head. Crazy is when you have a conversation with an inanimate object. Crazy is when you copy and paste things onto your profile because you're bored. Crazy is when you LOSE to the voices in your head (not arguing with them, thats completely normal. losing to them? That's just sad) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

Ten Signs of Obsession with a Book (Series) or Movie

10. You are constantly thinking about it.

9. You have at least a billion characterizations and opinions about it and want to discuss it 24/7.

8.You are thinking of parodies for it and posting them in fanfiction.net.

7.You have a billion questions you want to ask the author (e.g. Does Annabeth have a bellybutton? How does Edward react when he hears sixties' music?).

6. Your friends and immediate family notice that this book (series) or movie is all you ever talk about.

5. You daydream about it when you are bored.

4.You are constantly thinking of sequels or prequels and putting them on fanfiction.net.

3. When you doodle, it happens to be one or more characters or a symbol in the book (series) or movie.

2.You reread/rewatch the book (series) or movie on a daily basis.

1. You think about it every night before you go to sleep.

Most of the teen population is involved in drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Annabeth

2. Percy

3. Thalia

4. Luke

5. Chiron

6. Rachel

7. Clarisse

8. Zoe Nightshade

9. Poisiden

10. Athena

11. Aphrodite

12. Selina Beauregard (Spelling?)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No... Don't really want to

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ummm... EWW

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

i would lmao!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Ummm...there's one including sally jackson. i think it's called "The Mist" or something.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No way! Percachel sucks!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

ummm...is niether an option?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Clarisse would probaly make fun of Percy and snap pics to show to Annabeth...(Shudders)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Thalia gets pissed off at Athena for trying to break up percabeth.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

NO!! Thank the Gods!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

The Big Break

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What's het?!

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no..

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Er...no

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

MAJOR DRAMA

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

never

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

So Annabeth and Clarisse are dating (shudders) and then Poisiden runs off with Clarisse. Annabeth has a one night stand with Aphrodite (puke) and then a unhappy affair with Rachel (Shudders) and then listens to Chiron and then falls in love with Chiron?!

What title would you give this fic?

gay

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Finally something fun to watch!! XD

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

AWESOME! Free pony rides! XD

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

ummm...AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Really bad and then I would get over it and I would SLAP HIM HARD!!

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Scream something about incest and tell Zeus.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

probaly..."saw it coming" or something along those lines

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

SCREAM!! she'll probably kill me for my F!

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Annabeth can't be emo!! It's ,like, against the laws of nature! She can't become suicidal! :-(

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Freaked out.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Aim for his eye!

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Luke, Poisiden, and Clarisse singing the most annoying song (coughhannahmontanacough) and waking me up...hmmm... WHAT THE HADES!!

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Party! Party!

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses

Lock Athena and Posiedon in a closet, and throw a wild party. Maybe make Percy and Annabeth do some embarsassing (Chuckles evily). can't think of anything else at the moment.

“Read, read, read. Read everything - trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it. Then write. If it is good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out the window.”

...i've never thrown stuff out a window if i didn't like it (eyes shift back and forth)


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those you mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."


"I reject your reality and substitute it for my own."


"Maybe that's why monsters fade. Maybe it's not about what the mortals believe. Maybe it's because you give up on yourself."

Ah, the immortal genius of Rick Riordan. I'm not saying you're all monsters (!), but at the end of the day, you've only failed if you've given up on yourself. You've got to believe you'll do it, and you will. I know it.


"I haven't failed. I've just found 40,000 ways that don't work."

This is pure genius. I love the optimism of these people, I really do.


"The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them."

Ah, love. It breaks your heatt. This line would be perfect for a percabeth story...hmm...


"I didn't lose my mind. It was mine to give away."

This is from a Robbie Williams song (No Regrets).


‘So do I,’ said Gandalf, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

I hate it when people say that they needed more time, because they had the time for the task, and so they must have overestimated the task.


"Be yourself, because life's too short to be anyone else."

How very true.


“I have a dream - of a day where chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned.”

The lesser known Martin Luther King speech.


"Put your fist in the air, raise your voice and declare!"

Speak up or sit down. I know which one I'd rather do.


"Are we obsessed because we are human? Or are we human because we are obsessed?"

By: beliveinthegods

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Yaaay Kitty!!

This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
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Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO:

When its thundering, you wonder what Zeus is mad about.

you read all of Demigod Files the night it came out.

You have read the preview of the last olympian at least five times.

You think you are a demigod

when you get a sunburn, you blame Apollo

you have actually sworn on the river Styx

you have tried to explain greek mythology to small children.

you have corrected your social studies teacher during a unit on ancient greece.

you blame Hermes when your computer crashes

you will never go to Canada because you don't want to be eaten by Laistrygonians.

you say things like " oh my gods" or "go to tartarus"

You think you know who your olympian parent is.


Let's flip a coin: Heads, Percy and I will be together. Tails, we'll flip again.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you think that some day you are going to be claimed by a greek god or goddess paste this on your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

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If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. (Mo Dog to Po and Yo Dog! How's it going?)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile (I've stayed up till 4AM reading)

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If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Hey read this guys!!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

1. First thing you wash in the shower? hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? black
3. Do you plan outfits? no
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? ummm...IDK?
5. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? my computer mouse
6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? a-i-m
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?something about percabeth...again...
8. Did you meet anybody new today? Nope
9. What are you craving right now? a decent fanfc to read
10. Do you floss? ya, i have braces
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? eww
12. When was the last time you talked on aim? yesterday
13. Are you emotional? no, that's my little brother's department
14. Would you dance to the taco song? whatever that is, I don't think so.
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000? yes!
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? lick
17. Do you like your hair? ...ok...
18. Do you like yourself? Only when I don't embarress myself.
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? nope
20. Do you like cottage cheese? no
21. What are you listening to right now? itunes
22. How many countries have you visited? USA (I live here), Canada (yummy Tim Horton's donouts!), Mexico (Before Swine Flu)
23. Are your parents strict? Yes.
24. Would you go sky diving? YES!
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?idk
26. Would you throw potatoes at him? only if I don't get arrested
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? my shiny gold medals XD
28. Have you ever been in a castle? not that i know of...
39. Do you rent movies often? Who doesn't?
30. Who sits in behind you in your math class? Ayjah Guy (no joke, that's really her last name)
31. Have you made a prank phone call? yes
32. Do you own a gun? No
33. Can you count backwards from 74? Yes
34. Who are you going to be with tonight? My parents and brothers
35. Brown or white eggs? white
36. Do you own something from Hot Topic? its my fave store!
37. Ever been on a train? Yes
38. Ever been in love? Idk, I wouldn't recognize the feeling.
39. Do you have a cell-phone? Yes!
40. Are you too forgiving? no
41. Do you use chap stick? Only If I really need some
42. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? i don't know. She said something about a movie.
43. Can you use chop sticks? Yeah, I learned when I was twelve
44. Ever have cream puffs? no yuck.
45. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? no
46. What was the last question you asked? um...I don't remember.
48. What was the last CD you bought? That's tough; I buy off iTunes only now. The last CD I bought off iTunes was a single by Kris Allen (even though ii hate him) it was Heartless
49. Boys or girls? boys
50. What is your bus number for school? I don't ride one
51. Is your hair curly? in between curly and wavy
52. Last time you cried? idk...
53. Ever walked into a wall? yes
54. Do looks matter? Only a little (do you really want to look like a slob?)
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? no
56. Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah!
57. Favorite time of the year? anytime I don't have to go to school
58. Favorite color? green
59. Are you sarcastic? naw, really?
60. Do you have any tattoos? Ew no. They disgust me.
61. The last person you held hands with? my friend. She was dragging me because she thought I was blindind by something I got in my eye.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? NO
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Yes.
65. Do you like your life right now? it's average
66. How often do you talk on the phone? I text more
67. What is your favorite animal? racoon
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? idk
69. Do you have good vision? no, I use reading glasses. (well i'm supposed to, but i don't...)
70. Can you hula hoop? Only on my arm. I used to be able to hula hoop around my waist, but I suck now.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? no
72. Do you have a job? No
73. Can you handle the truth? Depends on what it's about
74. What are you wearing? My pajama bottoms and the shirt I wore today
75. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes. It was so much closer than the door. Seriously, that wasn't a joke!


37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?
ya

2) where did you get your default picture?
google images

3) what's your middle name?
Lora

4) your current relationship status?
Single and happy about it :)

5) does your crush like you back?
i don't like anyone. a few people have asked me out, but i always say no.

6) what is your current mood?
happy

7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
weird question! btw, green

8) what color shirt are you wearing?
black

9) Missing something?
no

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
When I embarressed myself in front of the whole class.

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
uh...a fly XD

12) ever had a near death experience?
Nope! :)

13) something you do a lot?
write, read, and play sports

14) the song stuck in your head?
Lucky by Jason Mraz (Feat. Colbie Caillat)

15) who did you copy and paste this from?
Annabeth CHase5450's profile
16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Liam Hall...Damn i hate that guy...

17) when was the last time you cried?
IDK

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
no.

19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
invisibility
20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
stupidity

21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
Mocha :D

22) what's your biggest secret?
I don't really have one...

23) favorite color?
Black

24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
nope, I find them annoying

25) what are you?
American, italian, ukrainian, and Somewhere else that i don't remeember...

26) do you speak any other language?
korean, italian, and french

27) what's your favorite smell?
I don't really have one...

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
entertaining

29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
no

30) what are you thinking about right now?
a music video about previous question

31) what should you be doing?
my homework

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
my brother...again...

33) do you like working in the yard?
no

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Hmmm... idk maybe Hawkins 'cause it sounds cool...

35) do you act differently around the person you like ?
no. i don't like anyone.

36) what is your natural hair color?
dirty blonde

37) who was the last person to make you cry?
idk


35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section andask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder andthen pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 64/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (First grade)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (technically I rode my bike into a mailbox on accident, but that's the same thing)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye (with my own glasses)
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (only when I forgot what I was going to say!)
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (fourth grade. The directions said to just write your name. It was a following directions test)
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out (my eyebrows. it worked.)
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (I do that a lot)
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (I do that a lot in hotels)
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Would It Matter by Skillet

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Misery Business by Paramore

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Never Surrender by Skillet

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

All Star by Smash Mouth

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Pain by Three Days Grace

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Ignorance by Paramore

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

What I've Done by Linkin Park

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Sober by P!nk

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Shut Up by Simple Plan (Thanks mom and dad)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

A Drop In The Ocean by Ron Pope (Appropriate for a wedding)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Blanket Of Fear by Papa Roach

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Doin Your Mom by Fatty Spins

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects (Ya, but what is it?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Three Cheers For Five Years by Mayday Parade

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Bad Day by Daniel Powter

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Daughters by John Mayer

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Chasing Pavements by Adele

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Cries In Vain by Bullet For My Valentine

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

The Reason by Hoobastank

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Don't Stop Believin by Journey

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Therapy by All Time Low

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Woah by Paramore

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Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an atic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one is around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quite but thinking
"God why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly bargded in
everything was as quite as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die".
Post this on your profile if it touched you, or if you would die without your mate's love.

I got all this off of Wisegirl12's profile. Check her profile out. Shes pretty cool.

(v)(.• Percy Annabeth
(.• . •Forever•.••.)

•.(•. .•).•
«• Lightning Thief •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Sea of Monsters•» •.(•. .•).•
«• Titan's Curse•» •.(•. .•).•
«•Battle of the Labyrinth•» •.(•. .•).•
«•Last Olympian•»

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(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
('.') IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on.
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else)
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. (I'm going to see if I can get it at 12:01 am)
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Not like I take notes)
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.(YES!)
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes)
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (I already know :D)
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (:D hahahaha yes. I was actually on vacation in D.C. when I got the Last Olympian)
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21) You dream about PJO every night. (Yes. I was Annabeth once. It was fun)
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot
23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
24) You know PJO better then most sane people
25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included)
26) You add things to the list every day
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Gods stay good!)
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood(wanted to do that)
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'(sooooo did that)
33) You are trying to learn Greek (I actually bought a book titled "Teach Yourself Ancient Greek")
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Heck yes. Especially when we went to an island once. I didn't ever take pills while there.)
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Nico!(HECK NO!!)
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology. (Guilty as charged)
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT(I should try that)
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.(Duh)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Dear I love you

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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Misc. Books.

Sometimes love finds you when our hope is fading and the TWILIGHT is setting in and it leads us safely through the darkest nights the nights when the NEW MOON fills the cloudy skies as it blows and it glows its sparkiling light is enough to ECLIPSE the brightness of the BREAKING DAWN.

I'll stay up till TWILIGHT to see the NEW MOON And if I'm lucky I'll see the ECLIPSE at BREAKING DAWN and the whole time I'm sitting with you under the MIDNIGHT SUN

Ok so my friend was online and found this line about twilight, "Choose jacob because he was there when bella was in pian. Don't choose edward he killed Bambi's mom", HAHAHAHAH truth be told that is the most hilarious thing Iv'e heard in a while.

HOLY CRAP WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO YYYYAAAAYYYYY!! I AM SO ECXITED. PERCY JACKSON'S THE LAST OLYMPIAN!! I LOVE it. It is SOOOOO amazing. I LOVE Rick Riordan. He's a GENEIUS. This is my favorite book of all time. The only thing that sucks is that this is the end of the series. :( :( :(. Oh well it was still SOOOOO amazing :) :) :).

Me, myself, and I are still so new to fan fiction. So bear with me if I sound like an idiot. I do that a lot.

So far I have only written three stories, and I'm still working on them. None of them are that great but oh well. I suck at writing anyways.

I live where the sun shines almost everyday. It sucks there aren't any vampires, but we do have a beach :)

Ok for the weirdos out there who are like my friends they ask me random questions so I'm putting them on here.


What is the color of your toothbrush?: Blue

Why are you. . .you?: Because I'm awesome

What did you have for brekfast?: Lucky Charms (Duh!!)

Do you floss?: HA! No but I brush.

Favorite fruit?: Peach

Favorite color?: BLUE!!

Favorite food?: Anything Italian.

Favorite song?: Kiss me

Do you play any sports?: HECK YES! soccer, tennis, swim, and my favorite BASKETBALL!! (I'm so playing powder puff in high school though AKA girls football)

How many times did you see twilight in theaters?: 3 times

How many times have you read the twilight series?: 4 times

How many times have you read the percy jackson books?:4 times

Are you obsessed?: DUH!!

Favorite band?: The Ataris next to Lifehouse

What's your full name?: HAHAHA wouldn't you like to know.

What's your pet peeve?:When people hate me before getting to know me.

Did you see Star Trek?: Duh!! Who hasn't?

How many times did you see it?:3 times

Which P.J.O. character do you love more?:NICO!! (THATS FOR YOU BRI!!)

Is Nico going to rule the world one day?:HECK YES!! CAN'T WAIT!!

What is your fav book of all time?: Hmmmmmm let me think. (rub chin thinkingly) THE LAST OLYMPIAN!! DUH!!

Did you see the second Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen?: HECK YES!! I loved it. Sure it was a little bit inapropriate but it was good.

Did you see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?: HECK YES!

Was it any good?: You have to ask? Seriously it was Harry Potter. I LOVED IT!!

What is your favorite hobby?: Going camping with my dad and when we can't do that, I love to look through old pictures of my parents.

What books inspired you to write?: Percy Jackson and the Olympians and I'd Tell You I love You but Then I Would Have to kill you.

Has school started?: Yes. tear


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an atic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one is around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quite but thinking
"God why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly bargded in
everything was as quite as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.


LOVE
LOVE IS THE CLOSEST THING WE HAVE TO MAGIC
LOVE IS THE ONE WE WAIT FOR ALL OUR LIVES
LOVE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL WE SHOULDN'T TAKE FOR GRANTED
LOVE Will STAY WITH US FOREVER NO MATTER WHO YOU LOVE
LOVE
NOT SOMETHING THAT IS HORRIBLE BUT WONDERFULL
NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT CAN HURT IT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU
TRYING TO SHUT LOVE OUT ISN'T GOING TO WORK
SOMETHING UNAVOIDABLE
AS IF YOU WOULD WANT TO AVOID IT
NO MATTER IF THERE THE ONE OR NOT YOU CAN LOVE BEST FRIENDS
LOVE TO ME ISN'T SCARY
ITS A PART OF LIFE IN ALL OF US
EVERYONE HAS A CHANCE TO BE LOVED AND CAN BE LOVED
GIVE THEM THAT CHANCE
LOVE

So just a little about me. My favorite books are: P.J.O. (of course), The Eragon series, And the Twilight series. Those are just a few. My fav bands are Green Day And Linkin Park, lifehouse, The Ataris, Switchfoot, Fall out boy, Aerosmith, Boys like Girls, and SO much more. I love to draw pictures of beach sunsets and want to take a nature photography class when I'm older. I also love to play the piano and I want to have at least one recording of my songs before I die. I love to read and play sports. My life is basically spent playing sports. Ecspecially basketball. I love the song, : "I hateThis Part", although I hate the people who did it.

Ok here are a list of things I can't stand:People who think there smarter than they really are, when people lie, when people make fun of kids because the have health problems, and bassically people who are rude for no reason, when I get rocks in my shoes, when people use me, school drama, prissy girls, when my family fights, when my friends fight, Players, annoying little brothers, some rap, the color yellow, cocky boys.


Our home away from home
Where anything can happen while nothing happens
Where dreams come true and take flight in our lives
The place where you never have to be alone
The place where you don't have to be responsible or have a care in the world
For anyone or anything
Where the world is lifted off your shoulders and your free to be you
Where you can live without the worries of hatered or hurt
The place where you can escape anything
At any time
Our stories

Ok these poems are random and come when I'm bored so they might show up everywhere.


:) :( :D :/ :I :O :o ;D ;P Don't ask. I was bored

Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!!
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Copy Bunny to your Personal text
And help him achieve world domination


I got this off of Perceabeth-4-life's profile

50 Ways To Annoy people At The Cinema

1.) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2.) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3.) Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4.) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5.) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6.) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7.) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8.) Yell out what is going to happen.
8.) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
9.) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
10.) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
11.) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
12.) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
13.) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
14.) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
15.) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
15.) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
16.) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
17.) Try to start a wave.
18.) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
19.) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
20.) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
21.) Sing with the theme music.
22.) Bring and use your own air freshener.
23.) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
24.) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
25.) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
26.) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
27.) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
28.) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
29.) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
30.) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
31.) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
32.) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
33.) Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
34.) Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
35.) Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
36.) Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
37.) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
38.) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
39.) Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
40.) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
41.) Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
42.) Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
43.) Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
44.) Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
45.) Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
46.) Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
47.) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
48.) Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
49.) Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
50.) Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
(Just don't do it during Harry Potter :D)


Fun Things To Do In A Lift

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die".
Post this on your profile if it touched you, or if you would die without your mate's love.

I got all this off of Wisegirl12's profile. Check her profile out. Shes pretty cool.

(v)(.• Percy Annabeth
(.• . •Forever•.••.)

•.(•. .•).•
«• Lightning Thief •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Sea of Monsters•» •.(•. .•).•
«• Titan's Curse•» •.(•. .•).•
«•Battle of the Labyrinth•» •.(•. .•).•
«•Last Olympian•»

/
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on.
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else)
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. (I'm going to see if I can get it at 12:01 am)
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Not like I take notes)
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.(YES!)
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes)
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (I already know :D)
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (:D hahahaha yes. I was actually on vacation in D.C. when I got the Last Olympian)
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21) You dream about PJO every night. (Yes. I was Annabeth once. It was fun)
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot
23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
24) You know PJO better then most sane people
25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included)
26) You add things to the list every day
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Gods stay good!)
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood(wanted to do that)
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'(sooooo did that)
33) You are trying to learn Greek
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Heck yes. Especially when we went to an island once. I didn't ever take pills while there.)
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Nico!(HECK YES!!)
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT(I should try that)
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.(Duh)

You know your a good boyfriend when:

1:When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
2:When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
3:When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and dont let go
4:When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
5:When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
6:When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
7:When she pull's away
Pull her back
8:When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
9:When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
10:When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
11:When she's scared
Protect her
12:When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
13:When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
14:When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
15:When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
16:When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
17:When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
18:When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
19:When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
20:When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
21:When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
22:When she misses you
she's hurting inside
23:When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
24:When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
25:When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Dear I love you

PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too
Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.


A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking
the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to
the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that
cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the
ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to
the bar!"

"No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death."

"Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks
over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure
enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet
right in front of the bar.

"I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" .
So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches
the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar.

"Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!"

"Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second
fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to
fall screaming to his death on the rocks below.

The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink.
The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him:
"You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been
drinking, Superman".


If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile. (if you don't get it, THEN READ MAXIMUM RIDE)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!!)

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Bad bugs)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a parked car copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Kids are the future. Be scared. Be very scared.

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. ( or should I say MANPURSE!! )

- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

- Oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over. ( Run Forrest Run! )

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

- Therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone.

- Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

- If asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

- I live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there.

- Money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.

- Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and there would have been peace on earth.

- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- Tell the truth and run.

- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? ( Moron's! Duh! )

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting ther next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- Dducation is important. School however, is another matter.

- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

- Do people even know what 'pro-biotic' and 'omega 3 fatty acids' are? cuz' the yogurt may taste good, but it sounds pretty gross to me.

- It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and its not conductive to a creative atmosphere!

- Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

- All right, all right. I, you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for.

- The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

- There are some things we'll never understand, but still spend a life time trying. So just exept what you can't understand and be cluless and that department because ther are more important things in life.

- When in doubt, make up words!

- Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

- Never mind, it's complex.(person 1)

The way your mind works gives a new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way.( person 2)

- Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...

- There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.

- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up. ( Why? I don't know... Go ask your teacher, although they'll just tell you to sit down and shut it too. )

-The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

- If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

- Come to the dark side, we have cookies! ( Are they blue chocolate chip cookies? )

- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

- A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

- I'm not insensitive, I just dont care.

- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

- The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

- Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

Drunk?

You're intoxicated by my very presence.

- Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

- Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

- When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

- Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

- I was thinking, while I was running...

About not hitting trees, I hope.

- What is sense, in a world full of fools?

- Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!

- Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care.

- Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

- Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here.

- Girls rule, boys suck. The. End.

- Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose.

- Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important.

- Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?

- If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

- You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention. Brom, Eragon

- I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

- A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

- My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

- Whoever said "Anything is possible" obviously never tried to slam a revoloving door. ( Tell me you've never tried and I won't believe you! )

- I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well...

- Video games screwed up my life... good thing I have two extra lives...

- My friends are 90 of why I get up each morning, the other 10 is because I have to pee.

- I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

- It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then It's hilarious...

- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

- If vodka was water and I was a duck

I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck

So slide me a bottle and shut the fudge up.

- Sometimes I wonder " Why is that frizbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.

- One day your prince will come.

Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

- Everything is funny... as long as its happening to somebody else.

- You're a great friend..

But if the Apocalypse comes and we're being chased by zombies I'm tripping you.

- Today I was having this stare down with this other girl...

She was really good

but then I blinked and realized it was only my reflection.

- Do NOT et yourself on fire... It really hurts...

- Of course I'm talkin' to myself

Who else can I trust?

- My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

- I have a life. I simply prefer to spend it online.

- DON'T HIT KIDS! No seriously, they have guns now. ( Don't hit kids anyway... It's mean and cruel! )

- If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless?

- So? I'm a little crazy. What's your point?

- Don't take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.

- It's weird when you're toilet tells you " I'm sick and tired of your crap."

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- Of course I'm gonna drive! I'm too drunk to walk!

- I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your face.

- I didn't run into the door, my face decided to say hello.

- I can't brain today... I have the Dumb.

- Sometimes I wish I were a monkey. Then I could throw poop at people and it would be legal.

- Say no to drugs! Say yes to enchiladas!

- I never finish anyth

- People are like slinkies, basically useless.

But it's still amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Repost These I They're True!

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

- If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

- If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

- If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

- If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

- If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

- If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

- If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

- If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Why do we sleep in church,
but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Just remember God is always watching you.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Girls are like apples in a tree.

All the sweet, nice ones are at the top.

But, boys don't want to reach for the good ones

because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think

"Is there something wrong with me?"

But, in reality, they're all amazing.

They just have to wait

for the right boy to come along,

the one who's brave enough,

to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!

Ever notice how the word "THERAPIST" is "THE" and "RAPIST" put together?

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


PREP

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 4

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 8

PUNK

X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
x you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
x you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 7

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band. (Yeah I'm in band. Who cares? We’re going to CEDAR POINT!! WOO!)
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 9

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 10

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 25

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 3

This is pretty sad, considering I'm a girl... so... I’m going to go rethink my life now… yeah... bye...


Post this if you hate stero-types!

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (with kool-aid sometimes, its for fun!)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.()
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I watch ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

If you've re-read Page 99 of the Deathly Hallows over and over because you just adore Harry and Ginny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile. (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a FanFiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you proudly show off all your battle wounds (AKA, the scar you got from tripping on the sidewalk, bruise from a baseball, etc.), put this in your profile.

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

You really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you only read PJO fan fiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile.


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.


Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards


I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive


If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.


If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love chat rooms as fanfics
copy and paste this if you were ever reported for making a chatroom
copy and paste this if you don't want this to happen to you
copy and paste this if it already has
copy and paste this if you hate the rule that says you can make chat rooms as fanfics
copy and paste this if you feel that we have the right to write what we want!
Copy, paste, and add your pen name to the list if you agree with what I'm saying! Here's the list: Hunteresskid, Tia and Tori INC, JBaddict1234, Writer of the Near Furture, percabethatw


If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (Pretty much every book I read...)


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost.


If you have to be funny to be funny, why can't I just be stupid to be funny cause in my brother's Book of Funny Things That Make Me Pee My Pants, it says 'Stupid people' so why can't I just be stupid to be funny?


FanFiction: Your then Facebook on this post reatrd total a like forward this read you If Now read it backwards :D


If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.


92 of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background.


I ran with scissors, and lived!


If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile


Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."


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Not Allowed to Fall in Love by bluecolline reviews
"It just sucks that I am able to see her everyday, be with her, be her friend while I'm protecting her with my life...and yet I can't love her the way I want to." Bechloe and Staubrey AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,789 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 17h ago - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie]
Sparks of Ice by SnowAndFlakes reviews
A series of One-shots featuring g!p Anna (Non- g!p) revolves around how Anna and Elsa met. Rated M for language and adult content (Modern AU/Elsanna non-incest/ Smut/ Fluff) Prompts are accepted.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/22 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B.
Barden After Midnight by Dracossack reviews
A new year at Barden University presents new challenges and an odd twist when a housing application mix-up brings a tiny transfer student and her possibly supernatural girlfriend into Beca Mitchell's life. Carmilla x Pitch Perfect crossover. Bechloe & Hollstein.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Fill My Cup, Put Some Liquor In It by Sweedledome reviews
"I am not going to avoid my favourite pick up spot because you possibly did something stupid in front of your lady crush. She works at a bar Beca, I'm sure she sees people make drunken idiots out of themselves all the time." AU one-shot in which Beca learns the dangers of getting in to a drinking competition to impress someone.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/26 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Fat Amy, Stacie
Beca's Cousin by MobBob reviews
Beca's cousin visits Barden for a weekend and things get awkward. Based on a deleted scene.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B., Stacie, OC - Complete
A Series of Hilarious and Cute Events by areaderofmanythings reviews
Bechloe in different scenarios as they settle into their lives together. This is a series of oneshots of shameless Bechloe fluff. Continuations, outtakes and prompts I received from my other fics Caught & No Electricity involving our favorite couple. CHAPTER 14:Four Proposals or The Day Jessica Figured Out Beca and Chloe Were Married
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,364 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
A chance in things by elsanna lover 101 reviews
The roles are reversed Anna is the one with the ice powers and Elsa is the one that gets hit in the head. One day Elsa decides to confront her sister Anna and it goes very interesting... G!p elsa, elsanna and other pairings. Semi Dom! Elsa, sub! Anna. Incest G!p Rapunzel
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/15 - [Anna, Elsa]
Kiss My Lips by Melanocortin1 reviews
Beca and Chloe play a game that Beca probably enjoys more than she should. Chloe couldn't really complain either.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Dénouement by Sweedledome reviews
A chance encounter is all it takes. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,657 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
The Queen's Princess by SnowAndFlakes reviews
After receiving a letter from a far away kingdom, Elsa thought she finally had escaped from a bunch of suitors and marriage proposals but then after she met the princess of Andalasia a very strange kingdom Elsa found herself slowly falling in love with the charming, naive redhead Princess who was asking for her hand. (Elsanna/Non-incest/G!pAnna.) *Beta-Reader: PEASENT*
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,558 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] OC
You're weird by Saweeet98 reviews
Chloe's father doesn't handle her sexuality very well, to the point where he doesn't believe it. Chloe's family assumes she has a girlfriend. She feels the need to hit two birds with one stone, coincidentally Beca is there to save the day. [Typical trope - lots of cute family meetings - Drama -and of course, lots of lesbian fluff] {Disclaimer- not my gorgeous characters unfort}
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,569 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Paging Dr Mitchell by bduefbfsy reviews
Beca is a volunteer at a local hospital and one day Chloe Beale comes in with a sprained ankle from a Bellas practice. A bit of quick banter here and there. And before they know it the two are inseparable. M for later chapters...if I continue...
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Take My Hand by kh94 reviews
Carmilla is a photography student at the University of Chicago, Laura is the girl she's noticed around campus. This is the story of where it goes from there. All human AU.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Carmilla, Laura]
The Theater by OfNotebooksAndCoffeeShops reviews
Chloe convinces Beca to go to the movie theater with her, with a very unforeseen outcome. (One-Shot) [Idea from "otp-prompts" on Tumblr]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Good High School for the Performing Arts by HAZEL DAUGHTER OF HADES reviews
Percy, Thalia, and Nico are a famous teen band but they finally think its time to go to high school like normal teens. Well like normal teens drama, fights, friends, love, and childish antics are sure to follow. Rated? hmmm T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 226,348 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Dream That's Barely Half Awake by oracle.delphi76 reviews
Beca Mitchell was never far from Chloe's mind, which was why, in a feat of what had to be utter stupidity, the redhead invited the woman she couldn't stop thinking about to visit her for the summer. Things like that always ended well, right?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,767 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Comfortably Numb by ANoRDaE reviews
[Beca/Chloe] Beca lifted her arm with difficulty, and there was a slight tremor in her hand as she grasped her fingers around the cup of water. The second Chloe noticed this, her heart instantly rose to her throat and her adrenaline surged. "Oh my god, Beca." She took Beca's face in her hands to assess her eyes, which wouldn't stay open. "Beca, I think you've been roofied."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/1 - Beca M., Chloe B.
If I Told You by pitch-playbook reviews
AU where Chloe meets Beca on a cruise ship and they immediately hit it off. When their time at sea comes to an end Chloe isn't sure about taking the relationship back on land. She hasn't been entirely truthful with Beca and she's afraid if she does tell her the truth Beca won't be interested anymore.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,925 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
That Thing You Do by thatmitchsentho reviews
What happens after Beca gets everything she thinks she wanted? Life isn't a movie, she soon learns, because you can't fake feeling something that isn't there, and you can't ignore something that is. M for future chapters. Bechloe endgame, starts as Jeca (not much so don't be deterred). Again - BECHLOE ENDGAME.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,526 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse
Chances Are All That I Need by Another Sarcastic Teenager reviews
For Chloe Beale, Beca Mitchell was always the girl that got away. After the Semi-Finals fiasco, Beca stormed away from the Concert Hall, away from Barden University, and away from Chloe. Five years pass and Chloe still can't let the brunette DJ go. But when the Bellas are meeting up for a reunion in Hawaii and get stranded in Los Angeles, will they run into an old acquaintance?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,190 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Creature Comforts by Trufreak89 reviews
Even centuries old vampires need their creature comforts; for Carmilla, the comfort of home is a stolen yellow pillow. (Carmilla/Laura. Post episode 23.)
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,095 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Carmilla, Laura]
Dirty Little Birds by AnnaKendrick47 reviews
Series of Bechloe M rated oneshots!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,957 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Your Heart in Summer by Linealsa reviews
Anna Arendal is sent to Oslo's School for Girls in Norway by her parents to get her a social life and to turn her attitude around. It goes well until she meets the taunting Elsa Haig who turns her upside down and inside out. Well her stomach atleast. Desperate to make contact with Elsa, Anna fights to gain the blonde's attention.ElsAnna. Cover art by blackcoffeeneko on Deviantart.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Time Stands Still by PitsOfPeaches reviews
Beca Mitchell wasn't really one for close friends, and she certainly didn't want to go to one of Jesse's stupid "group hangs". Well, this is until she meets Chloe. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse
Good Girls by PitsOfPeaches reviews
"I'll let you in on a secret, Beca." She smirks lightly at me, pulling me closer by the wrists. I think she's about the kiss me, my eyes widen in surprise. At the last second she diverts her path, instead her lips brush my ear. "Good girl's are just bad girls who haven't been caught." Bechloe (Beca and Chloe)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,880 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Duh, Of Course I Have A Plan by hitandrunn reviews
Chloe's straight forward. Beca doesn't seem to mind. Aubrey is dying to see how Chloe's plan plays out.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,307 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Mix of Emotions by Illithyia reviews
Beca Mitchell - a wild partier & world famous DJ with a complicated past. Whose attitude & self is challenged when world famous actress Chloe Beale comes crashing into her life. Confusion, progression, happiness, discovery, a new found friendship and more?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 295,954 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
December Diary by Smeg699 reviews
The origin for this is from a prompt. Write the daily dairy of your main character for every day in the month of December. Electronis Zappa and I chose to work in tandem on this one, publishing it as one fic. I won't say who is writing whom, you guys can take a guess. The diaries will detail the starting of Beca and Chloe's relationship, among other things. T for now, maybe M later
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 139 - Words: 97,686 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Stacie, Aubrey P.] - Complete
tickling, cookies and a big softie by katiekarnstein96 reviews
It's Valentine's Day and even though Carmilla hates the holiday she finds herself planning something special for Laura. SO MUCH FLUFF.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14
We Found Love Right Where We Are by awriterofthings reviews
Beca acts in a show called 'Barden Bellas' and when she finds out that she has a love scene with her co-star, Chloe, whom she also has a crush on, things get weird.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/1 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Right Beside Her by Luke 923 HA reviews
"When I look back on this, I'm not going to remember performing and competing... I'm going to remember you weirdos." Pure Bechloe fluff based on the scene from the new trailer. Enjoy:)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Nothing But The Beat by Beast of Burton reviews
Beca Mitchell was a lot of things. Beca/Chloe. Rated for language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Who's saying goodbye? by XWP-Rizzles reviews
Beca is sad about saying goodbye to the Bellas and Chloe comes to make her feel better, but finds out that's not the only issue the DJ has. Bechole one shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Movie Star Love by PhantomGemini reviews
Actor!Au: When Anna, an unknown extra and Elsa, a rising star meet at the 85th Academy Awards, sparks fly. Anna thought it was just luck and that she'll never have a chance with the blonde beauty. That is until she found herself playing one of the main characters and also the rising star's younger sister in the new movie Frozen. (Rating has changed for the future)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,844 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] [Kristoff B., Hans]
The Time Aubrey Found Out that Chloe Was Dating their Neighbor by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe starts dating her neighbor, Beca, but keeps it from Aubrey since the blonde strongly dislikes her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/27 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] - Complete
Meeting Elsa by EpiqueNovel reviews
Hi! I'm Anna Christiansen… well Anderson as of three months ago. That over there? The hot blonde lounging on the sofa? That's Elsa Anderson. My best friend since forever and my wife of three months. ElsAnna. "Meeting Anna" companion piece. Rated M. Warnings inside.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,573 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/13 - Anna, Elsa
Bad Blood by OilssssssAndStuff reviews
Tumblr prompt: High school au where Chloe's getting bullied and Beca comes to help her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Wet Dreamz by gingerspice12 reviews
Song prompt: Wet Dreamz by J Cole. Bechloe oneshot high school au losing their virginity to each other. "I want it bad, and I ain't never been obsessed before She wrote a note that said "have you ever had sex before" Damn, and I ain't never did this before no"
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Struck by a feeling by LadyHH reviews
Beca and Chloe lead two different lives at school. Neither noticing the other, that all changes from one moment that will lead them to something they never expected. BECHLOE
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Jesse
Arendelle High by YouAintGotNoPancakeMix reviews
The school's biggest dork, Elsa, is head over heels for Anna, the head cheerleader. Will her geeky antics be enough to make the girl swoon? Or just end up making her look like the idiot her best friend Kristoff thinks she is. (This is g!p, so get away if it freaks you out. Anna and Elsa are not related in this.)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,185 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
crushes on kittens by katiekarnstein96 reviews
AU where Carmilla gets trapped as a kitten only to be found by Laura. Laura looks after said kitten revealing some of her feelings about her roommate to the kitten. FLUFFY -oneshot .
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Fat Amy Meets GTA by MonkeyKibbinz reviews
When Fat Amy recently discovers the game Grand Theft Auto, her, Beca and Aubrey go on a roundabout adventure full of green goo, Girl Scouts, wigs, talking llamas, drug laced cookies and one insane redheaded girlfriend.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Fat Amy
On movies and life by Electronis Zappa
Vignettes from the life of Beca, Chloe, Stacie, and Aubrey
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,389 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie]
Holiday Hollstein by crimsonkiwi reviews
Laura brings Carmilla home for Christmas. Fluff a very small bit of angst. OC is Laura's nerd dad.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Carmilla, Laura] OC - Complete
Chance Encounters by DireWolfe02715 reviews
"Tell me again why we had to come here?" Elsa is forced to take a real vacation, but what happens when she meets a girl that changes her life? How is she supposed to handle going back home for school? Luckily for Elsa, this girl seems to be worth it. (Elsanna)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,359 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B.
Carmilla versus Science by katiekarnstein96 reviews
Carmilla hates science, she just doesn't understand it but what she does understand is that someone has been taking up a lot of Laura's time and she doesn't like that. Jealous Carm, full of fluff and a tiny bit of angst but not really. One-shot.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/30 - [Carmilla, Laura] Danny, LaFontaine - Complete
I Am No Longer Defined By All the Wreckage Behind by ClockworkAngel98 reviews
Laura wants to know if Carmilla prefers any of her other names she has used over the years...
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Snow Day by katiekarnstein96 reviews
Carmilla and Laura enjoy a fun day out in the snow. Building snow people, snow ball fights just a fluffy little one shot to make up for the dramatic back stories and the pain I've caused Carmilla in some of my other stories. SO MUCH FLUFF!
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Must Be Love (A series of Elsanna oneshots) by CanITellUSmThin reviews
A series of mostly unrelated Elsanna oneshots. CH 1: Elsa is greeted with an unexpected surprise when she visits the Princess's bedroom. CH 2: Anna discovers something's not quite right with the Queen. CH 3: Anna's a bit naive... and More! Contains Elsanna/incest humor and lots of loving. ;D
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,964 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Elsa, Anna]
Changing Faces by katiekarnstein96 reviews
When Carmilla and Laura return home for the weekend what's gotten Carmilla so worried? Will Laura's father like Carmilla. One-shot.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Carmilla and The Disney Marathon by katiekarnstein96 reviews
Laura makes it her mission to get Carmilla to love Disney films, Carmilla makes it her mission to hate the films Laura puts on. Just a bit of fluffy hollstein -oneshot.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26 - Complete
Party Time, Pitches! by AnnaKendrick47 reviews
The Bellas decide to throw a party at the beginning of the year to celebrate their last year as Bellas. Things go better than expected. Bechloe. Rated M.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/4 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Everything I Didn't Say by artsc reviews
All it took was one concert to change everything. A new record label has Beca mixing with promise to lead her right up the ladder to production. Then there's Chloe, who hasn't got much more than her crappy apartment and her part time job at the local library. And three seats apart, two paths crash into each other.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,862 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
I Want More by iamrotting reviews
Elsa got a new roommate. But her meeting with the new girl was definitely wasn't something that she'd expect. g!p and sub! Elsa and dom!Anna. (elsanna one-shot)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/18 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
The Way You Work It by Redlance-ck reviews
Beca just really likes the way Chloe works it. As it turns out, Chloe likes the way Beca does too.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Tiny Gay Warrior by katiekarnstein96 reviews
Carmilla loves Laura and all she wants to do is protect her but sometimes even broody vampires need protecting. Laura decides it's time to give Danny a piece of her mind. One-shot.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
In which no one can really blame the alcohol or waltzing by Sparring Woodpecker
Creampuff week day 4- Blame it on the Alcohol and Waltzing Hollstein, LaFerry and Zeta Society
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14
Ice Cream, Ice Queen by exeFiction reviews
Anna was done falling in love. Falling in blind love. She swore she would never make such mistakes again, but after stumbling into an ice cream parlour in the middle of a heavy summer downpour, her resolve for letting go of finding true love merely melted away, just like the ice cream brought by the stunning goddess before her. [Not incest but definitely Elsanna] Fluff overload.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,411 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B.
Blame It On The Alcohol and Waltzing by ZombiesGoRawrr reviews
Prompt number 4 for day number 4 of Carmilla week. Enjoy :)
Carmilla - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14 - [Carmilla, Laura] - Complete
When A Date Goes South, Improvise by ArcaFeretory reviews
Perry is bad at setting up blind dates. Clearly. - AU. Always.
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14 - [Carmilla, Laura] - Complete
Your Love is the Best Sound by scarletsailor reviews
Friendship with Chloe Beale is not optional. Falling in love with her is even less so. High school AU
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Avanti by J. Peterson reviews
Yeah, this definitely hadn't happened before, but as long as she didn't end up stammering like a middle schooler with a crush (or spending the night in the emergency room after breaking her nose walking headfirst into any walls), Anna was going to enjoy every second of it. Unrelated Elsanna, mAU, smut-centric.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/11 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Under Covers by elsannonymous reviews
Home from college for the holidays, Anna gets a pleasant surprise when she visits her sister in the middle of the night to share warmth. [G!P Anna, Sleep Sex]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/9 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Love At First Sight by ycamacho reviews
People have their stories about love at first sight. So what happens when Beca feels an immediate connection during her concert?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/2 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Catnip by Piger123 reviews
Laura, as an experiment, puts catnip into the yellow pillow, knowing Carmilla would take it. It all goes downhill after that... "Carmilla raised her hands with her palms facing up and blurted loudly, "these are my HANDS?" in an almost uncertain tone."
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Stoplight Party by TheSyndra reviews
Elsa's throwing her last party before she graduates from college when she spots Anna. There are a few reasons why she shouldn't pursue Anna, but she's too drunk and Anna's too cute to pass this opportunity up. [ElsAnna, Smut, Kinks, Drinking, Plot, things relevant to the chapter posted at the top].
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,969 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Hans
Sucker Punch by deadlynerd
Dracula won't leave Laura alone at the costume party and she's had enough.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
My Cafe Romeo by MusicHerself reviews
"You guys aren't together. Therefore, you are allowed to totally crush on hotty coffee over there." She said gesturing to Elsa. (Elsa's a girl working at a Disney themed Cafe shop. Anna's the girl who's had a crush on her for awhile. Rapunzel and Kristoff are the ones who make things a little harder than they should be. Humor, swearing and Elsanna.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Thank God for the Internet by alyssa-gibson reviews
Beca hated when songs got stuck in her head, but she was grateful that one did because if it hadn't, she wouldn't have met the love of her life.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,034 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
A Study in Scarlet by Mutant-Enemy-730 reviews
One-Shot. Hollstein. How intimate can dancing be?
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Just a stupid love potion by deadlynerd reviews
Hogwarts AU in which Carmilla's pumpkin juice is spiked with a love potion that makes her infatuated with Laura.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
An Exercise in RAing by PoppyPounder reviews
Anna is an RA. Elsa is on her floor. Kristoff is flamingly gay. Meg is her usual deviousness. Mostly Fluff. Probably going to be 6-7 chapters. This will be completed and uploaded by Jan 1st 2015. Drinking game for assured holiday cheer- 1. any ice reference. 2-Kristoff being gay. 3- Meg being fucking hilarious. That should get anyone drunk enough. Please drink responsibly.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
Lights Will Guide You Home by Bechloe-duh reviews
What does Beca do when a drunken suicidal redhead enters the shower block? help her recover, befriend her and maybe even more... but will it all go to plan? or is Chloe too far gone to be helped... and will Beca leave like everyone else? Rated M for language and themes. Trigger warning for self harm/suicide - side staubrey
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie]
Obvious by Redlance-ck reviews
So, yeah. Beca could be pretty oblivious at times.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Secret Santa by Nerdsquad45 reviews
The gang is starting a secret santa activity to get into the holiday spirit. What happens when Carmilla picks Laura's name...
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Carmilla, Laura] - Complete
Burnt Sausages and Crocs by deadlynerd reviews
It's Christmas in Australia and Laura's invited Carmilla to celebrate it with the Hollis family at the annual beach barbecue.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Irresistable by StakeTheHeart reviews
Laura had somewhere to be; she knew that. Carmilla knew that. But right now she was wrapped in blankets, hugging the content black cat to her, and she couldn't think of a better place to be at the moment. One Shot
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
The Time Aubrey Visited the Bellas by awriterofthings reviews
The Bellas set out to get their captains, Beca and Chloe, to realize they have toners for each other.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/19/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
MY terrible roommate by CarmillaWriterYo reviews
She's more than just a lazy vampire.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Carmilla
A demi aveugle, dans l'obscurité… by uselesslesbianvampire
Carmilla talks in her sleep. Nothing with too much gravitas, and for the most part in a lilting medley of languages Laura could have no hope of identifying. And yet when Laura hears the vampire begin to mumble, she turns off her music, shuts her laptop and closes her eyes.
Carmilla - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Carmilla, Laura] - Complete
Fiasco by momoxtoshiro reviews
"Well you're usually the one sweet talking me. At least when you're a cat I'm the one seducing you. How cute." [CarmillaxLaura fluff. Also Catmilla]. T for potty mouth vampires.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Carmilla, Laura] - Complete
Hands by kinqslanding reviews
Chloe loved every inch of Beca, from the top of her head all the way to the soles of her feet, but Chloe especially loves Beca's hands. Those small, strong hands that made Beca who she was. (warning: brief mention of self harm and slightly mature themes – not explicit)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
You Say Finding Nemo I Say Sharktale by just-another-alt-girl reviews
Chloe is being introduced to Beca's movie loving best friend but maybe movies weren't the best ice breaker. Bechloe Cannon AU One-shot
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse - Complete
Arendelle's Special Blend by kindagirly reviews
Written by princessbubblegumlover "Fic based on coffee shop AU, not incest" Anna plays regularly at the Arendelle Cafe, one day she receives a lovely note from a secret admirer Snowflake.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Olaf
we'll go down in history by wowreamy
a collection of little lauraxcarmilla things i write when i have ideas. literally every genre will be covered at some point.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,333 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Carmilla, Laura
You're the Pulse that I've Always Needed by awriterofthings reviews
Beca gets assigned a project with the most popular girl in school, Chloe Beale, and is dreading it until she learns that there is more to the redhead than she had originally thought. Oh, and not to mention her parents are deadbeats so she's being raised by her foul-mouthed half-sister, Alex, who keeps pushing her to be successful in life. (PP/OITNB)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,730 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.]
Love and Snow by Broken Tourniquet
(hopeful) 5 part series about what "normal" life might be like for the team. Everyone gets a happy ending right? eventual LaFerry, and possible Danny x OC. Special guests included whom are a famous Archaeologist and her Camera Wielding girlfriend. set two or so years after the web series. Major fluff. You've been warned.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,223 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Carmilla, Laura] [LaFontaine, Perry]
Relationship Status by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe and Beca are friends with benefits but Aubrey gives Chloe advice on how to change that.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Warmth by androidilenya reviews
The heat goes out in the dorms. Cuddling and bedsharing ensue.
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Carmilla, Laura] - Complete
Rules Are Made For Breaking by DaMajikBanana reviews
From work to home, Elsa's life is run by rules that cause her a great deal of stress. After meeting Anna, she realizes that some rules are meant to be broken.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Elsa, Anna]
To Leave it all Behind by Biggiewoods reviews
Beca had to leave her perfect life all because her mother had remarried. She had it all. She was on a State Champion Softball Team, had a weekly show on her high school's radio station, and most importantly a future internship at a record label. She thought her junior year would be a bust until a bubbly redhead she will meet would make it all worth it. Rating now M bitches!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,918 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Sleep Now by evxdevo reviews
Carmilla continuously steals Laura's yellow pillow.
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
What Are You Afraid Of? by Knope.We.Can reviews
After a three-week sabbatical, Beca has finally returned to her job as a paramedic, but is she really ready to go back to work? Her first patient of the day is a gorgeous redhead named Chloe. Has she finally found someone to confide in? Multi-chapter Bechloe AU. Rated T for language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,555 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse - Complete
Impromptu Date by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe is out with friends at a restaurant when she sees Beca there waiting for a date who never shows up. (Got the idea from an otp prompt I saw on tumblr).
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
To Spend Eternity with You by Montivagancy reviews
It started with a question.
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Carmilla, Laura] - Complete
Olympic Dreams by cnr526 reviews
The American ice dancing teams of Beca Mitchell/Jesse Swanson and Chloe Beale/Tom Lawrence are competing against each other in the 2014 Sochi Olympics. Their rivalry is publicly fierce and exciting but privately made complicated by the fact that Beca and Chloe are secretly dating. Can the romance survive the fight to the Olympic Podium? Which team will go home with the gold medal?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse
I'm Not Into You by EverydayGleek reviews
What's the real reason behind Laura's constant complaining regarding Carmilla? Carmilla decides to find out.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
You're Here by EverydayGleek reviews
Laura is in the middle of her last webcast when she is interrupted by an unexpected guest.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Blind Date by numberf1ve reviews
Anna sets Elsa up on yet another blind date. But, who knows, maybe she'll like this one...
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Arendelle Airlines by Banana-viking reviews
High school AU (Elsanna, not sisters). Being the daughter of a pilot of Arendelle Airlines has its downsides. Elsa is once again relocated, this time to finish her senior year on a new continent. However, this is where she meets Anna, the unobtainable redhead who slowly gets a tight grip around Elsa's heart. M-rated for language, adult contents and violence in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,796 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Sven - Complete
Not Just a One-Night Stand by awriterofthings reviews
Beca and Chloe sleep together but don't get a chance to speak the next morning.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The New Vampire by theduckninja reviews
Carmilla feels like a monster.
Carmilla - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
The Three Minute Pretend Girlfriend by kinqslanding reviews
Chloe runs into her ex and a particular brunette rescues her from the situation.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Do they, Sonny? Do they really? by signed anonymous reviews
Sonny and Chad are known for their love/hate relationship even though both sides will claim there's only hate. However, what happens when that relationship is noticed and becomes the reason why Sonny might be Chad's new co-star?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,101 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Hindsight is 20-20 by EdrickSnowhuh reviews
Sendrick one shot. Post Pitch-Perfect 1. T for language :P Brittany can never say no to the pint sized brunette, maybe with better consequences than she'd imagined..
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Thankful by kendrickyoulittleshit reviews
A Bellas Thanksgiving one shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Of course I was doing it for you by Rivrom18 reviews
Set in-between and after episode 32. Some Carmilla/Laura & Hollstein romance/angst. This is what happens when I can't wait until Thursday. UPDATE: decided to make it a two-shot because episode 33 needs to be different!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Complete
Selfie Situation by delusionofcontrol reviews
Awkward first meeting AU: "I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you're really attractive."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Strange Meetings by actuallaurahollis reviews
AU. 'It takes you a while however to realise that your ex is flirting with you. Oh no. You are not getting into that again. Never. But then suddenly something warm is wrapping around your stomach. "Baby where have you been? I've been looking all over for you. Oh, who is this? Hey, I'm Carmilla, girlfriend of this sweetheart"' Carmilla/Laura
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Complete
Unexpected by Aurorazilla reviews
Based off of a text suggestion thingy. Carmilla went off to fight the Dean on her own, but Laura coaxes her into coming back. Fluff? Probably fluff. Yeah I'm gonna say this is fluff. Hollstein.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Complete
Missing Scene, Pitch Perfect 2 by QQSuited reviews
A "missing scene" from the upcoming (way in the future) Blu-Ray/DVD release of Pitch Perfect 2. This missing or deleted scene features Jesse surprising Beca for breakfast. Except she surprises him right back. Big Time. BECHLOE (includes new Bella's Flo and Emily) Just a Tumblr post that became more once the new PP2 preview hit the Internet and reignited everything Bechloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse - Complete
Is This Happening? by thatmitchsentho reviews
Chloe had Beca whipped. Like, beyond whipped. She would do things for that girl that she would never consider for another human. All it took was those wide blue eyes and that bottom lip to jut out just slightly, and she was a goner. It was almost pathetic. Case in point: Beca Mitchell was at a frat party. (Swearing and sexytimes.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse, Luke - Complete
The Game by Recall the Love reviews
Prompt: Bellas' house, trying to stay quiet. Things get weird.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
New Tradition by Stephanie68 reviews
Laura walks in on Carmilla changing. Carmilla is looking to change things up. Carmilla/Laura
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Complete
Now or Never by FelisVulpes reviews
Carmilla and Laura finally admit their true feelings for one another. Carmilla x Laura
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2014
Black Lace by Brittanaismyotp reviews
Carmilla surprises Laura.
Carmilla - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Carmilla, Laura
Tender by momoxtoshiro reviews
"Of course I'm doing it for you." And she was. Everything was for Laura. Everything. [Alt. ending to episode 31].
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Until the next update by Luthiem Vardamir
Laura's first therm at Silas is finally over, but she finds herself felling sad about saying goodbye to all her friends, but mostly to her roomate.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2014
Little Spoon by Stephanie68 reviews
Set after episode 28. Carmilla and Laura share the same bed while Perry takes over Laura's bed. Carmilla/Laura
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Complete
A Little Thank You by Seductioneyes
Laura bought a thank you present for Carmilla.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2014
Seeing Past My Walls by BridgeToReality reviews
It's funny how things can change when you least expect it. One minute you feel like it'll always be there, but the next second, it's all just...gone. Beca realized that. And it's the reason she created her walls in the first place. Events that will unravel in Beca's college experience will lead her to asking herself this one simple question: Is it time to let those walls down?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
this fire in your heart by Floodtail- AKA Floody reviews
you give me those new feelings and they burn, yeah, they do; laura/carmilla;
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
when it's dark by KelseyO reviews
"Laura," she whispers once, then a second time, but Laura just burrows deeper into the pillow. "Please," Laura mumbles, the syllable desperate and pleading, "I'm sorry…" (Even entirely normal nightmares can suck. Post-28. Title from "Last Hope" by Paramore. Originally posted on AO3.)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Complete
The Stealing of the Yellow Pillow Incident by EchoGalen reviews
It's the seventh time Carmilla has stolen her yellow pillow and it's just about time Laura gave her a piece of her mind!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2014
Like Fuel To The Flame by ImComingHome reviews
Laura/Carmilla Laura cannot deny the chemistry between herself and her vampire roommate. Not with a face like that.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2014
The cookies gave her away by heavenlyHellsAngel
The mysterious cookie disappearance. Carmilla (web show) Laura Hollis / Carmilla Karnstein
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2014
A kiss goodnight by heavenlyHellsAngel
Laura Hollis / Carmilla Karnstein. Set after the waltz. Post episode 28
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2014
Elevator Trouble by YouJustGotPitchSlapped reviews
It's just another normal day, where Beca rides up the elevator to her apartment. This time, however, the elevator breaks down, leaving a claustrophobic red head clinging onto her shirt for dear life. Bechloe AU
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
When The Songs Collide by csilli reviews
With a little more information and plot than the movie provides, here is another Bechloe story! Jesse as best friend Chloe as love interest. The rating is T but may change to M later. I'm bad at summaries, but if I were you, I'd give it a try...
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Peppermint by R.F. Leed reviews
Anna calls up Kristoff to ramble about a conversation she had with Elsa, while he tries to convince her that Elsa likes her, too. BrOTP Kristanna with implied Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
The Little Things by Misiu reviews
Anna wonders how she got so amazingly lucky for Elsa to love her just as much as she loved her. So one night, lying in bed, she decided to ask. "Why?" -"Why what, love?" -"Why me? Why do you love me so much?"- "Oh Anna…." Anna listened to the blonde laugh before she continued…. Modern day AU not related/ no beta on this one
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Come Get It Bae by iamrotting reviews
So, three girls are stuck in the elevator. Elsa and Idun have no idea what will be happening inside the tight space with Anna after she finds out their... secrets. G!P Elsa (18 years old) G!P Idun (18 years old) popular kid! Anna (17 years old) smut one-shot, also, threesome. Don't read it if it freaks you out.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Queen - Complete
Where I Go, When I Go There by SweetandUnknown reviews
Carmilla Series - "You are blooming in her light, in a way you thought was only possible in a lifetime you already let pass."—or 3 times Carmilla falls (even more) for Laura—Carmilla, Hollstein, episode 28 & current headcanon.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
A Little Help? by PotatoMonkey
Carmilla is tied to the chair in her and Laura's room, she has a little problem and needs A Little Help.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
I'm Allergic To Your Flowers by kinqslanding reviews
Based on the AU prompt: "I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you've gotten a new flower I'm allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is"
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
I Could've Danced All Night by quincheltana reviews
Carmilla and Laura talk and dance and such. Also Carmilla has a surprise. Somewhat pointless kind of fluffy story.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Four Times Carmilla Stole Laura's Pillow (And The One Time She Didn't) by kinqslanding reviews
Hollstein: Carmilla keeps taking Laura's pillow and the short girl couldn't bring herself to care as much, until Carmilla steals something else. [Carmilla Webseries oneshot]
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2014
The Phone Call by Stephanie68 reviews
Laura leaves her phone in her room. When it won't stop ringing Carmilla picks it up. Carmilla/Laura
Carmilla - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Free Hugs by kinqslanding reviews
"Hey uh do you think you could hug me forty nine more times?" Okay, so Beca really wanted to pass that class, or she really wanted to feel the girl's arms around her again, sue her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Ear Monstrosities and the Perky Red Head by BellaTheZombieLover reviews
Basically, Pitch Perfect... Just Bechloe and some slight changes. Like a animal lover Beca! WHAT? I'm no good at summaries so just read the first chapter and let's see where it goes from there?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.]
Cat Nap by Lie-Begotten Truths reviews
Laura wakes up one morning to find a visitor in her bed. Carmilla wakes up from a nap she never meant to take.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
One less lonely girl by aidan bale reviews
Anna starts wanting girl time after working with guys all day at a beverage distributor. During one of her girls night out her best friend Rapunzel brings along her co-worker, Elsa. A beautiful girl who immediately catches the attention of Anna. (Non-incest) [ Modern AU ] {Anna's POV}
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans
Work It Out by Beast of Burton reviews
Companion piece to (You're The) Devil in Disguise. By the time Beca managed to make it home, she considered her status as 'homicide free' a testament to her inhuman restraint. Beca/Chloe. Rated for explicit themes and a little language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Halloween Surprises! by whackabee1 reviews
Fun one shot about Halloween in Arendelle and how the royal sisters behave! Elsanna smut with little plot, just some fun for the holiday!
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Anna, Elsa
How Aubrey Got Arrested by MobBob reviews
The Bellas host a haunted house. Things go as well as you'd expect.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Lilly - Complete
Magic Hands by elsannonymous reviews
Elsa's had a really, really rough day. Luckily Anna has magic hands to help all her stress go away.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
The Bracelet by Stephanie68 reviews
Set in episode 23. Laura asks some questions about the vampire repelling bracelet Carmilla told her to wear. Carmilla/Lauren
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2014
Now Is Not The Time by thecowofwisdom reviews
This just would not leave me alone and it's almost 2 am and I have to be up but it just had to be done. I just had a fire alarm not two hours ago. It seemed like the perfect setting. Yes. Yes it was I in the bath mat. Never Again. Anyway. Laura/Carmilla. Enjoy.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Complete
Beca's Secret by Rayne Shepard reviews
Imagine Person A is secretly good at drawing, and sketches Person B without the latter knowing. It's up to you whether Person B will find out. Bechloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B., Aubrey P. - Complete
Even In Another Time by SweetandUnknown reviews
CARMILLA (The Web Series)-"It's been a year, and you know that's a few seconds relative to Carmilla's lifetime, so you're not sure how to go about honoring one year together. You know how obvious this gift might seem—it's so immature and cliché—but you wanted to get her something thoughtful, something that could last throughout her lifetimes." – one-shot, Hollstein, Laura's POV
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Complete
Drunk In Love by bechloehuh reviews
It's one of those nights when they're kissing messily before they even make it through the front door. Hands spilling and caressing everywhere, too frantic and way too fast. They seem to stumble through the kitchen expertly, obviously knowing that they've done this so many times before. Beca loves these nights.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,653 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Jesse] - Complete
Holiday Spirit by 1130 reviews
Laura realizes that Carmilla would be all alone on Christmas break so she thinks of the perfect present to give her.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014
There's Nothing to Lose and There's Nothing to Prove by ClockworkAngel98
When Laura find out it's Carmilla's birthday she can't help but want to celebrate. (my take on the dance scene from the series trailer) Mostly fluff.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014
Morning Tryst by EpiqueNovel reviews
A little ElsAnna morning prelude. One-Shot. PWP. Don't like, don't read. SMUT! You have been warned.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
No Electricity by areaderofmanythings reviews
Squeal to Caught: Beca and Chloe moved in together and their first week in their house a snowstorm hits, leaving them with no electricity. What will they do for the night? Make out? Probably. Play games? What better time to play hide and go seek and drinking games. They can't forget to do lots of cuddling. Plus one serious talk about the future. (Shameless Bechloe fluff)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,136 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Yellow Pillow by Not-Your-Hero
Three times Carmilla took Laura's pillow and the one time she realized why.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2014
Fall Fever by KingdomKey1121 reviews
A Halloween-themed Elsanna ficlet.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Improving Grades by RedFrozenQueen reviews
Elsa, excellent but shy student has few flaw. The most discouraging of them all? Her Math's teacher Anna Arendelle. When Miss Arendelle request a private meeting with her about a failed test, things start to get…interesting. Contains: g!pAnna, Dom!Anna, Sub!Elsa, noncon. More warnings inside.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Your Plus One by writersjoint reviews
Beca and Chloe had always been close, inseparable even. Until one day. Now Beca knows Chloe doesn't love her. And she never will. Beca's just happy to be Chloe's occasional plus one.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,100 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Are You In Love Yet? by AnonElsa
No one knows what your relationships will with people you just meet, although every once in a while you find a miracle, some one you tell everything to without thinking twice about it. Elsa and Anna are each others miracles. {Rated T for language}
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Kristoff B.
Three Wishes by kinqslanding reviews
"Can I make my last wish now?" Beca's voice bubbled with emotion as Chloe stood up, less straight than usual. She nodded and Beca stood up as well, facing the redhead. Taking a deep breath, Beca spoke. "I want you."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Beca Is A Pineapple by Sweedledome reviews
"Aubrey stared at her enthusiastic room mate who had just barged into their shared living room and announced that Beca was not actually human, but rather a yellow looking piece of fruit." Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] Aubrey P.
Dinner Date by WolfsbaneWinter reviews
A dinner date with Anna turned out to be a lot more then Elsa expected, but everything she could have ever wanted. M for smut.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
(You're The) Devil in Disguise by Beast of Burton reviews
Chloe was almost positive that she was going to be the sexually adventurous one in this relationship. Beca/Chloe. Rated for language and suggestive themes.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] - Complete
3055 by Chiefington8 reviews
After unwillingly ending up at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Anna McKay is quickly discovering that life is no longer going to be fair, but it may just be worth it. An Elsanna Hogwarts AU. Non-Incest.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Kai
While You Were Sleeping by elsannonymous reviews
Elsa's tackles the problem of relieving her sexual frustration with her sleeping sister.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
Three Seasons by n1nastill reviews
Elsa Vinter gets the shock of her life when she discovers something unusual about her teachers, however shock leads to lust. g!p Anna x g!p Rapunzel x Elsa (one shot)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Falling In Love With Chloe Beale by kinqslanding reviews
Chloe was like a breath of fresh air, she was like a bright pink flower amidst fields of boring plain grass, the brightest star among all the other softly glowing ones.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Wanting to Know You by Cooksiez reviews
So wrote this as a response to a prompt on tumblr. Here's said prompt. hmm how about an elsanna meeting online? And they end up being each other's crushes? (non-incest?)
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Just Go With It by AnnaKendrick47 reviews
Beca Mitchell, DJ, music producer and, yes, womanizer, lies about being married to get girls. Until one girl comes and changes this. Now, Beca asks her friend Chloe Beale to be her fake wife. How hard can it be? Story originally by bechloehuh.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Crash by StillEvolving reviews
Anna had totally wrecked their outing together, and yet as she sat there, staring at Elsa with wanton endearment, she found herself thinking... "Best. Date. Ever." [non-related Elsanna AU; one-shot continuation of "Through Windows"]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Comfort by momoxtoshiro reviews
"I told you, there's nothing you can do about it. Just shut up… It's none of your business…" "Um, actually you're my roommate now, so like it or not, it is my business!" Laura protested, raising her voice to a level Carmilla had never heard from her before. It was a little startling, but she could discern that the high pitch was due to the girl's concern. Concern for her.
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
Miss Walking, Talking Fashion Disaster by SomethingIntheNothing reviews
Straight girl Anna accidentally finds herself in a lesbian cafe called the "Clam", and meets a strange girl with an affection for mismatched clothing, a seductive personality, and an ego larger than her head claiming she could be "the One." Warning: Very temporary verbal abuse, future smut. Elsanna, ElsaAnna (Not Incest)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Hans
Quiet by momoxtoshiro reviews
"Are you… trying to lure me in so you can bite me again?" The dark-haired girl hissed in frustration. "You know what? Forget it. Don't touch me." She turned over, back onto her side, facing the wall, one last mutter slipping past her fangs. "I thought you actually cared…"
Carmilla - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Carmilla, Laura - Complete
How To Break Up: A Guide By Chloe Beale And Beca Mitchell by Sweedledome reviews
Honestly? It's the worst guide ever. Bechloe one shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Charmilla - A Carmilla Fanfiction by DekkaDemon reviews
A one-shot fanfiction about the dancing embrace that you see a glimpse of in the Carmilla series trailer. I hope you enjoy, creampuffs!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Complete
The Sincerest Form of Flattery by Goddess of Swords reviews
Carmilla catches Laura trying on her leather pants. Carmilla/Laura
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Complete
Lessons In Futility by Goddess of Swords reviews
Carmilla tries her best to distract herself from Laura. Her best is not very good. Laura/Carmilla
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Complete
Whales Do Not Constitute Fire by thecowofwisdom
Laura's had a bad day and comes back to an emergency. Written once again in haste but I just couldn't resist. Laura/Carmilla.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Complete
Protecting Laura by Perita-BrightEyes reviews
"Maybe I miscalculated…" She whispers, her fingers trailing through the hair resting on your shoulder as she bites her lip. Your brain is taking a while to process that Laura kissed you, that she actually kissed you and you didn't kiss her back. Why didn't you kiss her back? This is a CarmillaxLaura smut fic posted for the #carmillapocalypse
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
Titanium by JZ65 reviews
Beca became titanium. With a painful past, all the DJ wanted was to be bullet proof... and she was, until a redhead walked into her life, more accurately, her shower. Now trying to understand their very close friendship, which both want to be much more than friends, can Beca let down her guard? Can Chloe bandage the rusty heart of the snarky DJ? Welcome to Barden. Also Jesse/Aubrey
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Somnolence by thecowofwisdom reviews
Laura's ill and Carmilla turns into a reluctant ball of fluff. Written in haste.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
Pillow Talk by Goddess of Swords reviews
Carmilla discovers that Laura wasn't as innocent as she had thought. Laura/Carmilla
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
Stuck With You by KurestinJoie reviews
Prompt from imagineyourotp.. Stacie and Aubrey stuck in an elevator after a misunderstanding. Established Staubrey and Bechloe. Futurish AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Aubrey P., Stacie] Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Crosswords by xbechloex reviews
Yep, that's it. Crosswords are impossible. They were just created to make everyone's life a living hell.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Old-Fashioned Mentalities by Goddess of Swords reviews
Carmilla takes Laura out on a date, but is incredibly nervous. Laura is charmed. Carmilla/Laura
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Complete
Love is A Soccer Field by DeanneYunFarron reviews
Another college AU Elsanna fic, where Anna is a high school soccer star beginning her freshman year and Elsa is the junior co-captain of one of the best soccer teams in the country. Features other Disney characters and the typical drama and fun times of being a college kid.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,856 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Kristoff B., Olaf
Cow and Cat by Melanocortin1 reviews
Chloe's really into yoga and Beca might be too.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
you see that skin by KelseyO
Laura's been sitting on Carmilla's bed staring thoughtfully into space since she told her the truth about Mama fifty-seven seconds ago, and despite her exhaustion due both to this week's less-than-ideal diet and today's surprisingly draining revelations, she still manages to arch an eyebrow. "Do you need a glass of water?" (Post-20 ficlet. OT3. Originally posted on AO3.)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
Walls Cave In by kendricked reviews
Bechloe high school AU. Popular senior Chloe Beale lends a helping hand to Beca Mitchell one day after school, and the two soon discover they have more in common than originally realized.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Capital Crimes by Goddess of Swords reviews
When another vampire encroaches on her territory, Carmilla is forced to channel someone she hasn't been in a very long time. Carmilla/Laura
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Complete
Harry Potters by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Chloe thought she would be unique at the Halloween party this year but someone else had the same costume idea.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Caught by areaderofmanythings reviews
After graduating Beca moves to New York City to be closer to Chloe, who moved there the year before. Not long after they start dating, now it's seven months later and their relationship is going strong. Everyone knows, everyone except for Aubrey which is news to Beca. What Chloe started as a game ends up backfiring when Aubrey shows up one weekend unannounced. (Post-Barden Bechloe)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Heated Gems by startswithgoodbye9412 reviews
What happens when there is a tiny gem around your neck that tells you when you have found your soul mate? Will Chloe ever find who she is supposed to spend forever with or is she just an unlucky one? Will Beca be the one?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Between the Sheets by FeistyFrozenChick13 reviews
Sexy Alcoholic Beverage names plus a Sexy Former Roommate minus Drunken Cousin equals a memorable night for the Awkward. Ooo, I like that equation! Modern AU. College. Non-Incest. One-shot.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
She Sings The Supremes by Normal-is-Overratedx reviews
"I love that you sing The Supremes in your living room while you clean."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Another Time, Another Life by PiOfEternity reviews
Elsa has moved once again to another city. She has no idea what it's like to have a friend and doesn't really care until she meets a certain redhead at school and again at the pool. She's too shy to talk face to face at school, but with a little anonymity boosting her courage the pool might be a different story.. [Modern AU] [Elsanna]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,703 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
I want to ruin our Friendship by AnonElsa reviews
Oneshot AU Where Elsa and Anna have been friends through everything. Elsa finally makes a move when Anna becomes available after a break up. {M rated for strong sexual suggestions and situations.}
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Laura the not Quite Vampire Slayer by Kovu0101
"Cordelia Chase wasn't nearly as unreasonable as you are." Laura felt dizzy from how quickly she whipped at the sound of Carmilla's voice. Nine days! Nine days of not hearing Carmillas annoyingly attractive voice and when she finally does, she doesn't make sense! Carmilla/Laura
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Complete
Mile High by MakesGoodChoices reviews
Chloe gets jealous. Beca hates flying. Chloe figures out a way to calm Beca down. Maybe flying isn't as bad as Beca thought. Fluffy and smutty Bechloe. One-shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Resting, Sleeping, Give Me My Fcking Pillow by Black3Hunter
She crept over to the side of Carmilla's bed. Very slowly she began tugging on the corner of the pillow. The mutinous pillow didn't seem to want to budge. Under the circumstances, *cough*under Carmilla*cough*, Laura probably wouldn't want to move either. That's not something she would admit to though.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Complete
Sneaky Spirits by PerfectCosima
Carmilla x Laura (Requested by carmillasfangs and belladonnarose.) Prompt: Ouija board thinks we should fuck.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Complete
For That Reason by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe and Beca share a hotel room.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Angel In Blue Jeans by Irish American 67 reviews
A quick Bechloe oneshot based on Train's "Angel In Blue Jeans".
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Luke - Complete
The Times Where Chloe Thought Beca Was Adorable by Melanocortin1 reviews
Beca may be a badass, but Chloe doesn't always think so.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Hospital Escapades by endingsarepredictable reviews
"Last menstrual cycle?" Beca makes a harsh choking noise at the question. "Are you joking, what the fuck does this have to do with my arm?" "In progress." The Bella's co-captain had the biggest grin across her face as she scribbled something down on the paperwork. It was going to be a long night.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Percy Jackson and the Quest to Save the gods by surfgirl reviews
Set after Titan's Curse. Percy will definitely need help from his friends and family as he takes on the quest to save the gods. PERCABETH! rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G.
A Pirate's Heart by CeceAsh reviews
Chloe is just a simple country girl that wants more out of life than being forced into arranged marriage and becoming a boring housewife. However, her world is turned upside down when she finds herself aboard one of the most notorious pirates ships to sail the seven seas. G!P Beca.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,645 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
I'll Come To Your Rescue And You Can Rescue Me by Sweedledome reviews
Beca likes the bar she and her friends regularly hang out in. Nice atmosphere, cheap drinks...oh, and there's that red headed waitress. Yeah. That might have something to do with it. AU Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,190 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse, Benji
Secret Affections by Ragnellx reviews
Chloe didn't know why she felt so drawn to the brunette, and Beca felt the same about the red head. Over the course of the school year, they get closer and closer. What will become of their relationship when one of them finally realizes their true feelings and exposes them to the other woman? *I do not own anything Pitch Perfect related *Bechloe *Sendrick
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse
Selfies by Werevamp666 reviews
(modern AU/Not sisters) While Elsa goes shopping Anna stumbles upon something she shouldn't have (also something funny was happening so I had to re upload this)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Step Aside by merlotblanc1 reviews
Beca's parents divorced when she was 10 years old. Her father eventually, 8 years later, met the woman of his dreams and they soon got engaged. Beca did not mind, since she never saw her father anyway and stayed with her mother, but now that she goes to Barden, it is a problem. Why? Her soon-to-be stepsister, Chloe, goes to Barden too, and they hate each other... BECHLOE
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,388 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse
She's Too Good for Me by dim-as-an-ember reviews
punk!Elsa is struggling in school and needs a little help from a classmate. Of course the tutoring turns into a little more than just schoolwork
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,910 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans
Nothing Broken by Slambage reviews
Aubrey and Chloe open a club called 'Bellas' and Aubrey is less than impressed with the bunch of misfits they end up employing - least of all the rude but surprisingly talented DJ who Chloe insists will be perfect.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,722 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Ask Her Out by areaderofmanythings reviews
Beca and Chloe always sneak off during parties to make out and tonight is no exception. They think no one notices but Stacie and the rest do and they have a bet going. Tonight Stacie has had enough of them dancing around each other and convinces Beca to ask Chloe on a date. However, Beca thinks Chloe never remembers. Tonight she finds out otherwise, thanks to Stacie's insistence.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Stacie - Complete
It's 2 am by twinamb reviews
Beca's neighbor is throwing a karaoke party while Beca's trying to make a mix. She goes over to ask them to turn down the volume, but instead she's dragged into the party.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Let Me Know You by Knope.We.Can reviews
Beca works at her dad's bar, and is perfectly content with being her usual closed off self. That is until her dad hires a new barmaid, the beautiful redhead Chloe. Meanwhile, Chloe has her own problems to deal with, and having a grumpy short-ass for a manager doesn't help. No matter how hot that short-ass may be. Multi-chapter BeChloe. AU. Based off a prompt from storiesaddiction.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,952 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Moirai by Amiphobic reviews
Doesn't matter which universe you place them in, Fate brings Chloe and Beca together each and every time. I'll prove it to you.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,323 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Chloe B., Beca M.]
To the Beat of My Heart by RunFarAwayWithMe reviews
Beca's heart lies in her drum kit, definitely not at Barden University. Already in a band with some of the Bella members she enters the new school year full of pessimism, but things seem brighter once Chloe arrives on the scene. However, a horrible accident puts the two things she really loves at risk: Chloe, and drumming.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
You are my happy ending by paper-figures reviews
Chloe is an artist who wants to meet the new DJ at her club and ends up making some friends, this is the tale of Beca and Chloe falling in love but theres a romantic twist in the final chapter. Inspired by Pitch perfect movie, I do not own these characters but the story is mine.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,088 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Nothing More by Melanocortin1 reviews
Beca always thinks she'd never want anything more, but life just keeps on giving.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Let's Do it Again by TheSyndra reviews
Anna's crush on her roommate is only deepened when she finds out her little secret. [ElsAnna, Smut, g!p Elsa, mAU, Oneshot].
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Just Friends by leshipper reviews
'"This is ridiculous. We really shouldn't talk about it." Fat Amy tries to reason with them yet again. "Dude, they were fucking each other with their eyes." Beca looks at her pointedly."It's really cute, though." Chloe adds.' Staubrey. Bechloe. Rated T to be safe. Disclaimer is on profile.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Aubrey P., Stacie] [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Trouble With Dreaming Is, You Still Have To Wake Up by ilovegreen007 reviews
Chloe Beale has become an all too constant distraction, popping up in Beca's vivid dreams as of late -the problem is that It's been over 5 years since Beca last saw her. But with Fat Amy's Wedding coming up, along with the inevitability of them seeing each other again she wonders what she's been up to this entire time and why they lost touch in the first place.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B., Aubrey P.
I Know You in My Soul by RavenclawGenius reviews
Bechloe: The love was there; it was the timing that hindered them. But sometimes- Sometimes, they got it right. And they always find each other again, anyway.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Secret Quoting by IncompleteWithoutLife reviews
Chloe was shocked to find the short DJ at her doorstep. She left for L.A months ago. So what was she supposed to make of the brunette standing in only her pajamas quoting movies. None the less at 3:00am... Just a small one shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Next contestant by KissKendrick reviews
Chloe works as a bartender and is unaware that she has a personal body guard. Beca stays hidden, but is sure to put any sleazy drunk in their place if they cross any lines. Based off the Song -Next Contestant- by Nickleback If you haven't heard the song, I recommend listening to it first! thanks guys!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Solid Plan by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe decides stealing Beca's headphones to keep her from leaving to go to L.A. is a good idea.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Four Minutes by Sweedledome reviews
1983. The Cold War has had the country gripped in fear for years now. The government can only detect the launch of a nuclear missile from four minutes away. You only get four minutes before they hit. Beca needs to figure out what she's doing with hers. AU. One shot. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Seeing As It's You by Hopeless Romantic 96 reviews
Beca has an ear infection and is forced to go to the doctors so she can carry on mixing for a radio station. What she doesn't know is that she has a new doctor... A new Dr. Chloe Beale... After a drunken night their working relationship takes a huge leap into something unexpected. AU of Pitch Perfect's Beca Mitchell and Chloe Beale. BeChloe :) M Rated, you have been warned ;)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse
Welcome to the island of Misfit Toys by hitandrunn reviews
High School AU. Beca and her friends are trying to get Senior year over with. The year recently started and its already a pain in the ass. Becas confused with her feelings about Chloe. A waitress at iHop isn't making it any easier.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Complete
She's What Makes Me Tick by Nerdsquad45 reviews
When Beca meets Chloe sparks fly and Chloe becomes what makes Beca tick. This is an AU fic where Beca has yet to go to Barden and meets Chloe who is a current student.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Popsicle by FanOfAction reviews
Elsa g!p. Anna wants to get into Elsa's pants. If only Elsa would let her. So Anna devises a plan to turn Elsa into melted butter in her hands. Elsa was going to be hers! Modern AU. Warning: g!p Elsa, Explicit, mature content, smut, sex, Elsanna. Not icest. This fic focuses on the intimate parts of Elsa and Anna's relationship.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,038 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Give into Me by aca-anonymous reviews
Ever since Beca lost her mother, she shut up her emotions in jar and stowed them away. After her father forces her to go to college, she meets Chloe Beale who is the exact opposite of what she is. She's the type of person Beca had avoided or hated her entire life. As the story unfolds, will Beca snub her rising emotions for Chloe? Or will she give into her? Main Pairing: [Bechloe]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,526 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Jesse]
Capturing Moments by awriterofthings reviews
Beca confronts Chloe, who has been taking her picture from afar, and it leads to something interesting.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Chloe's Obsession by areaderofmanythings reviews
After four years Beca finally decides to propose to Chloe and she does it at a baseball game. Chloe has always had a crazy obsession with baseball and Beca can't understand it, but loves her anyway. Will Beca be able to pull of the her proposal in a way so the redhead will never look at a game the same way again?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Unexpected Meeting by kjennyperry reviews
"Kiss me... I don't want Tom, I'm falling for you more everyday." Beca and Chloe have liked each other for years but never interacted since the ninth grade. When Chloe unexpectedly runs into Beca, she decides she wants Beca in her life, no matter what.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,687 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Stacie
The Time Aubrey Decided to Make Earplugs a Thing by awriterofthings reviews
Aubrey's tired of hearing Chloe and Beca partake in extracurricular activities in the apartment.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Anyone Call For A Pizza? by TheONEwhoWritesStuff reviews
They say first impressions count and will have a long-lasting affect on the person you meet for the first time. The first time I met Elsa? I threw a whole box of pizza at her face.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans
Make Her Smile by TheSyndra reviews
Anna's crush on her step-sister is really becoming a problem. It's quite unfortunate and it won't go away. [mAU, Smut, g!p Anna, ElsAnna, Twoshot].
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Lost In Stereo by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Chloe loves the DJ that plays at the school's radio station and the nearby club, but the small brunette refuses to let anyone know her. [Songfic based off All Time Low's Lost In Stereo]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed Then Try, Try Again by Sweedledome reviews
Beca is determined she can get Chloe to do that again. Bechloe one-shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Sarcasm and Lovableness by Of Life and Lies reviews
In the spirt of everyone and there mother doing the ALS challenge. I thought I would take themisschloe on tumblr, up on her offer of someone writing a Bechloe fix based on that challenge. So here you go, a very short drabble and a very wet Beca.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
A Romantic Gesture by 50 Shades of Pitch Perfect reviews
Beca and Chloe have been dating awhile. The redhead gets to see the sweet side to her little alt-girlfriend. A one-shot. Wish to thank waatp for Beta'ing this story. Read and Review :) Disclaimer: Don't own Pitch Perfect or the characters portrayed in this story.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
If Music Be The Food Of Love by Sweedledome reviews
Bechloe in many different ways across many different universes because, let's face it, they're always going to end up together aren't they? (Series of one shots)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,546 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Jesse - Complete
A Bandit's Greatest Treasure by hurriCADE reviews
Chloe is the princess of Barden, discontent with her dull and lonely life under her father's watchful eye. Beca is part of a well-known group of bandits, the Bellas, that steal from the rich and give to the poor. But of all the things she thought of taking, she never planned on capturing the princess' heart. AU Bechloe fic.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Sometimes Hangovers Are Worth It by Sweedledome reviews
Chloe still wasn't sure what happened the night before...but the greeting she received the next morning was definitely worth it... Short little musings of a Bechloe nature.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Till Kingdom Come by Of Life and Lies reviews
Beca was never the girl who wanted to stand out, and never the girl who tried. But when her dad tells her they are moving across the ocean to London because of his job, Beca's "stay out of the limelight" attitude will become increasingly harder. Especially when she enters a music fair that brings her talents out in front of the public eye. (BeChloe endgame)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Jesse]
Swimming Lessons by writersjoint reviews
Chloe thinks signing her and Beca's two year old son up for swimming lessons is a good idea. While Beca isn't so fond of it.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Permanent by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe decides to get a tattoo.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Sweet Delights by BardenIsabella reviews
Beca and Stacie own a confectionery in the bay area redwoods, and they love their quiet life in the hills. What happens when Aubrey and Chloe, recent Juliard graduates open an Arts Academy just down the street? Bechloe and Staubrey au. T for now, but will be M in later chapters.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Stacie, Chloe B.
Hurt by Knope.We.Can reviews
On a night out with Aubrey, Chloe is shocked to discover that the musician they're watching perform is her best friend from high school, Beca Mitchell. While Chloe is desperate to reunite with the one that got away, Beca has her own demons to battle. Bechloe multi-chapter fic. Rated M for themes. Trigger warning. AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,869 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse - Complete
Coffee Shop Soundtrack by hurriCADE reviews
Beca seems to be having cell phone troubles. Good thing the bubbly redheaded barista is cute. - Just another pointless and totally cliché coffee shop AU. Fluffy bechloe oneshot. PWP?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Phone Moan Game by JMPMWrittens reviews
Chloe and Beca decide to play "The Phone Moan Game". Rules are broken and desire takes over from logic.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
The Coffee Shop by Lobtatoes reviews
An AU where Chloe goes to a tiny coffee shop everyday just to watch Beca. One day Chloe decides to actually talk to her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
I Don't Dance by second job reviews
Chloe wants to dance with Beca but Beca doesn't dance. One shot based off of the song by Lee Brice.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
One by 1906
OS - Inspired by the Multi-Chapter fanfiction Belong written by MakeGoodChoices. It's been five years since Beca left Chloe to go to L.A, five years and they're about to meet at a Bella reunion set up by Aubrey. What they're gonna do, what they're gonna say? (Also the title is for the song by Ed Sheeran) (also very sorry for the mistakes)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
I Love You When I'm Supposed to Hate You by IrynSue reviews
Fate brought Chloe Beale and Beca Mitchell together. Things started smoothly, until one day, they found out that their fathers were huge enemies. Not wanting to let their family down, Beca and Chloe did a lot of things to make them hate each other but failed miserably. Will they have to choose between their family and the love of their life? Bechloe/Staubrey. (Rated M after chp15)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,531 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie]
Beca and the Twins by awriterofthings reviews
Deciding to give Chloe a break, Beca spends the day watching their twin children.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] - Complete
Reunited? by accioyana reviews
What happens when Chloe visits Barden? What's in it for our resident DJ?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,425 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Your Touch Magnetizing by getpitchslapped reviews
Keeping your hidden, magical powers a secret from your girlfriend is proving to be harder than it seems. Aubrey, for one, has had enough. Prompted.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Just Another Morning by aodhan292 reviews
In which Beca Mitchell realises what Chloe Beal has known all along.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
365 Reasons Why I'm Still Single by 1stMateShipper reviews
The title says it all... Modern AU and eventually Elsanna- No Incest. May be rated M for future scenes.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,991 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Kristoff B.
Back and Forth by Recall the Love reviews
'It looks ridiculous,' Beca groans, as soon as she sees it.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Suncream and Waterfalls by annakendrickfortyseven reviews
Sendrick one-shot. A trip to the beach ends up escalating into something more. Sendrick endgame. Rated T for language and slightly adult themes I guess :) Please R&R.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
A Perfectly Torn Sky by Rachby reviews
Its spring break at Barden and Beca, Chloe and some of the other Bellas have decided to stay on campus to do some charity work. But, guess what? Beca wants Chloe and Chloe wants Beca and the only thing standing in the way is their own fear of admitting it.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B., Fat Amy, Lilly
My Funky Valentine by wtf.are.you.looking.at reviews
Beca and Chloe go on a date for Valentine's Day. "I have a little something for you." Chloe said, stepping closer to Beca. "What is it?" Beca questioned. "My dress," Chloe chucked her dress at Beca. "My bra," she chucked that. "My… underwear." She chucked that at her too. "Oh my god, Chloe…."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Love and WordArt by Recall the Love reviews
Skywriting and flashmobs? Pah, those kinds of proposals are far too cliché for Beca Mitchell. She has better ideas.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
A Tale of Two Reds by Dracossack reviews
Beca thought she knew everything about Chloe, until the day when she discovered that the redhead had never experienced the wonder of Pokémon. Enter Beca's copy of Pokémon Red Version to remedy this colossal travesty.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Happy Birthday, Red by BridgeToReality reviews
Fluffy one-shot of Beca's whole day planned out for Chloe's birthday.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Competition by Melanocortin1 reviews
Chloe and Aubrey can't figure out what's gotten into their two brunette's.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B., Aubrey P., Jesse - Complete
That's a Wrap by greysfan27 reviews
Sendrick! What takes place after everyone is done on set except for Anna!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Temper, Temper by Dracossack reviews
A short one-shot on what might happen if Beca and Jesse ever decided to try their hands at one of the more frustrating video games in recent years.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Jesse, Aubrey P.] - Complete
An Unwanted Declaration? by mrswazowski3510 reviews
The events that unfold after Chloe tells an emotionless Beca that she loves her for the first time. Minor swearing involved.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse - Complete
Video Games by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Beca wants to play with her old video game cartridge but Chloe has other ideas. [One-shot smut]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Just a Dream by Miss-Statement reviews
It's three in the morning. I'm sitting in our loveseat, staring out of the window, waiting for her to come home. It didn't hit me in the face how much I needed her until the door slammed shut behind her and she was gone. I hear sirens in the distance. (One-shot, Bechloe)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Oncoming Storm by Luxanna D reviews
AU. Elsanna. (Not incest). A saleswoman shows up to Elsa's house and Elsa desperately tries to get rid of her, but storm warning sirens start to go off. Not wanting the woman to go out in the storm, Elsa invites her in to come down to her basement with her. She has a feeling that this is going to be a long storm.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
I knew I liked you, because I wanted to make you a mixed CD by bechloehuh reviews
Random songfics from prompts I've received on tumblr. Mostly Bechloe but there might be other pairings in there too. Also, the rating of each chapter may vary. (Title inspired by a Brittany Snow tweet.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,116 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Of Flannels And Phone Calls by writtenbykc reviews
Beca finds herself making a phone call she never wanted to have to make. Aubrey comes over to help her find an outfit for her first date with Chloe. Thanks again to awriterofthings for her support.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B.
Ya Dirty Lil Thang by BecaSendrickStark reviews
A bunch of one shots with lemons in it. Some bits of humor. GP Beca
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
The Quiet Moments Are The Loudest by writtenbykc reviews
Prompted by a-writer-of-things as a challenge to start writing fiction. This is my first fan fiction story and feedback will be greatly appreciated. Chloe wonders why Beca is struggling with a mix. A walk through Barden campus suggests that there is something different in the air between them tonight.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Falling for You by UncommonGround reviews
Chloe and Beca are resident performers at a popular live music venue. The owner announces they will be performing blind duets with other musicians. And the rest is history!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Chloe B. - Complete
A Ride To Remember by vanceee reviews
Beca heads to her first day of senior year at Barden High, reluctantly, not knowing the journey this year will lead her on. Featuring: Jesse and Benji as her two best friends, Chloe as the girl she's been crushing on,and Aubrey as Chloe's best friend. [Disclaimer: I own nothing Pitch Perfect related]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Jesse
Multi-tasking by awriterofthings reviews
Beca is trying to concentrate on a mix but Chloe's bored. (Just plain old smut).
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Full Moon by Sophie Steals Sandcastles reviews
On a full moon night, Anna wakes up next to Elsa to find something very... strange in her underwear. WARNING: G!P Mostly smut. R&R
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
I Choose You by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe Beale, the most popular girl at Barden University, keeps asking Beca out on a date, but Beca thinks it's a joke so she turns her down.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] - Complete
Chances by Melanocortin1 reviews
Beca KNOWS she can be better than Tom, she wouldn't even need a second chance. Everyone else seems to know it, she just has to get Chloe to realize it too.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,623 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
Counts Of Four by Sweedledome reviews
"Obsessive Compulsive Disorder." Chloe looks sadly at Beca who is still examining her hands with an unusual intensity. "I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder." One Shot. Bechloe themes.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Only Exception by Sweedledome reviews
"It was better this way. Beca had rules and Chloe was dangerously close to breaking the most important one. Not that she exactly adhered to the other ones anyway." One shot inspired by Paramore's 'The Only Exception' and 'Good To You' by Marianas Trench.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Mechanic by elsannonymous reviews
Anna manages to get more than her car fixed after she meets a hot mechanic. [AU]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
You're My Exception by WildForWilde reviews
Chloe needs the confirmation, she needs reassurance that this isn't just her hopefulness putting ideas into her head and misinterpreting everything. "What I'm trying to say," Beca starts slowly, as if she's still trying to figure it out herself, "Is that.. you're my exception."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Little Worrier by wtf.are.you.looking.at reviews
Beca, Chloe and Jesse as 5 year old kids celebrating New Year. They meet a new girl, Aubrey Posen. Things conflict between Beca and Aubrey but as the clock hits twelve a.m, something happens. [Romance/Fluff]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Jesse] - Complete
Holy Mother of God by Miss-Statement reviews
When Beca's dragged to an amusement park in Florida, she spots the most beautiful girl she's ever seen. She seats herself next to the girl in an effort to impress her. Maybe, just maybe, Beca can get the redhead's number before she dies of fright. Cheesiness ensues... (AU, Bechloe, One-Shot: Warning, Beca's never given a chance to be badass in this fic, Minor Fat Amy.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Not Tonight, Not Yet by BlueMeansILoveYou reviews
Chloe shows up at Beca's house at 2 in the morning with a lot to say. NOW A TWO-SHOT!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Fourth of July by wishgrantingfactories reviews
The Bellas celebrate Independence Day with a few activities planned out by Amy. [one-shot]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Fat Amy - Complete
Holiday Happenings by Smeg699 reviews
A retitled version of Trick or Beca, made longer! This fic tells the tale of some of the fall and winter holidays at Barden University, days that will from here on our have special meaning for some of our girls, at any rate. Starting with Halloween, and most likely ending around New Year's. Bechloe to start, with Staubrey coming.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,381 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie] - Complete
The Time Aubrey Ruined Chloe's One-Night Stand by awriterofthings reviews
Aubrey ruins Chloe's one-night stand.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] - Complete
On Stage by twinamb reviews
Anna and Brittany messing around on the set of Pitch Perfect 2. One-shot Sendrick.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Chemistry Class by polarhamster10 reviews
Anna hates Chemistry class. Mr. Weselton is about as entertaining as a rock (with a toupee) and it's not until a student that Anna has never noticed before decides to speak up in class. Rated T for language. AU Elsanna oneshot.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Chloe Meets Beca's Unconventional Parents by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe meets Beca's parents, Alex and Piper and it's an interesting experience. Pitch Perfect/Orange Is the New Black. Thanks to fallingamongstthestars from tumblr for giving me the idea.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.]
Tough Choices by theBringerofWar reviews
Modern AU. Elsanna. Elsa lands a job as a high school science teacher fresh out of college and signs up to coach the girl's tennis team. She expects everything to go smoothly until her first day, when she meets Anna- the self-proclaimed captain of her tennis team.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,035 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
I Could Show You Love by awriterofthings reviews
Beca meets Chloe, who is on the same dance team as her best friend, Stacie. The redhead has just been cleared to dance after a knee injury but she's not so sure she's able to dance like she used to. Beca attempts to convince her otherwise.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Blonde and The Rapper by ReadWriteFangirl reviews
Beca and Chloe are invited to a dinner at Aubrey's apartment to meet the blonde's boyfriend, who her father apparently approves of. Beca gets the shock of her life when she is face-to-face with the most gentlemanly rapper she's ever met.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., OC] - Complete
Just A Quickie by writersjoint reviews
Beca and Chloe try to go grocery shopping, but Chloe being Chloe, apparently has a few better ideas. (One-shot)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Bechloe Begins by Jadie McFag reviews
After meeting at the Activities Fair, Beca starts to develop feelings for Chloe but finds it hard to accept them. Rated M for future chapters.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Fat Amy
Surprise Visit by Lamp23 reviews
Beca is startled to find an unexpected guest when she arrives back in her room after a late shift at the studio. Femslash BecaxChloe Smut
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Falling A Bit Too Hard by potatehoe reviews
Beca got a concussion, falling over and hitting her head on the nightstand. She forgot what happened to her as a result of this concussion. Why doesn't anyone tell her? (BECHLOE ONESHOT) *slight Staubrey*
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse, Stacie - Complete
Chloe Beale by accioyana reviews
"If I could tattoo you in my heart, I would." Beca laid her forehead against Chloe's, and mouthed, "But I don't have to, because you are my heart."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Almost Perfect Night by twinamb reviews
Chloe is meeting Tom at a restaurant for their eighth month anniversary. But when Tom doesn't show, it's up to the brunette waitress to make Chloe's night perfect. AU Bechloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,965 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
That's a Good Sign by hurriCADE reviews
In which Beca attempts to talk to the beautiful redheaded girl in the library. Fluffy Bechloe oneshot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Pandemonium by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Beca is forced to go to the opening of a new club by her friends and she meets an unexpected stranger.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Other Side by caders reviews
Bechloe fic, kinda based off the lyrics of The Other Side by Jason Derulo. Heard the song and this fic just came to me. Hope you like it!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Cold Stone and Brownie Bites by greysfan27 reviews
Sendrick One-Shot. Based on the picture of some of the cast dancing together.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Game by writersjoint reviews
"I'm going to touch you. Everywhere. Your neck-" Beca ran her lips across Chloe's neck. "Your chest." Beca said as she ran her fingers down Chloe's chest. "Your stomach." Beca whispered as she crawled down so she was on her knees to kiss Chloe's stomach. "Everywhere." Beca stated as she stood up, pulling Chloe with her. "And if your hips rise, even the slightest..."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Airlines by xbechloex reviews
"Hey, you're kind of in my seat." Beca hears someone say as she opens her eyes. She freezes. The most beautiful person she had ever seen in her entire life was beaming at her, pointing to the number on the airline seat
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Helping by Knope.We.Can reviews
After Chloe goes through a hard time, all Beca wants is to be able to help her. Bechloe one-shot. Rated T for themes.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
For Some Reason by QQSuited reviews
A series of vignettes centered around everyone's favorite ginger, Chloe Beale, and her sunny, positive, happy, funny, beautiful disposition and unconditional love. A/U one-shot where Bechloe are an established pairing. Please read and review. I hope you enjoy this, sorry about the final vignette, it really gave me issues... (for those wondering - OTP stands for One True Pairing)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] Aubrey P., Stacie - Complete
That Girl by aimeekiwi93 reviews
After ICCA's, the group think its time to rub it in Beca's face that she has fallen in love. Yes. The alt girl has fallen. But not for Jesse. The weeks after the finals have Beca and Chloe work out their feelings, all whilst dealing with a shady ex.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,732 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Totes by csilli reviews
Chloe demands a night out after her break up with Tom and Beca caves. Because when Chloe Beale asks you to go out with her, even if just as friends, you go. No, you don't just go, you run ahead. Bechloe. Please, let me know what you think.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Once Upon a Song by twinamb reviews
The Bellas go on their annual summer vacation, but Beca runs into some magical trouble. She's been cursed and health starts to decline. Will the curse take Beca's life, or will true loves kiss conquer all?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Late Night Discoveries by Knope.We.Can reviews
"What did you do?" Aubrey asked, eyeing the girls suspiciously. "We may or may not have suggested to Beca that she tell Chloe how she feels while feeding her shots." Stacie said, grinning mischievously. Bechloe one-shot
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Stacie - Complete
Flight Risk by JZ65 reviews
Beca is in a rush to leave for a business meeting, tacking on another day where Chloe feels neglected by her wife. Do they both have the same future planned? Is Beca a flight risk, or is her flight at risk? Chloe has to resort to demanding answers from her friends-and Beca's coworkers at the record label-when her own wife can't even pick up the phone. Bechloe, Staubrey
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie] - Complete
She Speeds Up the Tempo of My Heartbeat by NattheBatt reviews
Chloe Beale is a senior in high school now. Her biggest concern for the time being is passing Pre-Cal. Or... at least it is, until she meets a mysterious freshman who loves music, and is fond of black nail polish and plaid shirts.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,200 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Perfect Timing and a Perky Redhead by StrangexWonderful reviews
Beca Mitchell inherited a very special present from her great grandfather, and the day has come where it's time to come to good use. Beca/Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,189 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
I'm Into You by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Compilation of Bechloe one shots (all linked) Rating might change in varying chapters.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Grasshopper by csilli reviews
Beca made it big, Chloe stays at home. One time, it's harder to part and Beca suprises her girlfriend with something. Established Bechloe, and really, this is just fluff. Have fun!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Gravity by teeney8040 reviews
AU! Beca finds herself drawn to the mysterious new girl, Chloe, but the closer she gets, the more the mystery unravels and Beca finds that nothing is what it seems. Eventual Beca/Chloe, Jesse/Aubrey
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,319 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
The Best-Friend Code by bowarrow40 reviews
Elsa and Anna are best friends, but Anna is having a hard time following the best friend code. Non-incest. Rating might change. Modern day AU
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Breakdown Cover by WhereforeArtThouRomeo reviews
Who needs triple A anyway? That's certainly not what Beca Mitchell was thinking when her crappy excuse of a car came to a wheezing stop in the middle of Route 66. What's a girl supposed to do when she's stranded on the side of the road with no phone? Walk. Great. AU Bechloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie]
Squeeze Once for Yes by Knope.We.Can reviews
Beca finds herself being pulled into a fast friendship with a gorgeous redhead and, for the first time in years, she wishes she hadn't built her protective walls so high. Multi-chapter fic. Rated T for language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,636 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse - Complete
You Don't Get It by writersjoint reviews
Beca and Chloe are the best of friends. Neither of them realize they have huge crushes on one another. Beer and jealousy can bring out the best and worst in you.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Help Me Out by JZ65 reviews
Beca has a surprise for her girlfriend, Chloe Beale. But to make sure it's perfect, she asks her girlfriend's best friend to help her out. When Aubrey and Beca encounter an unsuspected event while out and Beca ends up in the emergency room with her life hanging in the balance, Aubrey will need to help the DJ out more than she had hoped. Bechloe and Jaubrey.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Jesse]
Hooch by aMirrorMaze reviews
A continuation of the drinking scene in the episode "Tall Men With Feelings." Just a short little fic that I felt like writing. (Fic has also been posted at Archive Of Our Own)
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Piper C., Alex V., Nicky N., Lorna M. - Complete
Just Like Heaven by TrulyBeTold reviews
Sequel to Dreams. Beca and the Bellas prepare themselves for another year at Barden, already set on going to the ICCAs again, but will old habits die hard potentially screwing things up? Aubrey begins working in the real world and has a lot to learn about life and herself. Chloe is all too excited for grad school but doesn't expect to see such a familiar face on her first day. R&R
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,339 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie]
Love Is An Open Door Or Whatever by Timoshi-kun reviews
Jesse decides that Beca needs further movication and shows her the beloved Frozen, leading to an encounter with Chloe the next day that she really, really should've been expecting. Rated T for Coarse Language and aca-lesbians
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Paired At Birth by wishgrantingfactories reviews
[based off tumblr post] Each person has a necklace given to them at birth, allowing them to find their soul mate. The necklace grows warm while you're close to your soul mate, and colder while you're further. Beca's necklace grew warm upon arriving at Barden.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,989 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
I Don't Want You To Leave by Iwillforgetthisl8er reviews
When you realize she's leaving, you really don't want her to. Not because of what you said.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Whipped Cream and Bechloe Fanfiction by bechloehuh reviews
Anna Kendrick decides to show her girlfriend, Brittany Snow, some of the stuff on the Bechloe tag on Tumblr. A fanfiction named '50 shades of Bechloe' catches Britt's attention, and she insists that they read it together. (Sendrick.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
From getting off to getting laid by zakari-little-lion reviews
Choe came to the realisation that Beca had never told her her lady-jam.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
That one time Beca watched a porno in High School by bechloehuh reviews
Chloe becomes interested in what Beca and Jesse were talking about on the quad before she interrupted them. If she knew what her girlfriend had been hiding from her all this time, she would have asked her about the movies she's watched months ago.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/28/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse - Complete
What the hell? by Ibbly5 reviews
Beca and Chloe are from totally different worlds in high school; Beca is a quiet kid while Chloe is a gorgeous popular queen. Until one day their paths cross in a highly confusing event. High school fic AU Bechloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
All at Sea by JACmRob reviews
Annabeth Chase doesn't know for the life of her how she ended up in Percy's apartment, with his mom feeding them left-over pasta in their small kitchen at two in the morning. A story told by one-shot songfics. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,892 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Just One of Those Days by greysfan27 reviews
Sendrick! What takes place after the first day back of shooting PP2!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Fatal Five Way Reboot by GiveLifeLemons reviews
So I finally rebooted Fatal Five Way! Better and sexier than ever before. Ari always wondered how many guys a girl can do at one time. The way he figures, it's four. Ari gathers up some buddies for the ultimate five way with none other than Max Ride. RATED M FOR HEAVY SMUT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Max, Ari B.
See Beneath Your Beautiful by 1906 reviews
Based on the "Back To School Party" from the cast. Beca is the nerdy girl, Chloe's the hot chick she's been in love with for ages. They're both at a party, god knows what happens to party right? (M for sexual content)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Through Other Eyes by Sweedledome reviews
Follow the relationship between Chloe Beale and Beca Mitchell as it develops through the eyes of other people. AU extended one shot. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Jesse - Complete
Totally Back to School by greysfan27 reviews
Sendrick! The recent Back To School Party for Pitch Perfect 2!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
You never were good at following instructions by Bechloe-ftw reviews
One-Shot : Beca and Chloe decide to buy their kids a garden play set. I do not own pitch perfect.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] - Complete
An handy surprise by zakari-little-lion reviews
Beca was on vacation, but after the insufferable comments made by her mother, she decided to come back home earlier than planned and see her girlfriend that she had missed so much. Once she arrived, the situation got out of hand.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Bella in Chains by QQSuited reviews
Tumblr Prompt: Imagine Chloe bails Beca out of Jail instead of Jesse after Regionals. How would things have changed if Chloe had gone to the jail to get Beca that night? A comedic AU one-shot with a hint of future-Bechloe. I mean it, just comedy here... (Sorry, this is a terrible summary, I think the story is a little better than the summary)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Fat Amy - Complete
Just Wait Till We Get Out Of This Lecture by bechloehuh reviews
The brunette tries to protest, she really does. But Chloe is looking at her - gazing at her - with pleading eyes, and Beca has never been able to say no to Chloe. (Call her whipped, she doesn't care. She honestly can't say no to her.) "I don't think this is a good idea." (High School AU)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Stepmonster 2point0 by TheGreenEyedRioN reviews
Beca grew up with her mum after her father left them. She lost contact to him a while ago but now he wants to bond again. Why? Well she has to find out, but why does she have to go to BU, where he's teaching when she wants to have a go at being a DJ in LA? Bonding, with her father and his family while attending the same Uni as her stepsister? Could there be things worth going for?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,299 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Aubrey P., Stacie] [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Ten minutes before class by Kildren reviews
It's near the end of the term and Anna is losing out on her chance to confess (not the best summary, but yeah). [Modern AU, Not incest.]
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Slow Down Feisty Pants by Okaami-chin reviews
Modern AU: Anna had a knack of always being a bit impatient. Always has to be moving, always want to use those burst of energy she has to good use. It was quite favorable to Elsa, as Anna had boundless amounts of energy was quite invigorating.But what Elsa liked even more…was to see Anna forced to slow down in the best of ways... G!P Elsa and minx Anna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
The Cold Does Bother Her by Midori Akiko reviews
Ironically, the cold does bother Elsa, enough where she tries to get warm from a girl she's just met. College!AU where Elsa meets Anna on a camping trip and one-sided cuddling occurs. FLUFF. One-shot, ElsAnna, no Icest.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
One Short Day by manicmethod reviews
Sometimes, love finds you in the strangest of ways, but I didn't expect it to be this crazy. Pairing me up with Elsa "Ice Queen" Winters? I'd never in a million years have seen us together. It hardly matters either way, I guess, because some higher-power has decided that we should be soulmates.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Check Yes Chloe by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Beca keeps visiting Chloe at her house and Chloe finally caves in and goes out with Beca. Based off We The Kings' Check Yes Juliet
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Grounded by may152015 reviews
Bechloe. Prompt: Imagine your OTP being grounded teenagers, and having to sneak out to see each other. Very short oneshot type thing. First thing posted!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Exception by Redlance-ck reviews
Chloe is Beca's exception to most of the rules she's set herself in life. Which isn't anywhere near as difficult for Beca to accept as it should be.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Bell by Melanocortin1 reviews
There's been one thing that's constant in Beca and Chloe's lives. It's been their thing for as long as they could remember.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Plan B for Bright Eyes by potatehoe reviews
Beca does Stacie a favor by being part of her plan to get the girl, but little does Beca know, she'll be doing herself a favor. (BECHLOE/STAUBREY TWOSHOT)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Stacie, Aubrey P.] - Complete
I won't say I'm in love by terribleandtaboofanfiction reviews
Elsa and Anna have a drunken night of passion, leading them to confront their feelings toward each other.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Sendrick in Vegas by bechloehuh reviews
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But maybe Anna and Brittany don't want it to stay in Vegas.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,803 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Of Blizzards and Kryptonite by QQSuited reviews
Tumblr prompt: Imagine your OTP cuddling on the couch while a massive blizzard rages on outside. A ski trip for Spring Break doesn't go exactly as planned as Beca and Chloe get snowed in while the rest of the Bellas are stuck in an airport far away. Snow and solitude leads to confessions leads to... AU Bechloe. Aubrey sends Aubrey-like texts. Lots of snow. One-shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Drunk Beca by agentsofpitchperfect reviews
"What would you say if I told you I was in love with you?" "I'd say that you are incredibly drunk right now and don't know what your saying" Beca drunkenly confesses her feelings to Chloe. Please favourite follow and review :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Instrumental by Redlance-ck reviews
Beca and Chloe take their 5-year-old daughter to buy her first instrument. [One-shot]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
I Want To Be With You Everywhere by Darrenindisguise reviews
While in a record store Beca is approached by a very confident redhead and just can't stop thinking about her and the redhead is not going to stop until she gets her girl. Rated T for possible coarse language and adult themes. Thanks to JoshGleek24 and Mindpearl for Beta. Hope you enjoy and review :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
You Can't Seem To Deny Her by Iwillforgetthisl8er reviews
"'We have something good here, Beca, between us. Right here, right now. It's been going on since we met, and definitely since the showers, and I know you feel it too. It's in your eyes every single time you look at me so stop trying to pretend like it's not there, Beca. '"; Beca's oblivious, or maybe she's just in denial, but either way Chloe's sick of her ignorance. T for language
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Badasses Don't Cry by Knope.We.Can reviews
After Beca teases Chloe for crying after reading 'The Book Thief', Chloe makes a bet with her that she won't be able to read it without crying too. Bechloe one-shot :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Cold Mountain by Lost In Nature reviews
Beca's mom forces the sarcastic teenager to attend a skiiing camp. She doesn't it when her instructor turns out to be a certain perky redhead.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Sure Would Be Prettier by Redlance-ck reviews
There's an entire world out there for Beca to see, and she does. It's filled with beauty and wonder and music, and it's all pretty breath-taking. But there's always something missing.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Beca Plus Swag Equals A Turned On Chloe by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe is turned on by Beca rapping. Based off of a gif set on Tumblr by brittany-snodes.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Jesse - Complete
Fundraising by Lieutenant Thalia reviews
Before the deal with her dad, Beca had to resort to extreme measures to get the funding to go to LA. What happens when the Bellas, courtesy of Aubrey, find some of Beca's movies online? Slight crack. I own nothing. I've said this a million times. Sorry for crappy writing. T because of swearing.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
What's to Like About Kimmy Jin? by LovelyMagickUnicorn reviews
Drabbles revolving around times that Beca and Chloe spend together while Kimmy Jin is present.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Mixed Tape by MakesGoodChoices reviews
Beca is working at the radio station and thinks of Chloe as being her mixed tape when the redhead shows up demanding answers. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Plaid vs Prep by awriterofthings reviews
Beca comes home from a business trip and disapproves of the changes Chloe has made to their son's appearance.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Chloe the Latte Girl by Recall the Love reviews
Who'd have thought that love could be so caffeinated? AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Jesse by Redlance-ck reviews
Let the title intrigue you. Come on in and read the fluff. ;) [One-shot]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Telling Chloe by agentsofpitchperfect reviews
'Why the change' I repeated in my head. The reason for the change was sitting right in front of me, but I couldn't tell her that. I was ready to tell her how I feel, but I wasn't ready for her to hear it. My first fan-fic so please let me know what you think. Should I continue? Sorry if there are any mistakes.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Reminder by DieZeitVergeht reviews
Beca frequently flies all over the country. You'd think the one thing she'd remember to do is call her fiancée, right? (Just a little fluffy bechloe drabble!)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Love Bites by darkecofreak1 reviews
Elsa bruises easy, and Anna loves marking her up.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
sandwich haven by hookingtheswan reviews
She'd be lying if she said this unhurried kiss wasn't turning her legs into mush. Either that, or the after-effects of her jog had suddenly decided to kick in. [bechloe/for the amazing Plush Panda]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Plan by agentsofpitchperfect reviews
"Beca likes Chloe. Chloe likes Beca. Everyone can see it, well exept for them. " The bellas come up with a plan to get Beca and Chloe together. Please review and tell me if I should update this or not.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Stacie
More than her best by SunJinAh09 reviews
"To what extent can Beca go to, just to make things right again?" One-shot that came to me while I listened to Meteor Shower by Owl City I'm pretty bad at summaries huhu sorry ; ;
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Jesse - Complete
She's Into You by awriterofthings reviews
Jesse can tell that Chloe is into Beca. Based off of a gif set on Tumblr by brittany-snodes.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Straighter Than This by ElsaStoleMyPen reviews
After Anna charges into a random blonde at a coffee shop. She struggles to prove to her long time best friend, Kristoff, she's straight and not gay at all. [Elsanna. Very short one shot. Not incest. Rated T. Modern AU.]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
Meet and Greet (and Disapprove) by RavenclawGenius reviews
Bechloe: Beca doesn't get it. She tries to understand. She really does. She meets Chloe's boyfriends – and her girlfriends – almost religiously at the two month mark, like a decent best friend should, and she even puts on her kindliest face and best behavior for it every. single. time. And they hate her. All of them just hate her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
What Does It Take by BridgeToReality reviews
Beca meets Chloe in her second semester drama class. Overtime, both girls gain feelings for each other, but are too afraid to admit their love to one another. Chloe's boyfriend, Tom, was Beca's excuse for not having a chance with Chloe. But what happens when they're the lead roles for the Spring Production? Based on the song/music video 'What Does It Take' by Davedays.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Marks by InZane-Zaki reviews
Elsa recently hates changing in the girls locker room. Anna's accused by her blonde friend of being abused at home. The reasons are not what their friends or classmates think it is. Disclaimer: I don't own Frozen.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Studying is Harder When You're Around by polarhamster10 reviews
Modern AU of Elsa trying to studying and Anna keeps distracting her. No incest. Random fluff drabble and no beta.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
I Couldn't Be Happier by shadowx n shadex reviews
Chloe is in love with Beca, but she overhears something that could break her. Rated T just in case. Yes, this is a Bechloe. Don't like, don't read. Don't forget to review!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Secret Truths by MyNameIsJoey3 reviews
You're the direction I follow to get home When I feel like I can't go on, you tell me to go And it's like I can't feel a thing without you around And don't mind me if I get weak in the knees 'cause you have that effect on me, you do
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie]
Coming Home by herlovethawedthefrozenheart reviews
Modern AU: Elsa comes home from a business trip.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Sucking Face by agentsofpitchperfect reviews
Beca and Chloe have been secretly dating and Aubrey finds out - and not in the way she would have liked. Bechloe one-shot. Please review
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
An Internal Dream by waatp reviews
Chloe loves Beca and has done for many years. Beca is marrying Jesse but is she hiding a secret? A one-shot based on a Friends episode. I own nothing. :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B., Aubrey P., Jesse - Complete
Lasting Impression by aca-bealeve-it reviews
It was love at first sight, if such a saying counts if it occurs from afar and you don't really end up seeing much of the person in question. Hearing just a few notes from the voice that made Chloe Beale go weak in the knees was all it took, and little did she know it was going to take a hell of a lot more than that to return from it.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Beca's Obvious Crush On Chloe by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe's 99.9% sure Beca has a crush on her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] - Complete
Forty-Three Minutes by Electronis Zappa
Barden experiences a power outage and Chloe passes the time by writing. One Shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
A Punny Relationship by ElsaStoleMyPen reviews
Anna knows some puns and she's not going to stop telling them, that is, until she gets what she wants from Elsa. [Elsanna. Incest. Rated T. Modern AU. Short One shot.]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Oaken - Complete
Snacking, Sleeping, and Simplicity by potatehoe reviews
"Yes or no," Chloe said, as her eyebrows furrowed and her eyes looked intently to the girl's eyes sitting in front of her. One simple answer to one simple question was all she simply asked for. Everything was always simple with Beca. Though, it seemed that, all of a sudden, the most simplest thing was the most complex to the brunette. (BECHLOE ONESHOT)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Eyes by Bechloeandplaid reviews
'Eyes, her big, bright, cerulean eyes. Always full of joy and happiness'
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Ice Roses and Romantic Sketches by Silver Lining Aura reviews
Elsa and Anna are celebrating their one-year anniversary. Just another fluffy Elsanna one shot by yours truly.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
Smile, You're On Camera by C-AND-B reviews
Baseball seemed fine, though they hadn't quite accounted for the Kiss Cam. BeChloe with some side Staubrey because I couldn't resist.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Cop Car by second job reviews
One-shot, based off of Keith Urban's song "Cop Car".
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Playlist: Chloe by BridgeToReality reviews
Beca accidentally forgets her iPod at her girlfriend Chloe's apartment. But when she gets it back, she realizes "someone" went through her iPod. Considering Beca is a very introverted girl, will Beca be upset with Chloe going through a personal file? - Oneshot. Fluffy moments of BC's relationship. xx
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The redheaded pizza delivery girl by acafuckmylife reviews
Synopsis: A one-shot. Sort of based of an episode from the TV show "Friends," Beca has a crush on the pizza delivery girl, but is terrible at flirting. So in an attempt to make a point to her roommate Jesse and prove that she can indeed flirt, Beca decides to order a pizza and hey, if at first you don't succeed, you can always order another, right? Pairing: Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
First Kiss by musicislife147
First fanfic! One-shot about Chloe and Beca's first kiss...please r&r :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Only Exception by BridgeToReality reviews
Beca and Chloe break it off, because Chloe thinks Beca isn't as committed to their relationship as her. She doesn't understand why Beca is afraid to open up until she ends up in a little cafe where Beca's love is proven. Based off of Paramore's 'The Only Exception'. One-shot. First fic on the site. :) Tell me what you think.. xx
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
BAGGAGE by SailorOfShips reviews
Beca meets an interesting woman at the supermarket one day and is inexplicably drawn to her. Horribly vague summary, I know, but I don't want to spoil anything. Read if you dare :P I OWN NOTHING! AUTHOR NOTE: THERE WILL BE ONESHOTS IN THE FUTURE BASED ON THIS UNIVERSE. THANKS FOR READING! I LOVE YOU AWESOME NERDS ;]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,595 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The riff-off (again) by Lieutenant Thalia reviews
Bechloe and Staubrey! Jesse bashing. Sorry! Ta da!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie] - Complete
Beca and Chloe's Failed Attempt at Friends with Benefits by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe sends Beca a suggestive text to get their friends with benefits agreement started.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
A Daydream Away by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Both didn't want to ruin their perfect friendship for a relationship that might not take off. Both didn't want to lose the other. One-Shot
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Easy as Cake by QQSuited reviews
This is what happens when a DJ and a Tasmanian try to bake a Redhead a cake for her birthday. Aubrey isn't amused, either... Beca/Chloe implied because, come on... Mild language but nothing that would require a "T" rating. AU Bechloe. All reviews welcome!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Fat Amy, Aubrey P. - Complete
Overthinking by ShippingLehane reviews
A breathless, rushed whisper sent shivers down her back, and she shut her eyes, knowing that she didn't have a chance in Hell not to pounce her younger sister if she kept looking at her like that. (Elsanna modern!AU. Consentual incest. Please do not read if it offends you.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
The Riff Off (Rehersals) by Lieutenant Thalia reviews
Chloe and Beca broke up a week ago. What will happen when the theme for the riff-off rehearsals is break up songs? Song used are: Since U Been Gone- Kelly Clarkson Collapsed- Aly & AJ Red- Taylor Swift Screw You- Cheryl ft. Wretch 32 Everybody Hurts Sometimes- Pixie Lott Breakeven- The Script I Almost Do- Taylor Swift These 4 Walls- Little Mix Not Over You- Alex Goot & ATC Iownnowt
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Once Upon A Note by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Someone had been leaving notes for Chloe and she was wanted to find out who it was. [inspired by tumblr]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Just the Way You Dream by hurriCADE reviews
"Sure, the brunette always thought Chloe was beautiful; who wouldn't? The girl basically looked like a model. But now, with her face completely relaxed and free of make up, hair lightly tussled as it splayed across her pillow, and body clad in an over-sized faded t-shirt, Beca thought Chloe looked absolutely breathtaking..." Bechloe Valentine's oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day:3
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Valentines Day by bechloehuh reviews
"What? Why are you looking at me like that?" Chloe asked with a small smile, and Beca just smiled back at her, turning the engine on. "I just love you a lot."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Operation Distraction by QQSuited reviews
When Beca gets lost in her mixes, Chloe goes to some extremes to get her girlfriend's attention back on her. Where it should be. Drabbly. Fluffy. Drabbly fluff. Seriously...Just some "Day in the Life" type stuff I enjoy writing... AU Bechloe. Future fic follows the events of the original movie.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
It Started With A Bang by LadyHH reviews
When Becca is forced to go to the cinema with Jesse,she never knew something she hated could lead to something so much more. BECHLOE
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,894 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Jesse - Complete
I Would Walk 500 Miles by sabrinapasteandplato reviews
Prompt: Imagine your OTP having an emotional goodbye as Person A (Chloe) gets on the train to go to visit family/friends for a long while. Person A's scarf gets caught on something and falls to the floor. Person B (Beca) spots it and takes the next train - traveling all over to return the scarf. They reunite and laugh as they kiss. Person B joins Person A. M for Future Chapters.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Time Aubrey Wished She Hadn't Made a Bet With Chloe by awriterofthings reviews
Aubrey makes a bet with Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Chloe B., Beca M.] Aubrey P. - Complete
Those Impossible Dreams by thelinksthatconnectus reviews
Anna, as much as her friends want her to think otherwise, could never be with Elsa. The two don't even know each other! Still, she can't help but hope. High school AU, Anna and Elsa aren't related
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
Prom Week by lealbee reviews
Just how would Beca ask Chloe out to prom if they weren't even friends?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,210 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Truth or Dare by elsannatho reviews
When Kristoff finds out about Elsa and Anna's mutual feelings towards one another, he starts a little game of Truth or Dare. WARNINGS: Incest, mention of alcohol.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
An Exchange She Can Live With by Redlance-ck reviews
Beca shouldn't have to beg for her own property to be returned to her, but then Chloe is always making her do things she wouldn't normally do. [One-shot]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Fat Amy - Complete
Someone Like Me by Kildren reviews
Elsa's a loner while Anna is the center of attention. Can Elsa get Anna to notice her? Rated T just to be sure. [Modern AU. Not incest]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Don't Forget Last Night by ElsaStoleMyPen reviews
Elsa wakes up to a 'lovely' hangover, her roommate is there to provide 'help'. Her memories slowly come back to her. Who was that girl? What did they do? Will she see her again? She won't forget what happened last night. Ever. [Elsanna. Smut-ish. Not incest. Rated M. University Modern AU. Appearance of Rapunzel.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Hans - Complete
The Sweatshirt by Melanocortin1 reviews
Chloe always steals Beca's favorite sweatshirt. What will happen when Beca goes looking for it? Smut.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
It's not where you start by bechloehuh reviews
When Anna introduced her to Sutton and Patina as "my beautiful girlfriend, Brittany Anne Snow" she concluded that no, there was absolutely no way that she'd ever get over the fact that she was dating Anna Kendrick. (Sendrick.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Musician, Heal Thyself by QQSuited reviews
What happens when Beca develops a nasty cold and Chloe now has to deal with a girlfriend who sucks at being sick? She has to learn to deal with it... Not really romance as Bechloe are already together and there's no romance. But there is love... Pairings: Beca/Chloe with a touch of Aubrey/Jesse. Fat Amy shows up, too... AU Bechloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Jesse - Complete
Sign Language by wishgrantingfactories reviews
"There's a new girl in my school and she's deaf," Chloe twisted her mouth to the left. "I want to learn how to use sign language so I can talk to her." {one-shot}
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Gift Exchange by hmselsanna reviews
Buisiness!AU drabble. Anna is Elsa's personal assistant, and she draw's Elsa's name in the office 'secret valentine' gift exchange. Fluff. Elsanna. dl:dr
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Flappy Bird by acafuckmylife reviews
A one shot requested by an Anonymous. Beca gets addicted to Flappy Bird and starts to ignore Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Mitchell & Beale by bechloehuh reviews
Mitchell & Beale follows Boston detective Beca Mitchell and chief medical examiner Chloe Beale. They are best friends; complete opposites who share brilliant chemistry and a strong working relationship that helps them solve some of Boston's most notorious crimes. AU fic based on the TV show Rizzoli & Isles.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,243 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse, Luke
Read My Mind by Lara Knight reviews
-Wait, what?- She stopped for a moment, that wasn't her voice thinking that. –Oh god, I'm finally losing it- She thought running her fingers through her wet brown hair.-Wonder what else those fingers could do- Beca's eyes widened, that was definitely not her voice. Bechloe reading each others minds.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
This Winter Night by kaiserklee reviews
Anna winces when she realizes she's accidentally used Elsa's body as a pillow to break her fall for a second time. "You're really clumsy," Elsa mutters. (Modern AU, not siblings, ice-skating. For Elsanna week! Both "First Kiss" and "Cuddle.")
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Mistletoe by herlovethawedthefrozenheart reviews
Little Elsa and Anna discover a new Christmas tradition. Adult Elsa and Anna enjoy it more.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Anonymous Gifts by alyssa-gibson reviews
Chloe gets the flu and someone is leaving her gifts but she doesn't know who.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Beca Malfoy and the Room of Requirement by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe Weasley and Beca Malfoy have an interesting school year together as their relationship develops from strangers to friends to maybe something more. (Harry Potter/Pitch Perfect AU)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,287 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Some Night This is by lealbee reviews
A peaceful night. An important event. And a wonderful time.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Chloe B., Beca M.
Tough Choice by ArcaFeretory reviews
"Beca didn't pry, she knew better, but she did have a strange way of being so awkward that nothing seemed to be so bad anymore." - Kind of AU. In which secrets were never meant to be kept.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Luke - Complete
Stormy Weather by justsomenerdgirl reviews
Just a quick one shot based on a prompt on Imagine your OTP. What happens when Chloe and Beca get in an argument that ends with Beca walking out the door straight into a storm? When unknown feelings are brought to light, do they persue what's obviously there? Sorry if this is bad, it's my first ever fic. Rated T because I'm not sure if I'll continue or if it actually needs to be.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Stubborn, Musical Dwarf by griggles reviews
Beca tells Chloe she's never read Harry Potter. What follows is the evolution of their relationship through the seven books.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Heart on Fire by ladyYamato09 reviews
Beca would do anything just to be notice by her ultimate crush even listening to Jesse's ideas...just try it guys!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B., Aubrey P.
Life Left to Go by awriterofthings reviews
One-shots based off past fics that I have written.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Tightropes by icicleheart reviews
After a particularly nasty fight, Anna finds comfort and release in being ravished by Elsa, BDSM-style. Smut with a bunch of sisterly love in there. Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
That One Time When by artsc reviews
Beca, Chloe, and Aubrey work a small restaurant together. Chloe spends her spare time watching Beca in the kitchen, and Beca spends her spare time staring at the postcards of where she wants to travel. Totally based off of the Cups music video. T for language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Closet by C-AND-B reviews
I'm not exactly sure of the thought process that lead to being in a janitors closet with Chloe Beale but I'm certainly not complaining.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Fool's Gold by Merc the Jerk reviews
The heroes of the country find themselves in desperate need of money, fast. With no other options, they begin a game of blood and violence. *Part 2, Diamond in the Rough, now ongoing*
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,807 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Spike
Words, words, words by Recall the Love reviews
A collection of unrelated Bechloe drabbles using a one word prompt, with the goal of writing them in only a few minutes. More to be added later.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Road trip, jack daniels and mayhem by Thirteen94 reviews
(this is a terrible title and i hate it but it's the best i could think of) Sequel to "Crazy Alt Girl" Aubrey is uptight, Chloe hires Kimmy Jin to fix this and to get Aubrey a partner. Mayhem and chaos ensue. Established Bechloe eventual Staubrey
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Aubrey P., Chloe B., Stacie, Kimmy-Jin
Who Will Take Control? by bechloeislove reviews
With a little help from Stacie and Amy, who will make the first move on New Year's Eve?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Happy New Year by alyssa-gibson reviews
Just a New Years Eve Bechloe story
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Don't Stop the Party by getpitchslapped reviews
Chloe challenges Beca to a New Year's Eve drink-off. Beca's never one to back down from a challenge—also, she can never seem to say "no" to Chloe Beale.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Fat Amy - Complete
Sparks Fly by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Beca doesn't usually let anyone in but can she help it when Chloe comes tumbling into her life? Songfic (sort of) based off Taylor Swift's Spark Fly.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
I'm Here, Kid by cindylouise91 reviews
Piper has a nightmare. Alex tries to make it up to her. Sweet & cutesy.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013
Don't Judge Me by recklesslyhonestdaredevil reviews
Beca is caught in a web of jealousy
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Wasting All These Tears by MyNameIsJoey3 reviews
Beca and Stacie meet Chloe and Aubrey at the activities fair on their first day at Barden University and Beca found herself very attracted to Chloe while Stacie found herself in the same predicament with Aubrey. A couple of months later, the two brunettes got their hearts broken when they find out a secret that Chloe and Aubrey have been hell bent on keeping. Can they move on?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,040 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie] - Complete
Not A Scrooge After All? by drop-your-worries
Just a fun little Bechloe one-shot just in time for the holidays! DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Pitch perfect characters, yada,yada,yada.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Hair by Bel-Halliwell reviews
Chloe decided it was time for a new look. Beca wasn't expecting that. Based on the tumblr Bechloe Week 'hair' prompt
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Starstruck by kendrickyoulittleshit reviews
They say that one of the worst things you can do is meet your idol, but what happens when you start dating them? Based on the prompt: Beca watches Chloe as she is a famous person. Beca is a superfan, something about Beca catches Chloe's eye.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,886 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Enchanted by lostinmynotebook reviews
Chloe was tired of forcing laughs and faking smiles, she has been scared she'd never find true love, someone she could be truly happy with. She kept thinking that until she met Beca Mitchell at a college party, she felt safe and happy with her, even though they had only met. She was enchanted to meet her. [Based off of "Enchanted" by Taylor Swift]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
I guess the word engaged has a nice ring to it by bechloehuh reviews
"I can't find it. Maybe-I don't know, maybe.. this a sign that I shouldn't propose. I mean we've only been together for four years. It-it's too soon. But I love her Aubrey. I love her so much and I want to show her that. I'm ready to settle down with her, and I want her to know that. But maybe this is God's way of telling me that she's not ready, you know?"
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
The Queen Wears Pants by 4mation reviews
Because Anna's an insatiable minx and Elsa makes a great bottom (Elsanna)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Caught Up In You by EmbraceImperfection reviews
Beca gets caught staring and admits her interest in Chloe totally on accident. Her friends urge her to express her feelings while she thinks they must be crazier than she is.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Now or Never by DarianC101 reviews
A Bechloe one-shot ending to Pitch Perfect, because who ships Jeca anyways? Just kidding. Might continue, not sure yet.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
This ginger needs her jiggle juice by beauboss reviews
Bechloe one shot, a bit smutty-ish so rated T
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Plan by Dont.Tell.Them.Its.Me reviews
Anna has seen the looks, now she is determined to find out if her sister feels the same. [Elsanna/incest/icest]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
I'm your dream girl, this is real love by bechloehuh reviews
This is the story of how Chloe Beale, daddy's girl and straight-A student at Berkeley, went to EDC with her two best friends. Danced until her feet ached. Drank until she couldn't hardly remember her name. Took drugs she hadn't even heard of. And then ended up bedding the most popular DJ there. Said DJ being the one and only Beca Mitchell.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Stacie - Complete
A Rebel With a Voice by romeothewriter reviews
Beca Mitchell is the epitome of a rebel being the master of expulsion since second grade. Then her mom and stepdad pass, and she's to live with the father who had abandoned her long ago and his new family. She's sent to Barden High, and she expects to just play football as always and lay low. Yeah, she should've told that to the hyperactive redhead that turns everything on its head
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,402 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Love's A Burning Building (or maybe just a burning stovetop) by les cousins dangereux reviews
New apartment. New neighbors. Beca had expected a certain amount of strangeness to go along with it. But she really hadn't expected Chloe Beale; or her tendency to set her kitchen on fire all the time. (AU)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Benefits of Not Cleaning by swimmerKim reviews
Prompt from Tumblr: "i would like to read would be g!p beca and it would be rough and hard, not making love.."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Say It Again by romeothewriter reviews
Love is just one of those things that creeps up on you, and when someone tells you that they're in love with you the way that you're in love with them, you can't help but want to hear them say it over and over again. Song fic based on Marie Digby's "Say It Again". A prompt received earlier by a guest. Bechloe AU One Shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
New discoveries by sup-shawshank reviews
Chloe gets more than she bargained for when she begun snooping through Beca's laptop. Ignore the title I just didn't know what to call this.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
The Battle Between the Pranksters by thisgoldenage reviews
Chloe Beale and Beca Mitchell are a famous couple on Youtube. What are they famous for? Pranking the hell out of each other. So are you #teamchloe or #teambeca?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
I Don't Like Your Attitude by Ibbly5 reviews
Beca is angry and frustrated that she has to stay at Barden university, but meeting her teacher, Chloe Beale, gives her a sudden enthusiasm for college. But, little does she know that she's has already got herself a bad reputation with Chloe, who has started a personal vendetta against her...
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,817 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Well That Was Unexpected by Sweedledome reviews
Aubrey does not approve of Beca and Chloe's relationship but her plan to end it backfires somewhat. One-shot, full of the mushy good stuff.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P. - Complete
The Time Aubrey Wished Skype Didn't Exist by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe talks Beca into some late night Skype activities.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Randoms by ClosedCaption reviews
What would you get if you crossed the Avengers, Spider-man and threw in a few hot Bella's from Pitch Perfect? Because lets face it. Spidey would have made the Avengers if he had actually been a hot redheaded she by the name of Chloe Beale. Bechloe
Crossover - Pitch Perfect & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Prettier With You by eternity-at-dawn reviews
Moving to a big school from a small town can be hard, luckily for Beca her girlfriend Chloe is waiting at school for her providing a support during some of the most difficult time in either of their lives. A/N This story is mainly romance and humor but there is some drama.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,678 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
My Betrothed by awriterofthings reviews
Random moments leading up to Beca and Chloe's wedding. (17th century Beca x Chloe)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Her Secret by lakdoc-24 reviews
Based during the film 'Pitch Perfect'. Chloe discovers Beca's biggest secret and they explore their new found relationship. G!P Beca.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
A Week by wishgrantingfactories reviews
Beca's leaving Chloe for a month for a business trip.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Acceptance is the key to be truly free by bechloehuh reviews
Chloe's breath hitched as she watched Beca's professional-like fingers strum the strings of her shiny, black Ibanez acoustic guitar. When the redhead had noticed the guitar in the corner of the brunette's closet, she couldn't stop herself from asking Beca to sing. She missed Beca's alto voice, and she always loved when the brunette would sing just for her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
With You by wtf.are.you.looking.at reviews
Beca sprained her ankle from playing basketball and Chloe takes care of her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Six Inches to the Left by Electronis Zappa reviews
A reimagining of how the movie should have gone, if things had only been shifted a few inches to the left. Eventual Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,734 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P.
About those issues you have with me by Moltie reviews
Because Nico is pissed and Percy doesn't know why and they just need to solve it. (slash and smut and all those lovely things)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Snowed In by Mr.Wyrmthief reviews
Applejack and Rainbow Dash get stuck together in the Apple family cabin when a freak snow storm prevents them from leaving during a weekend get away. Alone. As time passes, the two begin to learn things they never knew about eachother... And themselves. Appledash shipping. Humanized.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,992 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Applejack, Rainbow Dash
Marry Someone Who by MakAttack23 reviews
Just a little idea i developed from a post on Tumblr. A series of different Bechloe one-shots that tie together at the end of the story! Beware of all the fluff... Enter if you dare. M.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Hear It Louder When You Whisper by ilovegreen007 reviews
One shot. In a moment of weakness Chloe let's her real feelings slip out when she thinks Beca's asleep.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Chloe B., Beca M.
The bachelorette party by beauboss reviews
Beca is engaged to Chloe and the Bellas organized a bachelorette party, what happens when a stripper comes in?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Moments of BeChloe by Brookester27 reviews
This is a collection of all my Beca and Chloe one-shots. Prompts and criticism are welcomed. Rated T for language, crude humor, and embarrassing sexual references.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,176 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Weight of the World by doeme227 reviews
When Beca and Chloe face hardships in their lives, they are both sent to Barden Abbey Treatment Centre. Each with their own problems, can they overcome them while growing closer together? Co-Written with pitch-perfection!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,542 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Long Way Round by Smeg699 reviews
Nationals is over, a new school year has begun, and Beca is wondering if she didn't make a mistake at Nationals. Rating: Mostly T, a few chapters are M though, and that will be noted in the Author's Note at the beginning.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 142,207 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Table Read by aca-aus reviews
We find out a bit more about what's going to happen in Pitch Perfect 2 and some of the stars are a little bit too excited about it (Sendrick)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Redheaded Candidate by Amiphobic reviews
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you-" "That's all good and well, JFK," Beca rolls her eyes. "But I'm asking what Chloe Beale can do for me." AU; one-shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Blind love by acafuckmylife reviews
Chloe's best friend Aubrey is marrying the guy of her dreams; she's the maid of honor of course. Planning the wedding is going to be a lot of work, so when Jesse (Aubrey's future husband) suggests that his best man/Best friend Beca Mitchell helps them, a lot can go wrong. Rated T (possibly M later). Bechloe and Jaubrey.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,196 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Mystery Girl by popov378 reviews
Chloe's attention is caught one night. Thus begins her quest to get to know Beca Mitchell.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse
Telekinesis Is Ruining My Sex Life by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe's powers are getting in the way of her and Beca finally progressing their relationship.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Play Me That Song by swimmerKim reviews
Prompt from Tumblr: "The song Play me that song by brantley gilbert would be a great plot for bechloe or mitchsen really lol."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Bechloe Week by acaeverything reviews
A bunch of drabbles using the prompts from Bechloe Week on tumblr. Chap 7: Beca wakes up one morning to something unexpected. And it may very well be the longest day of her life. (AU-ish)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
What i go to school for by Want you bad reviews
High school Au. Beca Mitchell's summer has come to an end. Spending the whole summer working at an ice-cream shop wasn't something Beca was too happy about. The only good part was her eye candy co-worker, Chloe Beale; miss high school popular herself. A girl who Beca claims is way out of her league. But maybe Junior year has something else in store for Beca.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Talk Me Some Sense by because of the name reviews
"Think fast: hottest person you know?" Beca has a weird encounter with her future self who tries to convince her who's right for her. Beca/Chloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
I could be the one by bechloehuh reviews
Beca Mitchell is a famous music producer when she meets Chloe Beale in a coffee shop in LA. Most famous stars are used to glitz and glamour and boys swooning over them, right? Yet, Beca's different. Beca just likes to make people happy, really. You see, Beca's a closet romantic, and not many people know this. But when she tells you she loves you, she really does mean it.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,127 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Jesse] - Complete
Egg and Ketchup by Recall the Love reviews
In which plaid is insulted, sandwiches are had, and important topics are discussed. (one-shot)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
A Special Halloween by lealbee reviews
A little one-shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
It was my pleasure by bechloehuh reviews
Beca catches Chloe in a compromising position in the middle of the night, so she takes it upon herself to take over and fulfill her girlfriend's needs. (Prompt by destinysoccerplayer.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Bella Auction by awriterofthings reviews
Luke gets Beca a date with Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Sexcapades by C-AND-B reviews
What Beca and Chloe get up to behind closed doors or, you know, against them. AU. Sequel to 'The Art House'
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,411 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Summer Fades to Fall by itwasyounme reviews
At fifteen, Beca isn't what you would call the "perfect" student. That's how she ended up in an all-girl summer camp. Needless to say, she wasn't happy about it. That was before meeting her bunk bed companion: Chloe Beale. The girl became the one thing bearable at this camp. Summer went by faster than she expected and Beca found herself sad to say goodbye to Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Never been kissed by acafuckmylife reviews
A one shot. Anonymous asked for: A one shot based off the song "kiss me" by sixpence none the richer. The title is basically the synopsis. Also, it's fluffy!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
You've Got a Hold On Me by Recall the Love reviews
How quickly things change, and how quickly you lose your resolve when it comes to her. (one shot)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Everything Has Changed by awriterofthings reviews
Sequel to Just Want Your Love. Beca and Chloe are trying to balance their hectic lives while Kennedy deals with an injury that may ruin her soccer star dreams.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,977 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Heart of the Matter by corikane reviews
Beca and Chloe take their 'friendship' a little too far - in Jesse's eyes. And things get even more complicated from there. (No copyright infringement intended.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse - Complete
The Survey by awriterofthings reviews
Beca's too nervous to talk to her crush so Amy does some scoping for her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Sorry's Not Enough by Ibbly5 reviews
Sequel to this is goodbye, read that first, it's not long at all, and then this'll make sense. Bechloe oneshot
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
I Think My Girl Is Bi by kendrickyoulittleshit reviews
Jesse learns something new about Beca. Based on "I Think My Girl is Bi" by Omarion.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse - Complete
If Our Love's Insanity, Why Are You My Clarity? by awriterofthings reviews
Beca's a vampire that meets Chloe when she saves her from becoming a late night snack. Chloe becomes intrigued by Beca and much to the vampire's dismay, they become close.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,510 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Masterpiece Theater by getpitchslapped reviews
Prompted drabbles that are too short to stand alone. Prompts enclosed with each chapter.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Little Things, Chloe by EAPhelps327 reviews
Beca finally gathers the courage to tell Chloe how she feels. Just a little story I had to get out of my head
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
Duets and Recordings by Fever-Induced reviews
A bit of smut and fluff between Beca and Chloe, drifts away from original plot so it's kinda AU. Just read because I'm horrible with summaries, sorry
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
If That's Okay by Sweedledome reviews
Beca doesn't want Chloe to leave. Short One Shot, kinda fluffy.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
You're the one I want by ilovegreen007 reviews
Sometimes being Miss Perfect's sister absolutely sucks. bechloe97 prompt " I've read your stories on bechloe and I love them! I was wondering if you'd be willing to a write a one shot based off the song. Chloe by emblem3" request granted.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Wrecking Ball by getpitchslapped reviews
Beca's never been a touchy-feely person—no hand-holding, no cuddling, and certainly no hugs. Until Chloe Beale comes along and turns that policy upside-down.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
John Smith's Angels by acafuckmylife reviews
Based off the movie "Charlie's Angels." Beca, Chloe, and Aubrey all have a past, when they were younger; they were approached by a random stranger with a proposition. They now work for John Smith, as his 'angels' fighting crime, and going under cover. They are called onto a new case to protect a girl named Lilly, who is to be considered the world's next genius. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,937 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Kiss It Better Again? by power.in.a.pen reviews
Short little one shot. Just an idea that came to mind and I had to get it out.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Time For A New Game by because of the name reviews
In which Aubrey's room is the best place for making confessions. "You're the first person I think I really love, Chlo… and damn, I have a good taste." Beca/Chloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
I'm Cheating on My Roomate by SailorOfShips reviews
Aubrey moves to Boston over the summer to get settled before graduate school, leaving Chloe with rent to pay and no one to split it with. Beca moves in with Chloe, but it puts a strain on Chloe's "relationship" with a very jealous Tom. (I OWN NOTHING!)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,752 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Exactly What I Need by awriterofthings reviews
Beca reluctantly attends therapy sessions where she ends up talking about Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Pneumonia by theothergranger reviews
Beca comes down with pneumonia during midterms and Chloe takes it upon herself to make her feel better. Lots of cuddling and "Rizzoli and Isles" watching ensues.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,564 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Music Is Key by acabitch reviews
It is a known fact that Beca is closed off. Now Beca has come to a realization but is still in denial. Will she be able to finally get over herself and embrace the conclusion that will potentially give her happiness or will she continue to push everyone away? Music might just be the key to unlocking everything. Bechloe. Staubrey. Chaubrey and Jeca friendship.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,054 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B., Aubrey P., Stacie - Complete
Win A Date With Chloe Beale! by KendrickGirlcrush reviews
Chloe, being the most eligible woman at Barden, has numerous people vying for her attention... Will Beca be able to win her heart over all the others? She certainly hopes so... She even asked Aubrey for help! - BeChloe endgame
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Final Night by WildForWilde reviews
It's one of the final nights before Chloe graduates and the a cappella groups are having a final get together. Can Beca work up the nerve to say anything? Rubbish summary, just give it a read! Bechloe with hints of Jaubrey
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Under One Roof by TakeItAsItComes reviews
Chloe and Aubrey are in need of a new roommate. Beca Mitchell is a most unlikely candidate.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Learn to Love You like I Love You by Fighting4you reviews
I'm not very great at summarizing. The Bella's are all living under one roof. Beca and Chloe become closer and closer with everyday. Chloe is trying not to fall back onto old habits and be the perky bubbly red head everyone knows and loves, but sometimes life can get in the way. T- eventually M Possible Triggers/serious situations.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Anonymous by x-backtoblack-x reviews
Ever wonder whose messaging you behind that grey face? Collab fic I'm doing with acafuckmylife (check out her stories).
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Let's Go by allmyinhibitions reviews
Pretty short, probably a one shot. Beca and Chloe are off on a trip.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Souls by VSpecter reviews
Finally Jesse kissed Beca at the ICCA's. But there is this feeling ... she can't put her finger on it. It doesn't matter. The Bella's should celebrate. (For now T. Not sure what I am up to yet. My first Pitch Perfect try)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Romance, it's hard, it's tricky by acabitch reviews
Beca Mitchell is now a famous award-winning DJ and music producer but the public is clamoring for more, to see more actually. Just some fluff.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Night Music by kendricked reviews
Oneshot drabble thing. Chloe comes home to the apartment to find unexpected music coming from behind the door.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Keep You by bettertoburnout reviews
Inspired by a prompt that was based on the idea of Beca and Chloe having each other's personalities. This time, Chloe is the one having trouble letting anyone in, and Beca is interested in being more than just a friend. However, she persists with the friendship in order to make things work, ever optimistic. Beca x Chloe, oneshot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Just A Glance by Bel-Halliwell reviews
It all began with a glance. They didn't know how things would turn up, but there was no stopping it. Pitch Perfect, bechloe style.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,306 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Chloe B., Beca M.
Stone Hard as Bulletproof Glass by inkstainedpinky reviews
AU. Beca Mitchell had everything at her fingertips: fame and fortune and the career of her dreams. So when a long-standing deal from the past rears its ugly head, she is forced from her life of glitz and glamour in LA back to the plains of Georgia to fulfill her end of a bargain.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,255 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Bumper's number by bechloehuh reviews
What if Fat Amy didn't have Bumper's number when they broke down on the way to Semi-Finals?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Through The Phone by acabitch reviews
Beca and Jesse are spending some best lesbro (his words not hers) quality time and decided on making a bet. The wager is a little corny for Beca's taste but well, a bet's a bet and somebody has to pay up. A little fluffy one-shot. Bechloe. Jeca friendship.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse, Aubrey P. - Complete
Future Wife by bduefbfsy reviews
A one-shot fic inspired by a 30 Rock episode. I kind of took a small idea and turned it into fun fluff for Bechloe. Beca goes to the dentists to get her wisdom teeth removed, and under anesthesia she sees Chloe Beale again. R&R!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Beca Mitchell Method by awriterofthings reviews
Beca works up the courage to ask Chloe out.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Aubrey Ships Bechloe? by yeahsouhhi reviews
Of all the people Beca would think to have in her corner, Aubrey Posen was not one of them. (Reuploaded from an old account.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Forgive Me Not by babbit333 reviews
Beca and Chloe went through a horrible breakup in high school and 3 years later, they are reunited at Barden University. Over the years, Beca has changed drastically into a pretentious womanizer much to Chloe's dismay. Will Beca ever learn to forgive Chloe for her mistakes or will she forever hold a grudge against her?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,379 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Nothing really matters by Lizlinx reviews
Time had past. Beca's in her sophomore year and Chloe has gone to New york, but they couldnt help to miss each other. One morning Beca is greeted with a special and unexpected visit.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Defeat the Huns by Melanocortin1 reviews
Chloe never knows what to expect when she comes home, but one thing is for sure... She'll have an army to defeat the Huns one day. Kind of a sequel to VHS
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Time Aubrey Saw Something She Shouldn't Have by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe talks Beca into making a video
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Sass N' Ass by kendrickyoulittleshit reviews
Chloe and Beca decide who has the better ass. Prompted by Liz's typo. Transferred from Tumblr.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Curiosity by whoselineisitanyway reviews
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,729 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Studying Anatomy by blackindiaink reviews
Tiny ficlet in which Chloe is trying to study but Beca won't let her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
That Never Works by KendrickGirlcrush reviews
After suffering from another broken heart, Chloe decides that love simply isn't worth the pain and, let's face it, Beca never was one for love. After a drunken night of Bellas partying, the pair decide to make a pact: a purely physical relationship where they promise not to fall in love. BeChloe endgame, hints at Staubrey :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,065 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Ranch Hands by Vestgirl reviews
Being the only girl on her soccer team was hard enough, but being sent to a ranch with them over her spring break to try and improve their attitudes? Ridiculous. But Rainbow is the type to take anything in stride, even her startling attraction to the female ranch hand. Her time on the ranch might not only improve her game, but help her discover herself. Full sum inside, AJ/RD.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,659 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Applejack, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Kiss Me 'Til You're Drunk by getpitchslapped reviews
Beca's different than Chloe's usual one-night stands. AUish. Title from "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5 because it came on the radio when I was driving and I lack originality.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Art House by C-AND-B reviews
AU. Beca's been dragged to an art house and she's bored when she just so happens to bump into actress Chloe Beale (her long time crush). No-one said they couldn't do that in the bathroom. Bechloe with a small amount of Staubrey.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Morning by kendricked reviews
just a little morning bechloe thing because why the fluff not?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
You Take That Back! by romeothewriter reviews
It's the age-old battle of red vs. blue. Chloe is set on her belief that the blue power ranger was superior. Can Beca prove to her that it was in fact the red ranger that reigned over all? Bechloe super fluff based in "Shooting Stars and All That" AU. Kind of. One Shot
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Love Judge by U.O. Zyzpm reviews
Poseidon & Athena enter the throne room for the Spring council to find court is in session with Aphrodite, Zeus, and Chiron as judges to decide whether the accounts of all Percy's friends, allies, and even foes are right about Percabeth. Has flashbacks. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Poseidon, Athena
I Hate How Much I Love You by woahoooyeah reviews
Beca and Chloe have hated each other from the start. The Bella's go to Bora Bora for the summer, to have an adventure at the well-known Resort, Eden. But what happens when Beca and Chloe are forced into situations, that cause them to interact with one another? Will their feels changes towards each other? [location based upon the movie couples retreat]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,543 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Happy Birthday Chloe by nayaholic23 reviews
Beca hates birthdays. But for some reason, she finds herself planning a surprise party for Chloe. One-shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Marking Territory by naxmachine reviews
Prompt: Beca and Chloe replace their broken coffee-table, and Beca unknowingly walks into trouble. Also, how not to mess with someone else's girl-fiend. One-shot. I'm lousy at summaries but the actual story make sense, I swear.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Oh by ttaettae reviews
Chloe hates it when Beca comes home drunk. Drabble.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
bcbegins by teasingyourtears reviews
Beca & Chloe get hitched; their best friends document the entire event through a series of photographs and tweets using the hashtag #bcbegins.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Rivalry Among the Winged by Living In My Imagination reviews
Iggy's acting weird, becoming more like Fang. Max thinks it's hormones. Fang knows better. Meanwhile Max has something to hide too; something niether of her boys are expecting. Lots of Fax. Better than the Summary. M.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,512 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
A Demigod's Tale by starlitedragons reviews
Percy and his friends are suddenly transported to big room with a bunch of kids and adults. Wait, are those Goode students and teachers? What's going on? When the Fates come and present a book for them to read... Well... Let's just say, all Hades was about to break loose. On Indefinite Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,870 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Percy J.
I Should Have Known Better by naxmachine reviews
Prompt: Beca has been singing "I Saw The Sign" too much, she's immune to billboard-sized signage.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Shooting Stars and All That by romeothewriter reviews
Chloe Beale has just moved into the baddest neighborhood in LA due to pure stubborn pride. After a shooting happens in the apartment next door, she decides to get herself a gun. The license is one thing. The ability to shoot it? Completely different. Can a low key DJ help her out as well as help herself in the process? First Multi fic. AU
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,396 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Rainbow's Embrace in the Doorway of a Cloud by SirAlexanderVonWolfgang reviews
{Humanized story} Driven to some points, all you need is to know that someone cares about you.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Stepping Through The Boundaries by MajesticWriter15 reviews
The Hollywood ending Jesse and Beca were expecting doesn't live up to standards, could Beca have that ending with someone else? Bechloe. Rated T for now but it will change.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,501 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Your eyes look like coming home by bechloehuh reviews
Tumblr prompt by brookester27 - "Could you write a bechloe one-shot where Beca does something really sweet and romantic for Chloe on their first anniversary?"
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Si demain n'existait pas by itwasyounme reviews
Chloe had always loved to learn foreign language. French was her favorite though, especially when Beca didn't know what she was saying but blushed anyways.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Down to Earth Family by zachary.hearson reviews
Family, one of the most important things a pony can have. It comes with Love, care, protection, but what about a young orange pegasus named Scootaloo who doesn't have one, and what will two mares do to change that.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,358 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Assumptions by icemoonbankai reviews
Bechloe One-Shot Chloe POV: It's not like you ever discussed things like this, it's actually just the opposite. You should have learned by now to stop assuming things. Rated T for suggestive themes, nothing explicit.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The one I want by TheBlackSheep24 reviews
prompted on tumblr. Chloe is always living in her older sister's shadow. But what happens when the older Beale's charm doesn't work on our favorite DJ?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Beca Stark Takes An Arrow To The Heart by SailorOfShips reviews
Avengers/Pitch Perfect Crossover of initial team meeting. Prompted by a friend of mine :] That awesome nerd knows who they are.
Crossover - Avengers & Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
I Guess I Do by x-backtoblack-x reviews
Chloe's cousin's getting married and she'll be damned if she has to endure another family gathering/speed dating weekend. Cue Beca to begrudgingly save the day.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
VHS by Melanocortin1 reviews
Chloe comes home to find Beca doing something surprising to say the least. Fluff and sillyness to ensure.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Chloe's song by bechloehuh reviews
One-shot based on Taylor Swift's 'Mary's song (Oh my my my)'
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Everything You Want by funnyhowthatis reviews
In the morning after the Bellas win the final competition, Beca and Chloe realize that they might not have gotten all that they wanted.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Where art thou Romeo? by romeothewriter reviews
Beca and Chloe are cast as the lead roles in a school play and due to lack of males in Aubrey's drama club, Beca must be Romeo. Is that really Aubrey's reasoning? Can Beca get out of the famous kiss scene? AU High School one shot. First fic. Please review
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Think Of It Like (A Deleted Scene) by Redlance-ck reviews
And finally, something breaks. Low in her gut and high in her heart and suddenly, Beca's reaching out. [One-shot]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Art of Retaliation by bechloeislove reviews
Based off of a tumblr prompt.: "strangegameprofessor asked: hey, i got a prompt for you. could you possibly do a story where Beca starts a bar fight to defend Chloe's honor or something" Pitch Perfect, Oneshot, BeChloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Songs About Sex by bechloeislove reviews
Stacie, Amy and Cynthia Rose learn how much of an impact can songs about sex have on Chloe when they try to get her and Beca together. (Pitch Perfect, Oneshot, BeChloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Matching shirts by bechloehuh reviews
Beca and Chloe go shopping together and Chloe wants to buy matching shirts with her girlfriend.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
It's One of those Days by blue-wasabi24 reviews
It's one of those days where Beca really appreciates her girlfriend. A short little drabble. Like, seriously short.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
At any cost by bjsplatface reviews
Beca is a loner in every sense of the word, but when a bubbly redhead waltzes into her life the walls she had carefully built come crashing down and all she can do is watch. I suck at summaries just give it a read :)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
I'm Not a Bottom by awriterofthings reviews
Beca refuses to admit that she's the submissive one in the relationship.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Good Vibrations by awriterofthings reviews
Beca finds a way to amuse herself at a party that Chloe is dragging her to.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Interrupted by sup-shawshank reviews
PWP. Aubrey interrupts Beca's fun so the brunette takes it upon herself to return the favour.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B., Aubrey P.
Amy & Her Meddling Ways by yeahsouhhi reviews
Amy likes to meddle, it's a well known fact. And since Beca won't ask Chloe out herself, Amy has decided to take matters into her own hands.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
The Lesson by SailorOfShips reviews
SMUFF (Is that even a thing? Smut plus Fluff equals Smuff, right?) ONESHOT- Same Universe as "What Beca Wants" There are nights when Beca will have a graveyard shift at the station and Chloe will head to the dance studio to kill time. But, Chloe has a bad habit of leaving the door to the studio unlocked. Beca decides to teach Chloe a lesson late one night. I OWN NOTHING!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
More than Friends by Ap-titude reviews
Beca likes Chloe. Chloe likes Beca. Both are oblivious to their feelings for each other much to the amusement of their friends. Fat Amy, Aubrey and the other bellas need a plan. This is my first ever story on here so be kind. Warning: this may be incredibly soppy at points.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
What Beca Wants by SailorOfShips reviews
After the ICCAs Beca is confused about her feelings for Chloe. Chloe tries to help Beca accept her feelings, but Beca is in denial. Will she realize her feelings before it's too late, or will she push Chloe away for good? DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF PITCH PERFECT. (Although, I would love to have any part of Anna...er..I mean the movie ] )
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,479 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Cooking for Two! With Your Host, Beca Mitchell! by KendrickGirlcrush reviews
After 6 months together, Chloe was surprised to learn more about Beca's skills... Really bad, summary, better story I promise! Beca/Chloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
A Trek Through The Wild by nerdy03 reviews
How Beca ends up on a hiking trip is beyond her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Infallible Reasoning by Daxx reviews
When Beca gets a rather panicked call from Chloe begging for help with her Biology final, she runs to the rescue only to find out that Chloe has a rather... hands on approach to learning.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by BeChloe01 reviews
For Chloe, it was infatuation at first sight. Now she just needs to get Beca to notice her and if all goes well, she'll get to call Beca hers. She's willing to do whatever it takes to get the girl. Companion piece to, "Perfect Harmony" from Chloe's POV. Slight A/U BeChloe ONESHOT.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
Defeat the Low by bettertoburnout reviews
Beca x Chloe; [from a prompt] Chloe Beale broke Beca's heart in highschool, and when she sees her years later at Barden University, decides to make amends. As she tries to win her back, she realises that she may have left Beca more broken than she ever realised. Is she too late to fix things and make Beca whole again?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,204 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Sent back in time MoA by MidnightsBrokenSong reviews
It's the winter solstice, two years before Percy comes to camp. Everything was fine until six teenagers appear out of no where with a book and a note saying they must read it so they can change their future. Six teens come from a few weeks before MoA. Percabeth, Jasper Pen name changed was KissOfAtlantis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,955 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Today and Everyday by KendrickGirlcrush reviews
Beca's gift to Chloe on their anniversary... A pretty big one might I say. Oneshot. Features Ellen. WARNING: Astronomical amounts of fluff. Beca/Chloe future fic
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Sunday Mornings by yeahsouhhi reviews
Beca Mitchell loved her sleep, but she couldn't deny that she loved her girlfriend more. It was the only reasonable explanation for being awake at six a.m. in the pouring rain. (High School AU One-shot).
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Jesse's Girl Wants You To by KendrickGirlcrush reviews
Aubrey and Stacie try coax Chloe into admitting her toner for a certain dark DJ the only way they know how: through music. My first fic. Beca/Chloe hints Aubrey/Stacie
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Movie Night Madness by yeahsouhhi reviews
Movie nights have become a tradition for the long time best friends Chloe and Beca but what happens when this one starts off with a bang? (High School AU three-shot)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Sandwiches by Melanocortin1 reviews
Beca tries to explain to Chloe that her sandwiches are the best, but the red head isn't buying it. Pure Bechloe fluff.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Finding Our Happy Endings by yeahsouhhi reviews
Sophomore year has started and Beca is ready to make things official with Chloe. As the big day arrives she starts to panic and Stacie has to help calm her down. What Stacie doesn't expect is a pep talk and a new found confidence to ask out the girl of her dreams. (one shot, rated T for langauge)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Stay by awriterofthings reviews
Beca has had a tragic two years and has given up surfing because of it but while taking care of her sick aunt at the woman's beach house, she meets Chloe, an outgoing surfer. Will she be able to let go of her personal demons, allowing herself to be loved and creating new friendships along the way? -Thank you to DarkWriterXX94 for the cover image-
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,154 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Secret Admirer by bettertoburnout reviews
Beca x Chloe; (from a prompt) Prom is fast approaching, and Beca has a secret admirer showering her with gifts as part of an elaborate prom invitation
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
From Aprons to Riches by bettertoburnout reviews
Beca x Chloe prompt: "Beca is a chef, works long hours and has basically no life outside of work. After a dinner service she goes to a bar late at night to unwind and meets Chloe, the cute bartender." - Oneshot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Films About Ghosts by Melissa7187 reviews
Seven one-shots for Bechloe Week. Part Seven: Beca can't help but think that guys have it way easier than girls. They know the right places to go on dates and the best way to give a first kiss and…the perfect way to propose. With her girlfriend moving to New York, Beca gets some help from her best friend as she tries to figure out how to ask Chloe to marry her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Score one for Beca Mitchell by TheBlackSheep24 reviews
Beca has a problem with jealousy.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Indestructible by Amiphobic reviews
Series of unrelated oneshots for Bechloe Week 2013. Individual ratings for chapters within.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,347 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Tequila by corikane reviews
Beca's drunk, Chloe's sweet, and Jesse's pissed. (No copyright infringement intended.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse - Complete
The doctor will see you now by acafuckmylife reviews
Synopsis: Beca goes to her doctor for a physical examination. However the brunette finds it extremely difficult when Dr. Beale goes to give her a Pap test. (smut)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Chloe learns the cup song by freeflowingideas reviews
Chloe asked Beca to teach her the cup song/trick
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,134 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The First Time by thatmitchsentho reviews
Chloe thinks back over a number of first times. All Bechloe. Short and fluffy, and obviously that Jesse thing never happened.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Paint War by TheBlackSheep24 reviews
Fluffy one-shot. This is what happens when Chloe decideds to redecorate their apartment but Beca thinks the paint would look better on Chloe than the walls.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
That's Music To My Ears by pitchperfectfeels reviews
They met at a coffee shop, and now she's about to hear her voice for the first time.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete