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Joined 02-24-09, id: 1846814, Profile Updated: 06-09-10
Author has written 6 stories for Code Geass, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, and Naruto.

Indeed, it was a strange series of coincidences that led me to this place. I never really understood most fanfic writers, but as people say, "Walk a mile in someone else's shoes." That way when you turn around and insult them, you'll be a whole mile away AND have their shoes on top of it. Beat that.

I was once told by a guy that my sarcasm is too overboard and that I'm a bitch. I think he was just jealous.

My pet peeves are people who make loud noises when they eat, people who wear the same T-shirts everyday, people who leave used tissues lying around, people who spit on the ground randomly, and a lot of other things. I also believe that intelligence is measured by how much less work you put in to get the same results as someone else.

Frankly, I don't understand why you've read this far. Congratulations, you must have almost as much free time as me.


P.S. my partner-in-crime is the one who does most of the work, brainstorming, and actual writing

P.P.S. I laugh at you if you take us seriously.


My partner-in-crime is probably the funnier of the two of us, and the more sarcastic. Quite honestly, I have no idea why I suddenly decided to write fanfiction, but it's turning out to be quite a fun experience. This probably is because the two of us share similar tastes, or find the same things amusing.

Well, enjoy the fics.


P.S. If I write alot, it means I have verbal diarrhea.

P.P.S. Never give me sugar, for your sanity and mine.


Between the two of us, we've probably seen all of the anime ever aired, we've never really checked. But since there's just too many to list, we'll only include the ones worth mentioning.

Our Favorite Animes: Code Geass (for the LMAOs), Darker Than Black, Trinity Blood, Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu, Full Metal Alchemist, Natsume Yuujinchou, Eyeshield 21 (well, mainly just Hiruma), Appleseed, Evangelion, Miyazaki Hayao movies, Ghost in the Shell, Fairy Tail, Black Cat (manga), Basara, Nodame Cantabile, Rurouni Kenshin, Soul Eater, xxxHolic, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Durarara!, Katekyoshi Hitman Reborn!, Maou (drama)

Favorite Series to Bash: Naruto, Code Geass, Prince of Tennis, anything with Miura Haruma (Koizora), Bleach, Vampire Knights, Dragonball GT, Yugioh, Pokemon, Disney movies, Inuyasha, Gundam Seed Destiny, Blood, Buso Renkin, Fruits Basket, X/1999 (love to bash), HunterxHunter, Shonen Onmyouji, Shaman King, Final Fantasy (just Cloud, really), Yakitate Japan!, Senkou no Night Raid

Note: We love all the listed series, just in our own twisted, er, different ways. :D

OUR current favorite quotes:

"I will use you until you dry up then throw you away like a ragged cloth!" - Lelouch Vi Britannia, Code Geass R2

"Just imagine a person hugging the statue of David for two years straight. No personality, no warmth, nothing. Just a lot of hugging and kissing surfaces made of stone." - (regarding the romance between Edward Cullen and Bella Swan)

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Keep Your Friends Close But Your Enemies Closer by lizren reviews
Raito devises the perfect plan to find out L's real name... seduce him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,045 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005 - L, Light Y.
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8385 - Favs: 7,526 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 296 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 384 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 4,735 - Follows: 549 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Lelouch's Adventures in Wonderland reviews
In which an amnesiac Lelouch embarks on a journey to relearn all of Season 1 through a quirky hallucinogenic trip to Wonderland, Code Geass style. Just who are Suzaku and Nunally?
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
For the Love of Ramen
In which Sasuke encounters a ramen loving blonde and gets more than he bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Of Pizza and Ambiguous Relationships reviews
In which Lelouch engages in a discussion with C.C. about equilateral pizza slices and Suzaku
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
In Which Lelouch and Suzaku XXX reviews
Where XXX is an undefined action different from that which rabid fangirls are prone to imagining.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Kanda's Unamused Musings reviews
In which Kanda questions the intelligence level of his comrades.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
For My Justice reviews
In which Light Yagami discovers a new form of World Domination
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Light Y. - Complete