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Alright, here's what I'll tell ya.
Things I like: Yaoi, anime, manga, reading, writing, my best friends, and learning languages
Things I don't like: School, my father, idiots, people who think being homoesexual, talking to homosexuals, or believing that homosexuality is right and you shouldn't give a fuck what other people think, is wrong, and math.
Name: Lexi Foxx
Age: I'll let you guess ;)
Orientation: Bisexual and damn proud of it.
Sex: Nonexistent.. I mean female.
Marital Status: Single, and quite seriously loving it.
TV Shows I Enjoy Watching: House M.D., American Idol (This I watch when I'm bored and can't seem to find anyone to sleep with), C.S.I, and N.C.I.S.
Movies: Give me anything scary, gorey, bloody, disgusting, funny, or wierd and I'll watch it without hesitation. A few of my favorites have been Rose Red, The Omen 1976 Version, Clockwork Orange, Desperation, Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal, Midnight Meat Train, Friday The 13th One and Two, The Nightmare On Elm Street series, Freddie Versus Jason (albeit this was not the best movie.. sigh), Leperchaun, that movie with the clown named Pennywise that I can never remember the name of to save my damn life (I blame memory loss), Anaconda One and Two, Kill Bill Volume One and Two, The Bourne Identity, 40 Year Old Virgin, Shallow Hal, Epic Movie, Underworld Evolution, Confessions Of A Vampire, My Super Ex Girlfriend, and the James Bond movies (all of them).
Books: Fantasy, Horror, Historical Fiction, and Science Fiction. A more specific recount would be.. Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse (I am not including Breaking Dawn because I detested it), all Anne Rice books, Cirque Du Freak series (Are you quite getting the gist here? No? Let's put it obviously then- I have an obsession with vampires brought on by the changing from a child to a young adult when I was twelve. To put it simply, I picked up a book about vampires and got hooked), Harry Potter series (All but the seventh book.. It really disappointed me), The Little House On The Prairie series (Alright, I really am a sucker for Historical Fiction...), Good Omen, and the Inheritance Cycle so far. I have quite a few more I've read, believe me, but I truly don't feel like listing every book I've read since I was three..
The Deafening Silence: Harry Potter. Slightly AU. Lord Voldemort (Tom Riddle)/ Harry Potter. This is a story in which Harry, instead of managing to get away from the graveyard in the fourth book, gets captured. It all pretty much goes on from there..
Wander: Harry Potter. Slightly AU. Draco Malfoy/ Harry Potter. Blaise Zabini/ Serpe Malfoy. Draco Malfoy and his twin enter Hogwarts. Harry Potter is clueless. Blaise is sexy. This will be done in seven different parts to coincide with the seven books. However, this is my interpretation of events, in my own words, so I may leave things out. Off hiatus.
Upcoming Stories (Not in order):
Before I Go: Naruto. Shisui/Itachi. A rather sad ficlet that I wrote two months ago. Its a oneshot, taking place the day before Itachi kills Shisui.
Desperation: Naruto. AU. Madara/Sasuke. Sasuke is orphaned after his parents are killed and his brother runs away. He stays in the Konoha Orphanage for five years, but one day a mysterious man by the name of Madara, who claims to be his mother's half-brother. Madara, however, isn't all that he seems and when he adopts Sasuke, that is more then revealed.
Lying In The Bed I've Made: Harry Potter. NonMagic. AU. Lucius Malfoy/ Harry Potter. Sirius Black is raising his godson Harry after Lily's and James' brutal murders. Harry is sixteen when Sirius introduces him to his private life, one filled with violence and a brothel in the bad parts of London. He is kicked onto the streets until joining a brothel to provide for himself. Six months pass and he is rented by one of the most powerful and sought after men in all of Britain, Lucius Malfoy. But Harry doesn't see what's so great about him.
Out Of Luck, Out Of Sound Mind: Naruto. AU. Kakuzu/Hidan. Requested by The Uchiha Itachi. Kakuzu is the health professor at the prestigious Tokyo University. Until, that is, a colleague he once thought of as a friend gets him fired. He then needs someone to help him pay the rent for his one bedroom, one bathroom, no space apartment. What better candidate for a roommate than a foul-mouthed Jashin teenager who's just been kicked out by his parents?
This is the end of my profile. All that follows will be an updated archive of quotes and statements that I like.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
"T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him!!"-3OH3, Don't Trust Me
The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new- Albert Einstein
The beinning is the most important part of the work- Plato
Friendship is born at the moment one person says to another "What! You too? I thought I was the only one!"- CS Lewis
In the long run we get no more than we have been willing to give- Sheldon Kopp
I shut my eyes in order to see- Paul Gavguin
Our anxiety does not come from thinking about the future, but from wanting to control it- Kahlil Gibran
The earth has music for those who listen- William Shakespeare
If you know someone that should be run over by a bus put this in your profile.
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If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.
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You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you think that Kingdom Hearts characters are just like Naruto, (Sasuke-Riku, Sakura-Kairi, Naruto-Sora) copy this into your profile.
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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P