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Joined 02-24-09, id: 1846898, Profile Updated: 07-26-09
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Alright, here's what I'll tell ya.

Things I like: Yaoi, anime, manga, reading, writing, my best friends, and learning languages

Things I don't like: School, my father, idiots, people who think being homoesexual, talking to homosexuals, or believing that homosexuality is right and you shouldn't give a fuck what other people think, is wrong, and math.

Name: Lexi Foxx

Age: I'll let you guess ;)

Country: U.S.

Orientation: Bisexual and damn proud of it.

Sex: Nonexistent.. I mean female.

Marital Status: Single, and quite seriously loving it.

TV Shows I Enjoy Watching: House M.D., American Idol (This I watch when I'm bored and can't seem to find anyone to sleep with), C.S.I, and N.C.I.S.

Movies: Give me anything scary, gorey, bloody, disgusting, funny, or wierd and I'll watch it without hesitation. A few of my favorites have been Rose Red, The Omen 1976 Version, Clockwork Orange, Desperation, Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal, Midnight Meat Train, Friday The 13th One and Two, The Nightmare On Elm Street series, Freddie Versus Jason (albeit this was not the best movie.. sigh), Leperchaun, that movie with the clown named Pennywise that I can never remember the name of to save my damn life (I blame memory loss), Anaconda One and Two, Kill Bill Volume One and Two, The Bourne Identity, 40 Year Old Virgin, Shallow Hal, Epic Movie, Underworld Evolution, Confessions Of A Vampire, My Super Ex Girlfriend, and the James Bond movies (all of them).

Books: Fantasy, Horror, Historical Fiction, and Science Fiction. A more specific recount would be.. Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse (I am not including Breaking Dawn because I detested it), all Anne Rice books, Cirque Du Freak series (Are you quite getting the gist here? No? Let's put it obviously then- I have an obsession with vampires brought on by the changing from a child to a young adult when I was twelve. To put it simply, I picked up a book about vampires and got hooked), Harry Potter series (All but the seventh book.. It really disappointed me), The Little House On The Prairie series (Alright, I really am a sucker for Historical Fiction...), Good Omen, and the Inheritance Cycle so far. I have quite a few more I've read, believe me, but I truly don't feel like listing every book I've read since I was three..


The Deafening Silence: Harry Potter. Slightly AU. Lord Voldemort (Tom Riddle)/ Harry Potter. This is a story in which Harry, instead of managing to get away from the graveyard in the fourth book, gets captured. It all pretty much goes on from there..

Wander: Harry Potter. Slightly AU. Draco Malfoy/ Harry Potter. Blaise Zabini/ Serpe Malfoy. Draco Malfoy and his twin enter Hogwarts. Harry Potter is clueless. Blaise is sexy. This will be done in seven different parts to coincide with the seven books. However, this is my interpretation of events, in my own words, so I may leave things out. Off hiatus.

Upcoming Stories (Not in order):

Before I Go: Naruto. Shisui/Itachi. A rather sad ficlet that I wrote two months ago. Its a oneshot, taking place the day before Itachi kills Shisui.

Desperation: Naruto. AU. Madara/Sasuke. Sasuke is orphaned after his parents are killed and his brother runs away. He stays in the Konoha Orphanage for five years, but one day a mysterious man by the name of Madara, who claims to be his mother's half-brother. Madara, however, isn't all that he seems and when he adopts Sasuke, that is more then revealed.

Lying In The Bed I've Made: Harry Potter. NonMagic. AU. Lucius Malfoy/ Harry Potter. Sirius Black is raising his godson Harry after Lily's and James' brutal murders. Harry is sixteen when Sirius introduces him to his private life, one filled with violence and a brothel in the bad parts of London. He is kicked onto the streets until joining a brothel to provide for himself. Six months pass and he is rented by one of the most powerful and sought after men in all of Britain, Lucius Malfoy. But Harry doesn't see what's so great about him.

Out Of Luck, Out Of Sound Mind: Naruto. AU. Kakuzu/Hidan. Requested by The Uchiha Itachi. Kakuzu is the health professor at the prestigious Tokyo University. Until, that is, a colleague he once thought of as a friend gets him fired. He then needs someone to help him pay the rent for his one bedroom, one bathroom, no space apartment. What better candidate for a roommate than a foul-mouthed Jashin teenager who's just been kicked out by his parents?

This is the end of my profile. All that follows will be an updated archive of quotes and statements that I like.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

"T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him!!"-3OH3, Don't Trust Me

The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new- Albert Einstein

The beinning is the most important part of the work- Plato

Friendship is born at the moment one person says to another "What! You too? I thought I was the only one!"- CS Lewis

In the long run we get no more than we have been willing to give- Sheldon Kopp

I shut my eyes in order to see- Paul Gavguin

Our anxiety does not come from thinking about the future, but from wanting to control it- Kahlil Gibran

The earth has music for those who listen- William Shakespeare

If you know someone that should be run over by a bus put this in your profile.

If you think that you are awesome, put this in your profile.

If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.

If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.

If you fear the men in white, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you believe that those damn kids should give the Trix Rabbit their cereal, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, SuicideAngel1369, SemeSideOfThePaddle

If you have ever watched your dog try to eat a fly and then laugh when it gets eaten copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think Neji should be the Pantene Pro-V Poster boy. copy this into your profile.

If you think that Kingdom Hearts characters are just like Naruto, (Sasuke-Riku, Sakura-Kairi, Naruto-Sora) copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you've every pictured Sesshoumaru chasing his tail in full form, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

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Fate by black-ice-alchemist reviews
Sasuke's been wounded. Itachi finds him. Out of what affection he has for the boy, he heals him using an advanced jutsu. but the jutsu has a string attached. A psychic bond and physical atraction between the user and the recipient. UCHIHACEST! yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Rented To Be by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Melody and Lyrics by The Last Lost Continent reviews
Teenagers were made to be stupid. And to screw possibly dangerous men in backseats. But that's neither here nor there. under a serious re-vamp. Updates sporadically.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
I Just Can't Live Without You by xXxUchiha DaisyxXx reviews
Sasuke is in a band called Suicidal Ducktape.He had everything;fangirls,concerts,ext.The only thing: He's in love with his older brother.To cover it up he's a slut behind the scenes.What happens when Itachi finds out everything? Yaoi,incest,Sasuke's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,788 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Musically Inclined by Pagan Blood reviews
Naruto loves music. Gaara loves music which is why his iPod is so precious to him. What happens when Gaara loses his iPod and Naruto finds it? What happens when Naruto finds himself enamored with a stranger, when he finds his musical soulmate? Naru/Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,812 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Houseboy by MarauderNextGen reviews
AU/OOC Eighteen year old Harry Potter has found his trust fund dried out and in need of work he answers an ad for a houseboy. But when the employer turns out to be Lucius Malfoy, what will happen? warn slash HP/LM,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
When Chasing Rainbows by Rinkinkirs reviews
He told me he’d be waiting for me beyond the rainbow. I never understood what he meant. HitsuGin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Sticky Valentine SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Will a love potion made by a desperate Sasuke-fan affect the friendship between the raven and Naruto? This is a special Valentine's that no one in Konoha High School will ever forget. Rated M for last chapter. Others contain fluff and a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Watching by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
AU, -Compulsive Story-, When your a jock, your expected him to play sports, hang out with the guys, be popular, and love girls. Well that's all true expect for one part. And when the new kid comes to town it's time to pick up a new hobby, Stalking. yoai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Metamorphosis by blueeyesandliterature reviews
Brom idolized Morzan. Morzan was aware of this and took advantage of Brom's devotion in a hundred different ways." Their relationship was never meant to last. BromMorzan SLASH LEMONS
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2009 - [Brom, Morzan] - Complete
Ad Finem Until The End by Sodom reviews
Draco Malfoy failed to kill Dumbledore. The consequences are not exactly what he expected. This story depicts how hate can turn into love. capture bonding! LVDM SSDM DMHP warnings: HBP spoilers,slash,violence,noncon,multiple character death! smut galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,884 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
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Wander reviews
Draco has a twin, Harry and Blaise are clueless, and YAOI is abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Deafening Silence reviews
Harry didn't like him, he didn't like him at all. But Merlin whatever he was doing felt good, and Harry wanted more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Remembrance: A Visit reviews
Short Severus/Harry drabble that would not get out of my mind, so I posted it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete