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Just wanted to try some copying/pasting.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile ok the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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The Sorceress and the Dragon by PrincessinHiding reviews
Meet Alexia Mason. She's a Gryffindor, best friends with Fred and George Weasley, and is love with none other than Draco Malfoy! A re-telling of Harry Potter starting with 'Prisoner of Azkaban' Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,175 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Draco M., OC
Alice by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
City of Life by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Edward: crown prince. Bella: his fiance. Alice: princess, psychic. Jasper: Night-Shadow. Emmett: firedancer. Rosalie: seductress. Carlisle and Esme: king and queen. In a world of witchcraft, assassins, and forbidden love, no one can be trusted anymore...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,725 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
Somewhere Only We Know by MoonChild99 reviews
What happens when Alice shows up at her brothers apartment with a baby after 2 years of absence? Jalice story. With minor E/B and Em/R. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
True North by The Very Last Valkyrie reviews
Alice Brandon moves to Forks with very low expectations, and nothing happens to change her mind. But Alice can't help feeling irresistibly drawn to the handsome, aloof Jasper Hale, and wondering whether she's really found her true direction after all...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Trip Across The USA by Arbies reviews
BxE AxJ RxEm All Human! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, three best friends, each invite one of their cousins on a trip across the USA in an RV! With a whole lot of pranks and a dash of romance, this is one vacation that won't be forgotten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008