Nga Aroha
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Joined 02-24-09, id: 1847224, Profile Updated: 12-10-11
Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Kia Ora, my name is Nga Aroha. Well, it's not my actual name because then my mother would have to be arrested.

For anyone wondering, it is Maori for The Loves, which is the definition for my life. Lots of diversity, lots of different loves. My stories being one of them. I'm deep like that. Oh you wern't wondering? That hurts.

I'm one of those odd fanfiction writers who absolutely adores school and never wants to leave.

Personal info -

Age - A mature and beguiling seventeen. Reow.

Eyes - The brown-flecked green of a slab of greenstone, swimming with intelligence and the bitter memories of many a hard-fought battle. Or as other, less imaginative people call it, Hazel.

Hair - Auburn, with ringlets. Those whose who describe it as frizzy and ginger are clearly just jealous.

From - New Zealand. Contrary to popular the popular belief of many residing in the United States of America, it is not above Canada. Nor a state of Australia. Nor a small extremist Islamic country in the Middle East. Buy a map people, I'm starting to get upset. IT'S THE ONE BY ANTARCTICA. THE ONE WITH FOUR SHEEP FOR EVERY PERSON? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT?

Religion - Is stupid and tearing apart the world. Always has and always will.

Loves - Writing, day-dreaming, zumba, liquid courage in a safe environment, having a quiet think about the passage of time and the where I will go when I die, Sarcasm and ranting.

Dislikes - Men who awaken my inner creepy feeling, whores who arn't even funny, narrow-minded people, those who don't understand dry humor, and people who assume I am quiet around them because I am shy, when really I just fucking hate them a little bit.

Also when people talk about how freaky they are and omg the other kids at my school are sooo stupid and boring who wants to be normal? Dear Lord. No one is normal, it would be arrogant to think otherwise. Everyone has depth and never in a million years will you figure what makes them all tick. For all you know that girl who puts her hair in a high ponytail tied with ribbons in school colours and hangs out with (Deliciously) bitchy girls spends much of her free time writing fanfiction... not me though. I wear converse sneakers under my formal dress and laugh at birds in the park and eat highlighters and listen to indie music I doubt you've ever heard off. Don't hate me because I'm too individual and wacky. It's not like I claim to care less about fitting in with one peer group only to care desperately about fitting in with another without realising.

Current Stories

A little Harry Potter/Titans number I call Incandescant. I just posted it off the cuff. It's very raw and odd but I think that's when I'm at my best. Some people think my best is not very good. Yeah well, bleh.

-Falter, which I am currently drawing to a close. You know what I'd love? A Thousand reviews. I was told rather rudely it couldn't be done. I'd love it if you helped me prove that individual wrong.

-Heady. It's on hold, but for you resiliant little core of fans - Don't give up hope!

Characters I love, and characters I love to loathe -

Raven - My favourite character ever. You can just identify with her, you know? Even though no ones ever had her life, little things that happen to you relate. Once again, I bare my tortured soul to all you readers.

Edward Cullen - Doesn't actully exist and is making girls everywhere beleive someone like him does. Not the vampire part, the perfect, loving guy part. Hey, maybe there some magical guy out there who's close. Though I doubt it. On the plus side, there are a lot of abusive men just like him!

"Holy Crow Britney, those strangulation marks on your neck are exactly like the sex bruises Edward gave Bella! I'm so jealous! I wish Brad would hit me somewhere visible for once!"

"Thanks Coco, Chip let go after I passed out, that's why I'm still alive lol. When I woke up he was crying and said he was going to leave so he couldn't hurt me anymore. It was exactly like New Moon."

"You. are. so. lucky."

Bella Swan - Stupid Bitch. When you read that book, there are several times when I - and a lot of the people I have admitted this to - have wanted to kill her. She just gets everything she wants, without doing anything in return. She doesn't try hard at school, she doesn't plan anything. Stephanie Meyer just conveniantly makes everything work out when in the real world she'd end up in communtiy college studying nothing- because she doesn't like anything other than Edward and cooking and cleaning for her father who had been doing it for fourteen years before she showed up, even though when he tries to cook he can't figure out the noodles - with no money and going nowhere. But of course, becoming a vampire is the answer to all her problems, and she gets a magical, impossible, beautiful, intelligent child and endless years with her true love to boot.

Yes, I hate her but at least I can find solace in the fact that in the real world her genes would die out due to natural selection.

Jacob Black - I loved him as much as I could love anything in those books, at least I did him until Stephine Meyer turned him into a Pedophile! Is relationship with Renesme is gonna be all;

Jacob - You smell discusting, dirty bloodsucker.

Renesme - Thanks old man.

Jacob - I made out with your mum.

Renesme - You fucking did not!

Jacob - Shhhh! If Stephanie Meyer hears you she'll send the Vulturi to kill us! You know she hates realistic language!

Renesme - I'm sorry, what I meant to say was holy crow. *mutters* Jesuscuntmaryandjosephballs...

Jacob - What was that?

Renesme - Nothing. Hey, why don't I make you a sandwhich?

Jacob - Yes, what a Good little child-wife you have become. Almost as good as a slave.

Bella - She gets it from me! *wink*

Edward - Stop talking to them. You know you're not allowed to have friends. Not even your own daughter. Now if you had given me a son, that might be a different story. But now that can't happen, you stone-whombed harlett!

Bella - I'm so sorry Edward! I don't deserve you!

Edward- I'm going to my room to compose brooding music until Green Day replies to my letters.

You would think parents would be concerned about this and I'm sure some will - pausing to ponder the morality of such things while they book their eleven year old's next bikini wax and plan the next purity ball. Then they will shrug it off, certain that hiding contraception from their children and getting them to pledge their virginity to their fathers will ensure their children a healthy future.

The whole thing disturbs me. I'm not sure whether it's the plethora of mothers who think the whole thing is just wonderful when it's putting an abusive, co-dependant relationship where the guy is a manic-depressive who hates himself and thinks it's okay to kidnap his girlfriend in order to stop her hanging out with her friends, and the girl's entire self worth is tied up in her boyfriend to the point she has no other friends, and no other dreams than to some day marry and fuck him, on a pedestal. Or if it's the way the books are so horrificly Christian (Not if you're one of the rare Christians who use the religeon as a vehicle for love and charity). I mean, Vampires and Werewolves are everywhere, but not a gay person in sight? All abstinance, all the time? I mean dear god, the last movie was this cringingly pro-life bid to simultaniously make loads of money and suck out Robert Pattinson's soul. It makes me shudder and obsessively touch the books in the Hunger Games trilogy (They reassure me, okay?)

That said, if you've common sense enough to ignore its messages and a love of the word 'chagrin' the Twilight Sage is the perfect guilty pleasure for you.

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A Fated Marriage by onetinykiss reviews
This is a Marriage Law Challenge with a onetinykiss twist. A mean brother, hyper mothers, overprotective uncles, stupid laws and a lot of fun lead our young couple down a road to a fated marriage. HG/VK !Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,557 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6881 - Favs: 8,683 - Follows: 6,686 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Crossroads by SearScare reviews
Story revolves around Viktor Krum 19 years old . GOF never happened, Krum never came to Hogwarts and never met any of it's students before. He IS however a Quidditch star and world-famous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Viktor K., Hermione G.
Wildcard by Bleak December reviews
An unappreciated wizard, A misunderstood sorceress, A Dark Lord, And the savior of all that is pure. Teen Titan Raven was invited to Hogwarts not only for asylum as she believed, but also as secret weapon against Voldemort. SnapeRaven
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,649 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Severus S., Raven
Honeythief by Xaphrin reviews
When Robin is turned into the darkest being imaginable, a vampire, he fears the other Titans' rejection of him. Now, there is only one team member who can understand and accept what he has become. Only one other who is almost as dark as he is. Raven/Robin
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,487 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Long Road to Ruin by cimple reviews
That’s always been my number one fear in life … becoming a bad person, I don’t want to be a bad person … and yet the only stable person I have to cling on to is written on Robin’s top most wanted list. rated to be safe
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,874 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
The Ordeal of Fate by Lovely-Viper-Venom reviews
Sequel. Raven is now twenty-one and has been at Slade's side for years. All the Titans are grown, but still a team. Raven's now come to an important decision in her life, which draws her into conflict with her former friends.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,879 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Raven, Slade
Spellfire by Rhea Hiryuu reviews
Sequel to fic Spellbinder Trigon’s dead so now Raven can be at peace, well, as much as you can be with two humanoid dragons Malchior & Rorek competing for your attention. And as if that weren’t enough, she’s beginning to have strange dreams...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 216,400 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Raven, Malchior - Complete
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Heady reviews
An unspeakable discovery leads to a new player in a prophesy. Raven has to do the unthinkable to keep the world safe - set Malchior free. Will this end up being the best, or worst desision of her life? Or will all this be moot when the world ends?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,976 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Raven, Malchior
Incandescent reviews
Demon's don't make good fathers - that's something Raven can attest to. But what kind of father would a Marauder make? If searching for her 'second dad' wasn't enough, the original has just made a deal with the Dark Lord and she can't stop them alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,403 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Raven
Falter reviews
Set before Breaking Dawn, because I refuse to acknowledge its existance. T/TT crossover. When Raven is sent to watch over Forks by an overworked Robin, Alice's visions and Edwards mind reading begins to short-circut. Jasper however, feels a connection.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 236,703 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Raven, Jasper - Complete
Unannounced reviews
Sequel to Undiscovered. After moving out, An old face shows up, and only Jared can take Raven away from all the drama. After all,Thats what he does best. Unfortunatly, Australia was the wrong place to go.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,563 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Raven, Red-X
Undiscovered reviews
Raven has lots of secrets, ones she can’t share with anyone outside the team. Then she meets a stranger in a coffee shop who has a secret of his own. But will a trip to a ball and a confrontation with two unknown family members push it all from her mind?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 165,315 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Raven, Red-X - Complete