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The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11525 - Favs: 9,216 - Follows: 6,593 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
For the Love of Vivaldi by ChelleyBean reviews
AU - what if Bella and Edward had a common love before they fell in love with one another? Rating may change depending on how the story develops.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008
The Lighthouse by Annilaia reviews
An attack on their town one dark, stormy night sends Bella, Emmett and Alice rushing for safety towards the supposedly haunted lighthouse. What they find inside is far from ghosts. vampire au
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lips, Piano Hands, and Two O'Clock Shadows by edwardemmett09 reviews
Its the beginning of summer in Forks, WA and a heatwave has descended on the town. Bella has just moved in with her dad Charlie for her senior year of high school. What happens when she hears mysterious music and meets the boy next door? Is it the heat?..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
A Right Jolly Old Elf by MarcyJ reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
Wanting more by Nayame reviews
A dream stirs something inside of Bella. A dream that leaves her craving for more she has - more than she can have? She wants to try to forget about it but is constantly reminded of it. Will she be able to tell Edward? And what if she would...? LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
That Girl by runaway xo reviews
Short fluff. Edward tries to convince Bella that marriage at eighteen isn't so bad. One-shot, Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Faustian Bargain by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
AU. Edward sells his soul to the devil for seven wishes. Full summary in my profile and rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,481 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Bittersweet by runaway xo reviews
Written for Twilighted's Breaking Dawn's Missing Moments Challenge. BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Guilty as Charged by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
When Newton steps too far, the Cullen boys seek revenge, and, when everything goes wrong, find themselves where they have never been before: behind bars. Now a two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 215 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deny You Nothing by runaway xo reviews
Simple fluff. Edward and Bella experience the fragileness of a certain creature.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Through Alice's Eyes by ChelleyBean reviews
AU - Things might have gone a bit differently if Alice had met Bella first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Breaking Point by ChelleyBean reviews
AU - just a little one shot of what might have happened if Bella and Edward hadn't been reunited in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Triumphant by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
Jasper, Emmett, and arm wrestling. Who will come out alive…or, still undead? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Who knew? by Llama Mama23 reviews
As Bella and Jessica are driving back from Port Angeles, a song comes on that makes Bella remember things she doesn't want to. Things that hurt. Songfic: Who knew? by Pink.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Verbal Engagement by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward tell Charlie and Renee of their wedding plans. One-shot, could be considered an extra to 'first light'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Bella's heat by Maydrei reviews
When the hottest night of the summer strikes, will Edward be able to keep his cool as Bella begs him to hold her close?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete