Yorsh
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Joined 02-25-09, id: 1847344, Profile Updated: 03-11-09
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Star Wars.

Hi, welcome to my page. If you don't want to get extremely bored, I recommend you stop reading now.

Well, about my Pen name: Yorsh. It's the name of an elf in the book "The Last Elf" by Silvana De Mari (I think that's how you spell it). My real name is Natalie, and I'm in year 10, and I go to a Catholic high school (no, I'm not Catholic) where the uniforms are ugly and we have to wear ties. Yes, ties. And I have a cat called Hamish who is fat, white, blue eyed and mental.

See? Told you you'd get extremely bored.

Well, as much as I hate going on about myself, here's my life story:

Well, I was born in a hole of a town called Graf-

Just kidding, like I'd write my life story. There isn't much to tell, you see. And that's why I'm going on about crap and you're probably just wishing I'd get to the point. Well too bad, because there is no point to this random rabble (by the way, that is alliteration, which I learnt in English. Just in case you were wondering, which you were probably not) I'm just going on because I can't be bothered doing the 5 assignments I have already and I don't want to watch T.V. because the Biggest Loser is on. And I hate the Biggest Loser, it's stupid. Fat people crying about their life and sweating and being gay.

That's one thing I really hate, Reality T.V. I'd rather watch Neighbours. Yeah, I do watch Neighbours. Here's what's going to happen next:

- Zeke will get his memory back and they will be a happy little family again.

- Bridget will find out about Miranda's betrayal and will move closer to Joanna, which will make Miranda commit suicide. Nah joking. I wish Mirada would commit suicide. Along with Cass and Sam. And Lucas, the fag.

- Harold will die. His last words will be something about Madge. How predictable.

If you've had the persistence to make it this far in my profile, well done. Here's some stuff about me you probably don't give a damn about:

Books I Like

- His Dark Materials Trilogy by Philip Pullman

- Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling

- The Host by Stephanie Meyer

- Charlotte's Web by E.B. White

- The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd

Books I Don't Like

- The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer

EDWARD IS A POOF WHO SPARKLES LIKE A FAIRY

Hmm, I can't really think of any more books I really hate. I may update soon.

Movies I Like

- Marley & Me

- The Secret Life of Bees

- I am Sam

- Harry Potter Series

- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Movies I Don't Like

- Star Wars

- Twilight (Twilight in 1 word: GAY )

ROBERT PATTINSON IS GAY


Congratulations on making it this far in my profile. Thanks for reading it, if you did.


Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

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the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

If you can read that please put it in your profile.


Revenge of the Killer Plot Bunnies by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
Killer candy bunnies invade Hogwarts and force our heroes to do horrible things. (WARNING: You need to be able to laugh at yourself to ride this ride.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2001
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Star Wars Australian Edition reviews
Not so long ago in a caravan park far, far away, amongst tracksuit pants worn too high, and a series of bad mullets, a Jedi was born by the name of Shane Skywalker. I got the idea from 2 Australian Comedians, Hamish Blake and Andy Lee.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Fairy Dust reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward Cullen was a fairy. Second, there was a part of him that desired to turn my hair into Fairy Dust, and third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with the poof.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voldy's Got A Twiggle reviews
An alternate version of Harry Potter 4 when Harry is transported to the graveyard, but this time - alone. What will happen when he mocks and makes fun of Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete