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Teish

Aussie

Loves Twilight books

Twilight Obsessed (won't go into detail :P)

Team Jacob!

People say i am energetic.

CAN NOT live without my music

Music is my life, my love, my passion.

Best bands/Singers: Paramore, Short Stack, Nickelback, Michael Jackson, 3 Doors Down

Best actor: ... TAYLOR LAUTNER!!

Best actress: Ashley Greene

Waiting for Midnight Sun to come out.. (Stephenie Meyer)

Not a writer, just a reader

New to Fan Fiction

Favourite stories at the moment in no order... Umm, let's just say there is A LOT!

TEAM JACOB & TAYLOR !!

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14732 - Favs: 7,338 - Follows: 7,038 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Chat by Thomas N reviews
This is formerly known as The Cullen Computers. It's an IM between the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,863 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dare by Consulting Centurion reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Life After by EllaRose00 reviews
Summary: Carlisle created her. She is as beautiful as she as dangerous. “I don’t care what, who or where you came from Bella,” Edward said as he walked closer to me. “I just know that I need you in my life… you belong to me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,048 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6001 - Favs: 8,796 - Follows: 5,222 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11314 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7016 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Detention by WereWolf1010 reviews
Six kids from totally different cliques wound up being together in detention. Can you just sense the drama? ExB JxA EmxR. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,159 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Topaz Wolf by timetravellingvampirewithawand reviews
Edward has left Bella, and Jacob imprints on her. What will happen to her in the dangerous world of werewolves, and what if Edward comes back? Crappy summary. Bad and short for first few chapters c'mon, t'was my first fic but gets better later REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Just the Beginning by SweetMandyB reviews
Sequel to All is Fair in Love and War. Almost two years later. Can Bella and Edward get the happy ending they deserve? Who will stand in the way? Rate M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,693 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leah Down Under by timetravellingvampirewithawand reviews
Leah is at Sam and Emily's wedding when she realises she can no longer live in La Push. it's not just about the wedding sounds crappy but it came 3rd in SteneMicheles competition so just read and review :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leah
Love Story Twilight Version! by PolkaDot123 reviews
This is the Twilight version of Love Story by Taylor Swift. Please review and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
Obsession by windtear reviews
Bella Swan and Alice Brandon have realised that their attraction to Edward Cullen and Jasper Hale borders on obsession - but pulling yourself back to sanity is easier said than done, and Jasper and Edward aren't helping. AU, AH, canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice
Swingsets and Picnic Tables by timetravellingvampirewithawand reviews
Jacob imprints on a total stranger- but everybody disapproves. Why? Find out-Story gets funnier later on. Just read it, you won't be disappointed. REVIEW please it takes five seconds
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jacob
Go Ask Alice by Ember411 reviews
Funny. Just read.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All is Fair in Love and War by SweetMandyB reviews
Bella Swan is a freshman in college, rooming with Alice Cullen, the sister of notorious partier Edward Cullen. All human, rated M because I am paranoid. Better summary inside, Edward is OOC in the first part of the story. Sequels posted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,523 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Love with an Immortal by blondeexxxlovesxxxparamore reviews
This is a story based on Twilight. It is prefered for the age of 15. Strong content and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nessie's Mom by ItStHeCaRiBbEaN reviews
Nessie's mom had it going on. Based off of the song "Stacy's Mom"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Cullen Style! by relapse-relax reviews
COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Changing Fate by EllaRose00 reviews
My version of Twilight from Edward's POV. I've read others but I felt like there was more going on with Edward. Let me know what you think. It takes place after SM first chapter of Midnight Sun that can be found on her website.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,485 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007