The Perisher
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Joined 02-25-09, id: 1847466, Profile Updated: 08-05-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

[Image of Daria from animated MTV series Daria]

'I Want You To Want Me'

Winner of The Sizzling Stories Award for Best Romance

'I Want You To Want Me'

Winner of The Hidden tar Awards for Best Non-NC 17 Story


Dear Readers,

Due to the events of my personal life, I have come to not have the same passion or drive for fanfiction. I have already deleted all my story alerts and have gotten a new email address, to avoid fanfiction alerts. What I'm trying to say is, yes I have decided to leave fanfiction. I have decided to redraw all my future story ideas and stop writing all together. Yes, that means no 'One thing', no 'I'll be your cryin shoulder' or anything else. However, I'm not one of those people who will start something without finishing. Therefore, I will finish I Want You To Want Me, however I will not get it beta'd and will not make a sequel to the story. So please do not comment on my lack of correct grammar or spelling. I don't know when I'll update, or even if I will. I don't want my writing to be an obligation, because it will show in my writing, becoming dry and hateful, therefore I might not update regularly. I do want to finish this story, because I want you guys to know what happens to these two. I also want them to come together at the end.

Yes, so im on a break... the story will be updated :) I just dont know when..

The Perisher


Announcement: I have also just created a website dedicating to my fan fiction story I Want You To Want Me. Check it out. The site contains... The story so far, Character profile, AN, forums and i have also added a playlist (which is based on the story) on the site.

I Want You To Want Me

Please note: The site isn't yet finish and i'm still editing so it will be incomplete, but please still check it out and tell me what you think. And please... SIGN UP AS A MEMBER! :)

Who is 'The Perisher': Well first of all, no i'm not some chessy super hero. lol. However i do hope to fight crime one day as a lawyer, i'm studying business and law at uni.

Why 'The Perisher': What can i say, i'm a huge fan of 'the perishers'.

My Stories: My stories are pretty much a way of me escaping reality. I consider my self quite an incapable writing (with my spelling and grammar), however i do have a enormous amount of imagination and i have to find a relief. So i turn to fan fiction writing. Hopefully i can do a good job.

I Want You To Want Me: This story is my first attempt at writing a fanfic, actually, it's my first attempt at writing full stop. I have never written a long story. I've only written short stories and that was for school. Anywho... IWYTWM is very close to my heart. It's a mix of serval of my fav movies and shows. Drive Me Crazy, She's All That, Daria, Veronica Mars and a tiny bit of French Kiss. So if you like those movies, check my story out.

Offical Translation for IWYTWM:

In French

In Spanish

In Polish


- Twilight (mostly just Robert Pattinson)

- Marvel Comics (Xmen and Spiderman 90's animation)

- Daria (Cartoon show, if you haven't seen it... shame on you)

- Supernatual (Dean Winchester... :drool:)

- Jane Austen (Mr. Darcy, or as i like to call him... Colin Firth)

- Veronica Mars (OMG Logan Echolls is sooo bad that it's good)

- Gossip Girl (Cause I dare to Dair)

- How i met your mother (Best show on tv today)

- Avatar: The Last Airbender (Zuko is my first Cartoon Crush!)

- Princess Hours aka Goong (Team Shin)

- Boys over Flowers (Gu Jun Pyo can pluck my flower anyday... LOL)

And i can't believe you're still reading about me. I'm so boring. go have some fun and read some fanfiction :) Why don't you start with mine ;)Haha, yeah i just promoted myself lol

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Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15159 - Favs: 8,921 - Follows: 9,225 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20364 - Favs: 12,645 - Follows: 7,142 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil In Disguise by jbluvs2sing reviews
Bella is married,for now,and starts a new job at a local bank. Edward Cullen is a ruthless overachiever that will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Their two worlds collide. Will she be able to soften his hardened heart? AH, OOC, Canon eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12178 - Favs: 5,432 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8252 - Favs: 8,470 - Follows: 8,567 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4687 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3726 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9836 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Shattered by Tainted Grace reviews
Bella and Edward are in a relationship, she's very fragile and submissive to him which leads him to treat her as he sees fit. They love each other but is there something behind his coldness? What did she ever do? Can they work it out? BEWARE:Dark Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,264 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
On Thin Ice by eatsleepskate reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3895 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Collision of Worlds by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8053 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19634 - Favs: 12,692 - Follows: 5,789 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5617 - Favs: 8,365 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
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I Want You To Want Me reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Playing both Mummy and Daddy reviews
One-Shot companion piece to I Want You To Want Me looking at the life of Charlie Swan. Come inside of the mind of Fork's Chief of Police.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Charlie S.
Thorns on a Rosalie reviews
One-Shot companion piece to I Want You To Want Me taking a glance of the life of Rosalie Hale. Come inside of the mind of Forks High's self-absorbed, ditzy cheerleader. Nothing is what it seems. Takes place during the events of Chapter 28/29.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Rosalie - Complete
Labels reviews
One-Shot companion piece to I Want You To Want Me exploring the mind of James Anderson. Come inside of the mind of Forks High's badboy. What you will find, might shock you. Takes place after the events of chapter 17. Rated M to be safe - Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2009 - James - Complete