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Joined 02-25-09, id: 1847745, Profile Updated: 03-26-15
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Charmed.

This is a random profile that you decided to visit, to find that it belongs to some random 14yr old girl (I'm sixteen now.. but as a memory i'm keeping things the way they were when i was 14.. see, i'm visiting this page after a reaally looong time...) , and you're actually bothering to read this, so fine, i'll tell you crap about my self. The quote 'People that don't know me think I'm quite and the people that do, wish I was' was practically made for me. Honestly, I'm really quite loud. But if my mom introduced me to you, i'd be some shy freak. i'm not the most interesting person, actually i think i'm quite boring if you were to talk to me. I just prefer not to talk. I mean yeah I talk a LOT if you were my best friend or my sister or my classmate or my roommate, but i hate talking to people i don't know. I prefer IM ing. I know I'm weird, but it's hardly my fault if you have the friends i have. They're weirder and they rub off on me. or may be i rub off on them. dunno either. if you're still reading this, i might decide to like you (not that it would make a big difference to your life).

Fav books (coz this is fanfic and u might wna no bout these things): TWILIGHT (duh!), House of Night, Mortal Instruments, Meg Cabot books (most of them are just awesome for example Jinx and Airhead and Princess diaries), Diary of a chav is pretty good too, Fear Street (all books are awesome, in fact, anything by R.L.Stine is good except goosebumps, coz i've outgrown that), the Immortals by Alyson Noel, the Host, and loads more which i can't remember...

Fav movie: Twilight (duh), Inkheart, Princess diaries, Titanic, She's the man, most Bollywood films, etc...and loads more

Fav tv show: indian drama, Charmed, Gossip Girl, Ugly Betty, Friends, Veronica Mars, Vampire Diaries, The Hills, O.C...etc...

So They Meet Again, well there is a possibility I'll rewrite the whooole thing...but don't hold your breath.

And HPT (HarryPotterTwilight) is my 2nd ever fanfic. I had the idea and just had to post it. but it's gna be discontinued.

Twilight's been Charmed, my third. well I was desperate to put that on so I did. I also regularly update. And well even if I do say so myself I really like the story dso check it out! and most importantly ENJOY! I used to regularly update up until i left and went to boardin

Then And Now!, my fourth fic. and my first ever all human fic! I have got ideas and i'm sorry to keep u all hanging, i even wrote the next chapter, i just had to put the finishing touches on it and post it on the next holiday, but guess what, the computer crashed...so yeeah.

STMA pics:

chapter 6:

Saleen S7 Twin Turbo:

Porsche Carrera GT:

imagine this just in red!

Emmetts pink dress:

just hillarious!

Twilight's been Charmed pics:

jessica's dress:

angela's dress:

Then and Now:

Bella's back to school outfit:

VERY IMPORTANT!, ANY ONE WHO THINKS MY FICS ARE WORTH READING SHOULD READ THIS!

i KNOW i KNOW, I hate it too when authors put their fics on hiatus, but i have to. doing this while being in boardin is really hard. Especially when your PC broke and you have to use your sister's laptop to write this...I'm really sorry, I will continue them one day, just right now isn't possible, I'm in year 10 now as well, i can't mess around and day dream in class all the time, i have to actually listen. And all my stories are full of bull anyways, I'll write them all over again, coz the spelling and the grammar and some other sruff really needs to be fixed. I read back and realise how gay some of my fics sound...so you know i'll just not update for a reeeeeaaaaal long time...i'm sorry...

here's some random stuff i put on my profile frm other peoples profiles, u'd be surprised at how much it gives away about me


You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too.


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In my mind...
Edward Cullen is my lover.
Alice Cullen in my bestfriend.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
I am a Twilighter and PROUD!


Check this out...

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.


DON'T STEROTYPE PEOPLE!! Copy and paste to ur profile, and bold what U r!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I am NOT TALL so I MUST be thick and childish.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals,
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a guy and INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a girl and HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a guy and HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I can talk GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I like READING so I MUST be a geek.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.(really piss taking how everyone thinks so)
I wear a VEIL ON MY FACE so I must be a ninja.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY sometimes, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent( only some do).
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (i don't like blood, but tht doesn't mean I dont wna be a vampire! bella didn't like blood but she's still a vampire now)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER (albinos are murderes?)!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(okay I'm not exactly english, but I live here, plus I can't even talk cockney)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy,
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex (don't think like tht! ewww!).
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE (i don't even know what that is), so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomsticks
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE (okay, what the hell?),
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a freshy.
(this one really pisses me off)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked Allah to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
Allah's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for Allah?


Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!

Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup?

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

I only have PMS on days that end with a Y

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"


AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal.
Can seem unemotional but really is more emotional than anyone can imagine. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire, sara811,craznektwlightperson13, dazzlingnsparkling,

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "Did you just realize?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(I haven't died! I'm an undead vampire! lol)

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If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.


My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk)

Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the privilege.

I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have.

I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.

You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?

List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.

If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)


You know its the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.


EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Why America has some issues (no offense 2 americans)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

This makes me cry so much... and the worst thing is, is that it is so true

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in an Angel's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that wasstopped.
Two more eyes that
will never see.
Two more hands that
will never touch.
Two more legs that
will never run.
One more mouth that
will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,

I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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What Once Was Lost by writing101 reviews
It's been 42 years since the Cullens left Forks, 42 years since Bella's death. Alice has been having these strange visions about a vampire girl that'll change the life of her family forever. Alice POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,474 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Alice
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10621 - Favs: 11,743 - Follows: 12,428 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Leap of Fate by simplyleah reviews
**ON HIATUS** After Edward left Bella found out she was pregnant. She died in childbirth. May, Leo, Cassie, and Em hav been going from foster family to foster family, and are now in Alaska. who will they meet?
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Next Step by Emmett'sBear reviews
Bella is half human,half vampire.Born in Volterra,Italy in 1987,daughter of Aro,and Renee.She moves to Forks w/ her twin brother Drew.Meets Edward and becomes very good friends with him...but they don't know she's almost the princess of Volterra.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,637 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4579 - Favs: 4,829 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ink On Your Back by Meneme-chan reviews
Isabella Swan was a Shadowhunter, born and raised. But when she is banished to live with her mundane father, how will she react when she finds vampires in Forks? A remake of Shadows at Midnight, set at the beginning of Twilight.
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,711 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aro's Advice by Amarwen reviews
Aro writes an advice column with the help of a vampire called Amarwen and the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Aro
Seeing An Old Friend by Kirasof reviews
Its 24 years after Bella is turned into a Vampire and while settling into a new school they meet an old friend. R&R Please! Rated T because of language and future chapters. Abandoned project
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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15833 - Favs: 7,046 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sisterly Bonds by quail58 reviews
Bella and her twin sister, Alice, move to Forks when their mother remarries. Alice falls for Jasper not realizing he is a vampire, and she unknowingly drags Bella into the Cullen's secret life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,096 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Psychic Bella by Katoo reviews
Isabella Marie Swan always thought she was normal..until she turned twelve. Her dreams came true and Her mother sends her to Forks. Will Bella face many challenges with her "Special gift"? What will happen when Bella needs to deliver a letter? AU, ooc BxE
Crossover - Twilight & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009
Crescent Moon by Tellytubby101 reviews
Bella is a half-immortal with a secretive past that haunts her still. She has to keep an eye out for the dangerous burning flame on the horizon. The Cullens are still vampires, but they don't know what Bella is... Or what she's capable of. AU. A bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
1 In A Million by Clairemuah reviews
What if Victoria did get to Bella but only managed to bite her? You know what happens, right? Bella gets a coven. And she meets the Cullens again- in Forks. And they have a new member. Her one in a million chance to meet them. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,567 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Changes by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
Edward left Bella. Eight months later, the cullens don't come home to shy, kluzty Bella, but to overonfident, popular emo Bella. With Charlie dead, no one can set Bella back on track...right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,909 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diary by bite-me-im-irish reviews
Edward never returns in New Moon because Bella didn't jump off the cliff. Seventeen years later and Bella and her husband are in a car accident. Bella's only daughter is left alone and when she finds her mother's old diary, what secrets will unfold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,195 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Nothing but Trouble: The Volturi Twins by crzzytn reviews
Bella is returning to Forks after 126 yrs. She comes armed with her sidekick sister & a few other tricks up her sleeve. She's definitely not the same Bella that left. Rated T for language, just in case. 2nd part of NM didn't happen. BxE. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,738 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Start by wishiwasalice reviews
Sequel to 'Gossip Twilight'. Blair and Chuck are now vampires but can their love survive? How will Serena react to losing her best friend?
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,641 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009
Hope by linked-pinkies reviews
When the abuse became too much, Jasper joined a gang. He lives his life because he has to. Now that he meets Alice, he's trying to live because he WANTS to. Can their love overcome all? Will Alice's feelings for Jasper be enough to save him? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 297,742 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
You Look Familiar by Momentarily Sane reviews
Okay, lets see, Bella and Edward were best friends back in 1918. They were close all in all, but what happens when Edward 'dies' from the spanish influenza, and human Bella is met face to face with a lion! Many years after all this happens....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Changer by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks to live with Charlie but she is more then meets the eye. She seems to know about the Cullen's and their world. But how? Something is different about her, and not just her strange scent and behaviour. Bella is something else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,696 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella with the Volturi by CullenCrazy360 reviews
What if the wolves were late... Laurent bit Bella and Edward never came back. The Volturi found her bleeding... 50 years later...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,282 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Worlds Collide by x-Dreaming-x reviews
A makeover changed everything. Now that the new and improved Bella Swan is in School, will Edward and Bella's relationship finally blossom? Can Edward show Bella his feelings for her are real or will she think he's shallow? Read and find out! AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,521 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Volturi, Cullen and Me by Loki'd-into-oblivion reviews
Bella has become a vampire and travels to Italy to get away from life and she bumps into the Volturi and the rest is history...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Family by LAoR reviews
1863: When Bella's older brother Jasper goes missing in the war, she sneaks onto the war-front to find her brother but is attacked, bitten & forced to move on. 2006: She moves to Forks, WA to find not only Jasper, but the gorgeous Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,317 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Darling, My Light and My Love by tomorrows legacy reviews
You killed her", a voice whispered in my head. "You’re a monster." I didn’t argue with the voice; it was right. I had left her to protect her and my leaving had caused her death
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,395 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love in a Diary by LittleBells reviews
A twist in time allows two person from different year, communicate with each other through a diary. What will happen to these two who never met each other before? Please R&R. Edward and Bella!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,763 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Upper East Side meets Twilight by Ef0818HaleCullen reviews
Its a gossip girl and twilight crossover. 16 years after Nessie is born the Cullens decide to move to Manhattan. Rated M for language and brief sexual content.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
Have You Moved On? by iluvpynk reviews
In New Moon, Edward decides to come back, but he's too late: Laurent already bit Bella, and Edward thinks Bella is dead. Now 90 years later, Bella is back in Forks, and so are the Cullens, but there's a new member: Jennifer, Edward's new girlfriend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gossip Twilight by wishiwasalice reviews
SEQUEL 'THE START' NOW UP. The Cullens move to the Upper East Side where they meet Gossip Girl. What will happen? Have the Cullens met their match? Why do they go on the run from the Volturi?
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bright Stars by aubracious reviews
I, Alexa Cara Alexander, recently found out that I am a foster child, and that my real parents are vampires. They sent me away to protect me and they changed my name. Now they suddenly want to take me back? I don't think this happens to every 15 year old.. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8724 - Favs: 14,299 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whispering Whim by kandij reviews
Bella and Edward travel to England on a whim and cross paths with Harry Potter and the gang. Soon they find themselves thrown together in the same place, at the same time, dealing with the same troubling situation. Post-Eclipse/Summer 6th year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009
Reborn and Forgotten? by EdwardsCoven4EVA reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. Bella is changed and forgets her human life. She moves to LA and joins a coven. Then she finds out she is more talented then she thought. What happens when she sees the Cullens again? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,657 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
When worlds collide by Flame 'N' Cherry reviews
Due to a prank gone wrong, 3 marauders find themeselves transported to a place so unlike their own; Forks, Washington. Hp/Twilight New Moon X-over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009
Reckless by marjorie16 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in NM.She desperately needs to find him.So,she successfully writes and publishes a bestselling book‘Twilight’to catch his attention.Unfortunately,not only does she catch his attention but also that of other vamps. And they're not happy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,599 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Found by dreams of bubbles reviews
Bella is Jasper's younger sister. After discovering the news of her missing brother, she runs to the forest where she is found by a vampire and changed. Now, years later, she is in Forks, and she finds the person she thought she had lost forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,328 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Bella and Edward's trip to the cinema by bowtiesarecoollike reviews
Edward decides to take Bella to the cinemas, they end up watching... thats right, you guessed it, TWILIGHT! What will their reactions be? Read on to find out. MY FIRST FANFIC!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lover I Don't Have to Love by Twilighter-SarrahBear254 reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon, the cullens return to forks 200 years later to find a verry different, very changed bella. T for language and sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
When it hits, it hits you hard by missninacullen reviews
Rosalie Hale is a young actress frustrated with her life and boyfriend, The Superficial Idiot a.k.a Royce King. She swears she will leave him and never touch a man again...But could the new stunt guy McCarty just be the one to change her mind?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Love Story Twilight Version! by PolkaDot123 reviews
This is the Twilight version of Love Story by Taylor Swift. Please review and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Innocence by bluedoggie95 reviews
The Cullens find a small girl in the woods whose family was killed by vampires. Chaos will ensure as they adopt her into their family. Eventual HP/T crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,522 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008
A Different Kind of Twilight by Twilight Mischief reviews
Bella Swan grew up around half vampires. This had made her a very different person when she arrived in Forks. Now her childhood half vampire friends are in Forks and Edward isn't entirely happy about it. Read and Review please?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,630 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midsummer Solstice Murder by writerluv reviews
Father Dominic sends Jesse and Suze to San Fransisco to investigate the mysterious deaths of seven people, who have no connections to each other, what so ever. While trying to find the murderer, they cross paths with the Charmed Ones. COMPLETE
Crossover - Charmed & Mediator - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,735 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Previous Engagements by Amy Lyn reviews
Edward's fiance from 1918 is back, all vampire, and ready for her long over due wedding. But what about Bella? Read it, love it, review it. That's the only way to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008
Too Many Questions by wolfrun1 reviews
A slight crossover between "Twilight" and "Harry Potter". Bella's acting really weird. Will Edward realize it be fore she asks "way too many questions"?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
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Twilight's been Charmed reviews
What if Bella was Billie's daughter? What if she was one of the most powerful witches of all time? What if she came to Forks, running away from her demonic ex-boyfriend? How will this affect the story? Bella, slightly OOC. Charmed/Twilight x-over.
Crossover - Charmed & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,741 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/24/2009
Then and Now reviews
2 years ago,Bella was the freak,with braces and acne.She's a famous model now.But she's back in Forks.Bigger and better.Will she be able to keep her career a secret to the people of Forks?What will they think when they find out the freaks a model?OOC,AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,031 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
So they meet again reviews
after edward leaves bella in new moon, she jumps off cliff, somehow ends up as a vamp. Then they meet again.But she already has someone else. So what happens next? Will she leave her new lover for Edward?R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HarryPotterTwilight reviews
HP/TwilightXover-harry&co apparate to Forks. While Bella is training an upcoming fight with the Volturi, Harry is looking for horcruxes. What happens when their paths cross? During Breaking Dawn by SM and the deathly Hallows by JK Rowling.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009