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I'm a writer (that much is obvious) that likes to dabble in photography. I've got an account on Deviantart, but I'm not sure how to get a link to my account up, so for now you're just going to have to be happy with my writing. I'm an expert procrastinator, which means there can be months between updates on my stories. I apologize in advance for that. As soon as I can figure out how to put links up on this page, I'll be posting pictures related to some of my stories.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006,Viper-Gothica, jasminemyrose, Inner Dragon, Akaatje, An Angel Flying with broken wings, Dance-of-the-waves, Wren Sullivan
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If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile
If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
-- Girlbender875, Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Writer of the North, Dithinus , Herahell, BlackBloodedMagic, Wren Sullivan
Quotes and Stuff
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door
My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
NO TRESPASSING: Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
"This moment is so GREAT. I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments." -Dr. Cox, Scrubs
"He screamed like slutty girl # 1 on a teen horror flick." -Colin Fisher, Bones in reference to Zack's reaction to a body
"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeeded." -Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At the World's End
"It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death." -Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games
"When you go and butt heads with someone you both walk away with a headache." -My older brother (as far as I know please correct me if I'm wrong)
"Out of the chair." -Spock, Star Trek: 2009 (I love that movie)
"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." -Emmett Cullen, Twilight Outtake
"He doesn't listen . . . and when he does, its always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed on the meat in his sandwich. 'Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts, and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!'" -Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon
"Cutler Beckett, I've heard a lot about you, as well. I must confess that I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little taller." -Marie Sparrow, FantasyBard's PotC: At World's End (I've never actually read this, I just saw it on someone's profile and it was too good to pass up.)
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
The surest sign that there is intelligent life in the universe is the fact that they haven't tried to contact us.
Shhhhh . . . I'm plotting.
On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.
They laugh because I'm different . . . I laugh because they are all the same.
A wise man once said "go ask a woman".
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!
Check this out...
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If you could read that put it in your profile
1.) To the world you may just be one person. But to one person you may be the world.
2.) Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints on your heart.
3.) Friendship created in a moment can last longer than a lifetime.
5.) Friendship is the only true cement that will ever hold your life together.
4.) A single rose can be my garden...a single friend, my world.
6.) Finding a friend is like finding treasure only better.
7.) What is a best friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
8.) Tell me your friends and i'll tell you who you are.
9.) The only way to have a friend is to be one.
10.) A true friend thinks of you when all others are thinking of themselves.
11.) A true friend takes away your burden instead of sharing it.
12.) Some people make the world more special just by being in it.
13.) Friends are like chocolate, they lift you up when your sad and are always there when you need them.
14.) If you have one true friend you have more than you share.
15.) Friendship bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things..friendship never ends.
16.) A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
17.) A joy shared a joy doubled.
18.) When they are real, friendships are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know.
19.) Friendship is love with understanding.
20.) Nothing is worth more than friendship.
21.) Friendship is love without the fire.
22.) A friend is someone who understands you past, believes in your future and accepts you today just the way you are.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
I Love my Dad:
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
To Every Girl