Author has written 22 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Now You See Me, Supernatural, Pump Up The Volume, Lord of the Rings, Ocean's 11, Merlin, and Captain America.
Real Name: Prophet (what my name means in Greek)
Age: old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
Country: Australia. State: Victoria City: Sheppaton
(HP stories)ForeverFandom user name: marauderschild
left: 4 lope, age july1996, july2007, november2008, july2009
right: 2 lobe age: july1996, july2007, 2 cartlige: november2008, july2009, Tragus: March 2010.
Tattoo's: wants some
pets: 2 cats Angus (formally known as Dimm) & Salem (formally known as Simm).
~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
Don't follow me... I'm lost too.
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
The Dog looks up to Man, the Cat looks down to Man, but the Horse looks at Man and sees him as his equal.
Why do people always tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit? If there was an emergency, surely you'd run through it? -random
Why is it when people say "What three things would you take with you on a deserted island?" why does no one ever say "A boat." -random
If the FBI breaks down your door, do they have to pay for it? -random
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on? -random
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? -random
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? -random
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die
Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
Hope is that thing that insists that there is something better out there if we work for it--Obama
'I love you' ought to be one heck of a videogame
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -random
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? -random
The road to success is always under construction
chic. chic boom! Bogan Claire.
Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?
I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.
Hi. I have cool socks on today.
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.
Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style.
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...
and every word is nonsense, but I understand.
When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, feck the fruit.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
don't make me kill you I am running out of places to hide the bodies.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
a lion is nothing without it's pride.
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
curiosity kileed the cat and satisfaction brought it back
did curiosity kill the cat? nope my car did!
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
He who laughs last thinks slowest
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Haven't seen me for a while? Pick your favorite.