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Joined 02-25-09, id: 1848193, Profile Updated: 06-14-09
Author has written 13 stories for Samurai Warriors, Bully, Gravitation, Misc. Books, Outsiders, and Pokémon.

A bitch by any other name is still a bitch; and that's what I am!

I believe I'm the greatest thing on earth, hell, I know so. I'm that perfect mix of awesome and loser, but I love myself more than a prostitute loves money and crack.

But, who the hell cares about me? Let's talk about my fandoms! :D

Top 5 Anime:

5. K-ON

4. Hetalia

3. Sengoku BASARA

2. Ristorante Paradiso

1. Eden of the East

Top 5 Books:

5. 13 Little Blue Envelopes

4. Drawing Blood

3. Rockstar Superstar

2. Birdland

1. The Outsiders

Top 5 Musical Artits:

5. Onerepublic

4. Fait No More

3. Head Automatica

2. Weezer

1. Mr. Bungle

Top 5 Video Games:

5. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

4. Sonic 3 & Knuckles

3. Bully

2. Devil May Cry

1. Samurai Warriora

Top 5 Movies:

5. Zack and Miri Make a Porno (JUST WATCH IT.)

4. Milk (I sobbed. I sobbed hard.)

3. Harry Potter Movies (Seen all of them except the fifth at least 6 times, especially the 3rd and 4th ones. :D)

2. Akira (Seen it 12 times. Can't wait for the live action. :D)

1. Mean Girls (Seen it 52 times. :D)

Top 5 TV Shows:

5. Nearly anything on VH1

4. America's Best Dance Crew

3. Stylista

2. Project Runway

1. America's Next Top Model

Top 5 canon couples:

5. Ur mom and me. (Oh yeah. I went there.)

4. Nozomu Itoshiki and EVERY CHICK FROM SZS

3. Naruto and Cancellation (Not yet canon, but hopefully it will be someday. Sorry to offend fans, but, fuck, I hate Naruto.)

2. Itou and Momoko (Boku ni Natta Watashi)

1. Saki and Akira (Eden of the East)

Top 10 slash couples:

10. TorixColin (OffBeat)

9. MusashixKojiro (Samurai Warriors) (Fucking hate Musashi, fucking love Kojiro. :D)

8. NobunagaxIeyasu (Samurai Warriors) (BAD MENTAL IMAGE TIME :D)

7. MagoichixHideyoshi (Samurai Warriors)

6. ShinxMiura (Gokusen)

5. ShinxKudo (Gokusen)

4. ItouxKawakami (Boku ni Natta Watashi)

3. ItouxSaeki (Boku ni Natta Watashi)

2. GaryxAny male from Bully (Bully)

1. JohnnyxAny male from Bully (Bully)

There. I'm sure you all hate me now.

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Photo Opportunities by Rin0rourke reviews
Caught on film in a rather compromising position Danny and Dash learn that being seen as a couple has its perks with the ladies, until someone starts demanding proof.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,996 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Danny F., Dash B.
Decoding You by xJacksonx reviews
True love is the most capturing. Brought together in the pitch as rivals and partners in class, Harry and Cedric begin drowning in secret, growing passions. Takes place in third book. Updates as soon as possible--
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,042 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,656 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Rewind by brilliantmemories reviews
“At the young age of eighteen, Bif Tremblay knows that he’s finally in love with the right one. What could possibly go wrong when his boyfried says yes? Well... his new fiancé losing his memory the day after could a starter...” Bif/Derby other pairings
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bif T., Derby H.
Highway To Hell by sugaredkiwi reviews
AU for DMC3 - Dante and Vergil are partners, not personal punching bags. Vergil drags Dante onto a roadtrip that has disaster written all over it, and won't explain a thing. Predicted hilarity ensues.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,731 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Dante, Vergil
Running Up That Hill by brilliantmemories reviews
Craving are hard to break but addictions are nearly impossible. Bif couldn't hold back his feelings for Derby, but now everything's become unravelled and for someone, it's the end of their story." Slash ensures. Has M rated scenes.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,592 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bif T. - Complete
To Turn an Ed by JicamaJig reviews
Eddy is fascinated by a pirate story he discovers in Edd's room. EddxEddy. Final chapter deleted for a rewrite. Thanks for reading.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edd, Eddy
He Was Once My Brother by Esca Madeline reviews
Thad wasn't sure why he was writing the letter to defend Dan. After all, they were no longer brothers.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Thad C., Dan W. - Complete
Seduction by egg10rru reviews
What would happen if Colin decided to take the initiative in establishing his and Tory's relationship? ToryxColin, rated M for graphic lemon
Off*Beat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
No One Says I Love You With a Plant in the Room by Carico Diethel reviews
A fairly old fill for the meme. Miles discovers Phoenix doing artsy things and demands our favorite little lawyer to draw him in the nude. Just raping a couple good 'ol Capcom characters via mind power. Don't hate.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
The New Guy by DoomyDoomDoom reviews
This is my first ever fan fiction story. James is the new kid at Hogwarts where he makes some very good friends and meets someone that might help him believe in love again. Hp/Gw, Rw/Hg, J/Lp. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Gary got his Scar by MiiChan23 reviews
This is a short tale explaining how Gary got that cool looking scar on his right eye. This is for those who are curious in knowing HOW he got it. This is my theory. More inside.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Urban by twentyfiveraven reviews
Near, Mello, and Matt in New York City. Heaven, Hell, and Earth encompassed in one place. Drabbles.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
The Bunny Suit by Zxel reviews
Petey sighed. When Gary put his mind to something, it was very hard to do anything but what he wanted you to do. [Crack][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Damaged Goods by Esca Madeline reviews
It wasn't exactly the Immaculate Conception. Edgar centric, one shot
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Edgar M. - Complete
Infiltration by moonatik reviews
HanzoYukimura. Sorry but these guys need a fic. Rated M for future chapters. COMPLETE
Samurai Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
The Necklace by Esca Madeline reviews
Pinky finds out that Derby's been cheating.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Pinky G., Derby H. - Complete
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Kisses From Daddy reviews
A look into the relationships between all of the preps and their fathers. Some good, some heart-breaking, some just plain weird and confusing.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009
O Que e Bom Sempre tem um Final reviews
Jimmy just wants to get drunk peacefully, but Gary decides to pay Jimmy-boy a visit to catch up.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
I'm Afraid You're Diagnosed With a Case of Love reviews
Gary gets Petey to deliver a "heart-felt" letter to Jimmy. Talk of GaryxJimmy.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Peter K., Jimmy H. - Complete
In Any Shape and Form reviews
PikachuxBill Gates. Not THE Bill Gates, Bill Gates the fictional character. Keep in mind I'm full of crap. This is completely AU, crack and disturbing on many, MANY levels. Read at your own risk...Don't say I didn't warn you.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Pikachu - Complete
A Tangled Web reviews
Johnny loves Lola. Lola loves sex. Johnny hates that about Lola. Johnny/Lola and Johnny/Derby
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Johnny V., Lola L.
Sweat and Cigarettes reviews
Relief is what both Johnny and Peanut desperately needed after many lonely nights, and here they are, packed tightly together in a hot little room, cigarettes in hand.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Johnny V., Peanut R. - Complete
Robbed Dead reviews
Johnny was expecting a peaceful smoke at the park, but not getting jumped by the Socs. They want a fight, they do, but the fire in their blood requires more for satisfaction. Rape.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Johnny C., Bob S. - Complete
Take Me to Your Cuban Restaurant
Jed and Flyer from Birdland, by Tracy Mack. After an awkward incident at their school dance, they're a little bit farther apart than they were, but despite that, they're still best friends.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
It's Admiration, Not Love! reviews
Shuichi is such a beautiful person, it overwhelms me. He inspires m. He doesn't deserve the crap he gets. I'm glad to be his best friend, but sometimes I wish I could be a little closer.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hiroshi N., Shuichi S. - Complete
My Gift is My Song reviews
Whether Gary just wants to embarrass me or be my friend, I'm sure that he'll always be the most important thing in my life, no matter how many problems he has. PeteyxGary
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
You're Mine reviews
Gary has control over me. That much us fact, but perhaps...no. Even I can manipulate him, even if they're the littlest ways possible.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Red Bull Rendezvous reviews
After an erotic dream, Jimmy finds himself slightly hot and bothered, and also defenseless for Gary's amusement and pleasure. How does Gary plan to fix Jimmy's little 'problem?
Bully - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Jimmy H., Gary S.
I Can't Wait reviews
Magoichi stood in the burial ground for many villagers, all with one thought in his head. 'They were my responsibility.'
Samurai Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Magoichi S., Hideyoshi T. - Complete