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Joined 02-25-09, id: 1848399, Profile Updated: 03-15-12
Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, NCIS, Alice, 2009, Harry Potter, Captain America, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hey everybody welcome to Silentflier's profile page hope ya enjoy my stories! These are some of my first stories co written by friends so be nice;). Remember reviews are love!! Ok so alot of my profile is just funny junk so if you like that kinda stuff get comfy if you don't scroll right to the bottom and save about an hour. By the way I just finished watching 'Alice' on SyFy and I have to say it is my new favorite movie! To all of you who haven't watched it you totally should! Screw Twilight, I'm team Hatter!! Thanks!

Fave Stories plus possible fanfics

Alex Rider

The Inheritance Cycle

The Hunger Games

Catching Fire

Mockingjay

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Harry Potter

Maximum Ride

Darkest Powers Trilogy

Fave T.V. shows:

Alice(this show rocks, I recomend it!)

N.C.I.S.

Bones


OMG I totally LOLed when i read this! enjoy!

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid


Reason the human race has evolved thus far.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


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║██║ Music is my life. Put this if u listen
║(o)║to REAL music.
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FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"


Copy and pastes yay!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you are in love with a fictional character, ( cough, cough Fang!) copy and paste this onto your profile

fang: 98 human, 2 bird, 100 hottt!

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,silentflier

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization

98 of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!!)

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you and your friend(s) break into song in public put this on your profile

If you were scared of the dark before reading Maximum Ride and now love black- outs and eclipses copy and paste this into your profile

If your favorite color was not black before reading Maximum Ride and now is copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in Maximum Ride, like, every night post this in your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've acted out funny lines you've come up with for your characters without noticing it and have received many odd looks/comments.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you argue with yourself and lose post this in your profile.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have / wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know / knew someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever dreamt yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.


One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

(I dunno who wrote this... but it's sweet.)


1. First thing you wash in the shower? My hair.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Green with a white cobra.

3. Do you plan outfits? Only if I need to look nice.
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Very cold.
5. Whats the closest thing to you that's red? A ribbon.

6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? a-i-m
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Something about antique cars...

8. Did you meet anybody new today? No
9. What are you craving right now? Chocolate cake! Yum!

10. Do you floss? Every night.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Corned beef. My dad makes it with cabbage. It's sooo good!
12. When was the last time you talked on aim? never
13. Are you emotional? No.
14. Would you dance to the taco song? I have no idea what that is.
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Yes. I got really bored.
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Lick, makes it last longer.
17. Do you like your hair? Yes and no. Depends on the day.

18. Do you like yourself? Yeah, I suppose so.
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? Do hockey players count?
20. Do you like cottage cheese? YES!
21. What are you listening to right now? Breakeven by The Script.

22. How many countries have you visited? Just America. But I kinda live here...
23. Are your parents strict? Oh yeah.
24. Would you go sky diving? Heck Yeah!
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Probably not
26. Would you throw potatoes at him? Umm I don't know?
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Yep, afore mentioned red ribbon.

28. Have you ever been in a castle? No but that would so cool.
39. Do you rent movies often? Yeah.

30. Who sits in behind you in your math class? A kid named Roy.

31. Have you made a prank phone call? Yes, it failed miserably.

32. Do you own a gun? NO!
33. Can you count backwards from 74? Yes.
34. Who are you going to be with tonight? My mom, my sisters and my dog.
35. Brown or white eggs? White.
36. Do you own something from Hot Topic?Yep, hair streaks! :)

37. Ever been on a train? Yes.
38. Ever been in love? No.
39. Do you have a cell-phone? Yeah.

40. Are you too forgiving? Not really, no matter who I have to forgive.
41. Do you use chap stick? Right now, a lot.
42. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Going to school?
43. Can you use chop sticks? Not even if it would save my life! Haha!

44. Ever have cream puffs? Yes! They were delicious!
45. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? What the heck is that?
46. What was the last question you asked? What the heck is that.

48. What was the last CD you bought? The new Colbie Calliat CD for a charity.

49. Boys or girls? Boys? What does this question even mean?!
50. What is your bus number for school? I don't ride one.
51. Is your hair curly? Wavy/curly. Still depends on the day.
52. Last time you cried? I don't remember.

53. Ever walked into a wall? Yes, unfortunately...
54. Do looks matter? Only a little.

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? Yep.

56. Have you ever slapped someone? Yes. But they really deserved it.
57. Favorite time of the year? Summer, I prefer heat to cold.
58. Favorite color? Teal.

59. Are you sarcastic? No I'm sweet and agreeable. No duh of course I am.
60. Do you have any tattoos? Nope.
61. The last person you held hands with? My dog? I don't remember...
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? No, it is physically impossible for me.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Not currently.
65. Do you like your life right now? Yeah.
66. How often do you talk on the phone? Maybe once a week.
67. What is your favorite animal? Dog.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? A puppy dog hat for my sister.
69. Do you have good vision? 20/20.
70. Can you hula hoop? Yeah, I'm ok at it.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? No.
72. Do you have a job? Nope.
73. Can you handle the truth? Depends on what the truth is.
74. What are you wearing? A grey long-sleeve and jeans.
75. Have you ever crawled through a window? Nope.

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up!"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!(I don't even want to know how many I have done)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Of course! He blows stuff up and he cooks, how cool is that?

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Well when he died the first time I was basically, "Good riddance. Ok what happens next." But he died the secind time I sniffled a bit.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Yeah I've always been partial to tall, dark and handsome. (Iggy's the exception)

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Air-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

When I read it the first I laughed.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Yes especially when he was talking about puppies!

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I squealed, OMG-ed and jumped around screaming, "FINALLY!!)

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

Yup, my friend threw hers out the window.

9. Who is your favorite character?

It's a tie between Max and Iggy. They're both so awesome.

10. Do you like Jeb?

I sort of did, but when I learned he was an evil whitecoat I was ready to beat him to a pulp.



11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTH" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Not really I knew it would happen so I just was like, "Oh hey cool."

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

No duh. TFW sucked, no offense but it wasnt even about the school more about global warming.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Yes. I was thinking that they didn't appreciate or understand what Max was doing for them. Also having mid powers does not make you automatic leader.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

The first one: Angel Experiment. It's the best by far.

15. If the Flock had a theme song what would it be?

I can't think of one there are so many good one. One for Fang would probably be Kryptonite by 3 doors down though.

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Of course who hasn't?

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

Hmm maybe Jeb or the Director.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Yeah I can see Angel on the piano, Nudge on the violin, Max on guitar, Fang on bass and Iggy on drums. I never eally saw Gazzy as the musical type.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

The school wasn't involved at all it was all about the atmosphere and the melting ice caps. I mean those things are important but it was the whole book for crying out loud.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Both. I like Fax but I also enjoy reading Miggy.


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out March 15, 2010)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.


Now for quotes Yay! Again!

"Do you take this man and this horse as your ride out of here?!" "I do!!" Robin and Marian from the BBC show Robin Hood.

"We are all inner vegetables!" "I'm a mung bean!" ~Inherigirl and my friend Ani.

"Rawr I'm a zombie! I feed on the stupidity of the living!" :"How can you eat stupidity?" "You're making me hungry..." ~My friend Ani and her friend Nicole.

"Comfy?" "No." "Why don't you just put your arms around my waist. Let my body take the weight-" "No." Hatter and Alice from SyFy's mini series 'Alice'

"Do you know why they call me Hatter?" "Because you wear a hat?" Hatter and Alice from SyFy's mini series 'Alice'

"Do I need a reason to help a pretty girl in a very wet dress?" Hatter

"I.. I know a thing or two about liking people and in time, after much chocolate and cream cake, like turns into, 'what was his name again'." Hatter

"Finally! I missed you." Hatter

"Touch the lady and I'll shuffle your deck!" Random Oyster

"Do you trust me now?" "Completely." Hatter and Alice in the Casino

"Jack is a lucky guy..." "What?" "Nothing." Hatter and Alice

"You have no idea how happy I am to see you!" Alice

"Pieces of paper! Pointless." Hatter

"I have a thing about flying!" "Well I've got a thing about bullets!" Alice and Hatter

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked."

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"~Max

"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"~Iggy

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! ~Fang-MR-SOF

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge; I'll pick out the funeral arrangements.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the electronic device to get it to work again

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You're born an original, don't die a copy

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

There is a woman at the beginning of all great things

The best things in life are unseen- that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream

There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

The light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train headed your way

The only way to make my PC faster is throwing it out the window.

If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate

And then the water parted...and fishes died...

There is no such thing as darkness, only absence of light...

Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional

I am temporarily distracted by a shiny object.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, you better catch up!

I'm an angel honest... the horns are just there to keep the halo straight

Darn! I thought I had hidden the pitch fork, and did anyone notice the tail.

Don't dissect frogs... dissect elephants!

You are too sarcastic for your own good!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind, but not my brain I need that.

Must press the Red button!

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

What doesn't kill me... Had better start running.

Best friends, it’s who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.

Bad stuff happens, mostly to me, so don't worry.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

You can't fix stupid.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn't have a friend?

If you are a serial killer, get the heck away from me! If you are a cereal killer, get the heck away from my Cheerios!

Even though he's gone, you can still hear the stupid.

Wake Up, Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

The night is a very dark time for me.

It's dark for everyone, moron.

NO! Not for Alaskans, or people with night vision goggles!

RAWR I'm a DORKASAUR

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones

If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops.

You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life.

Life's journey is always easier when you hear a friend’s footsteps beside you.

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed.

Be yourself - it's the only thing people can't say you're doing wrong.

I'm sugar and spice and everything nice,
if you wanna mess with me you better think twice

I did not hit you...I simply high fived your face.

Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round!

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

A woman is like a teabag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart.

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Experience: That most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn!

I'm bored ... run for your sanity.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I am a grown up. Except, grown ups don't call themselves grown ups, they call themselves adults, so maybe I'm not a grown up yet. But that's okay, you get away with more if you're a kid.

The more I think about, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy.

Guys are like stars... there are a million of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.

You're single. Make the best of it. It doesn't mean you're not good enough for anyone. It means no one is good enough for you.

SCREW HUGS! I'm gonna tackle you when I see you!

Of course I'm out of my mind... It's dark and scary in there!

Life is like a corndog. I don't know why. It just is.

On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin!

Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When life gives you lemons, steal your brother’s apples

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your brother’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’

When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me?

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and sit back and let other people wonder how you did it.

When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck!

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?

Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe.

I hear voices in my head, but that’s okay. Most of them are pretty nice

I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!

I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

The problem is you can love anybody you want, but so can he

The average woman would rather have beauty then brains because the average man can see better then he can think

Behind every successful man is a very surprised woman

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Life is like a pack of gum... I have yet to figure out why

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching TV by candlelight

They say the truth will set you free, so why is it that whenever I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt

If aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you worried?

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Boys are like purses - cute, full of junk, and always replaceable

Did you just call me a beep? Because a beep is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

How fast do you go on the highway? As fast as you want, as long as you don't get caught by the cops.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me: I've got a stick.

Some people are like lava lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright.

I like to run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

It seems that the only place where the dictionary went wrong was when it put boys before friends.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.

When you are rejected, friends say: its ok you deserve better anyway! best friends go up to him and say: its because your GAY isnt it!

'Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid.'

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrostinate now, don't put it off

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watchyou sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!


EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a
"Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor


I'm human. I'm never happy with what I have. I'm always dwelling on the past, living in the present, or anticipating the future. I'm never just one personality, and if I try to stay with one emotion forever, eventually, I will burst. I take things for granted, whether it's my fortune, my friends, or just the fact that I'm alive.

I'm a teenager. I'm either trying deperately to stand out, or fit in. I can list something I would change about myself in the second you asked. I'm always experimenting, and trying things for the first time. I get emotional, I get insecure, I yell, I cry, and I truly believe what I'm going through is different from everyone else's experience.

I'm a fangirl. I obsess over boys, books, TV shows, films. I crush on famous guys, and I idolise famous girls. I can remember pointless facts, and I dream about where I am whisked away to meet the stars and the authors.

I'm ME. There is no-one else in the whole world who truly understands every quirk, flaw and talent I have, why I do everything I do, and why I like and know the people I like and know.

Copy and Paste this if you believe that while you can be categorised into groups, you will never truly be the same as anyone else.

List Of Things To Do:

1. See if bookworms bounce.
2. Achieve this by throwing self down stairs.
3. Find something to become obsessed with.
4. Research the word 'Oxymoronic'.
5. Prove everyone else wrong.
6.Conduct experiments into the electrical conductivity of cheese.
7. Work out what the heck E=MC2 means.
8. Conquer the world. Before breakfast.
9. Put some Ragu on a sled, and push it down a hill.
10. Kidnap an imaginary book character.
11. Sharpen hockey stick.
12. Hit someone with aforementioned hockey stick.
13. Find somewhere to hide from police.
14. Run around screaming 'The angels have got the phone box!' Note how many odd looks, panicked expressions, laughs and weird bursts of blue light I get.
15. Buy chocolate spread. Have it on crumpets.
16. Become a master hypnotist.
17. Hypnotize a pineapple.
18. Lick my elbow.
19. Paint the entire house bright green.
20. Find something rhyming with 'silver'.
21. Find how many people think 'orange' sounds like 'gullible', when said slowly.
23. Avoid mind wipe.
24. Find Itex. Blow it up.
25. Actually, get some bombs. And an AK-47. Then blow Itex up.
26. Grow wings.
27. Get admitted to a mental institution, then initiate a mass break-out.
28. Spontaneously combust.
29. Find out where they store the Rubellium...
30. Kill whoever thought up homework. In worst way possible.
31. For the above, I need the TARDIS. Go find that first. And steal it. And run away from a very angry Doctor about to skewer me with a sonic screwdriver.
32. Work out where the pretty lights come from.
33. Find number 22.
34. Try not to think abut fluorescent penguins for a whole 5 minutes.
35. Duck punches currently being aimed at head.
36. Laugh manically.
37. Create a horcrux. Actually, make someone who I really hate do it.
38. Breathe underwater.
39. Grab a random passer by. Waltz with them.
40. Convince somebody that there are faeries living under the earth.
41. Eat pot of pesto. With no pasta.
42. Become emo ninja.
43. Scream 'I like CHEESE!' whenever anyone asks you a question. Then proceed to hop in circles before collapsing on the ground.
44. Squirt ketchup all over furniture. Claim to have been attacked by vengeful nargles.
45. Look for missing socks. If in doubt, ask Iggy.
46. Do homework that was due in for last week.
47. Listen to song. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, until imprinted on consciousness.
48. Teach everyone the dead pinata dance.
49. Play with fire.
50. Run away to join the circus.
51. Get another chainsaw. Last one broke half way through sawing someones head off...
52. Hit people over the head for no apparent reason, before running away. Cackle manically while doing so.
53. Repeat what people say. At the exact time they say it. Ooh, tricky. You need to be psychic for this.
54. If someone says they're worried, reply with, 'Don't worry. I've got a toothpick. Nothing can go wrong!'
55. Add 'doom' on the end of everything, ex. 'Please pass me the carrots of doom' or 'That rabbit of doom doesn't look very well, does it?'
56. Mkae asbltoeuly no sesne.
57. Find an obscure town in an obscure country on Google Earth. Tell everyone it has the key to immortality somewhere near it.
58. Poke rocks. If asked why, say, 'For no good reason.'
59. Stare at the sky. When a sizable number of people have joined the staring, quietly walk away, and observe from a nearby, comfortable spot just how long the crowd stays there.
60. Become paranoid.
61. Ask a complete stranger if they'll marry me. Propose using a grapefruit.
62. Hit people over the head with books.
63. Hide computer first, so it doesn't get confiscated... like last time...
64. Hide it underground.
65. Hope seismology sensors don't pick up the vibrations...
66. KETCHUP SANDWICHES!
67. Sprokly... hehehehehehe... hehehehehehehehe... Sprokly, hehehehe...
68. Hoard all the shiny stuff in house. Pile it on chair. Say, over and over, 'My precious!' in creepy Golum accent.
69. Get a motto. Something odd.
70. Wonder if anyone is actually reading this.
71. Turn all the baked bean cans upside down in Tescos. If questioned, it was caused by a bump in the fabric of the time-space continuum...

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice


Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
because I know what the Olympians know!

NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

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Flames We Never Lit by robot iconography reviews
Peggy Carter is frozen in 1946 and awakened by SHIELD in 2012.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,657 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter - Complete
Monsieur le Président by TheClassof1832 reviews
The June Revolt has succeeded, and a familiar face is the head of state. You'll like it, I promise! Enj/OC and Enj/Courfeyrac friendship fic! Semi-AU. R&R! Enjolras inspired by Aaron Tveit (and a bit of Ramin Karimloo)!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,717 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Enjolras, Courfeyrac - Complete
A Silver Lining by GravityDefier7827 reviews
"Why don't you want people to call you Robin?" "It's a long story." "No one's blowing up the city tonight, I have time." John/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,614 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 7/27/2012 - J. Blake
This is what Happens when You Leave by blossom993 reviews
Fang left when Max was 18. 7 years later Max and the flock live in New York with Max's boyfriend, Jinx. What happens when Fang comes back? Love, heartbreak, and do i hear wedding bells! Who in the world is getting married? JAX FAX BIGGY! READ THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/15/2007
A Home For My Heart by pinktink008 reviews
The continuing adventures of Steve and Aly. Steve has to come to terms with becoming both a husband and a father while Aly finishes school and tries to deal with planning a wedding and preparing for a baby. Both have to deal with a mysterious redhead who seems to be targeting Steve for her own wicked reasons. AU, Steve/OC pairing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,968 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC]
Headaches by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
...And that wasn't because the pillow her nose was incidentally pressed into smelled exactly like Fred. But that was an upside of course. T for an F bomb.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 148,590 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Fact and Fiction by Max Brown reviews
The Flock have been captured, their memories erased. Max is now in Southern California at a school with Fang. Can the two of them remember who they are and what happened to them before they're discovered? Some Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,105 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Max, Fang
Légitimement Mariés by flute-player56 reviews
Marriage Law Fic. Fremione.Post Hogwarts,2000. Obviously Fred survived the Hogwarts Battle. Pairings leaning towards canon, but not entirely so. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,678 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Those Little Moments by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
A collection of over one hundred drabbles, each based on a word-of-the-day prompt.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Annie W., Auggie A.] - Complete
A New Life by carelessfreedom reviews
It's been seven years after the June Rebellion, and Marius Pontmercy is happily married, and is a father. However, one day the two people who he missed the most and thought he would never see again come back into his life. This is the story of how Marius found Enjolras and Eponine again. E/E ,AU, movieverse!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine
The Games of Life by I-Await-A-Protector reviews
Fred not telling a girl how he feels? Unheard of. Charlie not interfering with his brother's love life? Impossible. The threat of Muggleborn Hannah getting killed by Deatheaters? A reality. Fred has to find courage to tell her how he feels, or else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,355 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Fred W., OC
Yellow Light by thecolourofgreen reviews
Enjolras becomes rather curious of the girl that has been following Marius around lately. He gets more than he bargains for when his questions are answered and a friendship starts to grow between them. Modern/College AU.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,350 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Our Little Lives by Concetta reviews
Two lives converge beyond the barricade. *Slight extension of chapter 54, chapter 55 in progress!*
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,580 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
Touch by always-a-time reviews
They were never destined to touch, yet when it all ended (for it always ended, no matter how hard they tried,) they were too late. A series of reincarnation one-shots featuring Éponine & Enjolras. [COMPLETE] *10/17/13 CH 1 REWRITTEN* Ships mainly E/É with a side of C/M.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,047 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Eponine, Enjolras] [Cosette, Marius Pontmercy] - Complete
Imperceptible by Fathomed Dreams reviews
Eponine had always wanted to be seen. Enjolras had always wanted to be heard. When they meet one another on a cold December night it sets off a series of events that will not only give each other what they are looking for, but perhaps also changing one another's life, and the fate of Patria. E/E
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras
House Rules by Captain Tiny reviews
Modern AU. Since they have moved in together, it has become clear that the barricade boys (and Éponine) need a list of guidelines for proper conduct within the house. Enjolras/Eponine, Marius/Cosette and Courfeyrac/Jehan.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,064 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013
One Inch by Caderyn reviews
One inch was all it took for Éponine's life to be spared and it altered the fates of four people. Éponine/Enjolras. Also features one-sided Marius/Éponine and one-sided Enjolras/Grantaire (E/R), as well as Joly/Musichetta/Bahorel. Cover Art by pennylanes (thanks!).
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 37 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras, Joly, Combeferre
I'm Doing Everything All Wrong by kougamira reviews
"I am Michel Enjolras." He inhaled one last time, holding the red flag high. "I am you."
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine
La Belle Vie by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
"It seemed like, just maybe, we were the furthest thing from blessed – cursed. Destined to live and die in ruins.But even so… We were blessed. Our rewards were coming. Comfort ...mercy... justice... All that we had been promised in exchange for our suffering. It simply wasn't coming in that particular lifetime." E/E, AU, Modern setting.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,025 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - [Eponine, Enjolras] Marius Pontmercy, Jean Valjean - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Hatter by Kat A. Klysmic reviews
Events as they were seen through Hatter's eyes, and how an oyster came to turn his, and everyone else's, world upside down. rated T just in case
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,320 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
She Waits by SleepingwithinWater reviews
Enjolras; for learning was his love, France was his mistress, and the men he surrounded himself with were his brothers. But when he gets lonely, he makes a hasty choice and sends his world spiraling out of control. And he drags every other poor soul down with him.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,768 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Ignite by M. R. Kenobi reviews
He was her past, her present, and her future. Gotham was her city. Together, they would save it or destroy it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,646 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - [Bruce W./Batman, OC] Ra's al Ghul - Complete
I Never Saw Him There by Starlight Sanctuary reviews
A little dream, nothing more. Just to sleep within your arms. How can it be -after all this time- it was you I did not see? ExE AU
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,832 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine
My Dark Side by thegirlholdingthewords reviews
Enjolras secretly loves Eponine, but she won't let him in, after being beaten, abused, betrayed, and alone her entire life. Secretly, Eponine begins to love him too, but will she let down her walls to let him in, or will she be too afraid and lose her chance at a fairy-tale ending and love? AU
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,340 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Enjolras, Eponine
What's Built in the Basement Doesn't Stay in the Basement by TheGirlWhoWoreNeon reviews
Haley Green has been working on a time machine for more than half a year. Somehow, her project is a success. But because she only thought Panem was fictional and that The Hunger Games would never exist, she makes a trip 200 years into the future and suddenly finds herself completely trapped in an arena where everyone is trying to kill her- including her Hunger Games Hero.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Finnick O. - Complete
The Mark of Q by leDaph reviews
Sixth year wasn't supposed to be anything out of the ordinary for Alex - well, 'ordinary' is relative when you have international spies for parents and a secret identity to maintain. But her days of thwarting the Marauders are up... they're fighting back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,443 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Something's Gotta Give by pinktink008 reviews
When Steve Rogers walked into the gym, he had to do a double take. There was a young woman sparring with a man twice her size & she seemed to be doing a good job of keeping the guy on his toes. Her speed & agility made up for the size disadvantage by a long shot. Post Avengers, AU, fluffy. Steve/OC Rated M for brief sexual encounters & language. Slightly revised. COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,256 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] - Complete
Dissonance by Not Enough Answers reviews
Escapism. We all do it. Whether it's through books, movies, or games, at some point everyone has wanted to lose themselves in another world so they can forget about their own. But what if the alternate world was far worse than the one you lived in? I was about to learn that the hard way. John Blake/OC NOW ABANDONED.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [J. Blake, OC] - Complete
Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves on an all new adventure called boarding school. Problems ensue as they face boyfriends, friends,enemies, and roommates they can't stand. Major Fax and other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,172 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Hidden in Code by Everything.Becomes.Chaos reviews
Jim Gordon's wife took his family away from Gotham in the beginning of TDKR, but what if their oldest daughter decided to stay? Her life begins to turn to shambles once Bane learns he needs her specific skills to bring Gotham to ashes. Can she help stop this terrorist with the help of her father and John Blake?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,362 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Barbara G., J. Blake
Robin by ObsessiveFanNumber1 reviews
'Robin John Blake' wasn't always his name. Before everything, it was Richard Grayson. Follow the story of the original Boy Wonder: his falls, his decisions, his reasons for changing his name the way he did—all without Bruce Wayne or the Batman. Spoilers for TDKR. T for safety. Please read and review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - J. Blake
Pariah by calligraphied reviews
In the months prior to Bane's occupation, a hardened, disillusioned beat cop is about to take on a new partner. Blake/OC. HIATUS.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - J. Blake
wildfires by batlight16 reviews
Bruce Wayne had billions of dollars and elite ninjitsu training. John Blake has police academy training and a cave full of technology that he doesn't know how to use. …Good luck, John Blake.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,694 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - J. Blake, Barbara G.
Reality Check by The New Flock Member reviews
I didn't ask to be born. I didn't ask to have wings. I didn't ask to become a human experiment. I did ask to escape, but I didn't ask to be made responsible for 5 kids at the age of 12. I also didn't ask to put my life into the hands of a complete stranger, claiming to have books that tell my life story. But I got it anyway. and now I have to live with it. Here we go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Iggy
Wings and Wizards by WarriorsFreak reviews
Normal is, as normal gets. The flock believes they are going to a school for special children, but they weren't ready for what defined special when they accepted. As they are divided, will the separation cause only holes that may not be mended? That's what happens when you mix wings and wizards. Read and review please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,297 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009
Better Late than Never by Tyranusfan reviews
Tag to Captain America. Set immediately after the movie. Steve Rogers is having trouble adjusting to his new reality,he's haunted by his past, and the confines of the SHIELD offices aren't helping. Rated T to be safe.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter - Complete
Destiny's Play by MoonliteMuse reviews
"We can't get caught, Zuko!" Katara hissed, but her heart raced with excited adrenaline. "You know it's illegal." "Then let's keep this quiet," he brushed his lips over hers with a smirk, danger flickering in his eyes. "Are you afraid?"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Vengeful Truth by FrozenClaws reviews
Seven demigod-wraths, part god and part monster, plan to revolt against Olympus. Seven demigods must step up and hunt the monsters that threaten the Olympians. Story based on the prophecy at the end of the book The Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Percy Jackson and the Hogwarts Students by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
What if 14 Hogwarts students came to Camp Half-Blood with Dumbledore to help in the Titan War? Percabeth, HPGW, RWHG. Rated T for romance and violence. Violence is later on. HP/PJO crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Percy J.
He Noticed Her by StarxBright reviews
JK Rowling once said that she almost put Hermione Granger with Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,722 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Maximum Ride: Taking Back the World by writeroses1029 reviews
Follow up story to Maximum Ride 5. Max learns what Mr. Chu wants with her. Relationships begin to grow more. What will Max have to do in order to take back the world?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 67,481 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Visit from the Future by maxride08 reviews
A winged girl named Sam comes to the flock claiming that shes from the future. Fang knows shes keeping secrets from them. Her secrets are revealed, and the consequences force the flock to travel to the future themselves. What they learn changes everything :: ON HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,992 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007
Metamorphic by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,783 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang, Max
Max: The War Eagle by Heart of Diamond reviews
1/3: Bloodline Trilogy. After MR3. Max fell pregnant & left, forcing the flock split. People have turned against mutants & experiments alike. Max must rebuild the flock & save the world before war breaks out. But Max's daughter is a target. Fax! Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Buddies by celticgina reviews
How does Auggie really view his relationship with Annie? A different take on the topic. Why you should never eavesdrop! Finale posted. Feed the bunnies?
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Strangers On A Crazy Adventure by alb925 reviews
For a school project, Sara Sheridan is grouped with Fred and George Weasley and they have to live in the Muggle world for nearly 50 days without magic. Besides that, both Fred and Sara have well kept secrets that are threatening to come out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,107 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Gallagher Academy, to the Max by Flying-Squirrelz reviews
Gallagher Girl/MR crossover. The flock guys go to Blackthorne, while the girls to to Gallagher. Then they have the Blackthorne/Gallagher exchange. What happens when they meet up again? Rated T. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Max, Fang
The Mansion by BeginningTheREVOLUTION reviews
What's gonna happen if you put 8, now about 17, INSANE teenagers, with one CRAZY tween, in one mansion? Chaos, adventure, cries, laughs, and . . . a banana killer? What the heck? Note, this is US with SOME PJO, not all! Once called MftCMOwPJatPJR.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Percy J.
Skittles' Corner of Randomness by Fangalicous08 reviews
I'm bored and I was inspired by St. Fang of Boredom. R&R? Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Iggy
Save Me by ScarlettSunshine reviews
While fighting in the battle of Hogwarts it's not Fred but Hermione who nearly gets crushed by a wall, even though it is Fred who ends up under the rock. Why? Because he saved Hermione in a way no one fully understands. rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G.
It's Never Easy by Jenny De Book Worm reviews
It once was deleted and now is back! FBI Agent Maximum Lavina Ride and her team fight crime and put the bad guys away, with a little romance and humor on the side. Fax. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! Flames are always welcome as well as reviews! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,271 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011
Connected by BittyBlueEyes reviews
*On Hiatus Indefinitely* They thought he'd died, but Hermione refused to believe it. With magic that no one understood, she saved Fred's life. Hermione soon discovers that her actions did much more than restart his heart; a deeper connection was formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,742 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
ThisIsLife by BookHunter reviews
Max has never been able to make friends, she's nothing but a lone kick boxer. She's always been different and conflicted. Once she meets a boy named Fang...her life completely changes, and not all for the good. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,190 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Last Pirate by FantasticWorld reviews
Sidorio's power is growing, and Sanctuary and the Nocturne do not have enough power to defeat it. An alliance that time forgot reappears, and secrets even older are unveiled.
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010
Under The Surface by wolflover777 reviews
Max is an orphan that goes to live with the Martinez family. Can Fang uncover her past and what lies "under the surface"? It sounds like Is This Really Home, but it's different. READ!: This story is only partially AH! One flock member has wings! Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,273 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Max, Fang
The Haunting by Eletha Landon reviews
Still on the run, meeting new supernaturals, and being in love, but... something is following Chloe. Nothing is normal, not for the human world or the supernatural. Chloe wonders... in her reality, are there no happy endings? Continued from The Reckoning.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,652 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Butterfly by Little Miss Mionie reviews
What if Parvati didn't want to go dancing with that boy from Beauxbatons, and dragged Harry onto the dance floor instead? A simple action leads them both into a much darker destiny filled with romance, danger and prophetic visions. AU, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,929 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
A Friendship Broken by Kukaburry reviews
Arie Willams has been in love with George Weasley for ten years. One night she professes her love, but in the darkness, she doesn't realize which twin she actually has.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,484 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [OC, Fred W.] - Complete
Unbreakable Wall by GirlWithBook reviews
AllHuman. Max is once again at a new school. There she is haunted by an abusive ex, and finds her niche, but she also finds Fang. So she puts up her patented, unbreakable wall. But is it as unbreakable as she thought. FAX, of course.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,685 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009
Forbidden by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang is the opposite of Max: rich, famous,& silent. Now, Max applies to be a maid/nanny for a rich guy. Fang is her boss. Love sparks between them and it's complicated and they deny it. What could be better than a forbidden love? WARNING: SLIGHTLY BIPOLAR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,387 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Chat Room 435 by UPDRAFTGIRL37 reviews
The flock split up a while ago and all are in different places and havent had communication with each other for two years. What happens when they all talk to each other on AIM with out knowing it? FAX! And maybe some Niggy. Read and review please! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Max, Fang
Pieces Of Time by Piraticaly-Insane reviews
When Hermione Granger tries to save the man she loves, she finds herself in the time of the Marauders. She wants to go home but what if the reason for going home is also the reason she wants to stay? HG/RL. Time Travel fic. Compliant with all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,139 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8270 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Always by Casy Dee reviews
Continues from "the kiss" in Syfy's "Alice" Mini-Series.I didn't want it to end! So I continued on with Alice & Hatter making a life with each other in her world.It isn't always easy, but all you need is love.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,591 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Fang: The Afterstory by Megadora reviews
My version, year by year, of what happens after Fang: A Max Ride Novel. Told in Fang and Max's POV. Kept in character as much as possible. Rated T because of very mild language and possible action/romance later on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
Faintly Resembling a Wedding by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete
Follow Your Heart by bubblemoon66 reviews
After a fight with Lorcan, Grace leaves the vampiric world behind but finds herself being haunted by visions of the past. Meanwhile, after ships go missing, Connor & co prepare for war. And with both sides busy no one notices another evil lurking. Post BC. ABANDONED.
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,036 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 12/27/2007
Commanding Lightning by FalselyTrue reviews
In a futuristic vision, Max learns that she will cause the Flock's deaths. In an attempt to prevent it, she attempts suicide...and fails. Three years later, she commands a special team for a company called Xeti. When the flock joins, all heck turns loose!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,114 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Max - Complete
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
The Mic Can't Keep a Secret by PsychoandProud reviews
We write fanfics all the time, but what does the Flock think about it? How do they feel about pairings like Fax, Eggy, and Fissa? Find out in this exclusive interview! R&R please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by Cullsi reviews
At the end of 3rd Year, no one is there to pick Harry up at Kings Cross. Whats if there were things in 4th Year that werent the same as the orgional. what if Dumbledore takes an apprentice, and what if harry and hermione fell in love please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,837 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Maximum Ride: Learning to Fly by deadlybeautiful reviews
Odd is just a mutant bird-girl who has joined the Flock. Odd has a few big problem though, -despite the obvious ones- she can't fly and she's falling in love with her best friend. But, that's no big deal right? Iggy/OC and Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,918 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Loss and Gain by EvilBunny101 reviews
Until Durza stole her in her sixth year, Lenia had grown up with Eragon. Now, eleven years later, she and Murtagh run off to find the newly formed dragon and Rider-only to find that the Rider is Eragon. Of course, Eragon has yet to learn her biggest secret. Please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,525 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Murtagh - Complete
You Belong With Me by scatteredxmemories reviews
Lissa the Red-Haired Wonder is back, making her moves on Fang. Fang is obviously returning the love. When Max is inspired by a Taylor Swift song, she does the unthinkable: she tells Fang off. In front of the WHOLE school. How will everyone react? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
What She's Been Through by TempeJill reviews
Temperance's life starting in an abusive foster home at age sixteen. When her past catches up to her... how will she handle it and how will Booth help her get through the latest trauma she's been put through? BxB has been established. Now complete.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 128,207 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Life Hurts by VampyressAuthoress reviews
Max is no longer among the flock. She's increased in everyway. Strength. Speed. Power. Beauty. And she has a heart that's no longer put together. She comes across the flock one night, will they want her back? Will she go back? ON HOLD
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
With Wings Wide Open by lizziestar reviews
For Iggy lovers. Jeb makes the flock go on a rescue mission to bust out a high security prisoner who just happens to be Fang's long lost twin. And that's not the weird part. What if they found their mother? See what happens. IggyXOC and some FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 114,420 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Iggy - Complete
Just Dance, Yeah Right! by A Beauty that's a Beast reviews
When Max's mom decideds to throw her a birthday party will it end in tears or love? Loaded with Fax, plus Eggy and a BIG surprise...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008
Just Like Mom by SignedSealedWritten reviews
Fifteen years after the Flock saves the world, Minnie's mother is dead, and she lives with her Dad. That is, until the day she goes to the movie theatre.... rated t for safety and REALLY MILD language. Title to change, suggest some if you want. Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Agent Max is Back by Fightingrose reviews
Agent Max is back in the sequel to Agent Max. Maximum Ride must deal with a whole new set of problems, clones, mutant killers, and romance. If that's not enough, the flock is back, and this time, they don't want to be friends. ON HOLD.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Max, Maya A./Max 2
Camp Hogwarts by Flamepaw reviews
pjo/hp crossover. This my attempt to redeam crossovers and write the best Hp/Pjo crossover ever! Review please. Takes place after BotL and GoF. The Campers go to Hogwarts.
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Wands, Wizards, and Terrible Blizzards by greyskys reviews
Hey! The Flock is back and flying over UK when a blizzard hits and sends Fang and Max reeling away from the rest of their feathery friends. What happens when a certain someone meets up with a distinctly marked boy? FAX! NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Max, Fang
Life's Limits by FantasticWorld reviews
Lorcan once saved Grace from a watery death, but now the tables have turned and it's Grace's turn to be the hero. But how much can she sacrifice for his rescue? Rated T for later chapters.
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,016 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
What Have the Years Done to You? by spearmintcrows reviews
This is a story that happens 12 years after Max saves the world. The girls have been apart from the guys about that long. They are having a reunion at the site of their old home. What if they're...different? Are they...too different? T for future chapter
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,381 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
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All the Right Moves reviews
Mara is a dancer, trying to make it in New York while trying to juggle her job as well. One day she meets a certain Captain and teaches him how to dance and just maybe forget about the woman who offered to teach him in the first place. Post-Avengers, Steve/OC.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America
The Light in His Eyes reviews
Catalina starts attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in her thrid year. Who else would show her around but the charming and handsome Weasley Twins! So what happens when she falls for one of them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Fred W., OC
Another reviews
There's a new girl at Camp Half-Blood and she's different.R&R! Currently being rewritten and edited. The new version will be posted on my new account Druidgirl333.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 5/28/2009
Wands & Wings reviews
What would happen if you put Maximum Ride at Hogwarts you would get... Genetically Enhanced Magical Mayhem! Harry Potter/Maximum Ride crossover! Rewritten. First chapter up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009
When Angels Fall reviews
Max and the flock are attacked by Flyboy and the flock kidnapped. Now let's see what happens when Max lands at our favorite NCIS Naval Criminal Investigative Services Building and meets Gibbs and the team. Can they protect her from the school? On hiatus.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009
Masked Rage and True Desires reviews
Max and the Flock have a huge fight and Max leaves for good. Four years later she meets the Flock again. Now she's stronger and more cold-hearted. Can she forgive the Flock after what they did? Co-Written by Inherigirl! Some Max/OC-Max/Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max
Unseen Torture reviews
This is the scene where Doctor Dee and Doctor Dum tortured Hatter in the Heart's Casino. You don't see the beginning so I thought I would write down what I think happened. One shot. Slight Hatter/Alice if you squint.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hatter - Complete
Invasion of the Mary Sue reviews
When a girl recruits the flock for a mission Max has to step in to save her Flock. Warning Mary Sue killing will ensue. For the contest Kill Mary Sue! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
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