Jessi Noan
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Joined 09-09-00, id: 18486, Profile Updated: 03-27-14
Author has written 9 stories for 28 Days Later, Aliens/Predator, Cold Case, and Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno.

General disclaimer (because I just realized I keep forgetting to include it in the stories themselves): I claim no ownership of any of the productions and/or franchises for which I write nor any of the characters contained there within, unless otherwise noted in specific stories. I write, because I enjoy it and make no money off this.

Jan 2014: I am working on finishing Education of Scotty Valens within the next few weeks to be posted two chapters at a time until completion. I will then work on finishing What We Are. I made a promise to myself that I would finish these two stories before I moved on to my next thing. Apologies for anyone waiting on these stories - I would hate to think I've done the hated dead fic to anyone reading. Many things happened that prevented me from sitting down and writing until now.

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The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,243 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Crossing the Finish Line by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Movie epilogue. He was going to enjoy what he'd been given, and what he'd snatched back from fate, as long as he could hold on to it. Slash.
Death Race - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Almost Karma by BluWhispers reviews
They say that what goes around comes around - and this time Cloud is given a chance to get what he wants. Back at the beginning. SephirothCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 108,646 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Microcosm by Zxel reviews
Fifty sentences based on fifty prompts. Various pairings, slash and het. The majority are JimmyxGord, GaryxPetey, and JohnnyxPeanut.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
The Middle by oucellogal reviews
Vera's thoughts on that scene with Scotty and Chris at McGinty's in "Yo, Adrian."
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Scotty V., N. Vera - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Guardian by TheShoelessOne reviews
CainDG. At a ball held to honor the heroes of the double eclipse, Cain receives the most important appointment of his life: to protect and defend the princesses of the O.Z. COMPLETE!
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,391 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - DG, Cain - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 604 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Weiss Mary Sue by Exileian reviews
Oh look! A Weiss Mary Sue! Another story of the perfect girl joining WeissSchwarzSchreientKritikerRosenkreuzetc.! OH. MY. GAWD. You HAVE to read it. Aya and Crawford are the Embodiment of Mary Sue Haters. I think. DONE LIEK WOAH.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,330 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 5/27/2003 - B. Crawford, Aya/Ran F.
Reasons by Shella reviews
An alternative motive for Will's determination to rescue Elizabeth, & the results as they pertain to Captain Jack Sparrow. Blatant, gratuitous, highly enjoyable slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
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The Education of Scotty Valens reviews
Scotty didn't put much stock in dreams. That is, he didn't until they started telling him something. Most canon-Valens pairings, with a friendship-based S/L aside.
Cold Case - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Scotty V.
The Killing Blow reviews
They had killed a man. They were waiting for something to erase that, make it the thing before something else. But the blood could not be washed away. They didn't even know to try. Carlos and Jaime story. Devil's Backbone/Pan's Labyrinth.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Sneaking Suspicions reviews
Something is different and Scotty can't figure out why. Scotty/Lilly, wherein only Vera realizes. Spoilers through season 6.
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Scotty V., Lilly R. - Complete
Three To Count By reviews
There's something he has to do before he can finally go home. Spoilers for season 6. Scotty/Lilly.
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lilly R., Scotty V. - Complete
What We Are reviews
AU The Americans would have arrived eventually. Sequel to 'It's All the Same Anyway'. Please read warnings before reading the story.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008
Where The Heart Begins reviews
Scotty/Lilly. Because Lilly can't cry alone. Not this time. Spoilers through season four.
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Lilly R., Scotty V. - Complete
Charlenes reviews
Scotty/Lily; On the drive back from Tennessee, Scotty and Lily talk about Christmas music and Charlenes. Spoilers through season four.
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Scotty V., Lilly R. - Complete
All That's Left reviews
Johner has needs. Needs that are not being met at all. Set after Alien: Resurrection with the surviving characters; involved in no other movie.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
It's All The Same Anyway reviews
AU West offers Jim a chance. This time, Jim submits. Read the warnings before reading the story, please.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete