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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hello all this is my first time writing a story for Fan Fiction but i hope I did a good job.

My hobbies include Reading, Writing, and Surfing the Net.

If anyone is curious as to the cars in Edward, meet your sons, here are links below(Note all cars have tinted windows just in case).

This is what Bells Truck looks like...

This is Mason's car, the only one not fully customized, heh heh.

And this is Gabriel's H2 Hummer, only imagine it as dark blue.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

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the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 pounds of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 pounds of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table: 239.99. Hot Breakfast: 4.20. Two Aspirins: .38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!


(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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How to Measure Love in Kelvin by ludwigs.violet.horizon reviews
When Kevin discovers that the new kitten Double D has adopted looks just like him, and with a name with one letters difference, he can't help but be overwhelmed. Let the hilarity ensue as Kevin tries to figure out his feelings about the boy who he can't seem to get off his mind. [KevEdd]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,433 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Edd, Kevin] Eddy
Treasured Heart by Tardis19 reviews
The last time they met, they were both left with scars. Fifteen years later, they find themselves working together to find an elusive shipwreck and the treasure that it holds. AU/AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,110 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/22 - Bella, Edward
Crimson Moon's Tears by PheonixFire87 reviews
(RevEddXRegKev) Kevin is a werewolf without a pack and a dark past, Eddward is a vampire with a dark secret and a large bounty on his head. Kevin has been trying to cash in on it but things escalated quickly and now they've teamed up. Why does Eddward seem to go soft on the young wolf? Why is there a werewolf with no pack? Don't own EEnE or Nat
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,303 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,835 - Reviews: 7574 - Favs: 6,451 - Follows: 4,318 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Celestial Being by Leafeonz reviews
What happens when the athlete falls for a beautiful stranger?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Edd, Kevin
Assassins Aftermath: Sex and Surprises by darkdragonpulse19 reviews
A sexy continuation to Assassins Love Story! It's been a year and a couple of months after the tragedy of almost losing Edd and the death of Bro. Edd has been having haunting nightmares about him and Kevin's at a loss to try and help him. But with the help of his friends they can tear the nightmares from the young doctor. More sex, secrets, thrilling reveals and more pairings.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,873 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015
Under The Moon by AutumnrainChaos reviews
Eddward is a werewolf new on Campus, and cares very little to make friends. Surrounded by humans, he does his best to keep his secret hidden. Kevin is a vampire going on his second year and has a small following of non-humans as friends. Both run into each other on accident, but only one seems instantly infatuated with the other.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Edd, Kevin] Eds, OC
Triggering Affection by the-scarlet-butterfly reviews
Edd agrees to tutor Kevin after school, but ends up getting caught by a bully after school. When Edd returns, he is very upset, and blows kevin off, locking himself in his room, while a concerned Kevin tries to get in. But when he finally gets in, he finds Edd in critical condition, bleeding out on the floor. Can Kevin save Him, and where will this lead? KevEdd; M for self harm etc
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Nazz
With Grace and Civility by Yunnora Lovespell reviews
KevEdd. Kevin stumbles upon a homeless Double D. Fixated, Kevin starts to find there is more to this boy than mere rags and so begins their journey of self discovery and more. M for language, smut, and the incredible Nathan Goldberg!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 212,603 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Edd, Kevin] OC
All Washed Up by sybrann reviews
Merman AU! Kevin thinks the SoCal locals are weird, especially when he hears whistling at night. (kevedd) OCs: Angela "Princess" Jackson: dshell99. Nat: c2ndy2c1d. Arvilla: zookanini.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,830 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Edd, Kevin
Sugar Daddy Needed by jess2002 reviews
Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,586 - Reviews: 4518 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waking Up by RiaMaria reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her. BxE AU. Romance/Humour/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 303,382 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by NJNYTwiGals reviews
Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 308,255 - Reviews: 5134 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 3,249 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen's Anatomy by LisaDawn75 reviews
Bella is a down on her luck single mom whose son has a severe medical condition. Edward is a medical student whose ethic project is to help Bella and her son find medical care. Neither are too happy with the arrangement and can they work together? AH, BX
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,265 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
Scheme Of Fate by thebugroom reviews
Bella Swan is a vampire. She was attacked and turned before she even left Phoenix. How does Bella handle being a vampire, and finding out she is not the only one in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,336 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen - the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group - is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9799 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 3,528 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sit, Stay, Swim by Cerebreum reviews
With the come of high school he had decided to turn a new leaf, but it was difficult to keep his past from catching up to the present, and the last thing he needed to worry about was taking care of some pet. Then again, animals could be quite therapeutic. Except it wasn't exactly a puppy he was bringing home. Full summary within. Reverse!Kevedd /Normal!Kevedd. Pet!Au
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Edd, Kevin
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9420 - Favs: 7,780 - Follows: 7,872 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4455 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Paradox by Camsgirl reviews
Bella is vegetarian vamp intent on saving the world.Edward is a homicide detective.They meet in a dark alley flipping eachother's worlds upside down.It's about crime,passion,undying love and choices...hoping they make the right ones before it's too late.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,355 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Time Heals, Even When it Seems Impossible by Rosmelie reviews
Edward loses his wife to a tragic accident. Bella's been in an abusive relationship. What happens when their daughters worlds collide? Rated M for later chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,267 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Edward, Bella
A Love Bargain by addict-writer reviews
The story of two boys who take care of their sisters and learn about falling in love. Can they keep it a secret? How would people react when they find out about them? Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 142,935 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Georgia Summers by BingoFridays reviews
Summers in Georgia are scorching. Bella realizes just how true that is when her Daddy's city-slicker friend, Edward Cullen spends the summer on her family's plantation. Can she resist the heat? Or will she fall for him? What will her parents think? AU,AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,033 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Winged Fate by Umiko9692 reviews
What if Bella wasn't human when she came to Forks, and what if she had a secret she kept hidden even from her family? I know it's been said before but it's really good.same twilight characters along with my own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,870 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Angel At My Table by cinnamon twist101 reviews
There are two sides to every story His and Her's. When Edward and Bella make the mistake of blurring the lines between Employer and Employee at the Annual office Christmas party both of their lives change dramatically. Told by both Bella and Edwards POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 696,350 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Everything Twice by StarKai88 reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS. Bella is a young, quirky, single mother to twins who occasionally has a propensity to act like a child herself. As a 3rd grade teacher, Edward works well with children. "Do you normally make a habit of hanging upside-down on the monkey bars, Miss Swan?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,498 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4780 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Family Affair by Nickeyd26 reviews
This story contains slash, fem-slash, polyamorous groupings…ah hell. It is a damned sexual buffet. If you are not into that sort of thing or if you are under 18, then move along little ones. This story is NOT for you. Follow me on Facebook, Nickeyd26.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
YULETIDE CANTICLE by belli486 reviews
Bella's damaged heart will kill her short of a miracle. Edward struggles to abstain from human blood & meets his Yuletide Canticle while Xmas shopping. As hopelessness & hunger collide, can he give life to the one whose blood sings to him like no other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,499 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5600 - Favs: 5,089 - Follows: 3,109 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Savage by readingmama reviews
After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,591 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Bella by Rason reviews
Edward doesn't return after leaving Bella in the forest in Forks. Eight years later, Edward discovers she lives nearby & is persuaded by his family to find her. What he sees will shock him. Can he love the person Bella has become? Lemons. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,014 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stranded by dangerousandbeautiful reviews
Edward and Bella get on the same plane,but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,990 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ranch by EKSmith reviews
After finding himself deep in trouble, Edward accepts an unconventional offer to attend a rehab program for troubled teens and young adults on a ranch in northern Canada. A story of growing, learning and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,237 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bakery by kitkat681 reviews
Trying to escape from her captors, Isabella wanders into a bakery in the middle of the night. When Edward finds her, broken and beaten, hiding in a stairwell, will he have the strength to help her? Does she have the strength to trust him? Expanded O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,216 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Role of a Lifetime by letzigprincess reviews
Fighting for a divorce, Edward struggles to care for his two year old daughter. Enter Bella Swan, college student and new neighbor. Will Edward fall back into the arms of his ex or into the heart of his daughter's babysitter? AH Lots of drama & daddyward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 312,739 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
There Is Always Something Worse by Rusulka reviews
A few weeks before Bella and Edward's wedding, something terrible happens in the state of Washington. Can the Cullens protect Bella and her father from the living dead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,878 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power Ten by LauraLoo7 reviews
Edward Cullen is the stroke of the Brown University Crew Team. Bella Swan is his new, shy, clumsy sophomore coxswain. Can they learn to get along for his most important season, or will he toss her out of the boat before they reach the finish line?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,801 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Agent 00hot by maxandmo reviews
Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For You, Anything by parismylove reviews
Edward is an actor filming in Forks where he meets Bella. Their worlds are different, but when they're together, they are just Edward and just Bella. Can they survive when their pasts come back to haunt them? Rated M Angst/Language/Violence/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,022 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9744 - Favs: 5,686 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampires, Werewolves, and Mermaids, Oh, My! by kiaxoxo reviews
I looked down at my legs and was shocked speechless. Instead of pale, clumsy legs, was a scaly dark blue tail. A scaly blue bikini top replaced my shirt. Dear Lord, please help me. Full Sumary inside... *edited*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,934 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Dirty Faith by Icestorm51 reviews
Homeless Bella runs into Edward on New York's city streets. Liking her a lot more than he should, he takes her home to offer her what she always needed. Will more come out of the arrangement then originally intended? AU, AH, Lemons, OOC, MA, CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,367 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
What Really Matters by Blueking141 reviews
Edward, 24 year old single father, is struggling to support himself and his daughters after some tramatic events in his life. Bella, 25 year old rich girl, has everything handed to her. What happens when they meet? What will they learn from each other? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 209,140 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consequences by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A week before Bella's bithday party in New Moon Edward decided to throw his boundaries off the window and did something they didn't expect to have consequences. Now, five years later, Bella finds the Cullens again but she's not alone. Bella is a vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,705 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every 28 Days by Surviving Sheika reviews
Bella's suffering from. . .feminine issues. What will Edward do? And the rest of the Cullen family? Read and find out! Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by readingmama reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn, Rosalie's jealousy over Bella and Edward's happy ending drives her to choices that will effect both her and Emmett's future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,104 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4937 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindingly Beautiful by BottledCoke reviews
Bella's been blind since she was little. Edward is the next heir to Cullen INC but to take over he has to get married and have a heir in 5 years or less. He meets Bella at Jaspers party and makes her a deal she can't refuse. ExB, JxA, AU/AH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,339 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,101 - Reviews: 3867 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
30 Days of Night by Vilandra4 reviews
COMPLETE Set during New Moon, crossover with the film 30 Days of Night. When Bella travels to Barrow, Alaska to attend her cousin's wedding, she unwittingly steps into one of the most dangerous situations of her life. The Cullens will appear later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,784 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6447 - Favs: 9,139 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Switched by blue2185 reviews
Edward takes Bella to the carnival for the first time in her life.Bella thinks it would be fun to go see a gypsy palm reader; Edward thinks it’s not such a good idea because of Alice.The gypsy has a plan that will help these two “walk in each others shoe"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,939 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Storm Before the Calm by sweetmahogany reviews
Bella Swan and Jasper Hale have been dating for 2 years. What happens when the Cullens move to town and the two youngest siblings take an interest in the happy couple? Canon pairings eventually. AU, OOC,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,273 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fade into You by kfoster2519 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella has been a vampire living with the Cullen's for years. Edward is a 17 year old human who just moved to the small town of Forks. Intrigued by the beautiful Bella Cullen, Edward tries to form a friendship that turns into much more. Canon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,020 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Naughty Idea by marjojo02 reviews
Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8986 - Favs: 15,449 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Bella by Wishingforlove81 reviews
Held captive for almost four years by two nomadic vampires, Bella is found unconscious and battered. When she awakens in the Cullen household, the family is distressed to find how deeply she’s fallen into the role forced on her as an abused pet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19621 - Favs: 12,530 - Follows: 5,723 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Temptation by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Beaten and enslaved in a brothel house... what would draw him to such a broken spirit? Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,148 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sharing Bella by LoveMeCullen reviews
Bella and Edward have been dating for 2 years. But what happens when Edward decides he's Bi? Rated M for lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,566 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Stuck by vixen94 reviews
It's an Icy cold day and Bella makes the terrible mistake of licking her lips before she kisses Edward. Rated T becasue my friend said so.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Escape by animalxinglover reviews
Angela is the only one left. Will she ever get out? Please R&R. this is my first fic.
Quarantine - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
Switch by WinndSinger reviews
A magical prank causes Edward and Bella to switch bodies, then as a cure is trying to be found by Carlisle, lots of switches take place throughout the house. This is a fun story, try it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sparkling Angel by vampvixen01 reviews
FULL SUMMARY ON THE 1ST CHAPTER. Set in New Moon when Edward leaves, Bella befriends a new vampire. But what will Edward's reaction be when he returns to protect Bella from the danger she's about to face?Lots of drama!Better than it sounds, i promise!lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,953 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Our Work Of Art by miskipa reviews
Edward left Bella just like in New Moon, But the rest never happened. No Jacob, No Werewolfs, BUT Bella was pregnant. Impossible? not so much. Now 73 yrs later, they're reunited. Bella's a vampire and has two 'people' that the Cullen's really need to meet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,653 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
So Cold by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
While the Cullen’s are away Bella takes a trip down to Port Angeles and runs into someone she never wanted to see again. Edward/Bella. WARNING: This story contains strong depictions of rape/non-con! Please note: Edward does NOT do the raping! Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Lab Monkey by Tempestt reviews
AU VB Bulma has captured Vegeta before he has a chance to escape Earth. She now has him imprisioned in her lab. What will the beautiful scientist do with the deadly prince?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,182 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
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Edward, Meet Your Sons reviews
After the newborn fight, Bella gets pregnant and decides to leave Edward not knowing if he will want the baby. Bella gets changed. 71 years later they meet again with TWINS in tow. Will Edward grow close to his sons? Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
I Owe Him my Life reviews
Edward left, Bella meets a new vampire friend. After that some wrong place at wrong time and Bella is changed. 50 years later she runs into the Cullens again. Will Bella forgive him, or will she find peace in her new friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,619 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward