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Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 6,348 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fill My Little World by Hongkongphooey reviews
After two disastrous relationships Bella Swan swore off men forever and threw herself into her work. Until one day she agreed to do a favour for a friend. Her quiet world is about to be turned upside down. AH set in England
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,649 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change by KittyVortex reviews
Something happened to Bella when James attacked her and now, after her eighteenth birthday, the Cullen's have decided to leave and she is facing the consequences. But surprising to her one has stayed, to help her understand, to protect her and to give her the answers she needs. But will it really be that easy? And will she even accept his help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,060 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Scarred by LostPrincess94 reviews
The modern leading lady: strong enough to not need saving. And the perfect mate for the Major. She may be scarred inside and out, harmed by both humans and vampires, but she will not go down without a fight. You do not have to be immortal to be strong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Of Gods And Ghosts by KareBear1965 reviews
Bella is the US government's best assassin. She accidently learns about the world of vampires and, luckily for her, how to kill them. Her new knowledge has left her a target, putting her on the vampires' hit list. Full Summary inside. This is a Reposting
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,046 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19366 - Favs: 8,549 - Follows: 6,615 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Immortal Beloved by Bella Donna101 reviews
In bella's past life she was a vampire not just any vampire but a vampire queen. Her king is coming to take her back. He will do what every it takes to get her. I am not MRS. MEYERS I own nothing. Will be reworked
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Desperation by Whitlock's Girl reviews
Bella is an up & coming musician. As she struggles to find a balance between the price of her newly aquired fame and her new family, she meets the man of her dreams. Will everything be all moonlight and roses? Or will she pay the ultimate price?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10617 - Favs: 11,742 - Follows: 12,427 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Whitlock, HBIC by MsEerieChastain reviews
Sequel to Sassafrass Junction, highly recommend you read that first! With the Volturi vanquished, Bella and Jasper are ready for the next phase of their lives together. Get ready for Democracy and asskickings, Whitlock-style. AU/OOC Mature, Over 18 only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,456 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3532 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giofógach by ltlerthqak reviews
I didn't know anything was missing from my life until I met him at the carnival. Were my gypsy lifestyle and unbelievable gift too much for him to accept? And was there something bigger we should have been watching for? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,395 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12102 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date by sleepyvalentina reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Somebody to Love by mommybrook reviews
Bella is 25 years old, divorced with two kids. The Cullen's return to her life when she absolutely needs them the most. Jasper has done the unthinkable in becoming like the leader of their coven, and becomes single again after that fateful night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,928 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Hard Day's Night by SexyLexiCullen reviews
The doctors at this busy, New York City hospital all have the same goals: saving lives, setting the on-call rooms on fire, and maybe - just maybe - falling in love? Canon Couples. OOC Characters. Romance, a lot of Comedy, and a hint of drama. E&B POVs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 209,631 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play Dirty by love of escapism reviews
My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,135 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Black Venom by Jet Angle reviews
This is a Edward gets Bella pregnant with triplets then leaves story but it isn't all angst. There is a legitimate bad guy, the volturi is involved and Bella isn't the wimp we all know her as. Under construction but complete story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,193 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4981 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9744 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Last Lonely Cullen by Demon13 reviews
The only mateless vampire in his coven, Edward spends his days wandering the Earth searching for his soulmate. Carlisle thinks he's found her for him in the form of the Chief's daughter. Will Edward and Bella find a way to love one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6201 - Favs: 5,423 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven in Forks by iamvamp reviews
Angels live above on clouds, humans roam the Earth. Bella's still clumsy and Edward's still protective... but Edward's an Angel and Bella's still a human. Will they be able to be together with such a divide?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Such a Different World by FreakyVampireChick reviews
Earth is ruled by vampires and humans are kept alive for only one reason, Bella is a human in hiding but when Edward finds her and takes her to a breeder facility. The odd couple fall in love, can Edward save her as she lays on the brink of death?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,373 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Queen of Darkness by FreakyVampireChick reviews
Bella Swan has some issues,the sun could give her cancer in minutes,banished to a world of darkness,never allowed to set foot in sunlight, Bella has some issue's,but when a certian family moves to forks can the bronze haired boy be her sun?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,402 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Anatomy by drtammy1511 reviews
"Edward's Anatomy" takes place 5 years after New Moon. Edward never came back, and Bella moved on, marrying Jacob. Now she has been accepted to medical school. What will transpire when she discovers that 2 "people" from her past will be in her class? How will her life be forever altered? (Be pre-warned: there is some non-cannon pairing before the promised HEA.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 291,219 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,125 - Follows: 4,844 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In This World We Do Belong Together by FreakyVampireChick reviews
What if Jacob never came back for the wedding?Renesme is seventeen,or looks it,its her first time going to High School and the Cullens run into an old friend,how do they react,most important how does Renesme react to this dark skinned boy? summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,199 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Place in this world by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Everyone around her disappeared, her mom, her brother, her sister, and her dad. Bella Swan is 14 and has stopped talking to people and is now up for adoption. The Cullen family adopts her hoping to connect with her. Will it work? Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,193 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of The Sea by 184 reviews
Bella’s hurt and just her luck, it’s a coven of vampires who try to come to her aide. Unconvinced of their intentions, Bella fights with all she has to protect her own secret- she’s not quite human herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,723 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Protector by FrenchGirl779 reviews
Edward finds baby Bella in a car wreck. Both her parents dead. Edward has made a vow to protect her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Crazy Life by celtic mommy reviews
Bella's life is thrown upside down after a night with Edward, with her best friend picking up the pieces. Letters are written, rejection received. Bella moves on only to come face to face with her past a few years down the road. AH/pretty OOC/M for reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,561 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Again by jstarrh reviews
Bella and Edward have a past that she is desperately trying to move on from. Five years after they go their seperate ways they are reunited. Can she forgive the past to rekindle what they once had or is the past too painful to overcome?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,376 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Life to Be by sleepyvalentina reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hope Will Bring Us Home by cullen818 reviews
Final installment in my Fate/Love/Hope trilogy. Read Fate Has Brought Us Here and then Love Will Keep Us There first. J/B never saw these events coming...can they save their family before it's too late? Team Jasper story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,880 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Shotgun Charlie by jstarrh reviews
When Charlie catches Edward and Bella in a compromising position how will he react? What lengths will they have to go to in order to get alone time together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,640 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
An End to Resistance by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Bella is waiting for Edward when he comes back from hunting. Edward stops resisting. In a good way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tainted Love by celtic mommy reviews
OOC/AH - Edward is a teacher and Bella is a senior at the same school. They have a hot and cold 'relationship' until B graduates and moves away to college. What happens when they meet up again and are no longer teacher/student? Canon pairings & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,007 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
A New Life by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's family die in a car accident causing her to move to Scotland to live with her dad's brother's family, where she meets the Cullens. But what happens when she ends up having two boys compete for her attention? Will it be Edward or Andrew? not AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,686 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chance at Forever by Whitlock's Girl reviews
What happens when your life changes before your very eyes? Do you move forward or do you dwell on the past, on what your future should have held? How do you cope with your new life? SLASH! RATED NC-17 or MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Of Curses and Cures by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
AU: Edward is finally prepared to begin his medical career—a career ninety-years and four medical degrees in the making. He is, however, anything but prepared for the change that comes with his first patient... Bella Swan.FORMERLY TITLED BEST MEDICINE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Indentured Servitude by drtammy1511 reviews
Edward Cullen is an indentured servant in Colonial America who is learning to be a printer. He has fallen in love with his employer's daughter. How does he cope with the fact the world is falling apart around him? AH, AU, E/B. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nothing But Time by A.Ash reviews
Sequel to 'The New Kids' When Renesmee leaves Owen, what drastic measures will he take to try and win her back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess And The Player by ForeverKat96 reviews
Bella is a princess and Edward is a player. But when Edward comes back to work as Bella's personal servant after leaving for the States 7 years ago. Will their childhood love blossom or will it die? Rated M for strong language and some adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
One of the Guys by celtic mommy reviews
AH; OOC; Bella, Edward, Jasper, Emmett- best friends since college, living together and finding hijinx. Edward is in love with Bella, but she's oblivious. What happens after a crazy drunken night? Will their friendship survive? Canon pairings - HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008
Anatomy for Dummies by redireas reviews
Inspired by Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest: a oneshot turned story. There is a new addition to the Fork's High faculty. Three guesses as to who: he teaches anatomy, is young and sexy, and just might have a thing for Bella... Lemony and M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,588 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hurricane Season by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when the Cullen family decides to go visit Texas and end up stuck in a hotel room for hours because of a hurricane? Drama and comedy ensues. Authored with Whynotjasper. Rated M for a reason folks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Closer by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU version of the end of Eclipse – when Edward and Bella go to their meadow, Bella decides to take Edward up on his offer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete