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Author has written 12 stories for Animorphs, Twilight, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Red vs. Blue.

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End Of The Road by l'Auteur Inconnu reviews
My take on the ending of Mass Effect 3, and reminiscing on past events. Basically, why I picked the Destroy ending
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Secret by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
What if people found out about the Nations?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Russia
Leah's Sunrise by Forever without him reviews
It only took death for him to realize how much he loved her." For anyone who ever wondered "what-if" for Leah and Jacob. "What-if" Jacob had never broken away? "What-if" he hadn't imprinted? "What-if" life was completely different? M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 220,138 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Hesitation by GKingOfFez reviews
"We're the good guys, right?" -For the RvBRC 'A little bit of darkness never hurt none too much' Challenge.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - North - Complete
From the Ashes by Streamingwords reviews
When tensions finally break, every nation falls under the shadow of destruction. Is it even possible to rebuild that which seems beyond repair? Rated for dark situations and some foul mouths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,290 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - England/Britain, America
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
What Really Happened in Eldest? by deepblue1028 reviews
SEQUEL TO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN ERAGON! The story of Eldest- but funnier! Game show hosts, klutzy queens, and evil trees are only some of the things found in Alegaesia. Pu them all together, and you'll get one crazy reproduction of Eldest!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Eragon S.
Full Circle by LilFlyergirl reviews
Sequel to All the Wrong Things. Complications and conclusions arise for the wolf pack...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,207 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
things she doesn't know by tragicomedy reviews
Being around Hei just the two of them now makes her realise how little she knows, how little she's sure of. Yin-centric, Hei/Yin.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Hei, Yin - Complete
The Truth About Warriors by Daydreamer897 reviews
A deeper look into the minds and secrets of the Warriors cats. You might be surprised what you find... Rated T for safety.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,813 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009
The Line by PurpleRanger101 reviews
The Ellimist decides to give the survivors of the Yeerk War the chance to change one decision they made in the war. One decision but a choice that could change everything. They know the outcome they want...they just don't know how to get there.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,763 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Marco, Rachel
tw1l1t3 by Georgasaurus reviews
Twilight sucks. We know it and George knew it, too. However, after flaming the vengeful Stephenie Flyer, George finds himself in the place of Bella. Will he manage to get away from his homosexual vampire stalker, or will he be stuck in Hell forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,313 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
The Pact by The Kerl reviews
Long ago, three wolf cubs made a pact to stay together, no matter what. Fell survived an icy grave. Kar made it out of the fire alive. And Larka? She never truly died. An alternate sequel to The Sight.
Sight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,251 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Spider's Web by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, England/Britain - Complete
Fearful Symmetry by Georgasaurus reviews
After a fateful encounter with one of the infamous masks of NYC, an unemployed reporter delves into the criminal underworld, determined to find out more about the vigilante. But will her mission lead her to her goal, or to something much darker?
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
Giving In by UnnaturalKetchupTaco reviews
And then quietly, so low she could hardly hear, so low she wasn't suppose to hear, he whispered, "I wish I was him." One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Prussia, Hungary
Nuclear Food Chain by Demented Inu reviews
It was only a matter of time before Russia got the bomb. Still, it was great to be first. Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Ring of Ashes by Lieutenant Riot reviews
The ghosts that littered the streets and drifted across splintered windows were no spectral wraiths. They were the husks of those empty people, those who had been crushed as vermin beneath the force of the opposition.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - America - Complete
Mauvais Garçon by muchoblidged reviews
Shortly after the Battle of France and Germany's invasion of Paris, Germany meets up with France for a bit of gloating. But despite his recent loss, France still has a little bit of French spirit in him. Pairing/s/: None
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - France, Germany - Complete
Heir Apparent by Kyrieath reviews
Post-Apocalyptic AU; DISCONTINUED - see profile for details.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Prussia
Which Way To Sesame Street? by Sleeps in Rain reviews
Kratos goes way, WAY off course on his journey to destroy Zeus...
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010
The Woes and what Nots of Dating by xtapx reviews
Yes boys you heard me, Leah Clearwater is dating. I refuse to be pitied. I'm awesome, and it's time the rest of the world knew it. Now run along and get out of my way. Winner of Best Leah x Jacob; "The Two Sides of Twilight Forum Best of '09". Completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,871 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
RvB: The Flood by DarkGidora reviews
The infection is spreading. Fate has made foes of the Reds and the Blues, but when an unstoppable force comes to destroy everything, mankind's future hinges on their ability to cooperate. In other words, humanity is doomed.
Crossover - Halo & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
Project: Terminated by Lei-lassassin reviews
When the Freelancers escaped Command, they all had their own ideas of freedom. Yet when their A.I. whisper of the dark secret stored deep within the enemy, they find they can't ignore the plans the A.I. have set out for them. Prequel to A.I. Red vs. Blue.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,524 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009
Chess Pieces by Gosangoku reviews
When the chess game is over, the pawns, rooks, knights, bishops, kings, and queens all go into the same box.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
I'm Not Okay by Arctick Child reviews
Red vs Blue. Being in South's head is a lot different than being in York's.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
The Death of Rome by Hazel-Beka reviews
At the moment of Rome's death, the empire is transformed into a legacy. The death of a nation is never the same as the death of human, and empires can never truly end. Oneshot, blink-and-you-miss-it Rome/Germania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
After School Special by mutemockingjay reviews
It all started in detention. And although he had loved her for as long as he could remember, actions definitely spoke louder than words. Church/Tex
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Director, Tex/Allison - Complete
When Roses are Blue and Violets are Red by mutemockingjay reviews
...there is something wrong in the state of Blood Gulch. As South finds herself stuck in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere she finds that things are not what they seem in the slightest. AU. Wash/South
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2010 - South
Teh Awsum Academi by The Flamers reviews
The hot Cullens rule the school and boring Bella will never dream that hot, sexy Edward will look twice at her. But he does! There was a sign on her back. They fall in love, but Bella has problems. PARODY of bad fanfictions
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fred Weasley, Underworld Detective by Shinoko reviews
Fred died. One would think that would be the end for him. And then he's given a second chance...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 310,009 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Sun Set by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
At the fall of the British Empire, Arthur reflects on what a certian colony has become...written for hugglestheknowitall's birthday
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Drawing Lines by mutemockingjay reviews
South's shell was in its infancy and as much as she wished it would protect her, she knew it never could. Drabble.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - South - Complete
Rebirth of the Flower by Anomynous Nin reviews
Ichigo mourns for the death of Orihime, after the war against Aizen. He was being called to the Soul Society to meet a Shinigami without telling him its name. But that Shinigami... is actually Orihime. IchiHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,355 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
DA BEST STORIE EVA 11 1111111! by Needs Moar York reviews
York and Delta go for an eventful walk. NO FLAMERZZZZZ!11!1 R&R PLZ!11!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Hypnagogic by Measured reviews
The space between falling asleep and dreaming. Greece/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Part of Your World by crackbabby reviews
Of three things I was absolutely certain. First: Edward Cullen was a mermaid. Second: There was some part of him, and I wasn't sure how potent that part might be, that wanted my guinea pig. Third: I was absolutely and irrevocably weirded out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Memoirs of a Girl by Gosangoku reviews
I'm just your regular lower-class, gender-confused, lonely teenage girl who can't stop thinking about a certain red-eyed German boy... — Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
Beautiful Thieves by mutemockingjay reviews
RvB- In the smoke and chaos of a post war city a pair of beautiful thieves lurk- unlikely partners in crime, running away from Command, their demons, the world they had grown to hate. Little do they know that their actions will be their biggest downfall.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - South, Wash
The Cultivation of Britannia by Robias reviews
In the years of the Roman occupation of Great Britain, Roma takes it upon himself to teach little England about the customs of his house. No pairings; this isn't as loli-shouta as it sounds XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2010 - England/Britain, Ancient Rome
A Little Glass Vial by mutemockingjay reviews
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. And when Tucker stumbles upon it, all hell breaks loose. Church/Tucker, major crack!fic. For Jenny- I hate you so much.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - L. Church/Alpha, L. Tucker - Complete
Poker Night by haveyounomercy reviews
A night spent with the Allies is truly a night wasted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Reflections on a Sniper Rifle by mutemockingjay reviews
That damned sniper rifle was cursed, Tucker swore it was. Or stalking him. Whatever. Under the lone tree in Blood Gulch, Tucker reflects on said rifle and its owner. Tucker/Church, rated T because it's Tucker. Happy B-Day, Yellowfur!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - L. Church/Alpha, L. Tucker - Complete
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
This Way by Assgrab reviews
lol I fail at titles. Germany's boss probably wouldn't approve of his relationship with Feliciano... If only Italy were a woman...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
The Back Of Beyond by mutemockingjay reviews
He was supposed to protect her, wasn't he? Never let her go, but he couldn't even do that. Instead he watched as she fell victim to the very person he was trying to stop. Wash/OC, angst. Pre-Reconstruction/Recovery One
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Wash - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Naz reviews
America throws a holiday party with mistletoe, hoping for entertaining results. What he gets aren't exactly the results he was hoping for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by mutemockingjay reviews
Tex watched their game with envy in her eyes, wondering if the scattering of petals could ever explain her feelings towards a certain Leonard Church. Drabble, Church/Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Director, Tex/Allison - Complete
Moonset by Cubaser reviews
Seasons after the victorious battle against BloodClan and the Dark Forest, LightClan prospers. But will the loss of the forest along with the descendant of a legend wreak havoc among the Clan?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010
The Invasion Domestic by calciseptine reviews
Prussia/Canada. A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure. For qualapec.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Night by Cubaser reviews
Night is the only cat in BloodClan who believes in the warrior code, and even fights against them in battle. Now, Night is the only one who can save the cats in the twolegplace before BloodClan destroys them all.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
The Blood of Small Minded People is Bad by Who the Bleep are the LU reviews
Before Edward takes Nessie out on her first hunt, he teaches her about the small-minded "Illiteracy Union" and how their blood will make her stupid. During their hunt they meet the Dull-witted group, but manage to escape without losing brain cells.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Mythical Creature's Guide to Manners by aadarshinah reviews
“I know you don't want to do this, but we have to work on inter-pack relations somehow. We can't just go around growling and fighting all the time. One of these days someone is going to get hurt...” Sequel to "Modern Warfare."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,869 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Burgers For Two by SuomenNeito reviews
Everyone's favorite fast food joint celebrates it's twentieth anniversary in Moscow on January 31st, 2010. America goes to help Russia get in the spirit of fast food. AmericaxRussia A fluffy one-shot! Please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Published: 2/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
If Wishes Were Fishes by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
After his Valentine's Day plans with China fall apart, Russia finds himself spending the rest of the holiday with America, a bottle of vodka and an obscenely large box of chocolate.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
God of Late Night by Mr. Sinestro reviews
Kratos attempts to take over a successful late night talk show. For what means you ask? Look inside to see!
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Russia Vs General Winter by Xxdazed and confusedxX reviews
Random Crack Fic! i always wondered what Ivan would be like if it started snowing durring a meeting. This is what happens when my hyper brain get bored! R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/5/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
His Cinderella by KageNoNeko reviews
His Cinderella was not taking good care of herself while taking two courses and doing an internship, so he offered to help her. This is their story for him to make her stay his Cinderella. TamaHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Torn by ResidentPyromaniac reviews
Just a bit of a drabble on America during the Civil War. Uses country names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - America - Complete
Jerri Sue Goes to Forks by tempura85 reviews
Jerri Blank was a boozer, a user, and a loser. She goes back to high school and tries to get her life back on track, but what happens when Jerri meets the handsome and mysterious Edward Cullen? Reader beware, it's explicit. Edward/Jerri
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Twinkle Twinkle by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Somewhere in Austria, Roderich felt a distinct disturbance in the force. Or, In which Gilbert fails at both music and wooing green eyed brunettes. And no I do not mean Lithuania. PrusHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Death of a Nation by Yukari Rin reviews
A Wall falls and somebody dies. Prussia, Hungary, and Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Red vs Blue: Remnant by Bushtuckapenguin reviews
Epsilon missing? Director free? Omega loose? They want something bigger than Alpha. They want Tex but she's MIA since Blood Gulch. Church escaped limbo once, will he risk it again for the woman he loved and lost? Can the same retards save the human race?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009
Happy Birthday to Me by Gemini Artemis reviews
Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Release by Lalait reviews
After realizing she has fallen for Jacob, troubled by the life that has been forced upon her and unwilling to wait for the inevitable, Leah forges ahead to find her own release to the situation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,405 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
End by frikadeller reviews
The start of conversation between the last nations standing at the end of the world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
God Of Christmas by Mr. Sinestro reviews
Kratos battles Santa Claus for the soul of Christmas. A holiday story the whole family can enjoy!
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/23/2009
Kids:Now and Forever by Blak-Ice reviews
it's been 10 years since Iggy left Nudge with their 3 kids. What will happen when he suddenly returns out of the blue? And what new surprises will be in store as their kids grow up? Read to find out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Nudge, Iggy
Quality Time by Desolate Heaven reviews
One-Shot: Russia comes to a decision. Too bad that decision goes nowhere. Rated for a tiny bit of Gore, Violence and Zombies. Yea, you read that right-- Zombies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Lost and Found by SpaztasticWolf reviews
He may not remember his past, but he is still beyond lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Prussia, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Voice by Kaliotrimma reviews
A somewhat somber take on the loss of HRE's memories. Human names used, and obviously subscribes to the HRE Germany theory. Warnings: Slightly depressing. Rated T due to sadness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Holy Roman Empire, Prussia - Complete
On Lycans by aadarshinah reviews
A Study of the Quileute Shape-Shifters" by Edward Cullen, Ph.D., M.D., with notations by Emmett Cullen, D.V.M., M.Eng., Lady's-Man, Man's-Man, Man-about-town. Blackwater. Part of The Guide universe. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Emmett Cullen and the Delayed Search for Identity by Princess Bertha reviews
Could there be hidden depths to some of the less well-developed characters? A comedy adventure staring Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Nessie, Leah and Esme. Finished at last!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Confusion of Loyalties by x.Dancing.Queen.x reviews
When Jaypaw and Cinderheart begin to have feelings for eachother, they are both confused. Can they accept eachother, and if so, how can they keep it a secret? And what will happen when another cat is interested in Jaypaw? Please R&R. JayxCinder JayxWillow
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Return from beyond the red meadow by mosshadow reviews
Larka ,Kar, Morgra,Brassa and Fell return to life in the future and have to complete the Man Varg prophecy again! Rated T for action and anguish. Sequel to Seeing is Beiliving and ties in to Devoted Morgra! A Beyind the Living fic.
Sight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
I, We, You by XbehindtheseaX reviews
“How do you suggest we make it back together? I’m beginning to believe we’re the same.” ...“As in, the same person?” Holy Roman Empire and Germany share a conversation the night one dies while the other starts to live. HRE equals Germany fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Holy Roman Empire, Germany
A World Made New by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
America and Russia watch the slow death of something ancient and wish for impossible things. America/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Published: 10/3/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Of Rue and Powdersugar by didyouknowanon reviews
."Maybe she mistook us for a family." The Litbel republic, through time and trial and heartbreak. Lithuania thinks about almost-brothers and almost-wives and almost-brothers-in-law in a family drama that plays out behind the Iron Curtain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
Pain by Sora Blade707 reviews
His heart breaks twice. RussiAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Recovered Files by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
The day the papers had been signed, the divorce finalized, Hungary left Austria's house. It took her only a few seconds to realize exactly which direction she found herself running in. PrussiaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Run by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Gilbert stood in his room, staring out of the window at the drab scenery before him. Figures. At least the weather wasn't mocking him. ... He wouldn't admit that he was scared. Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Idiot People To Idiot Cats by misakiXinuzuka reviews
Two idiot people *cough* me and Ashley *cough* become warrior cats. Pretty much a random, weird, strange, and dumb thing. Warning: Strange humor may cause internal bleeding and brain damage. Do not read if below the age of idiot.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
Snow Speckles by sky tulips reviews
On a snow-speckled day before Christmas, Elizaveta resigns herself to asking a hungover Gilbert if he will help her prepare for the holiday season. Gilbert/Elizaveta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Vashien's Feminine Affliction Crisis by HappyGothChan reviews
One day little Liechtenstein appears in Vash's doorway with a bloodied item of white fabric in hand, making him stop just short of suicide.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Glow by lostmidtranslation reviews
In the Aftermath of the War, Fire Burns, and Katie and Fred Glow. Fratie Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Fred W., Katie B. - Complete
Texas: The Devil Glasses by Blake Bishop reviews
Russia gets left alone with America's glasses, Texas. He decides that he will never make that mistake again. Russia/America, but mainly focused on Russia and Texas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
But That Was In Another Country by Konstantya reviews
It's 1948, and he's lost. Prussia-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Oh, Sir Weasley! by lostmidtranslation reviews
Because Fred always wanted to be her knight in shining armour... And Katie gives him every chance. Fratie oneshot, because they're lovely together. T for Lang & innuendo. FWKB indeed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Fred W., Katie B.
Wedding Band by xless.then.three reviews
Elizaveta cant forget how she feels for Roderich, but there may be someone who can calm the hurt and help her finally take off her wedding band. "You do not need him to love you or give you proof of existence. I would be happy to give you that any day"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Kids: Here we go again! by Blak-Ice reviews
sequel to Kids: Didn't see that Coming.....Nudge and Iggy are having another baby, but first they have to get control over the two they already have! Enjoy all the craziness in this super good sequel!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Iggy, Nudge - Complete
Forsaken by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
His arguments, his reasons and rationalizations, they hadn't been enough to keep her. This trip had finally made him see that. His friendship, his passion, his heart were not enough. Or maybe it had all just been too much.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Jellybean Wars by Natureboy3 reviews
WindClan is at fault for a jellybean famine, or are they? It's up to Leafpool to whip ThunderClan into shape for their asault. Will ThunderClan survive Leafpool's boot camp? COMPLETE.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jayfeather, Cinderheart
Guilty Pleasures by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
She's getting married to Austria tomorrow. If he's ever going to kiss her, if he's ever going to hold her, it has to be tonight. PrussiaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
One Last Stand by Lia Silverfrond reviews
Russia’s carrying him to a window, a window in a room that overlooks his lands, America’s lands. The beautiful lands that once were rolling fields and beautiful deserts, now there were bloodstained battlefields.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/14/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Never Alone by IronicallyPlatonic reviews
Seasons, ideas and even hearts may change, but the truth is... he'll always be there. Prussia/Hungary Updated Corrections:6/16/09
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Second Side of Eldest by ageofaquariusstudios reviews
In this sequel to The True Face of Eragon, Eragon and friends decide to take a break from the plot and see the Eragon movie in Teirm. However, they make a powerful new enemy that they will struggle to fight. R&R, chapter two is up!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
Still Awesome by chelsia reviews
Prussia says Hungary has lost her awesomeness. She begs to differ. Prussia/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Exile by Natureboy3 reviews
What if Bluestar's idea for the perfect punishment for a traitor was different? What if Fireheart was exiled? Spoilers for A Dangerous Path and The Darkest Hour. FireheartxSandstorm CloudpawxLostface COMPLETE.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,674 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Brightheart, Sandstorm - Complete
Warriors oneshots by VeridianRose reviews
Regrets and what ifs come rushing up, and one wishes that he could go back and fix past mistakes, but, of course, it’s too late by then...I do unusual, angsty pairing and stories. Next story coming up soon!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
Waíse Heill by The Adventures of T and B reviews
Two young woman read the Eragon book and find themselves whisked into the world and the adventures of the story. They find that they may be more connected than has ever happened before
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Silver Key by twain pullman reviews
will finds a way to reach lyra and Mary needs to take care of unfinished bussines with the mulefa.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
How to annoy the Warriors cats by Mudstripe reviews
DISCONTINUED
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
America, are you Sparkling? by Lucorinth the Ripper reviews
The effect of popular books on the US and the UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
ThuderClan 3000 by scarpath reviews
This is a story dedicated to what might happen if cats use our technology. R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Devotion by Sagewhisker reviews
oneshot? Simply put, a StarClan cat reflects on what makes a "good warrior." Please R&R.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Goldenflower, Tigerstar - Complete
AI by Lei-lassassin reviews
Set during the events of Red vs Blue - Blood Gulch, Agent Massachusetts, a mercenary of high demand, finds herself attacked by the Meta. Her A.I. is stolen, and she is left for dead. Upon awakening, Massachusetts decides she'd very much like it back.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,556 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Sandy Claws is Coming to Town by Queen Annie-Ferny's Calling reviews
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry; you'd better not pout, I'm telling you why: this Christmas fic is coming to rape you. OH, SH--!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008
Fog by Auriella reviews
Jayfeather sighed after her, feeling the fog rush back now that she was gone. He wished that she could've stayed a little longer; it wasn't any fun to dwell on what he couldn't change..." :CinderxJay: :Oneshot:
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Picture Day by kirstennn reviews
For Becca. It's picture day, and Bella is totally unprepared. That is, until Jasper comes along... Warning: Incredibly Flamboyant and Fabulous Jasper inside... do not read if you can't stomach his fabulosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Only the Good Die Young by Mistystream Sootfur's Loyalty reviews
A series of oneshots about the deaths of kits, apprentices, and young warriors and their welcome into StarClan.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007
Guardians Of Uncool by Kriftonucci reviews
This is what happens when during an epic war, a crackfic and a plot are evenly matched. Until the crackfic has some tricks up its sleeves!
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Big Changes by Queen Annie-Ferny's Calling reviews
Rowanclaw's out-of-the-ordinary gender change causes quite a start.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Rowanclaw, Russetfur - Complete
Redemption by Emerald Griffon reviews
The story of Lutta, and how she was pulled from hagsmire. Rated due to allusions to heaven and hell.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Not a Freak by ChopperCrow reviews
Lutta survived, by transforming last minute into a healthy form. And what great adventures of love and humor await her at the Great Ga'Hoole Tree, where she realises her shapeshifting abilities are something to be proud of.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007
Hagfiend's Glaumora by Pinefur reviews
The owls of the Dragon Court are vain and blue colored with long sweeping feathers, nothing like the hagsfiends they were when they first followed Theo to Jouzhenkyn. But one dragon owl suddenly remembers the power the owls had... and she wants it back...
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2007
Strike Up The Band by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE What happens when our favorite mutant freaks form a rock band? Will total chaos ensue? Will the singer and the drummer fall in love? Will the world be saved? Stay tuned to find out. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
The First H'rath by T.J Miller reviews
A short document supposedly written by Tengshu, qui master of the middle kingdom. MAY CONTAIN RIVER OF WIND SPOILERS
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Matrix mall by chinchilla-in-a-bowl reviews
The final chapter! the fun and OOCness continues as Neo goes shopping... R,R and enjoy! Sob...sob...[COMPLETE]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Complete
The Lie Detector by Cockatoo reviews
What is the truth about HDM? Find out when Lee Scoresby hooks up Lyra and Will to a lie detector machine!...
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2001
C'est tres drole by Lyra1 reviews
This is one of the very few humorous HDMs...tell me how you think i did...includes vivid scenes but no bad language....arrrrrrg
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2001
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Aphrodisiac reviews
She was free at last. From Freelancer, from her past, and from everything she had once held dear. And it was so beautiful.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Carolina, Director - Complete
Ascend reviews
And they were joined forever. Mind, body, and soul.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Bulletproof reviews
As Freelancer collapses and the government draws near, the Director orders the extermination of all operatives. However, with the Chairman's sick fascination with Project Freelancer, this might become a problem for the Director and his experiments.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011
The Web reviews
The web of lies thickens and Alpha finds himself splitting. Tex centric. Drabble.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011
Crimson and Azure reviews
The Director's lies run deep through the collective body of Project Freelancer. After Agent South Dakotas receives the unstable Epsilon AI, she realizes this more than anyone. AU.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011
What Has Been Seen reviews
Laundry day is a very scary day at Red Base. The very mention of the word sends Simmons into the closet and Donut into the warm leather embrace of the Warthog.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Perfect Failure reviews
He was a mistake. How many times had been told, how many eyes had looked at him in disappointment? And staring into the barrel of his pistol he knew they were right. He was a perfect failure. Wash!centric.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2010
Black Roses Red reviews
Glassy eyes staring up at him from her pale, dead face, Leo stumbled backwards in shock; the bat landing with a heavy thump on the carpet as it dropped from his limp hand. Director/Alison. For the TRVBRC challenge.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Scarlet reviews
He was Russia. General Winter feared him. The world feared him. Drabble collection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Russia
Finale reviews
And then night fell on Misa Amane's final Valentines Day. Long drabble or short one-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Misa A. - Complete
The Saga of Epic Fail Book 1: Twifail reviews
One day, a retarded Necrophile decided to write a book. 498 pages of crap later, Twilight was born from the ashes of good literature. This is the Saga of Epic Fail.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2009
The End reviews
What happens after Jake's final order in The Beginning? My interpretation. One-shot. Purely for historical reference.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
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