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Joined 02-26-09, id: 1849034, Profile Updated: 08-10-12
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, Star Wars, and Iron Fey Series.

I'm older now and wiser. Now I see how immature Mint Fantasy was (though I don't regret it one bit.) My time with the giant sexy silver-haired penguines of the sky was fun, but now I must move on with my life to bigger and better things- like college for one. I'm taking my time and looking back on my life to consider my decisions and I must admit that I slightly shocked.

I love you all, readers. I will do my best to continue the stories that I have started, but no promises. I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense because I'm writing it at two in the morning.

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The Fett Twins by Lucillia reviews
Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa takes Leia back and has her memory erased from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star. Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,751 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Luke S., Boba Fett
Salvation In Silence by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Very AU. Born mute, Luke Skywalker has always had a hard life. Labeled an outcast because of his inability to speak, he seeks to find a better life. But when a suitless Vader discovers his son is alive, he will stop at nothing to find him...R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,296 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Voicemail by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
If comlinks had voicemail, read to find out all the humorous and serious message left behind by friends, family, enemies, annoying businessmen, insane authoresses and many more during the wars and after the wars... T for language
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S.
The Talk by Katie Ladmoore reviews
Vader must do the most awkward thing as a parent: giving Luke "The Talk." Luke asks some rather odd questions, and awkwardness ensues! AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Master of Jedi Not Children by WalkerTRngr reviews
Luke watches his niece and nephews while his siter and brother in law are on assignment. Anakin has some interesting questions Luke doesn't quite now how to answer.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Luke S., Anakin Solo - Complete
The Secret Romancing Of Mara Jade by SailorLeia reviews
Luke and Mara have started dating in secret. While the family thinks Luke's secret girlfriend is imaginary. Adventures around every bend! Rating T just to play it safe. New CHAPTER up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,003 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Child Abuser by yamimitsukai reviews
Luke I am your father." Vader said dramatically. "I don't believe you." "Why?" "Because then you are a child abuser!" A parody of the unforgettable scene between Father and Son in Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A merging : Lord of the Rings and Twilight by The Slinky Master reviews
When Lord of the Rings and Twilight blend, Edward dies, Legolas gets checked out repeatedly, and much more... read and find out what happens when two books collide!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009
The Love of a Brother by I love dance reviews
ESB short story. Han, Luke. The ultimate sacrifice. Focuses on the evolving friendship between Han and Luke during perhaps what is Han's most selfless act in the trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Luke S., Han S.
The Great Star Wars Yo Momma Fight by Saffronica612 reviews
A comedic interpretation of the great Emperor's end.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Luke S., E. Palpatine - Complete
An Awkward Moment by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The duel on Cloud City didn't go exactly as planned...R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Truth or Dare? Star Wars Edition by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Discontinued. If anyone wishes to continue this, please PM me.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,335 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Lord of the Ring Pops by The Slinky Master reviews
The long beloved tale of Lord of the Rings, or not... this time a round things are...more interesting. A couple twists here and there and BOOM! A comedy designed for your entertainment. ENJOY! :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009
Shared Traits by Davin Sunrider reviews
Oneshot. The "I am your father" moment in 'The Empire Strikes Back' goes a little differently...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Temptation by QuixoticQuest reviews
What if the Emperor had used cookies to tempt Luke to the Dark Side- what would Luke's reaction be? Would he accept? M rating to be safe about language and fudge content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
What REALLY happened on the second Death Star by Jerikagoddess reviews
Luke may have done a little editing when relating the events leading to his escape from the Emperor. I'd appreciate reviews :
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Luke S., E. Palpatine - Complete
Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message by Lucillia reviews
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Too Early in the Morning by Siamesa reviews
A birthday gift arrives for Luke, who is not particuarly pleased about it. PostESB, humor, oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Star Wars: The Last Hope by Toranih reviews
What if Luke killed Caedus? With nothing to loose, Darth Corrun, formerly Luke Skywalker, takes a fearsome hold of the galaxy he once knew. The last hope of the Jedi is a young Force adept trained by one who doesn't even believe in that "hokey religon."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,410 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Luke Skywalker by Mathematica reviews
When you’re the last of the Jedi, the son of a Sith Lord, a resistance fighter and commander of the galaxy’s most crackpot squadron, you’ve just got to have a place to let it all out ...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
In The Zone by xXriujooXx reviews
While in Baghdad, Tony and Agent Jardine are ambushed and kidnapped. Takes place during the episode In The Zone. Includes torture, swearing, explosions, gunfights, death, and Ziva being her super lethal assassin ninja self. TonyxZiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,010 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
How Palpatine Developed His Permanent Twitch by QueenKit reviews
Rated T just in case. This is a CRACKFIC. A humorous interpretation of what could happen with a young Luke staying with his dad and Palpatine and learning to be evil. Newly brought over!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Luke S., E. Palpatine - Complete
Addiction by snarryvader81 reviews
Five moments in Luke Skywalker's life that led to his addiction to the Dark Side. Way AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Luke S. - Complete
Never Alone by Emerson Quinn reviews
Oneshot. Introspective on Mara's death from Luke's POV. Lyrics are Barlow Girl's Never Alone.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Candy Collecting by Smenzer reviews
Luke wants to go Trick or Treating with Vader. Vader, however, isn't very crazy about the idea. Humor. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Don't Close Your Heart by xHeavensOnFirex reviews
Darth Vader's new apprentice has a new mission: to convert Luke Skywalker to the dark side. But what if she gains something along the way that she didn't expect?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Luke S.
Vader & Luke, Father & Son by Lady of Destruction reviews
What happens when Luke does believe Vader and goes to the dark side?Rating may go up
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,102 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Summer Accidents by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke is on summer vacation aka a crusade to drive his father to insanity. In Vader's opinion, at least. In Luke's opinion, it's all just a string of accidents.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,869 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Sparks by Smenzer reviews
Palpatine tells Luke the story of how he invented Sith Lightning while Vader watches. Story includes funny twist. AU of ROTJ throne room scene. OneShot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Luke S., E. Palpatine - Complete
Flyboys and Fertility by Jedi Trace reviews
Luke discovers a surprise, much to the Solo Family's relief. Humor vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Leia O., Luke S. - Complete
Hey Dad by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Han goes where no father should NEVER ever go. WARNING: Hanness, blackmail, language, slight sexual innuendos, possible extortion... COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,206 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
The Great Grill Off! by Smenzer reviews
Luke and Vader enter a barbeque contest! Story also features Han and Palpatine. Zany crazy summer fun!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
His Only Daughter by oXShadowXo reviews
AU. Darth Vader managed to find his children, and turn Luke to the dark side. But Leia refused to turn, and the Emperor wants her dead. COMPLETED!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,022 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
The Freak of Vader III by Aldaron Moonfaling reviews
The evil escape of Vader Luke and Palpatine. Behold the Creepy and humorous ending to Melinda's reign over the Sith and Jedi. soon someone else may be plagued and driven to the brink... enter and be horrified...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Voyeurs by kayladie reviews
Luke gets naked...what more do you need to know? Not as wicked as it sounds! Or maybe it is, I don't know!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Luke S. - Complete
Sunsets and Roses by Tarado reviews
An act of terrorism has left Luke injured and devastated. Only with the help of his family can he keep from sliding into the abyss of the dark side and learn to forgive. Updated.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,326 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Luke S.
Harder to Breathe by jansonpls reviews
AU, NJO never happened... Kyp Durron went to the dark side.. KypJaina song fic
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Kyp D., Jaina S. - Complete
Shadows of Maybe by vader-incarnate reviews
In a world where the Dark Side triumphed years before, the man who would have been Luke Skywalker catches up to the woman who would have been Mara Jade . . . [Dark LM AU Evil Luke!] COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Dark Side by Lauren13 reviews
I would like to give this story or idea to some one to finish it. What would of happened if Luke had used the darkside to avoid a beating. Au Not to dark of a story now.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 6/16/2003
Without Her... by Vergere reviews
During the NJO period, this centers around Luke and explores what would happen if Mara died. NOTE: i have nothing against Mara Jade. Please read, I'd like comments.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2001
Free by Jaded Cabbit reviews
AU story... A love from Luke's past makes an unexpected visit, leaving Luke on the edge of death- and falling...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2001
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It's a Sword reviews
Meghan is acting dumb and Ash straitens her out. No more explanation needed. CRACK!fic. Please R/R, even if you hate it. Takes place during the Iron Queen no major spoilers and is K for minor language.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Ash, Meghan
The Reckoning reviews
If Luke Skywalker's son died, how far would he go to get his revenge? And how far would Han, Leia, Jaina, and the others go to get him back? Please R/R.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Luke S., Leia O.
Their Future reviews
Elizabeth died and John has gone to the lower level to find solace. He finds that and then some. Sheyla in the later chapters, maybe. Please R/R
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - John S., Teyla E.
Mint Fantasy: A Parody reviews
Things aren't going very good in Atlantis, because Rodney called the Wraith there, Ronan is about to beat up Rodney and kill Woolsey, and John has fallen in the ocean. SGA/LOTR crossover
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Aragorn, John S.