Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gallagher Girls, and Gordan Korman.
hi i am elfwand,
Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer
let me tell you a little about me
i am not popular
i LOVE books
i like quotes
i love fanticy and sicence fiction
i like timetravel
i like blue
i have a very old compter (from my dad)(2003)
i speek two langedges fluently (english and hebrew)
my favorit parings are
tonks / lupin
ginny / draco eww
harry / snape or lucis or voldemort or suris
storys i like are
wronge boy who lived
dark but not evil harry
evil/ dark ginny
most altenetive universes
storys i hate are
goody googy harry potter
i love quotes so heare are some
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
""Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napoleon Banaparte
"It is not Big Armies that win battles, it is the good ones." -Maurice de Saxe
"For what is a villain without a hero to oppose him?" -Luna Lovegood
'Harry won. Harry would always win. And the people loved him for it.' -excerpt from The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. ... lol! :)
I'm such an idiot sometimes!!
Excerpts from Harry Potter, from StillMe-StillOBSESSED's profile:
Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
- Chamber of Secrets:
Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
- Prisoner of Azkaban:
As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
- Goblet of Fire:
"OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"
"Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."
Ron: "Who're you going with then?"
- Order of the Phoenix
"Didn't you listen to Dolores Umbridge's speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter?"
Dudley: "Mark Evans cheeked me."
Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
- Half-Blood Prince:
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle," said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. "He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice..."
Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'"
- Deathly Hallows:
“I was awake half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it’s a plot to get the house.”
"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,
"A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.'
'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.'
'Cute but evil. Things even out.'
"If you hit me at 30mph, there's an 80 chance I'll live. Hit me at 40mph, and there's an 80 chance I'll die...Please stop trying to hit me."
'Roses are red,
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people are just out of film.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
God grant us the senility to forget the people you never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones you do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definitely not for you.
'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.'
'It's okay if you want to drop dead.'
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I do not deny everything.
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store.
Love me or hate me, personally, I couldn't care less.
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The road to success is always under construction.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually they're pretty slow.
Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Help, I've fallen and I can't...Hey nice carpet!
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Cheese…Milk's leap toward immortality.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.(But I think it should be with grenades.)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
storrys i am working on
harry potter nad the royal gaurd - royalist harry
30 and almost 12 - time travel
read them and love them
harry potter and the great change
yay you got passed my whole profile
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