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Author has written 7 stories for Heroes, Maximum Ride, Wolf's Rain, and Twilight.

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Okay, so basically I'm a uber random, uber smart girl and a total bookworm. I love to write original stories as well as fanfictions, and I read all the time. My friends tell me I have very serious issues; sometimes I think that if I wasn't so smart the doctors would diagnose me with A.D.H.D. and then the nice men in the white coats would come and get me :) I'm kind of shy around people I don't know, but I open up after a while. My only outside friend on fanfiction is ed the devil, but my other friends use the site sometimes.

I'm absolutely in love with books; I have my own personal library in my room, with books overflowing onto the floor. There are about, I don't know, two dozen undeveloped original stories on my computer. I actually sent in my longest one to a publication company, Little and Brown (they do Maximum Ride and Twilight), but they sent it back saying I needed an agent to get it published - rolls eyes - My dad says I have a natural gift for storytelling, and that it's my calling. I hope to become a professional author one day, and apparently the people on this site seem to think that I'm a great writer.

UPDATE - I have an account on FictionPress.com now! I have the same name, so check me out sometime! Stuff won't be on there immediately, but I hope you decide to visit my profile anyway. Here's a link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/663604/ChetCheerio

Oh, another thing about me: I hate girly stuff! I can't stand bright pink and bows and gems and sparkly things and... ugh, I'll stop before I get carried away. I love guns, archery, football, soccer... you know, guy stuff. Honestly, I like to shoot guns more than I like to do preppy girl stuff like go to the mall. I'm a complete tomboy (obviously) and the girliest thing in my room right now is probably my big pink blow-up dolphin, who squeaks if you squeeze him right (and no, I don't actually know if it's a guy. I just made that assumption, but I could be wrong)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, the7thflockmember, dusk3ttex01, ChetCheerio

Random Conversation with my Friend ed the devil (this happened on the bus riding home from school today):

Ed: We had to watch Chicken Little today.

Me: We had to watch Johnny Tremain in English. - shudder -

Ed: I'd rather watch Johnny Tremain than Chicken Little!

Me: No you wouldn't. There wasn't even any gore.

Ed: Seriously?

Me: Yeah, I know, right? There were guys getting shot, and they just fell to the ground. They didn't writhe in agony like they usually do. I mean, jeez, that's the best part.

Ed: I know!

Me: It's so boring without the blood and stuff. That's why I watch war movies in the first place. To see the blood and the gore and the agony. - evil grin - Like in Valkerie, one of my favorite parts was when the guys got shot and they were oozing blood all over the place. But in Johnny Tremain, not a drop of blood was spilt. - disappointed sigh -

Ed: To have no gore in a war movie... that's just wrong. That's like... anime... or manga... without fighting.

- we stare at each other in shock, then burst out laughing -

Oh, and look at my new avatar! It's DEZI! Read below to find out who Dezi is (you can find him under "Horses that do not belong to me but I like anyway" He's the third one down) Isn't he cute?! And he's a totally baby!

General stuff about me...

Name: you can call me Chet

Age: 14

Hair: brown with gold streaks

Eyes: bluish-gray

Location: Like I'm going to tell you. Go jump off a cruise ship or something if you really want to know, because I live under the sea with my friends the fish and Squeak the dolphin. And ed the devil lives in the pineapple next door.

Coolest Place I've Been: Alaska

Hobbies: archery, occasional gun practice, lots of writing and reading, horseback riding

Talents: I play the clarinet, I'm good at video games, and I can make people laugh

Status: crazy

Things I Like:

1. Writing

2. Reading

3. Hanging out

4. Animals

Things I Hate:

1. Preps

2. Smug jocks

3. My English Teacher

4. Bad grammar (it drives me nuts)

5. My new French Teacher (Why, Mr. R? Why did you have to leave us? - cries - You were awesome, and you left us with Death Roe (that's what we kids call her) and she's just like my English teacher! - goes in corner and cries uncontrollably - )

Things I Am Obsessed With:

1. Heroes :)

2. Video Games

3. Anime

4. Science

5. Pairings

6. FANG!

Favorite TV Shows:

1. Heroes (obviously, considering that I'm obsessed with it)

2. CSI

3. House

4. Monk

5. NCIS

6. Cold Case

7. Law and Order (as you can probably tell by now, I love practically all crime shows)

Favorite Animes/Mangas:

1. Wolf's Rain

2. Bleach

3. Rurouni Kenshin

4. Black Cat (Just started watching the anime yesterday, and I'm almost halfway through it already!)

Favorite Books:

1. Twilight

2. Maximum Ride

3. Ranger's Apprentice (this series is so unappriciated)

4. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

5. Warriors

6. The Sight

7. The Inheritance Cycle

Favorite Bands/Singers:

1. Three Days Grace (love this band!!)

2. 3 Doors Down

3. Avril Lavinge (I think I spelled it right...)

4. Red Hot Chili Peppers

5. Fall Out Boy

6. Nickelback

7. The Fray

Favorite Songs:

1. Never Too Late - Three Days Grace

2. Me Against the World - Simple Plan

3. Disturbia - Rhianna

4. Addicted - Saving Abel

5. I'm Yours - Jason Mraz

6. Into the Night - Santana & Chad K.

7. Riot - Three Days Grace

8. Drown - See band from above

9. Right Round - Flo Rida

10. Time of Dying - Three Days Grace

11. Your Guardian Angel - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (I think that's how you spell it... either way, I think you know who I mean)

12. Saying Sorry - Hawthorne Heights

13. Over My Head (cablecar) - The Fray

14. How to Save a Life - Also by the Fray

15. You Found Me - Guess who's it by! You guessed it: The Fray

Favorite Songs/Music to Listen to While I Write:

1. Reqiuem for a Dream - Clint Mansell (This is soothing, but at the same time exciting. Gets me in a great mood to write.)

2. Over and Over - Three Days Grace


Stories in Progress:

1. Innocence Lost (Heroes)

Everything is changing; people with abilities are disappearing. Peter recieves a cryptic message from Claire before she is kidnapped. A plot is uncovered. Will Peter and Claire be able to stop it? And who is behind the disappearances?

2. Confessions of a Teenage Mutant Hybrid (Maximum Ride)

Max is almost sixteen. Without the constant threat of Itex, she's beginning to see things in herself and the others that she never had time to see before. Will she finally be able to admit her feelings to the boy she loves? FAX!


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! I bolded the ones I did!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

TOTAL: 74 (I be verrrrrry stupid!)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 5

(I'm more of a guy! Let's hear it for the tomboys! - cheers - :D)

Random Test I Found on Someone Else's Profile!!

Whats the last book you read? Last completed or umcompleted? Last uncompleted book I read that is now on hold is The Sight and the last completed book I read was The Pearl.

What's on your TV right now? Sahara (OMG I love this movie! I love Al! Go Al! Go Al! It's your birthday! It's your birthday! - dances around room and stubs toe on Rock Band drums. screams in pain - )

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My mom. I told her I was happy to have internet again.

Where are you? Sitting on my bed

What was the last thing you ate? Steak

What's your personality like? Corny, humorous, definitely obsessive, I hoard books and movies a lot, I'm loyal to my friends... my personality is very complex.

What was the last thing you thought? What IS my personality like?

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Republican, like me!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy a ranch out in Nevada, get some horses, put away some money for the future, and donate a lot to animal charities like WWF

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My green stuffed tiger that is oh so cute and named Patrick (and yes, he is actually green...)

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothin', but I'm going to have lunch soon

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "As he was walking back into the living room, he let fangs enlongate - his hunger was pulsing beneath them." The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Ninth Grade Slays (one of the best vampire books ever written!!)

What's it like being you? It's pretty cool, I guess. My mom's boyfriend got voted the best dad out of the parents of all my friends and I, if that counts for anything. My real dad is pretty cool, too.

What are your thoughts on writing? Awesomeness, it's the best thing you can do on the computer or a sheet of paper. I write ALL THE TIME, even in Algebra when I'm supposed to be doing work or taking a test.

How tall are you? 5' 5" ( I know, I'm short... but I'm an inch taller than Bella in Twilight!!)

What book are you currently reading? Code Orange by Caroline B. Cooney. Really good book.

What music are you listening to? Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf. Let's hear it for good ol' Rock n' Roll! :DDDDD

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? yahoo. I'm always looking at my email

What was the last thing you cooked? Oh God... I think it might be cookies, but I have no idea.

What color are the walls of the room you are in? white (the landlord won't let me paint them... but at my dad's house they're dark red with an animal border)

Do you know who the governor of your state is? yeah. Who wants to know??

Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup... I absolutely hate mustard :P

How many different programs are on your computer right now? 2 - Fanfiction (duh) and yahoo, for my email

What is the weather like? It's not nice out, but it's not bad out either.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Yes! Mrytle Beach in South Carolina! Woot! :D

Anything else? ??

What's your favourite article of clothing? Hmm... probably the letterman jacket my mom's boyfriend gave me. It's about to fall apart because it's over 25 years old, but it hangs in there. And it's SO comfortable.

Who is the most special person to you? My family and my friends

What's your favourite childhood memory? There are so many.

Scariest moment of your life? When the other girl in my horseback riding lessons rammed her horse into mine. I almost fell out of the saddle, and I had to literally wrap my arms around my horse's neck just to stay on. And I don't even think she apologized.

One word that would best describe you? obsessive

What is your favourite month in the summer? June, because we get out of school.

What's your favorite number? 7

What does your user name mean? It's a nickname. "Chet" is from when my best friend Twin couldn't think of my name (even after I've known her all through middle school...) and "Cheerio" is because my last name, which is extremely French, sounds like Cheerio when said with a French accent. My dad was called "Cereal" in school. Talk about hereditary.

What is your favorite Disney movie? Hmm... there are so many! I'd probably have to say Pirates of the Carribean or National Treasure, though.

What made you smile today? We got internet back after 3 days without it.

Last thing you said out loud? "I'm already on!" (My mom was asking me if I knew we had internet again.)

Last rainbow you saw? No idea, but I haven't seen a real one in years. The last one I saw was, I think, in a puddle.

Do you want a hair cut? Nah. But I want to get it redyed my natural color.

Are you musically inclined? Oh yeah! I play the clarinet, and I sing almost 24/7.

Have you ever been in a fight? A minor one.


Random moments of my life

Okay, so first you have to meet the cast.

Twin: BFF and partner in anime addictedness and crime

Scooter: Mom's boyfriend

Mom: Figure it out

Sandy: Riding instructor

Tyler: one of my best friends

Some of these aren't directly quoted, and this will constantly be updated as more stupid stuff happens in my life!

xXx

Twin: Wow. Your horse is big.

Me: -looks at horse - What, Gumdrop? Nah, she's not all that big. Go look at Lot if you want big.

Twin: Lot?

Me: As in, a "lot" of horse.

Twin: Oh jeez.

-go to other section of stable and find Lot in his stall-

Twin: Oh man, that's a big horse.

Me: Yep. Do you know what kind he is?

Twin: I have no idea. What is he?

Me: Clydestale. Like the Budweiser horses.

Twin: Holy crap.

(Later that day as I'm unsaddling my horse after my lesson...)

Twin: I'm scared of your horse.

Me: -giving her a "What the crap?" look- Why?

Twin: She tried to bite me.

Me: That doesn't seem like Gumdrop.

Twin: Well she did!

(Gumdrop later tried to kick me while I scraped the muck out of her hooves.)

xXx

Mom: Did you hear what Sandy was telling us about?

Me: Um, no. What is it?

Mom: There's going to be a show here in a couple of weeks.

Me: Oh yeah? Where can I find Sandy to ask about it?

Mom: You don't need to.

Me: ??

Scooter: We told her you'd participate.

Me: Um...

Scooter: That's okay, right?

Me: Uh, yeah, I guess. Do you know anything about it yet?

Mom: You're not going to be riding Gumdrop in it.

Me: Huh? -looks at Gumdrop, who is tied up so I can unsaddle her. She sighs boredly-

Scooter: There are already a couple of people riding her, so you're going to be riding Scotch instead.

Me: -pause- I'M GOING TO BE RIDING SCOTCH? SWEETNESS!

(Scotch is, like, the second coolest horse in the stables. Dezi is the coolest and the sweetest, but he's a racehorse, so no one but his owner is allowed to ride him. And the horse show is on the 23rd of this month. -bites nails- I'm sooooo nervous. This is going to be my first show, and I'm completely freaked.)

xXx

Me: Happy llama, sad llama, overly excited llama... -doing hand motions-

Tyler: Oh God, not the llama thing again.

Me: What's wrong with llamas?!

Tyler: They're so annoying. And they spit.

Me: Just for that... -starts doing hand motions again- Happy llama, sad llama, overly excited llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama...

Tyler: Ugh, just shut up!

Me: Happy llama... -chases Tyler around while doing hand motions and singing the different llamas (see above)-

(Hehe, good times at JOAD. I miss archery because I don't get to see some of my friends anymore. Oh well. I'm seeing Tyler next weekend at his birthday party. In a year he's going to be able to drive -shudder-. Then again, in a year and six months I'll be able to drive! Woot!)

xXx

Twin: Shun the nonbeliever!

Me: Shun!

Twin: Shuuuuuuuuuuun!

(What can I say? We watched Charlie the Unicorn about forty times in a row.)

xXx

Twin: You know that scene in the Polar Express movie where they're passing out all the hot chocolate?

Me: Yeah?

Twin: Do you ever think that the cocoa is drugged?

Me: ??

Twin: I mean, think about it. How could those kids not freak out through the whole ice incident and getting taken away from home and all that stuff?

Me: Hey, you're right. I bet it is drugged! Only question now is why.

Twin: I bet it's so Santa can make them slaves.

Me: Yeah! He drugs them, they pass out, he gives them drugs that stunt their growth, he makes their ears pointed with plastic surgery and BAM! You have elves!

Twin: We have just solved how Santa gets his elves!

-high five-

(This happened last Christmas. The funniest thing about it, though, is that right afterwards, unknowingly, my mom asked us if we wanted hot chocolate.)


Horses that do not belong to me but I like anyway

Gumdrop: Gumdrop is a pretty good horse overall, though sometimes she does get really stubborn. She was my lesson horse for my first five lessons or so, and now I'm switching over to Scotch. Her little pet peeve thing is that she'll try to kick me when I scrape out her back hooves. She's succeeded twice.

Scotch: He's one of the most laid-back horses in the stables. I'm going to be riding him for my next couple of lessons and the show, and I hear that he's going to test me -gulp-. But I'm not completely worried yet. Gumdrop's been testing me since the day I started riding her, so hopefully I'll be able to handle him.

Dezi: God, he's my dream horse. Big, soft-haired, sweet, gentle, he's just the perfect horse. Unfortunately, I don't own him and probably never will. And since he's a racehorse, his owners don't let kids have him for lessons -tear-. Every time I go to the stables I just stand by his stall for about twenty minutes and talk to him. He's a great listener, too. He loves it when I sing to him. And he gives me hugs. How does a horse give a hug, you might ask? Well, he puts his chin by my shoulder blade and pulls me into him, and I wrap my arms around his neck. It's a total Kodak moment. He's also my avatar now! Whippee!

Jackson: I just found out recently that Jackson is a Tennesee Walking Horse and that his purebred name is Late Night Edition. It kind of suits him, though, because he's pure black. He's sweet, but no where near as sweet as Dezi. No one can beat Dezi, but Jackson's up there too. Probably #3, right after Scotch. And jeez, Jackson is BIG! But no where near as big as Lot. He's the only other horse besides Dezi that's given me a hug; but Dezi remains the only horse who gives me a hug almost every time I see him.

Harley: He's the hay junky of the stables. Seriously, he'll grab your shirt when you walk by and then direct your attention to the pile of hay across the aisle. My mom's boyfriend just loves him, and though I like him I would never want to ride him. He's just too high-strung.

Lot and Isreal: Even though he's a Clydestale and seems at times to be the size of a bulldozer (he probably is), Lot is not the biggest horse in the stables. That title goes to Isreal, who's head, no joke, is over three feet long. Like I said, big horse. Both of them are. I bet, between the two of them, they could hold five people easily. Maybe six. But they're both gentle giants, even though Isreal made an escape attempt once. I don't think Lot's ever tried something like that, but I'm still new to the stables so what do I know?

Vanity: Vanity is a paint mare that's new to the stables. The thing she's well known for is lip-smacking; whenever she chews on the wood of her stall door, she puckers her lips afterward and then begins to smack them like she just put on lip gloss or something. It's really funny to watch, and if you start smacking your lips at her she'll mirror you.

Horses I do NOT like

The Black Mare: She doesn't have a name because she's new, but I just hate her. She kicked me, tried to bite my mom, rammed into a much smaller Gumdrop while I was doing an excercise at a full canter (slow run, for those of you who don't know horse language) and made her almost throw me. Seriously, the Black Mare is probably the horse I hate the most at the stables.

Hmm... I can't really think of any horses I actually HATE. Not besides the Black Mare, anyway.


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Month one:
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:
You know what Mommy: I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four:
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven:
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Guzzin' Gurl, ChetCherrio

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site: RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling,ChetCheerio

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it.

If you've been in any kind of contest, copy and paste this to your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have not read Manga. If you're one of the two percent that has, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, WingedWarrior16, ChetCheerio

You randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,BlackwingRainbowtips. MyNameIsCAB, WingedWarrior16, ChetCheerio

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAB, ChetCheerio

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.

If you love the whole blind-pyro-chef thing about Iggy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile.

If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with Max Ride to the point where it's not even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If you've gotten someone else addicted to Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.

If you annoy the heck out of your friends by talking about Heroes all the time, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate that Claire and Peter are related, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Sylar still has a chance at turning good, copy this onto your profile.

If you're on Team Peter, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ChetCheerio

If you hate Nathan Petrelli, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Mohinder was creepy in Volume 3, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Tim Kring is a genius for making Heroes, copy this onto your profile.


Stupid Stereotypes

These are some stereotypes that apply to me. It's wrong, and if you hate stereotypes then make a list like this on your profile.

I'm a Republican, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm French, so I MUST be gay

I'm Irish, so I MUST be a drunk

I'm a teenager, so I MUST be rebellious

I wear glasses, so I MUST be a dork

I'm smart, so I MUST be a nerd

I like to be myself, so I MUST be wierd

I'm young, so I MUST be cocky and disrespectful

I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi

I speak my mind, so I MUST be a badmouth

I like dark colors, so I MUST be Goth

I'm not very social, so I MUST be emo and hate the world

I get straight A's, so I MUST be a geek

I love animals, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a teen who still watches animated movies, so I MUST be immature and childish

I'm a musician, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I play video games, so I MUST be a loser


25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done
If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up

2) My mother taught me Religion
You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet

3) My mother taught me about time travel
If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week

4) My mother taught me logic
Because I said so, thats why

5) My mother taught me more logic
If you fall out of that tree and break your neck you can't come to the store with me

6) My mother taught me foresight
Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.

7) My mother taught me irony
Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about

8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis
Shut your mouth and eat your supper

9) My mother taught me about the weather
That room of yours looks like a tornado went through it

10) My mother taught me about contortionism
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck

11) My mother taught me about stamina
You will sit there until all that spinach is gone

12) My mother taught me about hypocrisy
I've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate

13) My mother taught me about the circle of life
I brought you into this world and I can take you out

14) My mother taught me about behavior modification
Stop acting like your father

15) My mother taught me about envy
There are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do

16) My mother taught me about anticipation
Just wait until we get home

17) My mother taught me medical science
If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way

18) My mother taught me about recieving
You're going to get it when we get home

19) My mother taught me about Esp
Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold

20) My mother taught me about humor
When that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me

21) My mother taught me genetics
Your just like your father

22) My mother taught me how to grow up
If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up

23) My mother taught me about my roots
Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

24) My mother taught me about wisdom
When you get to be my age you'll understand

25) My mother taught me about REVENGE
One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you


The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dude, that was fun!"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever


Funny quotes.

"You're a self-loathing hypocrite. And you wonder why I haven't returned your call." - Peter Petrelli

"You... are... a... fridge... with... wings! We're... freaking... ballet... dancers." - Fang

"Coke. It's not just for breakfast anymore." - Fang

Please, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates. - Max's thoughts

"I punched a werewolf in the face." - Bella

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Anonymous

"Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.” - Anonymous

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." - Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." - Anonymous

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade." - Anonymous

"How fast do you go on the highway? As fast as you want, as long as you don't get caught by the cops." - Anna M. (one of my friends)


Here are some actual instructions on consumer goods

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in WHAT??)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Really? Are you sure?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Wow, I never would have guessed that.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)

BLOND JOKE!!

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."

So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."

POOF, she is gone.

The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."

POOF, she is gone.

The blond starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "What is the matter?"

The blond said, "I wish my friends were here."

Poof. two mad people are there.

Random Stuff

On the way back from high school orientation, my mom ran over a racoon. It was horrible.

Once, my friend Tyler was asking someone if they were a monkey, and when he said that I heard a chimp screaming in my head. Stuff like this has been happening more and more often lately, and I'm beginning to scare myself...

At high school orientation, my friend Anna dragged me around the school to find the pool. When we got there after about ten minutes of searching, she took a two-second glance at it and said "Okay, I'm done." It was kinda frustrating.

All you need is love!

Bunnies will rule the world someday.

One time I stubbed my toe on a doorframe and ended up in a boot for a month and a half because I broke it.

My cat Amber is afraid of my mom's boyfriend's miniature RC helicopter.

I like cheese.

I am bored. Very, very bored.

People say that guns are deadly. It's the people shooting them that are dangerous. I shoot guns all the time, and I haven't killed anyone (yet)

Would I be considered anti-social because I stand in the corners of elevators and never talk to anyone?

Am I considered idiotic because I have no common sense?

Why do people ask me if I'm Goth? Is it because black is my favorite color and I always wear dark clothes?

Being an only child stinks.

My cat is extremely fat. But my friend's cat is fatter. My friend's cat weighs almost twenty pounds, and her belly scrapes the floor when she walks.

My friend's dog is hyperactive. He never leaves you alone when you're watching TV or playing Wii. But he's cute in his own little way; I guess it's his natural doofusness.

I like werewolves better than vampires. Always have, always will. (not to say that I don't like vampires too... I think they're awesome, but werewolves are just plain better)

I have a Paul Blart mii on my Wii.

My best friend Sarah says that I have serious issues.

I'm really good at speaking French.

I'm a naturally happy but quiet person.

I make people laugh with my horrible sense of humor. I can't make a good joke to save my life.

My friend writes morbid short stories on her computer to get her anger out and then deletes them so that no one can ever read them. I think she's afraid of her mom finding out and sending her to therapy.

Why do people always say "Life is short" when it's the longest thing we have?

People always wish that things could get better. Shouldn't they be trying to do something to make things better rather then just sit around hoping?

I love British and Scottish accents; they sound so cool.

At my last birthday party, my one friend was chasing my other friend around, and the other friend could only get away from her by running into the boy's restroom. And then she started chasing him as soon as he came out. It was really funny.

One of my favorite animes/mangas, Rurouni Kenshin, is actually older than I am. And Kenshin absolutely cannot be 28 in that show; he looks like a freakin' fifteen year old!

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde is one of the most boring books on earth. Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain ranks up there too.

I love to play Rock Band. I kick butt at singing and I'm pretty good at guitar.

Be happy!!

Totally Random Question of the Month:

Would I be considered crazy if I squeal when I see sharp pointy objects?



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Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Love's Lesson by NoReins94 reviews
Max is seventeen and loving life. That is, until, a heated arguement leads to a romantic night with Fang. Now she has to face the consequences that she cannot undo. Title is subject to change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
What If I Lay An Egg? by kelseychicago reviews
Well, Max has an unexpected night with Fang, and gets an unexpected suprise, as you can probably guess from the title. I know it's been done before, but it's my first story and I had a hard time thinking of ideas. R&R! New chapter up now! YAY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Max, Fang
Serial Seven by crimson angel3579 reviews
What if Max is kicked out of the flock and finds another family? What if the flock finds her 2 years later? Discontinued until further notice
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Max
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Things to do when you go to walmart: flock style by silent rebel wings reviews
The flock go to walmart for some clothes shopping. But end up in a whole lot of trouble.You all heard the 50 things to do when you go to walmart, But not with the flock. R&R. i do dont own Maximum ride. James patterson does.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008
Hidden Secrets by Aleria14 reviews
Heaven is Max and Fang's daughter, but she doesn't know about the wings or the school. She has lived a completely normal life, until one day she gets captured by the Whitecoats. What will happen when she finds out about the flock's past?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,466 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Life with a child by Phycadellictrafficcone reviews
It's been three years since Max left the flock, and she has a kid. Someone from her past comes back and things change for the better, but who?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Max, Fang
Taken by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max was taken from Fang one night. He finds her but also finds something that he is not sure he wants. No, Fang doesn't have a kid he doesn't know about. Though kind of like that. Mang/Fax all the way.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Holding Hands and Neverlands by greyskys reviews
SEQUEL TO BIRDS, BATS, AND WEREWOLF PACKS! Max, Fang, and the gang are back in Forks attempting to start a family. The key word here being "attempt". When the US government takes an intrest in the Flock, what problems will arise? MaximumTwilight crossove
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Max
Of Ravens and Wolves by Yessian reviews
How far are you willing to go for freedom, even if such a thing does not exist? Six birds, four wolves, secrets, and the worst enemies of all: themselves.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Max
Saviours by ArinnaVal reviews
When one man decided to play God, many lives are put in danger. They need a saviours. Will Peter and Claire managed with their plan to stop Nathan, fighting with their own feelings? Will they became a saviours? Start as a CANON.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 144 - Words: 250,612 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
A Soft Lullaby by Tashime reviews
Diana's father was a bit strange. He always told her stories about how wolves were people too. Now that he's gone, she's finally finding out for herself. What will happen when she finds herself being haunted by a big gray wolf?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Tsume
Sacrifice by poisonsugardreams reviews
A one-shot Tsume POV that contemplates the last few moments, when they open up Paradise.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Tsume, Kiba - Complete
Go Ascend With Ivy by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Extended version of God Called In Sick Today. Max and Fang have been playing mom and dad to the flock for a long time, but what will happen when Fang gets Max pregnant? Max x Fang, with Iggy x Max onesided. NOW COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Wolf's Someplace by wolfs pack reviews
A journey with three other of her kind was not what Anara was expecting to see happen in her life. All she wanted to do was stay in the City of Ice and live off her years as a human. Instinct just won't let that happen. Re-write. Pairings contemplating.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2009
Birds, Bats, and Werewolf Packs! by greyskys reviews
The Flock settle down in Forks, Washington...blame the housing market! What happens when they meet a certain group of famous vampires? Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Conflict In Virginia by Ordinary and Adorable reviews
When Max and Fang recieve information that former friends have been captured, they go to Virginia out of kindness. What happens there is..... Scary, to say the least... Life threatening to say the most. T for fights & mild language. NOW COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,878 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Shifters: A Deep Secret by PounceGirl reviews
Based on Maximum Ride. Six kids Pounce 14, Ty 15, Lily 16, Moonbeam 11, Thorn & Mitch 8 live on their own and can morph into different animals. Mostly Pounces POV. Lots of action, adventure, and even a little romance. :D At least check it out! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Peekaboo! I see you! by PsychoandProud reviews
The Flock has to watch Max's one-year-old cousin for a whole day. No problem. Piece of cake. How much trouble could one baby be?...R&R please! Somewhat of a sequel to "Nighty Night, Don't Let the Dream Hoppers Bite."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
FatherDaughter Moments by greyskys reviews
The Voice and Max arguing about Fang and Max's relationship. Snappy, witty, and all together as Maxish as I could get it at 1 in the morning. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Nighty Night, Don't Let the Dreamhoppers Bite! by PsychoandProud reviews
Angel teaches Max how to dream-hop, visiting other's dreams. Now she'll finally find out what the rest of the Flock thinks in their sleep...PLEASE R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Red Ribbon by Ferrero reviews
If it was a new power, it was a pretty useless one. Let me tell you about it. I can see ribbons with their ends tied to destined lovers or something . It was pretty much annoying, and it got even MORE annoying when one appeared on my finger... FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ten Ways by kikofreako reviews
I've told Max a thousand times... she just doesn't hear me. -fax-
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Ultimate Faxness by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
Max and Fang realize just how much they love each other. Max's brain attacks make a sudden reappearence while Itex has built a new school, have brought back some wicked strong hybrids and made a clone of someone who hates Max. LOTS OF FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
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Confessions of a Teenage Mutant Hybrid reviews
Max is about to turn sixteen. Without the constant threat of Itex, she's beginning to see things in herself and the others that she never had time to see before. Can she admit her feelings to herself and to the boy she loves? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,763 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Max, Fang
iFlock reviews
Ever wonder what's on MR characters' iPods? Three songs for every character, explanations of relation and lyrics included.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009
Innocence Lost reviews
Everything is changing; people with abilities are disappearing. Peter recieves a cryptic message from Claire before she is kidnapped. A plot is uncovered. Will Peter and Claire be able to stop it? And who is behind the disappearances? ON HOLD
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Peter P., Claire B.
Adventures in Babysitting reviews
When their aunt visits La Push, Seth and Leah are stuck watching their two-year-old cousin for the afternoon. No big deal. After all, how much can a toddler do in an afternoon? Not much... right? Ha, wrong. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Seth, Leah
Hero to the End reviews
A couple of songfics about Peter Petrelli. I don't own the character or the songs, but I hope you like it!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Peter P. - Complete
Sadness reviews
This is a poem I wrote about Wolf's Rain. It's kind of sad, as the title suggests, but I think it relays Kiba's feelings at the end of the series pretty well.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Kiba - Complete
Letting Go reviews
It's been a year. Fang visits her grave whenever he can. The others have moved on; will he be ever able to? Implied Fax. Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
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