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Author has written 7 stories for Heroes, Maximum Ride, Wolf's Rain, and Twilight.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty onto your
Okay, so basically I'm a uber random, uber smart girl and a total bookworm. I love to write original stories as well as fanfictions, and I read all the time. My friends tell me I have very serious issues; sometimes I think that if I wasn't so smart the doctors would diagnose me with A.D.H.D. and then the nice men in the white coats would come and get me :) I'm kind of shy around people I don't know, but I open up after a while. My only outside friend on fanfiction is ed the devil, but my other friends use the site sometimes.
I'm absolutely in love with books; I have my own personal library in my room, with books overflowing onto the floor. There are about, I don't know, two dozen undeveloped original stories on my computer. I actually sent in my longest one to a publication company, Little and Brown (they do Maximum Ride and Twilight), but they sent it back saying I needed an agent to get it published - rolls eyes - My dad says I have a natural gift for storytelling, and that it's my calling. I hope to become a professional author one day, and apparently the people on this site seem to think that I'm a great writer.
UPDATE - I have an account on FictionPress.com now! I have the same name, so check me out sometime! Stuff won't be on there immediately, but I hope you decide to visit my profile anyway. Here's a link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/663604/ChetCheerio
Oh, another thing about me: I hate girly stuff! I can't stand bright pink and bows and gems and sparkly things and... ugh, I'll stop before I get carried away. I love guns, archery, football, soccer... you know, guy stuff. Honestly, I like to shoot guns more than I like to do preppy girl stuff like go to the mall. I'm a complete tomboy (obviously) and the girliest thing in my room right now is probably my big pink blow-up dolphin, who squeaks if you squeeze him right (and no, I don't actually know if it's a guy. I just made that assumption, but I could be wrong)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, the7thflockmember, dusk3ttex01, ChetCheerio
Random Conversation with my Friend ed the devil (this happened on the bus riding home from school today):
Ed: We had to watch Chicken Little today.
Me: We had to watch Johnny Tremain in English. - shudder -
Ed: I'd rather watch Johnny Tremain than Chicken Little!
Me: No you wouldn't. There wasn't even any gore.
Me: Yeah, I know, right? There were guys getting shot, and they just fell to the ground. They didn't writhe in agony like they usually do. I mean, jeez, that's the best part.
Ed: I know!
Me: It's so boring without the blood and stuff. That's why I watch war movies in the first place. To see the blood and the gore and the agony. - evil grin - Like in Valkerie, one of my favorite parts was when the guys got shot and they were oozing blood all over the place. But in Johnny Tremain, not a drop of blood was spilt. - disappointed sigh -
Ed: To have no gore in a war movie... that's just wrong. That's like... anime... or manga... without fighting.
- we stare at each other in shock, then burst out laughing -
Oh, and look at my new avatar! It's DEZI! Read below to find out who Dezi is (you can find him under "Horses that do not belong to me but I like anyway" He's the third one down) Isn't he cute?! And he's a totally baby!
General stuff about me...
Name: you can call me Chet
Hair: brown with gold streaks
Location: Like I'm going to tell you. Go jump off a cruise ship or something if you really want to know, because I live under the sea with my friends the fish and Squeak the dolphin. And ed the devil lives in the pineapple next door.
Coolest Place I've Been: Alaska
Hobbies: archery, occasional gun practice, lots of writing and reading, horseback riding
Talents: I play the clarinet, I'm good at video games, and I can make people laugh
Things I Like:
3. Hanging out
Things I Hate:
2. Smug jocks
3. My English Teacher
4. Bad grammar (it drives me nuts)
5. My new French Teacher (Why, Mr. R? Why did you have to leave us? - cries - You were awesome, and you left us with Death Roe (that's what we kids call her) and she's just like my English teacher! - goes in corner and cries uncontrollably - )
Things I Am Obsessed With:
1. Heroes :)
2. Video Games
Favorite TV Shows:
1. Heroes (obviously, considering that I'm obsessed with it)
6. Cold Case
7. Law and Order (as you can probably tell by now, I love practically all crime shows)
1. Wolf's Rain
3. Rurouni Kenshin
4. Black Cat (Just started watching the anime yesterday, and I'm almost halfway through it already!)
2. Maximum Ride
3. Ranger's Apprentice (this series is so unappriciated)
4. Percy Jackson and the Olympians
6. The Sight
7. The Inheritance Cycle
1. Three Days Grace (love this band!!)
2. 3 Doors Down
3. Avril Lavinge (I think I spelled it right...)
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
5. Fall Out Boy
7. The Fray
1. Never Too Late - Three Days Grace
2. Me Against the World - Simple Plan
3. Disturbia - Rhianna
4. Addicted - Saving Abel
5. I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
6. Into the Night - Santana & Chad K.
7. Riot - Three Days Grace
8. Drown - See band from above
9. Right Round - Flo Rida
10. Time of Dying - Three Days Grace
11. Your Guardian Angel - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (I think that's how you spell it... either way, I think you know who I mean)
12. Saying Sorry - Hawthorne Heights
13. Over My Head (cablecar) - The Fray
14. How to Save a Life - Also by the Fray
15. You Found Me - Guess who's it by! You guessed it: The Fray
Favorite Songs/Music to Listen to While I Write:
1. Reqiuem for a Dream - Clint Mansell (This is soothing, but at the same time exciting. Gets me in a great mood to write.)
2. Over and Over - Three Days Grace
Stories in Progress:
1. Innocence Lost (Heroes)
Everything is changing; people with abilities are disappearing. Peter recieves a cryptic message from Claire before she is kidnapped. A plot is uncovered. Will Peter and Claire be able to stop it? And who is behind the disappearances?
2. Confessions of a Teenage Mutant Hybrid (Maximum Ride)
Max is almost sixteen. Without the constant threat of Itex, she's beginning to see things in herself and the others that she never had time to see before. Will she finally be able to admit her feelings to the boy she loves? FAX!
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! I bolded the ones I did!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
TOTAL: 74 (I be verrrrrry stupid!)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
(I'm more of a guy! Let's hear it for the tomboys! - cheers - :D)
Random Test I Found on Someone Else's Profile!!
Whats the last book you read? Last completed or umcompleted? Last uncompleted book I read that is now on hold is The Sight and the last completed book I read was The Pearl.
What's on your TV right now? Sahara (OMG I love this movie! I love Al! Go Al! Go Al! It's your birthday! It's your birthday! - dances around room and stubs toe on Rock Band drums. screams in pain - )
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My mom. I told her I was happy to have internet again.
Where are you? Sitting on my bed
What was the last thing you ate? Steak
What's your personality like? Corny, humorous, definitely obsessive, I hoard books and movies a lot, I'm loyal to my friends... my personality is very complex.
What was the last thing you thought? What IS my personality like?
Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Republican, like me!
You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy a ranch out in Nevada, get some horses, put away some money for the future, and donate a lot to animal charities like WWF
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My green stuffed tiger that is oh so cute and named Patrick (and yes, he is actually green...)
What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothin', but I'm going to have lunch soon
What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "As he was walking back into the living room, he let fangs enlongate - his hunger was pulsing beneath them." The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Ninth Grade Slays (one of the best vampire books ever written!!)
What's it like being you? It's pretty cool, I guess. My mom's boyfriend got voted the best dad out of the parents of all my friends and I, if that counts for anything. My real dad is pretty cool, too.
What are your thoughts on writing? Awesomeness, it's the best thing you can do on the computer or a sheet of paper. I write ALL THE TIME, even in Algebra when I'm supposed to be doing work or taking a test.
How tall are you? 5' 5" ( I know, I'm short... but I'm an inch taller than Bella in Twilight!!)
What book are you currently reading? Code Orange by Caroline B. Cooney. Really good book.
What music are you listening to? Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf. Let's hear it for good ol' Rock n' Roll! :DDDDD
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? yahoo. I'm always looking at my email
What was the last thing you cooked? Oh God... I think it might be cookies, but I have no idea.
What color are the walls of the room you are in? white (the landlord won't let me paint them... but at my dad's house they're dark red with an animal border)
Do you know who the governor of your state is? yeah. Who wants to know??
Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup... I absolutely hate mustard :P
How many different programs are on your computer right now? 2 - Fanfiction (duh) and yahoo, for my email
What is the weather like? It's not nice out, but it's not bad out either.
Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Yes! Mrytle Beach in South Carolina! Woot! :D
Anything else? ??
What's your favourite article of clothing? Hmm... probably the letterman jacket my mom's boyfriend gave me. It's about to fall apart because it's over 25 years old, but it hangs in there. And it's SO comfortable.
Who is the most special person to you? My family and my friends
What's your favourite childhood memory? There are so many.
Scariest moment of your life? When the other girl in my horseback riding lessons rammed her horse into mine. I almost fell out of the saddle, and I had to literally wrap my arms around my horse's neck just to stay on. And I don't even think she apologized.
One word that would best describe you? obsessive
What is your favourite month in the summer? June, because we get out of school.
What's your favorite number? 7
What does your user name mean? It's a nickname. "Chet" is from when my best friend Twin couldn't think of my name (even after I've known her all through middle school...) and "Cheerio" is because my last name, which is extremely French, sounds like Cheerio when said with a French accent. My dad was called "Cereal" in school. Talk about hereditary.
What is your favorite Disney movie? Hmm... there are so many! I'd probably have to say Pirates of the Carribean or National Treasure, though.
What made you smile today? We got internet back after 3 days without it.
Last thing you said out loud? "I'm already on!" (My mom was asking me if I knew we had internet again.)
Last rainbow you saw? No idea, but I haven't seen a real one in years. The last one I saw was, I think, in a puddle.
Do you want a hair cut? Nah. But I want to get it redyed my natural color.
Are you musically inclined? Oh yeah! I play the clarinet, and I sing almost 24/7.
Have you ever been in a fight? A minor one.
Random moments of my life
Okay, so first you have to meet the cast.
Twin: BFF and partner in anime addictedness and crime
Scooter: Mom's boyfriend
Mom: Figure it out
Sandy: Riding instructor
Tyler: one of my best friends
Some of these aren't directly quoted, and this will constantly be updated as more stupid stuff happens in my life!
Twin: Wow. Your horse is big.
Me: -looks at horse - What, Gumdrop? Nah, she's not all that big. Go look at Lot if you want big.
Me: As in, a "lot" of horse.
Twin: Oh jeez.
-go to other section of stable and find Lot in his stall-
Twin: Oh man, that's a big horse.
Me: Yep. Do you know what kind he is?
Twin: I have no idea. What is he?
Me: Clydestale. Like the Budweiser horses.
Twin: Holy crap.
(Later that day as I'm unsaddling my horse after my lesson...)
Twin: I'm scared of your horse.
Me: -giving her a "What the crap?" look- Why?
Twin: She tried to bite me.
Me: That doesn't seem like Gumdrop.
Twin: Well she did!
(Gumdrop later tried to kick me while I scraped the muck out of her hooves.)
Mom: Did you hear what Sandy was telling us about?
Me: Um, no. What is it?
Mom: There's going to be a show here in a couple of weeks.
Me: Oh yeah? Where can I find Sandy to ask about it?
Mom: You don't need to.
Scooter: We told her you'd participate.
Scooter: That's okay, right?
Me: Uh, yeah, I guess. Do you know anything about it yet?
Mom: You're not going to be riding Gumdrop in it.
Me: Huh? -looks at Gumdrop, who is tied up so I can unsaddle her. She sighs boredly-
Scooter: There are already a couple of people riding her, so you're going to be riding Scotch instead.
Me: -pause- I'M GOING TO BE RIDING SCOTCH? SWEETNESS!
(Scotch is, like, the second coolest horse in the stables. Dezi is the coolest and the sweetest, but he's a racehorse, so no one but his owner is allowed to ride him. And the horse show is on the 23rd of this month. -bites nails- I'm sooooo nervous. This is going to be my first show, and I'm completely freaked.)
Me: Happy llama, sad llama, overly excited llama... -doing hand motions-
Tyler: Oh God, not the llama thing again.
Me: What's wrong with llamas?!
Tyler: They're so annoying. And they spit.
Me: Just for that... -starts doing hand motions again- Happy llama, sad llama, overly excited llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama...
Tyler: Ugh, just shut up!
Me: Happy llama... -chases Tyler around while doing hand motions and singing the different llamas (see above)-
(Hehe, good times at JOAD. I miss archery because I don't get to see some of my friends anymore. Oh well. I'm seeing Tyler next weekend at his birthday party. In a year he's going to be able to drive -shudder-. Then again, in a year and six months I'll be able to drive! Woot!)
Twin: Shun the nonbeliever!
(What can I say? We watched Charlie the Unicorn about forty times in a row.)
Twin: You know that scene in the Polar Express movie where they're passing out all the hot chocolate?
Twin: Do you ever think that the cocoa is drugged?
Twin: I mean, think about it. How could those kids not freak out through the whole ice incident and getting taken away from home and all that stuff?
Me: Hey, you're right. I bet it is drugged! Only question now is why.
Twin: I bet it's so Santa can make them slaves.
Me: Yeah! He drugs them, they pass out, he gives them drugs that stunt their growth, he makes their ears pointed with plastic surgery and BAM! You have elves!
Twin: We have just solved how Santa gets his elves!
(This happened last Christmas. The funniest thing about it, though, is that right afterwards, unknowingly, my mom asked us if we wanted hot chocolate.)
Horses that do not belong to me but I like anyway
Gumdrop: Gumdrop is a pretty good horse overall, though sometimes she does get really stubborn. She was my lesson horse for my first five lessons or so, and now I'm switching over to Scotch. Her little pet peeve thing is that she'll try to kick me when I scrape out her back hooves. She's succeeded twice.
Scotch: He's one of the most laid-back horses in the stables. I'm going to be riding him for my next couple of lessons and the show, and I hear that he's going to test me -gulp-. But I'm not completely worried yet. Gumdrop's been testing me since the day I started riding her, so hopefully I'll be able to handle him.
Dezi: God, he's my dream horse. Big, soft-haired, sweet, gentle, he's just the perfect horse. Unfortunately, I don't own him and probably never will. And since he's a racehorse, his owners don't let kids have him for lessons -tear-. Every time I go to the stables I just stand by his stall for about twenty minutes and talk to him. He's a great listener, too. He loves it when I sing to him. And he gives me hugs. How does a horse give a hug, you might ask? Well, he puts his chin by my shoulder blade and pulls me into him, and I wrap my arms around his neck. It's a total Kodak moment. He's also my avatar now! Whippee!
Jackson: I just found out recently that Jackson is a Tennesee Walking Horse and that his purebred name is Late Night Edition. It kind of suits him, though, because he's pure black. He's sweet, but no where near as sweet as Dezi. No one can beat Dezi, but Jackson's up there too. Probably #3, right after Scotch. And jeez, Jackson is BIG! But no where near as big as Lot. He's the only other horse besides Dezi that's given me a hug; but Dezi remains the only horse who gives me a hug almost every time I see him.
Harley: He's the hay junky of the stables. Seriously, he'll grab your shirt when you walk by and then direct your attention to the pile of hay across the aisle. My mom's boyfriend just loves him, and though I like him I would never want to ride him. He's just too high-strung.
Lot and Isreal: Even though he's a Clydestale and seems at times to be the size of a bulldozer (he probably is), Lot is not the biggest horse in the stables. That title goes to Isreal, who's head, no joke, is over three feet long. Like I said, big horse. Both of them are. I bet, between the two of them, they could hold five people easily. Maybe six. But they're both gentle giants, even though Isreal made an escape attempt once. I don't think Lot's ever tried something like that, but I'm still new to the stables so what do I know?
Vanity: Vanity is a paint mare that's new to the stables. The thing she's well known for is lip-smacking; whenever she chews on the wood of her stall door, she puckers her lips afterward and then begins to smack them like she just put on lip gloss or something. It's really funny to watch, and if you start smacking your lips at her she'll mirror you.
Horses I do NOT like
The Black Mare: She doesn't have a name because she's new, but I just hate her. She kicked me, tried to bite my mom, rammed into a much smaller Gumdrop while I was doing an excercise at a full canter (slow run, for those of you who don't know horse language) and made her almost throw me. Seriously, the Black Mare is probably the horse I hate the most at the stables.
Hmm... I can't really think of any horses I actually HATE. Not besides the Black Mare, anyway.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Guzzin' Gurl, ChetCherrio
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site: RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling,ChetCheerio
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile
I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.
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Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have not read Manga. If you're one of the two percent that has, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, WingedWarrior16, ChetCheerio
You randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,BlackwingRainbowtips. MyNameIsCAB, WingedWarrior16, ChetCheerio
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAB, ChetCheerio
If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.
If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.
If you love the whole blind-pyro-chef thing about Iggy, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile.
If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile.
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If you're on Team Peter, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ChetCheerio
If you hate Nathan Petrelli, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Mohinder was creepy in Volume 3, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that Tim Kring is a genius for making Heroes, copy this onto your profile.
These are some stereotypes that apply to me. It's wrong, and if you hate stereotypes then make a list like this on your profile.
I'm a Republican, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm French, so I MUST be gay
I'm Irish, so I MUST be a drunk
I'm a teenager, so I MUST be rebellious
I wear glasses, so I MUST be a dork
I'm smart, so I MUST be a nerd
I like to be myself, so I MUST be wierd
I'm young, so I MUST be cocky and disrespectful
I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a badmouth
I like dark colors, so I MUST be Goth
I'm not very social, so I MUST be emo and hate the world
I get straight A's, so I MUST be a geek
I love animals, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a teen who still watches animated movies, so I MUST be immature and childish
I'm a musician, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I play video games, so I MUST be a loser
25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done
2) My mother taught me Religion
3) My mother taught me about time travel
4) My mother taught me logic
5) My mother taught me more logic
6) My mother taught me foresight
7) My mother taught me irony
8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis
9) My mother taught me about the weather
10) My mother taught me about contortionism
11) My mother taught me about stamina
12) My mother taught me about hypocrisy
13) My mother taught me about the circle of life
14) My mother taught me about behavior modification
15) My mother taught me about envy
16) My mother taught me about anticipation
17) My mother taught me medical science
18) My mother taught me about recieving
19) My mother taught me about Esp
20) My mother taught me about humor
21) My mother taught me genetics
22) My mother taught me how to grow up
23) My mother taught me about my roots
24) My mother taught me about wisdom
25) My mother taught me about REVENGE
The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
"You're a self-loathing hypocrite. And you wonder why I haven't returned your call." - Peter Petrelli
"You... are... a... fridge... with... wings! We're... freaking... ballet... dancers." - Fang
"Coke. It's not just for breakfast anymore." - Fang
Please, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates. - Max's thoughts
"I punched a werewolf in the face." - Bella
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Anonymous
"Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - Anonymous
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.” - Anonymous
"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." - Anonymous
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." - Anonymous
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade." - Anonymous
"How fast do you go on the highway? As fast as you want, as long as you don't get caught by the cops." - Anna M. (one of my friends)
Here are some actual instructions on consumer goods
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
A blond, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."
So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."
POOF, she is gone.
The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."
POOF, she is gone.
The blond starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "What is the matter?"
The blond said, "I wish my friends were here."
Poof. two mad people are there.
On the way back from high school orientation, my mom ran over a racoon. It was horrible.
Once, my friend Tyler was asking someone if they were a monkey, and when he said that I heard a chimp screaming in my head. Stuff like this has been happening more and more often lately, and I'm beginning to scare myself...
At high school orientation, my friend Anna dragged me around the school to find the pool. When we got there after about ten minutes of searching, she took a two-second glance at it and said "Okay, I'm done." It was kinda frustrating.
All you need is love!
Bunnies will rule the world someday.
One time I stubbed my toe on a doorframe and ended up in a boot for a month and a half because I broke it.
My cat Amber is afraid of my mom's boyfriend's miniature RC helicopter.
I like cheese.
I am bored. Very, very bored.
People say that guns are deadly. It's the people shooting them that are dangerous. I shoot guns all the time, and I haven't killed anyone (yet)
Would I be considered anti-social because I stand in the corners of elevators and never talk to anyone?
Am I considered idiotic because I have no common sense?
Why do people ask me if I'm Goth? Is it because black is my favorite color and I always wear dark clothes?
Being an only child stinks.
My cat is extremely fat. But my friend's cat is fatter. My friend's cat weighs almost twenty pounds, and her belly scrapes the floor when she walks.
My friend's dog is hyperactive. He never leaves you alone when you're watching TV or playing Wii. But he's cute in his own little way; I guess it's his natural doofusness.
I like werewolves better than vampires. Always have, always will. (not to say that I don't like vampires too... I think they're awesome, but werewolves are just plain better)
I have a Paul Blart mii on my Wii.
My best friend Sarah says that I have serious issues.
I'm really good at speaking French.
I'm a naturally happy but quiet person.
I make people laugh with my horrible sense of humor. I can't make a good joke to save my life.
My friend writes morbid short stories on her computer to get her anger out and then deletes them so that no one can ever read them. I think she's afraid of her mom finding out and sending her to therapy.
Why do people always say "Life is short" when it's the longest thing we have?
People always wish that things could get better. Shouldn't they be trying to do something to make things better rather then just sit around hoping?
I love British and Scottish accents; they sound so cool.
At my last birthday party, my one friend was chasing my other friend around, and the other friend could only get away from her by running into the boy's restroom. And then she started chasing him as soon as he came out. It was really funny.
One of my favorite animes/mangas, Rurouni Kenshin, is actually older than I am. And Kenshin absolutely cannot be 28 in that show; he looks like a freakin' fifteen year old!
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde is one of the most boring books on earth. Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain ranks up there too.
I love to play Rock Band. I kick butt at singing and I'm pretty good at guitar.
Totally Random Question of the Month:
Would I be considered crazy if I squeal when I see sharp pointy objects?
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