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Joined 02-26-09, id: 1849628, Profile Updated: 09-07-10
Author has written 7 stories for South Park, Zombie-Loan, Naruto, Teen Titans, and Soul Eater.

Hello. This is Vital, pronounced v-eye-tall. Ha.

Anyway. I feel that since I haven't been, ahem, updating, I sould leave something to offer some sort of explanation.

My Stories:

Samurai Champloo:

Who's the Champloo now, Bitch? Unfortunately. I haven't actually looked at it in a while. I know I said I'd do more, but I'm tempted just to leave that one as it is - maybe pawn off a quicky ending and settle it once and for all. i seriously don't know what else I can do with that one. But I will do other Champloo storie lines - just not that one.

Teen Titans:

Twenty Thousand Leagues under Insanity. I feel a deep, deep loathing for myself every time I look at that story. I didn't expect for it to go the way it did. Nobody's fault, just happened... okay - MY FAULT. I know, I know. Hate me if you must. I either won't touch it - or I'm going to go into a frenzied revision storm. I'll either fix it so I like it, or make something else.


Chibi Zarame. Know slightly where it's going. (Oh, who the hell am I kidding... :( ) Will update as soon as I can put it all down. Just love Michiru and Zarame. Going to utterly destroy Zarame's cuteness. He's going to be the badass to end all badasses. He's going to be the sexiest thing since sex. (Eh, sex isn't that sexy). Movie-sex. (Ahhh. I see.)

Soul Eater:

Everyone was Thinking it. Because, yes, everyone WAS thinking it... weren't you? (* . *) Of course, you know it's sick. But that's what makes it sooo good. It's so... forbidden.

Pthhbt! I don't want to give anything away. Hah. Humor. But I need to work on some naughty bits. I don't do naughty... well... I've done naughty. Just not as naughty as I want to make this. *wink, wink*

Ah... I know there are more... but it's been years since I looked at em. I'm not about to break that record now.

hmmm. what to do with the rest of my profile... I could talk about how I haven't had a haircut in six months... I could talk about my temporary tattoo collection... I could talk about my favorite brain-eating horror genre... no, I think i've said all I need to say without really saying anything. An astute reader (pronounced ass-toot) can decipher my character through my writing style.

Okay, I nodded off a little looking at my screen. Vital is out. Until next time - just enjoy the reading. I enjoy the writing. (I can count on my hand the number of times this profile will be updated this year. Ha.)

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Finding the Girls reviews
Starfire and Raven have been gone for three days. They leave a mysterious/frantic phone message that creates more questions than it answers. Only, they weren't taken - they left...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010
pthhhbt! reviews
Maka/Stein eventually. Might have to stress the eventually, but that's all there is to it. angry Maka, cocky Stein no pun intended - that's just how I do it again, no pun intended :D.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Maka A., Franken Stein
Chibi Zarame reviews
I blew off important homework for this, worked on it all of fifteen minutes from 1:47 to 2:something, so somebody better f-ing read it. Zarame, the shinigami's pov. Kind of random. Hint of MichiruXZarame. has some... mild language, mentions of nudity, etc
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Grim Reaper
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under Insanity reviews
Can't give a summary yet. Let's just say there will be some major basic pairings interesting sexual musings. RavenXBB, RobinXStarfire, and Cyborg w/ someone I haven't thought of yet. Teaser: "Do you think he's green everywhere?" "trail of glory"
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
Everyone was thinking it reviews
you can't say you never imagined it would happen... but whatever. Heavily implied... no strongly suggested... well, indirectly anyway... Maka/Stein. Mostly rated for language. Mostly just hinted at so don't get too excited... sorry.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Maka A., Franken Stein - Complete
ANBU training
important bits: Sasuke's back, Itachi isn't dead, the village is low on man-power. A decision is made to begin training the ninja squads as ANBU and see who makes it. Expect sasu/hina, naru/hina, violence, language and emo crap. low on smut unfortunately.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Published: 1/6/2010
hell is cool, but heaven serves beer
Okay, so Kenny always dies, right? Well how the hell does he keep coming back! this thing puts my own little theory in action, mixed in with a bit of Butters, because Kenny is so evil at heart, and Butters is too... well you know Butters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kenny M.