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Joined 02-26-09, id: 1849677, Profile Updated: 11-15-10
Author has written 2 stories for Midnighters, and Sherlock.

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Why, hello there. You have unwittingly stumbled upon my lair. Welcome. I am Lauren, Lord and Master of all things insane.

You are welcome to my den of sin, please make yourself at home. Enjoy your stay here and please don't track any mud on the carpet.

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Piss off it’s not your business.

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Veränderung by storiewriter reviews
AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 195,247 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shiro F.
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14717 - Favs: 7,311 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speak Now by Saritadreaming reviews
One Bride, One Groom... One Huge Lie. When Bella learns the truth about their long ago past, can she stop Edward from making the biggest mistake of his life? Can they survive the aftermath? AH Edward/Bella/Tanya. Collab between SaritaDreaming and wmr1601
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,737 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Edward, Bella
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 5,007 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'd Put U and I Together by Marchenplushie28 reviews
The A to Z of Anna and Kratos. Kratos/Anna
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kratos A., Anna A.
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20081 - Favs: 11,633 - Follows: 6,900 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11451 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 3,703 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7362 - Favs: 10,144 - Follows: 5,734 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7128 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date by sleepyvalentina reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shine: A Ladder to the Sun Outtake by Rosybud reviews
A collection of outtakes told from Edward's perspective from my story Ladder to the Sun. EXB. All Human. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Edward - Complete
Mary, Full of Grace by Elise Montgomery reviews
At one point everyone in Biloxi knew the story of Mary Alice Brandon... This is the story of the girl Alice Cullen used to be. Pre-Twilight, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,567 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alice
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17553 - Favs: 9,784 - Follows: 5,404 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Kisses a Christmas Tale by the-glory-days reviews
A new spin on a classic tale. It's Christmas Eve, and Bella is working. An unexpected fall and three ghosts help Bella realize the meaning of the holiday and true love. One-Shot; Collaboration fic with seevousplay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and Edward's New Year's Eve Adventure by Dahlia J Black reviews
A New Year's Eve car crash, jammed phone lines and a dash of fate bring Bella and Edward together for an evening neither of them was expecting. Add couple of surprising twists and a few colorful friends, and they're in for an evening they'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,036 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel Eyes by RaeCullen reviews
When Edward first sees Bella, he never suspects that she is different, that she is blind. This is a story of differences, overcoming obstacles, rebuilding relationships, loss and above all; finding love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,579 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
In Verse & Reverse by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
"I'm going to be in love with you. I know it. I can't… I can't say I am right now because I think that these things mean more with time, but one day, I want to hold your hand and look at you and tell you, 'remember that day I told you about? It's here.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 308 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rose in Winter by SophiaAnne reviews
A sudden snowstorm. A missing father returned. A bushel of red roses on the doorstep. Bella Swan's holidays brought unexpected events. One year later she begins to learn what it all means. Written for the 2010 Twilight Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11387 - Favs: 11,030 - Follows: 5,779 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ghost by marie0912 reviews
Won 1.st place in The Sandbox "Things That Go Bump In The Night"- Contest: When Bellas mother died, she used the insurance money Renee left her to buy a home. But there seems to be someone in her apartment already. And he does not enjoy her company.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11306 - Favs: 4,586 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Hallows Moon by x-Twitch-x reviews
Submitted for Things That Go Bump in the Night Challenge. The Cullens break away from a party at some camping grounds, and Bella stumbles across them. Starts in BPOV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wendy's by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella can't stop thinking about the silent yet intense boy who watches her at school. What happens when they meet, late at night, at Wendy's? Rated M for my usual. . .language and smut. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Nature Boy by StarlightSuccubus reviews
Edward is alone, invisible and chained to the forest. Invisibility is a curse until he meets Bella. But who would save who? The alone or the lonely? Written for the Once Upon a Twilight contest. A collaboration between StarLightSuccubus and magan bagan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wishing Tree by poppyandpeony reviews
Even the purest of wishes don’t often come true. This is the story of one that did. Entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Afraid by agoraphobiantic reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 657 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8677 - Favs: 14,058 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by x-Twitch-x reviews
Bella's already having a bad day, and getting a call from a telemarketer only makes it worse. But there's something different about the mysterious stranger selling life insurance. AU/AH, alternating perspectives. Always BPOV then EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,965 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19434 - Favs: 12,159 - Follows: 5,565 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Consequences of Sneezing by UnoriginalScreename reviews
One-shot. A single sneeze can change everything.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Breaktime by SophieLikesWaves reviews
February 2018. Teddy and Victoire make use of a stockroom. Rated M for sexythings. TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Results by SophieLikesWaves reviews
August 2016. Teddy and Victoire get their exam results. Drunkenness ensues. *Warning: Slightly Intoxicated Minors doing silly things like piggybacks* TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
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The blog of Dr John H Watson: Opening Doors reviews
Sherlock is constantly opening doors with his hand on the glass. One day, it's bound to backfire.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Run reviews
One-Shot. Melissa, eight years old and wearing cowgirl pyjamas, finds herself alone in the secret hour once again. Well, not entirely alone. She decides once and for all to find that solitary voice out there in the silent world.
Midnighters - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Melissa, Rex - Complete