Annalisa B. Crawford
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Joined 02-27-09, id: 1850504, Profile Updated: 10-23-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

10/18/09

So, today, I would like to unofficially announce a new story. I'm not going to give away much information, just that this is a very beefy piece and I'm just a little scared. I'll probably end up losing sleep over it. But, I promise, I'll try to finish Rising Sun before I really get into it. The Prologue is already written, and I'm starting the first chapter, but I'll make sure to set aside some time to complete it.

Anywho, call this my unofficial Press release of my latest story. I'm really siked and can't wait to post the first pieces.

ANYWAYS, carry on with your lives:D

To join the COL (chuckle out loud) revolution, paste this onto your profile.

Currently a total twi-holic (proud twihard, actually), but I will forever be a Ringer (Lord of the Rings). My friend inspired me to continue writing some little bits of fanfiction I had. The stuff I have in legible form can be found if you scroll down, and see my story "Rising Sun." (or Cullen Fourth, my attempt at a comedic one-shot which was inspired by my visit to family for the 4th. We had lots of fireworks:P)

BTW PLEASE vote in my poll if you have read the story. I need a little of your opinion. :)

One note: If you haven't noticed, New Moon is my favorite book in the Saga. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

If you love hilarious but pointless copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is incredibly long, copy and paste this to make it even longer. (well, I just deleted stuff, It's not so long anymore...)

New ones that made me laugh outloud SO hard:

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 5 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile .

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now?

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

."Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it.

What is the speed of dark?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If heat rises, shouldn't hell be cold?

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out of it's nose?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Copy & Pasties

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If Spelchek is ur best freind, then copy this to your profile. (not really, I just thought it was funny:D)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word four letters or less, copy and paste this onto your profile!

(and, ironically, the word I for some reason couldn't spell was DUMB!!)

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile! (I've done that before...)

Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you have a full blown conversation with your reflection. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Random Quotes

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)

"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse (Emmett/Bella)

"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)

On the opposite side of the chain from the wolf, there now hung a brilliant heart-shaped crystal. It was cut in a million facets, so that even in the subdued light shining from the lamp, it sparkled... "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." "You forgot the most important similarity," I murmured. "It's beautiful." "My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours." - Eclipse (Edward/Bella)

His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination

Regular lions say ROAARR

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

of the tree

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

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When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Oblivion by coldnbroken reviews
Bella had been in darkness for months before she was brought to the light. She was Victoria's perfect little pet. Bella was sent to Forks and was surprised to find that the Cullens knew her. But Victoria wants her to kill them. Would Bella do it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,897 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Write A Song by TheFrozenSky'0103 reviews
Desperate times may result in desperate measures. When home is no longer safe, she runs away. In her unnatural journey, she finds out how to write a song for herself, about herself. First fanfic. R&R
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The Soul by Twi-Hoster Girl reviews
Wanda's been having memory problems. Stomach problems. Hearts broken. Lives torn. Voices in heads. Star-crossed lovers. Everyone's life is as depressing as that of a soul. It can’t get any worse, can it? The answer is yes. It can get much worse. COMPLETE!
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,663 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
The End by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Edward never changed Bella and now it's her last day on earth, which she shares with the Cullen's. Much better than summary! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Horrible Wonderful by The Pixiee reviews
Alice and Jasper had to leave, in order to help their family. Alice's thoughts as she runs away from her family to find that one blind spot that could save them. Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
On Opposite Ends by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
E is the heir to the throne who's never loved before.B is a girl in the lower city who doesn't believe in love.When E decides to sneak out of the palace one day, they can't help but notice each other.Will they fall in love? AH. AU. Full summ. inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,282 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Mess With Dreams by prettytwilightdream reviews
What would happen if Bella finds out her romance with Edward was just a dream? Would she get a second chance at love? Would she try to change anything? What would be the consequences if she did change things? Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,291 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crescent by vrg101 reviews
It has been 5 years since Edward left Bella. If by chance, they meet again, will their feelings remain the same? Or is it too late? EPOV Her warm lips tickled, but I knew it was only a goodbye kiss. First Fan-Fic. previously know as 5 years
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fights by The Pixiee reviews
Jasper and Alice barely ever fight. It is so seldom that they remember all their fights. One sticks out the most.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Day Bella Got A Cold by Musicmochroidhe reviews
Poor Bella gets a cold, and of course, EVERYONE overreacts. This is a oneshot, my feable attempt at humor, and an abuse of pretty much every Twilight stereotype! Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Discovers Build a Bear Workshop by countrydoglover reviews
Emmett is dragged to the mall and gets bored. While walking around he discovers the best story EVER! Build a Bear Workshop! One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Crepsley by saturnstar55 reviews
This contains MAJOR SPOILERS for book 9! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE RUINED!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/23/2004
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Cullen Fourth of July reviews
It's Independence Day in America, and the Cullen's are going to celebrate! What happens? Two very, very dangerous words... Emmett, Fireworks. What happens as they celebrate on the 4th? Hilarity ensues! Emmett POV, One-shot Updated 8.21.09
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Rising Sun reviews
New Moon: Edward hasn't come back yet, and Bella's been changed by Victoria. What do the wolves think of her? She goes up to Denali for help, and sees loved ones she thought she'd never see again. All but one. Guess who! My first Fanfic, so be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,615 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Victoria, Bella
Rising Sun, VPOV
Same story as my other, Rising Sun, but in Victoria's POV. I originally had it at the beginning of Rising Sun, but decided to separate the two. First story, please be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,385 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Victoria - Complete