Poll: Would you like to see more seasonal Cullen one-shots, like "Cullen Fourth Of July"? Vote Now!
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
So, today, I would like to unofficially announce a new story. I'm not going to give away much information, just that this is a very beefy piece and I'm just a little scared. I'll probably end up losing sleep over it. But, I promise, I'll try to finish Rising Sun before I really get into it. The Prologue is already written, and I'm starting the first chapter, but I'll make sure to set aside some time to complete it.
Anywho, call this my unofficial Press release of my latest story. I'm really siked and can't wait to post the first pieces.
ANYWAYS, carry on with your lives:D
To join the COL (chuckle out loud) revolution, paste this onto your profile.
Currently a total twi-holic (proud twihard, actually), but I will forever be a Ringer (Lord of the Rings). My friend inspired me to continue writing some little bits of fanfiction I had. The stuff I have in legible form can be found if you scroll down, and see my story "Rising Sun." (or Cullen Fourth, my attempt at a comedic one-shot which was inspired by my visit to family for the 4th. We had lots of fireworks:P)
BTW PLEASE vote in my poll if you have read the story. I need a little of your opinion. :)
One note: If you haven't noticed, New Moon is my favorite book in the Saga. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
If you love hilarious but pointless copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is incredibly long, copy and paste this to make it even longer. (well, I just deleted stuff, It's not so long anymore...)
New ones that made me laugh outloud SO hard:
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
95 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 5 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile .
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you.
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now?
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
."Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it.
What is the speed of dark?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If heat rises, shouldn't hell be cold?
If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out of it's nose?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
Copy & Pasties
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If Spelchek is ur best freind, then copy this to your profile. (not really, I just thought it was funny:D)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word four letters or less, copy and paste this onto your profile!
(and, ironically, the word I for some reason couldn't spell was DUMB!!)
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile! (I've done that before...)
Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you have a full blown conversation with your reflection. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too
Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
Best friends through thick and thin!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)
"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse (Emmett/Bella)
"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)
On the opposite side of the chain from the wolf, there now hung a brilliant heart-shaped crystal. It was cut in a million facets, so that even in the subdued light shining from the lamp, it sparkled... "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." "You forgot the most important similarity," I murmured. "It's beautiful." "My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours." - Eclipse (Edward/Bella)
His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination
Regular lions say ROAARR
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!!
Girls Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.
Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.
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