darklight1601
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Joined 02-27-09, id: 1850578, Profile Updated: 04-01-16
Author has written 6 stories for Final Fantasy X, Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Yeah... I've been here quite a while, I should probably fill this thing out a little... Though I'm quite drunk at the moment, so we'll see how well this goes...

-I'm from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States, female, straight, in my twenties, aquarius. I don't think you need any other personal information...

-I'm very sarcastic; I practically have it down to an art form, and I think it shows in my writing. If I say something you find offensive... take that extra second to be sure I was serious first. Chances are, I wasn't.

-I love slash. I do read and write het sometimes, but slash is where my heart truly lies. The chances of that ever changing are... well, probably about zero really.

-I have what can basically be considered a mild form of Attention Deficit, which means I often have trouble making my mind focus; which in turn doesn't bode particularly well for my writing. I've tried simply not writing when I couldn't focus entirely on the task, but I found if I wait for that to happen, my stories never get updated. I've decided instead to just write whenever I can (life is busy), regardless of my attention or inattention at that time. Consequently, there may be times when my writing seems... better than other times. Not that I feel my writing is ever really bad, just don't be surprised if you read one section of a story that sounds really good and then the next in comparison looks a bit lackluster. Though I've had people claim that the only who really notices the difference is me so... maybe I'm just crazy.

-Regardless of what I just said above, I'm a slow updater. Really I am. I'm sorry, but it's probably never gonna change.

-Most of what I write is pretty angsty and at times I do some really dark, horrible things to my characters. As cliche as this sounds, writing like this actually helps me go about daily life in a much more laid-back, happy fashion. It's like a small, personal form of therapy. For some reason, torturing my favorite characters makes me feel better. That being said, my stories (with the possible exception of a one-shot or two) will always have a happy ending. Seriously, they'll be bittersweet at the least, not tragic. I don't want to spend countless hours writing something only to have it depress me and my readers at the end. If I wanna read something sad, I'll just pick up the newspaper, thanks.

Fandoms

Well, let's see...

-I was really into Naruto for a long time. I still enjoy it but... I've kinda fallen out of that fandom a little bit. I'm still going to finish my stories for it, I just don't know if the plot bunnies will be making up any more in the future.

-I freaking love Harry Potter and have several ideas for future stories with this one. If I ever actually find the time to sit down and write you'll probably be seeing quite a bit for this one. I have a huge crush on Severus Snape.

I feel kinda weird writing fanfictions about characters played by real people. Even though you're writing about the character and not the actor, it still just feels a little... However, my cousin doesn't feel this way and she loves to bombard me with requests for shows we both mutually enjoy. Thus in the future you will most likely be seeing:

-Torchwood. C'mon, if you enjoy sci-fi and slash, what better show is there. The slash is actually canon. You don't have to make the pairings up, though of course you're welcome to. But yeah, if I could marry Ianto Jones, I would so... you'll be seeing something for this shortly.

-Don't be surprised if Doctor Who makes an appearance at some point as well. It kinda goes hand-in-hand with Torchwood, and who doesn't love the Doctor?

Big No-No's:

As I've said before, I'm a pretty laid-back person most of the time. However, I absolutely hate it when:

-You flame me or another author just for the sake of doing so. Grow up and get a life.

-You read a story about a character you don't particularly like and then comment about how you don't like this character compared to another. (Ex. Moron: "Ah, this is total crap. Sasuke's ten times better than Naruto!") Then why the hell did you read a story featuring Naruto in the first place?

-Just as above, you read a story about a pairing you don't like and then bitch. Same logic applies.

-You read a slash story and then complain you didn't know it was about 'gay people'. That's what slash means. Five seconds on Google would tell you that. I absolutely detest homophobia and don't want to hear about it.

-You ignore my warnings. If something 'adult' is going to happen in a chapter of my story (language, sex, non-con) there will always be a warning at the beginning of the chapter. Don't ignore my warnings and then complain that you didn't know there was a sex scene and it offended your delicate little mind.

I'm Lonely!

-Okay, that might've been a bit dramatic, but I do love making friends. If you want to talk with me or ask me a question or whatever, feel free to message me. I don't bite unless you want me to. :P

-Yes, I do take requests. If you actually want me to try writing something, let me know and I'll get back to you. I can't guarantee I'll take the challenge, but I'll definitely consider it.


My stance on Draco:

I should probably make it clear right from the beginning I neither particularly like nor dislike Draco. I know a lot of people really love him, and I can see the appeal; but to me he just seems like a brat. That being said, I won't normally make him the bad guy; and even if I portray him as an antagonist, he'll just be an annoying hindrance more than an actual evil force of some sort. Again, I don't hate him, I just think he's a brat.

My stance on Dumbledore:

Ah, now here's a difficult one. I don't personally like Dumbledore. I think he manipulated people too far, used them like pawns, and didn't overmuch care what happened to them in the end. Yes, I know he did it 'for the greater good', but that doesn't mean I condone it. However, I don't see him as especially 'evil' per say, just misguided; and that's how I'll normally choose to write him myself: misguided. That being said, I can also take him different ways. I don't mind reading a story with a good dose of Dumbledore-bashing, and contrarily, I don't mind reading one where he's nothing more than the kindly old grandfather figure. I'm pretty flexible with him.

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Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 513 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
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Distorted Affections reviews
Dobby was right when he said danger awaited Harry at Hogwarts; he was just mistaken on the form it would take. Snape-Harry mentor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,737 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Secrets reviews
What would you do to protect someone precious to you? What secrets would you keep? When Hinata becomes pregnant by a man she refuses to name, the last person she expected to help was her cold, older cousin. Neji/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,780 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Bully reviews
"At least my dad wasn't a bully like you!" The moment the child shouted those words, something inside Severus snapped. Not a bully? James Potter not a bully?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Flawed Personality of Hyuuga Neji reviews
It didn't matter how much it hurt. He would accept the situation with all the dignity and grace befitting a true shinobi. Because Hyuuga Neji wasn't selfish; not anymore. Neji/Naruto slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wrong? reviews
Like being thrown into another world wasn't hard enough. He knows he shouldn't have these feelings; knows what happened the last time he felt like this; knows they're wrong. But no matter how hard he tries, he can't make them go away. Auron/Tidus. Yaoi!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,206 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Auron, Tidus
Neji's Sun reviews
Neji can't help but be angry with her. He can't stop being mean. So why does she keep coming back? Neji/Hinata, T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete