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Joined 02-28-09, id: 1851314, Profile Updated: 12-24-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I am a 36 year old married woman with three stepkids (22, 19, and 17), one grandbaby (2), and one of "ours" (4). Apparently, questionable mental stability is a requirement to live in my house: I have a cat that thinks she's a human (and if I were a witch, would be my familiar. We actually talk to each other. Freaks my hubby out.), another cat that thinks he's a dog (begs for attention? what cat does that? Apparently, ours.), and an 80 lb. dog that is actually a big chicken (she's afraid of everything! Getting run over by a stampeding 80lb dog is no picnic!). My issue: depression and obsession with Twilight FanFic. Hubby's: relatively normal, I suppose, other than extreme procrastination. My 4 yr old, freakin' scary smart. Knows how to give directions (incredible spatial relationship awareness, not only does he know where we're going, but why), incredible memory (don't say you'll do something if you don't fully intend to do it, he will call you on it.) and major attitude to boot.

I was a late Twibloomer, as I didn't start the series until Christmas 2008. My husband does not understand my obsession with the Twilight FanFiction, but he enjoys the results at times. I recently started my first fanfiction (A Soldier's Coming Home) and have plans to re-vamp a novel I wrote five+ years ago in hopes of getting published. I have discovered a talent, of sorts, for writing lemons. When I set a story as "Mature", I mean it. They get pretty graphic, so consider yourself warned. I write it like I want to read it (aka experience it).

UPDATE 12/24/09 - I just uploaded my third story, second one-shot. And I am on my fourth novel. I've got the third one out in hopes of publishing it right now, so keep your fingers crossed for me!

I am a happy ending kind of girl. I get enough unhappy stuff from life. I read to escape, not to be bludgeoned with reality. That being said, I don't map out a story ahead of time. I let the character's take me where they want to go, but with the view that, in the end, they're gonna end up happy (and probably well-sated).

I hate when main characters die. I hate more when I'm not warned of it in the summary.

I love Edward, even though I would probably not get along with him.

I totally identified with Bella. I am Bella, twenty years later, fat, married to Jacob with kids (cubs?), never having met my Edward. At this point, I don't think I'd want to.

I would rather be turned in my mid-30's than early 20's. Way more room for age progression.

If I had a choice of one superpower, it would be telekenesis, easy.

If I can't become a vampire, I'd like to become a werecat. I would love to have a tail. And have a human to take care of the hair and butt for me.

Favorite Edward quote: "Her existence was justification for the creation of the entire world." - Midnight Sun

Favorite Quote about Twilight: "Destroying previously stable marriages since 2005." - unk. So my world.

Favorite overall quote: "Everyone's normal, until you get to know them." - unk.

Update Soldier is finished and posted. Thank you so much to everyone who has read it and especially to my reviewers!! I am working on a (hopefully) publishable novel at the moment, but I am toying with a few one-shot ideas. Haven't gotten the inspiration for any multi-chapter Twistories yet, but I'm guessing they'll come. If you have ideas you'd like to share, PM me!

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Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Choice and Consequences by JustBiteMePLease reviews
17 year old Bella is fascinated by the elusive and mysterious Edward Cullen. Will he be all she dreamed of? Or more than she bargained for? And will she still want him when one night changes everything? A/U Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,455 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2911 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snowed In by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Branded by Leelan Oleander reviews
Bella Swan is living in a nightmare. Her parents are dead and she is hiding something too horrific to tell her older brother Emmett. When the secret comes out, they are shipped off to live with their godparents Carlisle & Esme Cullen. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,258 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New and Improved, my Love by coco786 reviews
First fan fic! Edward leaves for a second time not knowing what he left behind. 50 years later they're all back at a new and improved Forks High. Only the Cullens think she's a descendant of Bella's. Give it a shot! its better than it sounds! ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11675 - Favs: 8,653 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taming the Lion by Arwennicole reviews
Her friends are telling her she's crazy. Her best friend is telling her she's courting death. And yet... Bella can't seem to put the red-eyed beauty out of her thoughts. There are two possible outcomes: never ending light... or eternal darkness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 38,428 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Hurt by WinndSinger reviews
What if Bella wasn't beautiful when she first met Edward? Shy, scared, alone, and hurt Bella comes to Forks at the request of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who thinks he can help her battered legs regain their strength when other doctors have failed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,024 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Two Loves: Part One: Three is Nice by BlackVelvetWoman reviews
This takes place right afer Jacob "kidnaps" Bella from school in Eclipse. After arriving back at Jake's house, Bella suddenly realizes she has feelings for him, but she still loves Edward. What will they think of her confession? E/B/J GRAPHIC SEX SCENE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
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Bella with some Balls reviews
Bella with an attitude! Set in New Moon in Italy just as Aro is about to twist off Edward's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Day at the Office reviews
Bella insists on working a regular job to prove that she is capable of supporting herself, despite Edward's wealth. She didn't consider, however, the amount of time it would take away from their love life. Edward & Bella lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Soldier's Coming Home reviews
Based on the song by The Dixie Chicks: A chance meeting bring Edward and Bella together, but the military and the Vietnam War may permanently tear them apart. AU/AH Canon couples There will be a happy ending and graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,002 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete