Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
That's me on the right. My names Sarah, and I'm fourteen!
I love...Four leafed clovers, Friends, Family, Sisters, First barbaques of the summer, The snow, Reading, Lauging until you cry, Memories, Lie in's on a sunday, Perfect blue skies, Feeling happy, Being lucky, Daisy Chains, Easter Eggs, Spotting the brightest star in the sky, Dreaming, Sleeping Individuality, Cool slogans, France, Being British (sometimes), singing in the shower, innocence, and those rare perfect days that you normally only get to dream about :)
Please R&R my fanfic's and BE NICEEE!
Also check out my friend Sadie's fanfic. Sooooo good! Lots of love Sadie!! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4942906/1/Remembering_Me READ IT!!
These are my favourite quotes:
If you live life with your head in the sand all that people are going to see is an arse.
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
If your going to be two faced, can you at least make one of them pretty?
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
The idea of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the best of you. When that happens, you only have to be patient and wait for them to self destruct. It never fails.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
"When there's a will, I want to be in it."
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
He who laughs last didn't get it.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
PHOEBE: Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow!! :D :D Love you xx
On a Korean kitchen knife:
''There's no i in team'' What idiot thought that up? I'll tell you - some loser who was never chosen to be in anyone's group!
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I like long walks- especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. PhoebecoughPhoebe :D :D
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. That’s another one for you, Pheebs xx
You know what? Earth sucks. I’m going home
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you