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I invented the folowing copy and paste

If you have ever copied and pasted somthing out of somones profile that didnt say copy this into your profile just bcuz it was in the right style and was in the same list not knowing it was not a copy paste thing, copy this into your profile.

These i did not invent

If you chase shiny vovlos screaming "BITE ME!" copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. f you are weird and proud or it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =D

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the two percent that hasn't copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever asked really stupid, obdvious questions, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever forgot what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this to your... muffins!!

If your one of those people that gets excited just seeing two reviews, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Alice, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

1) You cant touch all your teeth with your toungue

2) most idiots will try the first fact with out reading on

3)you're smiling now with a little grin

4)your thinking how stupid you are

5)your thinking about posting this on your profile or sending it to your stupid friends

6) you still have that stupid little grin on your face

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Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2846 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Too Late for Sorry by Tress Blues reviews
During NM. Victoria bit Bella on the beach and 90 years later, Bella and her new coven are back in Forks. But what happens when our favourite vampire family comes back too? Sparks will fly and tension grows to new heights as danger looms...ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
An Unusual Blessing by Araven14 reviews
Bella is six months old when she is found, orphaned by a devastating car accident, by Esme Cullen. The Cullen's agree to adopt this unusual blessing, but danger is just around the corner... Canon pairings, R&R Please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,155 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Only Thing by Bubbly722 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, she is crushed. She knows she couldn't live without him, so she does the only thing she can think of to get him back. But just how far is too far? Trust me, the story is better than the summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,347 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella - Complete
Edward, the FourYearOld by LoveStronger reviews
Oneshot. Edward may seem like a mature and wonderful gentleman in public, when really, he's a four-year-old trapped in a seventeen-year-old's body.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
She Will Be Loved by xSakuraxBlossomx reviews
Alternative Universe. Edward stumbled upon four year old Bella in a car accident in Maine, her parents did not survive. Edward immediately feels the connection between them and refused to let her go, greater summary detail inside in chapter one. Please R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,018 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Class Project by midnight320cinderella reviews
Edward and Bella become parents for a biology project. what is Bellas reaction? Alice Plays a trick on Edward and Bella. Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Dedication by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Edward never came back. A year later, Bella is the singer in the band Werewolf. Every song has the same dedication. “To the vampire who broke my heart and left me for dead.” What happens when Edward comes across a CD?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
It's Not That Simple by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Bella is finally going to become a vampire. Her dream come true. Now everything will be better, everything will be perfect. . . right?As usual, things are NEVER that simple. Bella learns the ENTIRE truth about being a vampire, good AND bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007