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Uhmmmm I dont know exactly how to describe Myself so... Im just gonna give facts and then list some of my favorite things so you can figure me out and decide if you like me or not...
Name: Gabriela Alejandra Calderon Solis ( and NO, I am NOT a character form a telenovela; but that would be pretty awesome)
AKA: Gaby, Gabs, The Gabster... and when im angry or get carried away with sharp object when my guy friends annoy me: Gab*tch
Birthday: may- 11-1985 .. yeah im 25 but everybody always thinks Im 19 .. I think Im actually a 25 year old girl who'd attitude ressembles a 14 year old boy... (Maturity, my old enemy, you come to me in the form of a job and responsibility of the real world.. I forsake thee!!!)
Lives in: Tegucigalpa, capital of Honduras, Central America, America, the World
Speaks: Spanish, English and PERFECT Span-glish :P and SARCASM
Favorite color: I dont really have a favorite color but I can tell you which ones I DON'T like .. red: its has TOO MUCH attitude.. yellow: just wont stand up for itself.. and NEON orange: that one IS JUST F*CKING SHOWING OFF!
ok, WHAT THE HELL with "silent letters"??? are they necessary?? REALLY Pneumonia? Did you really need that "silent P" in there, selfish word! That p could've been used by another word that need the P, with a sound, to have more personality...
HOTTEST MAN TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH: Alejandro Meraz aka Alex Meraz or was I like to call him, Mi Amor, love of my life, Baby, HOTNESS MONSTER! 3rd place, yes 3rd because Alex's perfection takes up both first and second place, goes to Taylor HOTner, because of well, absolutely everything he is
Therefore the Hottest wolves to walk the earth are Paul and EVERY FREAKING SINGLE THING HE STANDS FOR and Jakey Jake because he is close to perfection, if only he hadn't stupidly fallen in love with stupid Bella and hadn't imprinted in the Spawn.. yeah i know Im being harsh but Stupidy bumps him into second place.. No scratch that, First place awlays goes to Paul becaus eh is just Freaking perfect he's just waiting for someone to love him, and that someone is ME!!!! muahahahaha!! and third place, simply because he is FREAKING adorable and I want to hold him till I die Seth. Sethy resembles everything I want in a kid brother, or better yet in the kid brother of my boyfriend (because I dont have to endure with the brother annoyance AND i get to flirt with him without it being dirty.. :P ) I LOVE Sethy! :)
And YES, I am Team LEAH aaaaaaaaall the motherfreaking way... we have the exact same attitude.. we are bithch*es who put up a wall, but once its taken down we are the SWEETEST people with an attitude LOL.
WILL READ ANYTHING WITH:
Paul and Jake
Leah and Paul.. or Leah and Jake.. and SOMETIMES if written super fun and funny even Leah and Embry.
MY CAST, this is who I think about when I think about the wolfies and the girls:
Paul: ALEX MERAZ
Jacob: Taylor Lautner
Seth: BooBoo Stewart
Sam: Raoul Bova
Jared: Collin Egglesfield
Quil: Eduardo Verastegui
Embry: Rodrigo Santoro
Collin: Steven R Mcqueen
Brady: Ryan Sheckler
Rachel: Tiffany Amber Thiessen
Leah: Alessandra Ambrosio
Emily: Sarah Lancaster
Kim: Rachel Bilson
Claire: pretty girl/Vanessa Hudgens (as she grows up)
Renesmee: a young teen Taylor Swift and a more grown up Taylor Swift
no Twilight is not in it.. Im not a twilight Fan Im a Wolfpack FF fan.. aaaaaall the way
EVERYTHING And ANYTHING under Edgar Allan Poe's author-ship
One Thousand and One Nights.. BEST PIECE OF LITERARY WORKS
Brother's Grimm Fairy Tales
Hans Christian Andersen Fairy tales
The Godfather by Mario Puzo
The Family by Mario Puzo
The Last Don by Mario Puzo
Morganville Vampire's (all of them) Rachel Caine
13 reasons why by Jay Asher
Two way street by Lauren Barnholdt
Go ask Alice by Anonymous
Tewlve by Nick Mcdonell
The perks of being a wall flower by Stephen Chbosky
Sex, drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman's
SO FREAKING MANY
FREAK for 80's Movies.. all hail JOHN HUGHES
Mafia movies: Godfather 1 and 2, I REFUSE, REFUSE I tell you! to acknowledge Godfather 3, never have never will, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Brooklyn Story, The departed, reservoir Dogs, Scarface
V for Vendetta
She's the man
ALL SCARY MOVIES.. specially the "classics"
Mean what you say, Say what you mean!!
“You don’t get what you deserve in life… you get what you negotiate from it.”
Nemo Me impune Lacessit ... Latin motto of the Order of the Thistle and of three Scottish regiments of the British Army. ... and found in one of the BEST literary pieces of work, Mr. E.A.Poe's "the Cascket of Amontillado"
Deny everything; admit nothing; and make counter accusations!!!
"Damn the man! save the Empire!!" -- Empire Records ( one of my favorite movies EVER.. but it tricked me miserably making me think that that's what EVERY job was like.. :(.. HUGE FAIL )
"People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life...
"When the POWER of LOVE is greater than the LOVE of POWER, then the world will know PEACE!" Jimmy Hendrix
Dream your life; live your dream
WHEN LIFE SUCKS GET A STRAW!
why dont you slip into something more comfortable like a COMMA
from the series "Psych".. Shawn : "Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."
and you can quote me on the quote unquote .-- Dane Cook
Gone with the wind--Frankly my dear i dont give a damn!
Casablanca-- Ivonne I love You
To have and have not--You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
Scarface-- First you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the woman!
Aunt Mame-- Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
She's the Man--Suck it up, be a man, rub some dirt in it!!
These are in spanish: an the translation is probably gonna mess up the idea but I'll transalte it
"(realmente no esoty tan solo)Quien te dijo q te fuiste, uno no esta donde el cuerpo, sino donde mas se extraña, y aki se te extraña tanto; tu sigues aqui, sin ti, conmigo. ¿Quien esta contigo, si ni siquiera estas tu?"... Ricardo Arjona,
This one is a song about a girl who left, but He tells her that she isn't really gone because she left her toothbrush, and her lip stain on the coffee cup, and her smell on his pillow... and this is the chorus :"Im Actually NOT alone. Who even told you you were gone? you should know that we are not where our body is but where we are missed the most. And I miss you SO MUCH. You are still here, not with you, but with ME. Who's with you? if YOU yourself aren't even there, but HERE...with me" ... yeah I know its a little "puzzle-y".
And this is the BEST piece of poetry EVER, again in Spanish Sir Gustavo Adolfo Becquer:
¿Qué es poesía? --dices mientras clavas
What is poetry?you say as you fix
on my pupil your pupil blue.
What is poetry! And you're asking me
Poetry is you.
List of MindF*k movies
1.- If you suddenly have the desire to NEVER smile again in your entire life- If you have decided JOY is a feeling you no longer wish to have, I recommend you watch these movies… DISCLAIMER: NO, there is absolutely NO reasonable, logical or “mentally-stable” answer to the question: WHY Gaby? WHY would you choose the road less travelled by NORMAL people? WHY? OH WHY? did you watch these?
DONT DO IT:
•The Human Centipede
•The Devil's house
•The Dark hours
•Funny Games (original 1997)
•(the) Cube ( original inspiration for SAW)
•Welcome to the Dollhouse
•The disappearance of Alice creed
2.- Every now and then a movie will present itself , and will leave you saying “ that was freaking ASSTASTIC!” while really thinking “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??? WTF just happened? What did I miss? Let’s watch it again" for the 3rd time in a row.
•Se7en (seven) ( THE WORLD STOPS FOR MOTHEF.. Seven!!!)
•Phantom of Paradise
•The Maltese Falcon
•Dot the i
•Fear and Loathing in las Vegas
•The Usual Suspects
•Requiem For a Dream
•Shadow of the Vampire
3.- Not all of these movies are necessarily HORRIFYING, they DON'T really make you question “why is the world such a cruel place?” , “what did I do in my past life to deserve the punishment of sitting through this movie?” “Why has God chosen to hate me and destroy my soul by having me stumble upon this film?” . But I think it will explain why I am the sweet, loving, charismatic, cool, funny, evil, twisted, dark person that I am today. :) They molded my brain for life:
•Killer Clowns from outer space ( First "scary " movie I ever saw, I was 8, YES, my DAD was the one who suggested me watching it with him ¬¬)
•Empire Records ( the way I wish my life would ALWAYS BE, surrounded by GREAT music and even GREATER friends)
•The Craft ( we are the weirdoes Sir.)
•The Game ( This is why I DONT trust ANYBODY.. :s)
•It (two words that I will never be able to separate for the rest of my life “MOTHERCHUKINGHORRIFYING Clown!”)
•Children of the Corn (this explains why I REALLY don't trust children)
•Lord of the flies ( if I ever have sons…)
•Mommy Dearest ( if you know me, then you’ll KNOW)
•Rebecca (scary women, manipulation of minds, events and the law, finale scene Karma.. what more can I say?)
•Se7en ( I know its in the list twice, but like I said, the world stop for Seven)
•Last house on the left (HEY! pay attention! THIS is what will happen when you ARE FORCED TO DEAL with the consequences of your STUPID-ASS actions)
RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME
1.i love making cards and scrapbooking
2. I journal everyday and own about 30 journals.. my life is pretty much written down to a t and sometimes I go back to read them... talk about baggage. I love buying them i even have 10 blank journals waiting to be written on
4.I have fun trying to find ways to say some words in their past tense or plural.. example.. Quit- past tense= quitted or quat? or status- Plural statusses or Statii?
5. I CANNOT go a day without listening to music
6. I write poetry when Im completely heart broken
7.I enjoy every second I spend with my Sisters wether we are fighting, laughing or annoying the crap out of each other
8.Im scared I'll end up alone but Im completely prepared for it.
9.I'll never ask for forgiveness over something I did or said on purpose
10.I belive firmly in : "Say what you mean and mean what you say". "Karma". "You reap what you sow"... but if push comes to shove and you desperatly need to get out of trouble "Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter accusations"
11.-If you feel bad and I approach you and just try to make you laugh know that I really care or else I wouldn’t bother
12.Actually wanted to study criminal psychology.. but ended up with International law.. which I dont practice that much anyways :P
13.Will cry just because… over something sad, over too much happiness… will even cry when nothing is happening.. If you see me cry and I tell you its nothing Im actually telling the truth.
14.I hate being ask the same question over and over.. for example: I used to work in a book store :.. client: " do you have this title?.. me answering:" ohh, no, Im sorry." .. client: "are you sure?".. me: " let me check again, Yeah im positive." .. client: " maybe you have it somewhere and you dont remember where" .. me: " no sir, we dont hide our books" ... client: " are you REALLY sure you dont have it, back there, or maybe in a different part of the store or maybe even in .."... me: "NO! we. DONT. have. the book!"
15.I will forgive, but I wont forget……. I just Cant.
16.I can pretty much remember everything you say or did to me or with me, specially if it had an impact in my heart.. so dnt say or do anything that I can use against you LOL but you can totally rely on me if you need to remember something :D and I will remember and appreciate every nice, caring or special thing you do for me ALWAYS
18.I will love you with all my heart and I wont ever judge you before judging myself If I were in your shoes… I will respect your thoughts, ideals and priorities… I wont try to change your mind but I will probably tell you how I feel or what I think about it. And Im very protective of the people I love.
19.I actually like my job
20.I looooooooove watching movies. Scary movies are my favorite. I really enjoy stand up comedians too.
21.Im very much into mafia, organized crime, conspiracy theories, secret societies and what not
22.Yes I have lots of piercings, pink and purple hair but no, I don’t drink alcohol.
23.I pretty much stress out over EVERY and ANY thing. And yet if you do it I can totally be there to make you feel better and calm you down
24.Im a sucker for love stories.
25.I love music... ALL TYPES. specially if the instruments (melody) hide something in the back.. I love listening to old music that remind me of my Dad. Some songs take me back so much so, that I can remember specific things like where I was or conversations I had when I heard them.
26.I always try not to say bad words but they keep rolling out of my mouth…
27.Some say im evil, but if Im plotting against someone its probably because they deserve it.
28.I can control my dreams.. creepy huh.. and I have what I call “final destination” moments, Im weird I know
29.I love writing poetry and reading stupid books. I love fairy tales, urban legends and mythology.
30.My sole purpose in life is to be there for my friends, listen to them, give advice, hug them when they need it and even kick the crap out of somebody if they need me too. If I’ve ever called you my friend know that I will ALWAYS and ALL WAYS be there for you no matter what.
31. i love buying watches, and actually cant leave home without wearing one. and I LOVE when the guy i like has strong hands and wear a big watch.. specially if its on the right hand.. even though I go crazy for left handed boys.. :P