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Poll: Which degrassi couple should I write about keep in mind some of them aren't on the show anymore but i still love them Don't flame because of some of the couples. I think some of them would be intresting to write about. Vote Now!
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Joined 02-28-09, id: 1851546, Profile Updated: 04-14-11
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, NCIS, Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, Daughters of the Moon, Mortal Instruments, Another Cinderella Story, and Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Please follow the link http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/euthanasiaisgood and sign my petition! Please!! In other news I am working on a new fanfic it's the main charecters are me and my best friends you.My friend can't make up her mind so the main charecters of my story are me and lizzylou. Don't kill me lizzylou please. I have two cats Sylvia and Bela, a stupid dog named Syd ,and lots of fishes.I have a new account http://www.fanfiction.net/~rakashaneely112 come check it out.

Favorite Movies: Penople,Twilight,Sydeny White, Eragon, Picture this,Harry Potter (1st and 4th are deniftelly the best), A Cinderella Story with Hilary Duff,Anther Cinderella Story with Selena Gomez,Ever After,Ella Enchanted,A lizzie Mcguire Movie.

Favorite Books: WE'D be here all day if I told you.

Favorite Degrassi charecters: Alex, Emma, Ellie, Liberty, J.T, Craig, Jimmy, Darcy, Clare, Allie a.k.a Allia, I hate MANNY so much but I hate Paige even more so unfourtenly I like Manny, Mia,Johnny (you know the hot lakerhurst guy),Spinner and Peter

Degrassi charecters that I hate: Jane's dad(I can't belive he used Jane like that) Paige

Favorite phares: Muffins are going to rule the world someday,Edward will be in love with you if you try to kill yourself on a daily basis,and the phrase that I say most often is "I'm not normal so I'm happy"

if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE
(+'.'+) IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

17 signs that you are falling in love

SEVENTEEN:
YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY.SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO SECONDS AGO.

FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM.

THIRTEEN:

YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.

ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME.


TEN:

YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

NINE:

WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM/HER.

EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM.
SEVEN:

THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.
FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

FOUR:
THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DID'NT NOTICE NUMBER TWELVE IS MISSING.

ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & YOU ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING.
NOW MAKE A WiSH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...

I love them no matter what and if they love me they are truly seeing because they are seeing with their heart and not their eyes.

Now repost this as '17 sings ur falling in love' and somethind AWESOME will happen 2 u!!

Sad:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

The 10 Commandments I Live By

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave them in the middle)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Man we screwed up this time!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is true!

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I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. if your weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teen population does or has tried smoking pot. if your one of the 2 that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. if you are part of the 7 that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

92 of American teens would die if ambercrombie and Fitch/American eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

if you know someone that should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse, copy this into your profile.

if your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you randomly make faces at yourself in the mirror, and when someone walks in on you, your "flexing your face muscles."Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you force the school to put you and you're friend in therapy, just for the hell of it! Crazy is having conversations with fictional characters (mainly from Twilight and mainly Jacob) in your head and then laughing out loud at what they said. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

as we grow up, we learn that even the ONE person that was never supposed to let you down, probably will. you will have your heart broken probably more then once, and it's harder every time. you'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broke. you'll fight with your best friend. you'll blame a new love for things an old one did. you'll cry because time is passing to fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love


You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Advantages Of Being A Woman: Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never ed after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're .

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE .

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite without having to picture them .

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.


~If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

~If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions (or typing out a stupid fanfiction bio) copy this into your profile.

~If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

~If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If there are time when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

~Oh nooo... the type errors are creeping in... hides in the corner... if this is true for you, copy and paste this in your profile!

~If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

~If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

~If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If Fanfiction to you is what is to other people, copy this into your profile.

~If you those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

~Too many peope have smoked . If you haven't, write this to your profile.

~If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews-copy this into your profile

~If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

~If you are crazy and pround of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

~ If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile- Ichiruki lovers unite!!

~ 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

~If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

~Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

~98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

~Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.


YOU SAY PINK
I SAY BLACK
YOU SAY PARIS HILTON
I SAY AMY LEE
YOU SAY ZAC EFRON
I SAY EWWW...SRY GO ON
YOU SAY POP
I SAY ROCK
YOU SAY I AM STUPID
I SAY UR JUST TO SMART
YOU SAY I AM WEIRD
I SAY I AM DIFFERENT
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of s and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting " , I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.


My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are..

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
-Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
-Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
-Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cussing at you
-Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
-Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignore's you
-Give her your attention

When she pulls away
-Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
-Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
-Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
-Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
-Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
-Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
-she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
-bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
-dont look away until she does

When she misses you
-she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
-the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
-she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.-

When she's mad

-hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad,

-hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying,

-the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

25 Ways to Annoy the Pizza Guy

1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2.Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over 30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
15.Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
17. Imitate the order taker's voice.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

15 Pesky Ways to Annoy Your Roomate

1. Arrange thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Set one aside from the rest. Laugh hysterically at the one toothbrush. When your roommate asks about it, refuse to discuss the situation

2 .Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.

3. Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? S/he won't be here much longer."

4. Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a Band-Aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.

5. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.

6. Cut the faces out of all your pictures.

7. Do all your homework in the bathroom, using the toilet as a desk.

8. Don't shower for three weeks. Complain often about the stench. Demand that your roommate do his/her laundry.

9. Every time you take a shower, yell audibly, "I'm melting, I'm melting!"

10. Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If s/he asks about it, say, "Oh, that damn hypnotist..."

11. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.

12. Frantically scribble something on paper. When finished, eat it. Start again.

13. Name your books. Call them like dogs when it's time to study.

14. Play hide and seek with yourself. If your roommate asks what you're doing behind the couch, under the table, etc., look at them exasperatedly, come out of hiding and tell him/her that s/he gave away your hiding place. Refuse to talk to him/her for several hours.

15. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

I DO TO HAVE A LIFE. YOU'RE JUST TO UNNOBSERVANT TO NOTICE.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone into a rant about crack, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbir the friggin Trix, copy and past this inot your profile.

If you hear voices of the twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.


if you think someone should kill Robert Pattinson for the good of humankind so someone better looking can play Edward in twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you love twilight and discuss it daily, copy and paste this into your profile.


98 of People would scream if Hannah Montana was on top of the Empire State Building, copy and paste this in your profile if you would be the 2 screaming, "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!"


DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH? WELL, A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE A PART OF NATURE, AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL, SO YEAH, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!

Bold the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (ok, the crazy part may b a bit true...)
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I SLIT MY WRISTS, so I MUST be a masochist.
I have a BLOODY DISCHARGE WHEN I PEE, so I MUST have a urinary tract infection.
I like BEANS, so I MUST fart all the time.
I THINK ABOUT JUMPING IN FRONT OF BUSES, so I MUST be suicidal.
I have a WET BACK, so I MUST be Mexican.
I WAS RAISED BY APES, so I MUST be uncivilized.
I ONCE SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I BEAT PEOPLE UP WITHOUT REASON, so I MUST be a bully.
I am HORNY, so I MUST be meaning that in the sexual sense.
I AM THE LAZIEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE WORLD, so I MUST have no motivation.
I have a BUTT PIERCING, so I MUST be weird.
I TALK WITH A LISP ON PURPOSE, so I MUST be an asshole
I am ABUSIVE, so I MUST be an alcoholic as well.
I actually like BRUSSEL SPROUTS, so I MUST be inhuman.
I own a RED ELEPHANT, so I MUST be a part of the Grand Ol' Partay.
I have had FIVE ABORTIONS in my lifetime, so I MUST be bad at using a condom.
I constantly MAKE PUNS, so I MUST be an annoying loser with no friends.
I have a PENIS, so I MUST be a DUDE.
I have a POODLE, so her name MUST be "Fluffy."
I HAVE HAIRY PITS AND LEGS, so I MUST be French.
I have NO LIFE, so I MUST be parodying a list of stereotypes and posting it on fanfiction.net

stereotypes suck.!

Is my Profile annoying??

If it is leave NOW!!

1. Zoey

2. Stark

3. CLary

4.Simon

5.Jace

6.Isabel

7.Maia

8.Alec

9.Mangus

10.Rose

11.Lissa

12.Dimtri

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No I have not but now i want too.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh... Not really

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

I don't think that's possible

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

yeah!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

possibly

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Jace/Mangus or Jace/Rose. Well, i'm sure that Jace is straight even if he wasn't. Jace and rose would make an awesome couple.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten

Clary is rose's best friend but when dimtri turns strigori (sorry if i spelt it wrong) she turns to rose to comfort.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?


i don't think so.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

After Dimtri turns back into a dphamir. Maia tries to help him get rose out of his head.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

fireflies-owl city

Zoey/Isabel/dimtri warning: lots of girl fights

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

pretty recelently actually

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (9). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” "

zoey and Maia are in a happy relationship until Maia runs off with Mangus. Zoey,heartbroken,has a hot one-night stand with Lissa and and a brief un happy affair with Dimtri,then follows the wise advice of Jace and finds true love with Clary. Uhhh random much.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)

If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile

If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC

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TRY NOT TO CRY

Mommy...dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are..

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG (and you cried while reading this) REPOST THIS!! I agree that Homophobia is wrong

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her. When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you

Give her your attention. When she pulls away

Pull her back. When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared

Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you

she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you

bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes

don't looks away until she does. When she misses you

she's hurting inside. When you break her heart

the pain never really goes away. When she says its over

she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin

she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don'tbelieve it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do”

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

They hurt her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. THEY HURT HER!!FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!

Congratulations!!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
letter on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour)
post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?"

After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

repost plz:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

This is why I DON'T have a Myspace

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Rose Petals by tell me what you want to hear reviews
Clare and Eli are both in a group home. They both have have a past and a future, Together they will discover each others secrets and prove that true love conquers all. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Degrassi: The Boring Point, A Parody by awriterscorned reviews
This Degrassi parody starts with Degrassi Takes Manhattan. As of 7/20/12 it is updated to the end of season 11. Season 12 chapters coming soon!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,400 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010
The Celeste Jackson Chronicles by E. M. Zeray reviews
Percy and Annabeth have finally had a daughter. They have to find the perfect name, deal with monsters, not to mention boyfriends. Her name is Celeste and her parents are heroes of Olympus, but is her life going to be as exciting as her parents?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Body and Soul by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Jonathan Morgenstern absolutely hates Downworlders and any Shadowhunter who associates with them. So he's come up with a genius plan: If they want to ally with each other so much, let them know how it REALLY feels to be one with each other. Lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,072 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Garden Of Four by WolfDragonGod reviews
Bella is an average girl, struggling with her homosexuality and her life at home. Can the love of not one, but three vampires help show her that she shouldn't be afraid? A/B/R/V.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,598 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
On The Other Side of The Bed by Marked but not Forsaken reviews
A collection of short Clary/Jace drabbles, with a possiblity for Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Perfectly Wrong by LivAndLetDie reviews
AU Blaine needs to find the most annoying guy to play his fake boyfriend for a day so his mom would stop nagging him about finding a nice boy. The mean and sarcastic barista Kurt seems like just the guy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Chasing A Rock Star by ThunderBoltsAndLightning reviews
Jace and Clary, famous for hating each other as well as being huge in the music industry reunite and are forced to play nice when they sign on as lovers in an upcoming film, Chasing A Rock Star. 1st Place Winner for AH Story and 2nd Place winner over all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Mortal Instruments Idol by IamSpaceman reviews
What happens when Isabelle forces Alec and Jace to try out for American Idol with her? Read to find out! AH AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Taboo by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,925 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The World's Next Top Princess by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
Thirteen beautiful princesses and other famous heroines stand before us, but only one can be the World's Next Top Princess. What starts out as a friendly competition turns ugly as challenges grow harder and contestants grow fiercer. Based on ANTM. (Written before Princess and the Frog/Tangled)
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 5/25/2008
Not in the Mood? by The 1000th Kiss reviews
What happens when Collins isn't in the mood? Read and find out!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Angel D., T. Collins
Namesake by OutsidersCrazy1396 reviews
It has been thirteen years since The Outsiders. The gang has broken up. However when the Socs kick back into action, can Ponyboy's thirteen year old daughter reunite them in a special way.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Ponyboy C., Cherry V.
The Cat's Meow by Chloe Winchester reviews
A mystery unfolds when Magnus and Alec find themselves faced with something they never would have expected. Someone's made Chairman Meow human, and he's ready to enjoy life in the Homosapien lane. Malec and Jary and a special surprise thrown in later.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Chairman Meow, Magnus B. - Complete
The Party Does Stop by MunroInMyChambers reviews
Clare and Alli are your typpical college students. Parties, booze boys and tons of one night stands. A specific one night stand leaves both girls wishing they were a little less drunk and a bit more aware.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,069 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Playtime by iago64 reviews
Tara visits a store and comes home with a toy. PWP,Femslash, sexual content. 18 only please. Willow & Tara for now, others in later chapters.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Willow R., Tara M.
Alternate universe a blue blood affair by MANDERS21 reviews
Kingsley and Schuyler are forced into a marriage and to bond, by the blue blood conclave. to eliminate a threat to the bonding of Mimi and Jack. Kingsley and Jack love Schuyler- both will do whatever it takes to win her affection.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,041 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Kingsley, Schuyler
Of Air and Angels by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
When Jace made a phone call, he didn't know that he was going to end up getting an honest to goodness Goddess by his side forever! Will this turn of events in his mundane existence change his life for the better, or just bring more misery?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,127 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Pigtails and Toy Soldiers by Morbidly Obscure reviews
Our favorite Twilight characters are little kids, all under the age of nine. All human. ExB AxJ RxE maybe a little JxV. Fluff. Let's see what happens next. Trust me, it'll be cute. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
ForEVER Wrong by lovingmailiaf reviews
Ever takes Roman's offer to sleep with him. She realizes, Roman will always want more. Once she gives the antidote to Damon, she leaves. 100 years later they meet again. Things have changed. Ever changed. She has a special addition to the family.
Evermore, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,003 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010
Deflower by Treasure89 reviews
The Misfits are definitely in for one wild ride for their Summer trip. Throw in four unchaperoned virgins,a cabin, and illegal provisions equals..."What happens at the cabin, stays at the cabin." Rated M for a reason. Enjoy.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,187 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Dawn and Dusk by Morbidly Obscure reviews
Jagger and Luna live, shall we say, unconventional lives, and they love every minute. Sit back and enjoy the chaos as the terrible twins grow from children to teens to adults. Features Valentine, Alexander, Claude, and more. Wicked fun.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,502 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jagger M., Luna M. - Complete
Spring Break for Degrassi by Ella725 reviews
What happens when the students of Degrassi find themselves at the beach for spring break? Hilarity and drama ensues. Mostly Clare/Eli and Ali/Drew some Holly J/Sav/Declan.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,101 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Letters by Kiki102 reviews
From first discovering Ziva's pregnant, until the day he dies, Tony writes letters to his eldest child. detailing their lives together; his life when they're apart; his relationship with Ziva; friendships; love and loss. Major TIVA, some McABBEY.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
A Magician's Secrets by Chloe Winchester reviews
Sequel to "Black Magic Woman" Magnus has lived a very long life, and Alec wants to know about it. But as Magnus spins his tale, he finds out that Magnus' life hasn't been what he thought. Hurt!Magnus throughout and of course, my specialty, Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,204 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Just Upon a Smile by soundsobeautiful reviews
Clare was prone to deja vu, just not of a life that was her own.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,234 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
We're Gonna Tear Up The Town by specsO-O reviews
VampireKlaine. Thirty years after Blaine changed Kurt, and they've done so much. But Kurt isn't satisfied. And he never will be until he and his lover have shown the town that almost destroyed him the error of it's ways. Full warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,956 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Diary of Rick Murray: Revenge is a Killer by RickMurray reviews
Holly J is having a hard time, until she finds a journal that may as well change her life. Before Savvy J
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Richard M./Rick, Holly J. S.
Primitive Instincts by porcelain bird reviews
The Warblers are just everyday teenage boys. Except for, you know, being werewolves. But when their Alpha male, Blaine Anderson chooses an outsider, Kurt Hummel to be his mate, things will start to get a little...wild. Rated M for smut in future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,733 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Those Damn Deities by pufferpigeon reviews
Clare Edwards was your average girl, that is, until she discovered she was a descendent of one of the Greek Gods. When love is blossoming and enemies are being made, will she still be able to become one with herself? *Chapters get longer*
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,415 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Just a Game by Nixxx852 reviews
He was supposed to get Kurt to fall in love with him, then in a few months time he could break up with him and collect his winnings. It was just a game and nothing more. So, why did he suddenly find himself starting to fall for the other boy?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,720 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Falling into Darkness by ledancingninja reviews
"Blaine kissed my forehead and told me not to worry. He then slit his wrist and made me drink from it. I hate to say it but his blood was intoxicating..." Rated M, full summary inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Truth or Dare by WelcomeToMyThoughts reviews
I love Truth or Dare stories they are hilarious so I am going to write on my self I hope you like it.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ash R., J. Quinn - Complete
Every Other Time by Musafreen reviews
/percabeth drabble collection. and really, that's pretty much everything you need to know.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Be Careful What You Wish For by RedcurrantSmoothie reviews
A failed training session with Jace leads to many arguments. Enraged, Clary wishes that everyone would act differently. Little does she know that the next morning, her wish will have came true, but with unexpected results.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,158 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Rebels by Sweet Clementine reviews
Sometimes Kurt and Blaine feel rebellious. They want to have sex and don't care who sees them or says they can't. Fluffy times, Smutty times, and Smuffy times. You can tell by my warnings/rating which one is smuff or smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,997 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hearse Boy and Church Girl by NightStalkerBlackRaspberry reviews
Clare learns the cause of the mixed signals, leading to a waiting point before anything will happen between then, but it will, Eli and Clare are meant to be, at least for the time being. Eli/ Clare. Adam,Alli,Drew,Eli's father,Clare's parents Maybe Darcy
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 91,057 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Trying Something New by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Clare wanted to try something new. Sharing Eli seemed like the way to go.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Clare E. - Complete
Stalker Angel by Zephyr Hearts reviews
With the help of Eli's father, he got permission from Clare's mother to let her go out of town and join Eli for the Gothic Tales Convention, little does Clare know that Eli has a tricky plan up his sleeve, and it will be two nights she won't forget.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Thirteen Reasons by XxXxCherry KissXxXx reviews
Tina Cohen-Chang recently comitted suicide, seven tapes, twelve people and thirteen reasons for why she killed herself. Mike Chang is the boy who liked her but was too afraid to admit it, he never did anything. So why is he listening?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Mike C., Tina C.
CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Maid's Apology by DoroTastesLikeDinosaur reviews
Alec finds out that Magnus is pissed at what he claimed: "I'm not going out with anyone!" Alec, feeling guilty, thinks up something that would cheer Magnus up: Why not dress up as a maid and do what he wants for the day? Maybe Magnus would forgive him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Liars and Monsters by SixWS reviews
Elijah Goldsworthy is like the 'King' of the Degrassi halls, and he KNOWS he can get anything and any girl he wants...right? "I'm captain of the football team and the expert on pleasure,how could you not want this?"
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,213 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Boating Trip Disaster by cinnas.super.cool reviews
A group of teens are signed up to go on a boating trip for the whole summer. Malec, all human. DISCONTINUED! sorry, i've got no time, and I didn't like how this story was turning out.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Alibis by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Waiting for change to lead him down a more innocent path, death obsessed Elijah Goldsworthy finds it in a blue eyed beauty, but perhaps with an even darker past than his own. /Darkfic: AU/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,056 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Anyone Else by RoxisAngel reviews
When Dimitri is slated as a potential candidate to be Rosemarie Hathaway's guardian, he thinks at first that she'll be like any other person. But what if she's not? And can Dimitri ever dissuade his best friend's crush?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,290 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
I Hope You Dance by Wildwind-Wildstar reviews
So Aphrodite has one chance to have Zoey as more than a friend because of the upcoming valentines dance at the House of Night, will she take it or will her bad judgment take the chance from her? WARNNING:SPOILERS 4m Untamed and Chosen! PLZ R&R!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Aphrodite L., Zoey R. - Complete
What Do You Mean You're Pregnant? by Clary1234 reviews
"Alec...I think you might be...pregnant." That's right people! This is an Mpreg story! Hey, in a world with warlocks and vampires, why not have magic potions that make guys get pregnant! But how will the Lightwoods react to their son getting knocked up?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Dance by NowakiStar reviews
Damien wasn't planning on going to the V-day dance... Until Jack asked, of course. And really, who can refuse those eyes? Smut, lemon, guy on guy. All of which starts in the second chapter. DJ!
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Jack T., Damien M. - Complete
City of Isabelle by SophieeeeXD reviews
City of Bones but in Isabelles POV. She is a great character so i thought it would be good if you could see her side of the story, and what she thinks of everything. I dont know if this has been done before, but this is my take on it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Isabelle L.
A Life Without You by TotallyGaga reviews
What would life be like for Circle Daybreak if the soulmate principle was never discovered? Ash is trying to kill Mare! Rashel is a vampire! Gillian is a badass! Galen is moody! Maggie's a slave! Can they be saved? It's better then it sounds! I hope...
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010
The Sweetest Sin by Lady Azura reviews
There was just something very alluring about Fiona Coyne. TWOSHOT.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Clare E., Fiona C. - Complete
Mutiny Below by TVIsMyDrug4 reviews
AU - When Clare Edwards needs a job, she finds one being the assistant for TV actor Elijah Goldsworthy. Worst summary ever, I'm usually better at them! DISCONTINUED! (I know, I suck!)
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,408 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Organizational Skills by Zephyr Hearts reviews
As Eli and Clare are organizing the many books he owns, he finds a heavily detailed romance novel, and reads two paragraphs to her. In the end, they never got to finish organizing his books…
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Butterflies by Jaylie Icefire reviews
Someone once told Ellie that she was like a butterfly. Jay/Ellie
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Jay H., Ellie N. - Complete
Dying is your latest fashion by SixWS reviews
Clare Edwards,lives in the the exciting Metropolitan New York city. But When night falls, she's not who you think she is. Introduced into the world of sleaze, she's caught in between, and falls in love with the enemy.Unaware.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,188 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Random Jokes and Drabbles: Mortal Instruments by Duck Life reviews
Just random, hopefully funny bits about the Shadowhunters we all love. Please R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Clary F.
The End by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- We all know how Max died, but what about the other characters? Their last days, their last moments, the reason of their death. This is their END. - MultiChaptered. Different characters per chapter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Real or Not? by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- Magnus and Alec play a game of 'Truth', or "Real or Not?". Where every right answer brings Alec a step closer to Magnus, and a wrong one a step away. - MagnusAlec. Multi-Chaptered.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Game by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- Clary and the rest of the gang are trapped in a twisted game, where Clary rolls the dice and everyone else are the players. Would it really be that easy to escape it? And is the 'Finish' really attainable? - MultiChaptered.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Clary F.
Blank Slate by Lady Azura reviews
A head injury causes K.C to become convinced that he and Clare are still together.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Clare E., K.C. G. - Complete
Head over Heals by mrolympian reviews
Random Percabeth Lemon
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Lunch Buddies by personableperson reviews
Clare is feeling isolated from her friends. Eli is new at school and has no friends. What starts out as just some company in the insane place called the high school cafeteria could turn into something more, especially when all they have is each other. AU
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
MAGGIE AND DELOS: BLOOMING by Elesary reviews
MAGGIE STRUGGLES TO GET DELOS TO LEAVE HIS HOME AND JOIN CIRCLE DAYBREAK
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Delos R., Maggie N.
Battle Lines by SuddenlyStarfruit reviews
Fitz has some issues with Eli and some confusing new feelings for Eli's girlfriend. Fitz/Clare one sided, Bianca/KC, Misfits friendship.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Seven Letters by catherine.cat33 reviews
This is based on the book Thirteen Reasons Why. Everyone is wondering why "Saint Clare" killed herself, and she intends on letting a select few know. Review!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Slumber Party by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Santana/Brittany/Rachel/Quinn/Tina/Mercedes. Yes, you read that correctly. Rachel throws a Team-Building Slumber Party and Santana and Brittany decided to make it more interesting. Lots of sexy times ensue. Rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Closer To The Edge by MakeAScene487 reviews
Temptation. That's what the blade was to Ellie. But what happens when Marco finds out? And is Ellie truly over Marco? And what happens to Ellie in a dark alley? Contains some Marco/Ellie, friendship and romance, and everything in between.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Ellie N., Marco D.
Glitter Mixed With Rock 'n' Roll by VampireWriter144 reviews
When a routine hunt suddenly becomes a deadly game of cat and mouse, Alec must find the enemies among friends if he wants to save his and Magnus's relationship... and their lives. The truth is in the details. Magnus/Alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver EVER! by Geminius reviews
Harry and Pals are fooled into wining a vacation to Forks, Washington and reunite with the Twilight gang. The following events that take place make no sense to logic or reasoning. R&R! No Flames, OOCness, Random, Crack Fic, Part 2 of 2 BEWARE IMITATORS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 59,399 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009
In Fear and Love by E. M. Zeray reviews
A progressive fic starting from the night after their wedding to their death-fluffy, sad, romantic, serious, and heart warming shots about Percabeth's life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Midnight Visitor by xXSundae SurpriseXx reviews
A collection of one-shots of Eli and Clare! Some AU, some continuous, some completely random. Enjoy.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 83,965 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Things I Do For Him by IHaveTheKeyToYourHeart reviews
Clare's pregnant with Fitz's baby. Fitz forced her to have sex with him. Clare's family decides to press charges. But is this too much for Eli and Clare to handle? Will Eli break his promise and hurt Fitz? Will Eclare be able to last through all of this?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,548 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
When We Say by littlemusings reviews
Four years after the Titan War, the world is at peace. He was hailed an invincible hero. But, Percy Jackson can't always survive everything, and all it took was one bullet to bring him down. Something extraordinary saves him, but at a terrible price.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Max's Eddie boy time by motherf-ckingsnakes reviews
After Max gets captured by the School, She breaks out she goes to live with her Mom and Ella. But when her mom is marrying Charlie Swan, they move to forks and meet the cullens...What happen when a new character is introduced? will Max make it out alive?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,054 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Max
I Know I'm Not Good Enough For You by EClareObsession reviews
"'Loves a strong word'; I've heard that a million times. I don't care if I'm using the strongest word to ever be invented-I love Clare Edwards" - Eli and Clare ! EClare Eli's POV
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 107,635 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Finding and Forgetting Love by madiisnotahipster reviews
and Eclare fanfic. Eli and Clare are in love. But so is Adam . . . does Eli have competition? Rated T just in case. by the way i do not own Degrassi.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
With The Aid Of An Angel by ah0y-carina reviews
JT Yorke died years ago, but he never really left. He's back in Degrassi, knowing that he needs to help someone, his life at Degrassi isn't complete. So he turns to Clare, sure that he wants to help her, guiding her throughout life. But...why?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Clare E., JT Y.
Mill to Mace to Malec by MauMaster reviews
Magnus has been with so many people over the centuries and he can describe them in so many ways. Only one deserves a whole new word - Alec.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Magnus B.
Steps down the aisle by Jinxed Ink reviews
Magnus is nervous about something, Alec is getting some peace for a change and is wondering why... Malec fluff, better as it seems! warning: Boyxboy, don't like, don't read
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Adventures of Sparkles and Sugar Pants by Enaid Mora reviews
This is my first fanfic. Just random fluff with Alec and Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Learning How To Deal With The Darkside by Louise Brennan reviews
The story of Jessica dealing with her new responsibilities and being engaged to Lucius. Dedicated to my twin, Zoe.
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009
Magnus Isn't Too Bright When Drunk by IamSpaceman reviews
This is a stupid one-shot I thought of and had to post. Its really stupid and really short so read at your own risk...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Flow of Power by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
The "backstory" to my other fic Connected. The progression of Malec's relationship from first kiss up until the lemon that inspired Connected. You don't have to have read my other fic to enjoy this one tho, if you simply like Malec fluff w/o drama.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,367 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Wiffy Discipline by Giles C reviews
Willow and Buffy find themselves alone in the school library, and some mature hijinks ensue. WARNING: This is PWP, and quite shamelessly so. I'm afraid I can't see enough legitimacy in this site to offer anything more - no offense intended, of course.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Buffy S., Willow R.
Wishes, Kisses, and EClares by Jelly Sushi reviews
A series of drabbles revolving around ElixClare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Sparkles! by Patricia Sage reviews
Isabelle and Magnus go shopping to get Alec a birthday present. First ever fanfic! :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Complicated Affection by IHaveTheKeyToYourHeart reviews
Clare and Eli are falling in love, but there are multiple obstacles keeping them apart. Will they be able to overcome them? Rated T for language.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,411 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Garden by profoundSITUATIONS reviews
The beginning of Clare and Eli brings on more than they bargained for. Can they get through it together? COMPLETE.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,233 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Someone to save him by InThisIllusion reviews
Eli and Clare are the perfect couple. But when Eli's abusive father is back. . .can Clare keep him safe?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Different by FictionNetwork reviews
*Summary inside*. Reated T.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010
Shadowhunter Scraps by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
A set of note style stories between the characters of MI. Rated 'T' for sexual references/innuendos and author craziness. Canon pairings as well as completely obscure ones. Reader Discretion is advised for those who wish to keep their sanity.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
The Halloween Party by RedcurrantSmoothie reviews
Magnus throws a Halloween party, but nothing goes according to plan. Trick or treating, 'haunted' houses, costume competitions, Demons. Malec, Clace, Simabelle. Post CoG.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,312 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Magnus B. - Complete
Inscription by humbirdbum reviews
Every week, she notices there's a new word inked on Quinn's skin. Rachel certainly hadn't expected junior year to turn out like this, just chock-full of surprises, most of which revolve around a certain blonde, drawing them slowly together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,816 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Hotblack by fivecents reviews
Fitz has killed Eli and now Eli, guided by dead ex-girlfriend Julia, is seeing how being the person he was has affected not only his death but the people around him as well.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
My Child by Little Curious Cat reviews
A dead nanny, an investigation, an ice cream date with Aunt Abby; the day started out normal. But when a revenge seeking enemy kidnaps Tony and Ziva's daughter, their sanity, a little girl's life, and a family's well-being is left hanging in the balance.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,948 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Other Goldsworthy by 911ost at sea reviews
Eli has been hiding more than just a dead ex-girlfriend. what happens when his biggest secret comes back and attacks him? Literally! Will Eli be able to handle it, or will he finally come to terms with the fact that some things are just beyond his control
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010
Face Down by Kitkat052692 reviews
An AU story. Eli and Clare are friends and Clare is dating Fitz. But Clare hides a dark secret about her and Fitz. When she cries out who will be there?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
I Shall Now Saw This Heart in Half by Chloe Winchester reviews
We're done, Magnus" "I don't ever want to see you again, Alec " Hearts are broken, but neither one did the breaking, so who, or what, did? Malec, as usual Emotionally!HurtMagnus Emotionally!HurtAlec eventual fluff Please review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Baking by demigod4ever123 reviews
Chapter 8: Convincing Clare. Eli tries to convince Clare to come with him to a wrestling match after Adam gets sick. Cue the flirting! Based on a challenge from bcuzily. RnR?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Feeling the Love by MIGirl6225 reviews
Alec is taking his boyfriend to meet the family, but Magnus doesn't seem himself. Alec is worried. Can he fix the problem with his sudden realization, or will their relationship fall apart? Post COG. Fluffiness! :D Part Two coming soon!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Maybe Love by haless reviews
For Clare and Eli it was love at first sight. They knew what they wanted the minute they laid eyes on one another. Their relationship may face a few obstacles along the way though.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,421 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Just Not Fair by skamusic4 reviews
In 'All Falls Down', Eli mentions how he used to get bullied when he was nine. Naturally, I felt the need to elaborate. So, here's my take on Eli's tormented grade-school days.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Eli G.
If You Really Knew Me by TheRoyalAssassin reviews
What happens when Challenge Day comes to Degrassi? Relationships are tested, secrets are reveled, only question is, will they all be the same? Rated T for lots of swearing. Lots of Different POVs Clare/Eli/Adam are the main focus though.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Ding Dong! by so8what reviews
Never answer a doorbell in a towel. That was Clare's mistake. ECLARE.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
What I Missed the Most by so8what reviews
"There is going to be changes, BIG changes. When you get back from break, you won't recognize this school at all." What happens after Clare and Eli after the break? ECLARE.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Remember That I Love You by Skittle Dog reviews
Eli never wants Clare to have to get over him. But if he would die tonight, he fears he wouldn't be able to stop her. One-shot.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Perfect by pandaloong1097 reviews
ONE-SHOT!: "'We're only 25 and we have a baby.'"..."'I hate you! I hate you! I hate you'"..."I see a tuff of hair coming out and then...everything goes black."..."'She's perfect.'"
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Nothing Beats The Present by pandaloong1097 reviews
"Don't worry about this, Clare. You'll graduate in a week, then you can move in with me, and go to college, and once we finish college, we can get married, and you can have little Goldsworthy babies."
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Mine by pandaloong1097 reviews
My first songfic about EClare. "We've been dating for 2 years. And it's almost like I can see the moment we get married."..."I would never leave you. I love you, Clare."..."It was a simple silver band, with 3 small blue diamonds lining the middle..."
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Damaged by indiefaggot reviews
Everyone has a past before the house of night. Some people miss their old lives of normality but for some students being a vampire fledgling is exactly what they needed. Students like Jack Twist for example. Mature for Violence, Abuse and M/M. R&R
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Jack T., Damien M.
Forced Savior by EvilValenStrife reviews
When Fitz goes too far and gets hold of Clare, Eli's only option is to submit to Fitz. FitzxEli. It is M-rated.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Eli G., Mark F./Fitz - Complete
How To Get A Wrecked Train Back On Track by Amaya-EA reviews
Simpson gives a speech post-dance and post-stabbing to try and rebuild school morale. One-shot. R&R if you like it. R&R if you don't like it.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Snake S. - Complete
Do You Know, Clare? by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
Do you know how gorgeous you are? Do you know that I'm kind of messed up? Do you know that you erase my scars? Do you know that maybe, just maybe, I love you? Eclare. Oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Pretty Little Disasters by writergirl2003 reviews
Beth was searching for something she had lost long ago, and Kate wanted something she'd never had to begin with. Neither of them suspected that what they really needed was each other.
John Tucker Must Die - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,479 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Beth, Kate
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8836 - Favs: 7,432 - Follows: 3,875 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Lost Without You by degrssibyrd reviews
Eli and Clare are so close to being together but something was standing in the way. Will Eli let down his guard for his new love interest?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Long for the Forbidden by HeartlessEcho reviews
Clare was forbidden to Eli Goldsworthy. She was sweet sin, the pleasurable apple he wasn't allowed to pick off the tree. Oneshot. ElixClare
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Ratings by xXSundae SurpriseXx reviews
A short one-shot involving Riley and Anya. Friendship fic. R&R!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Riley S., Anya M. - Complete
Her Own Personal Mechanic by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
When Clare has a bit of a mishap while driving her mom's car, the result is her getting grounded until she gets the car fixed. And she won't go to Eli for help. Why? Her pride won't let her confess to him she crashed into a pole. Eclare. Oneshot
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
An Illustrious Pair by onceuponafanfic reviews
Eli and Clare like each other. Eli and Clalre are oblivious to this. Eli and Clare both think way tooo much. This story is about Eli and Clare. p
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Insomnia by demigod4ever123 reviews
Clare yawned. "Am I that boring?" asked Eli. "Usually, yes. But I'm just tired." Clare explained. "Let's study." Eli was so absorbed in his notes, he hadn't noticed when she fell asleep. Fluffy TWOshot. RnR?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
What's She See In Him? by Kitkat052692 reviews
KC, Dave, Wesley and Connor watch Eli and Clare hang out, and wonders "What she see in him?" ONEXSHOT
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - K.C. G., Clare E.
Collins Family Reunion by The 1000th Kiss reviews
Collins takes Angel and all of his friends to Virgina to his family reunion...but what will his family think of them? Sequel to Meet the Parents. Rated for language. R&R please!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008
Night Night by FictionNetwork reviews
this takes place at Frostbite.Mason lives in this one.Rose loses her memmory and she does not know anything about her life. She is with a new family but then she sees her friends again.Will she remember? Bad at summaries.Plz read I promise you will luv it
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
As Long as I'm With You by Sarahsota reviews
With everything going awry in Clare's life,she needs someone to talk to, someone who will listen.And Eli seems to be that someone.One early, weekend morning, will Eli be there for her?Watch the silly trouble that unfolds with our favourite couple! 1shot!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Life After Alexander by purses-and-tennis-raquets reviews
Alexander left, Raven is depressed ,and everythings a blur. But what happens when Raven discovers that not everything is how it seems. CHAPTER 6 IS FINALLLLLY UP!
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009
When A Heartbreaks by Kitkat052692 reviews
KC looks at Clare and realizes what a mistake he has made, too late. like my Gravity story but from KC's POV Song Breakeven By: The Script..
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - K.C. G., Clare E.
Hearse by Zephyr Hearts reviews
The hearse has always been meant to carry dead bodies, but for mine and Eli's situation, we had used it for a completely different reason…I just hope my mom doesn't find out about this… /Sequel is posted, Beautiful Blue Eyes/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
He Loved Her by KitCatesby reviews
He loved her. Even after he left her standing on the streets outside the DOT. He loved her. Eclare.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Love The Way It Hurts by EvilValenStrife reviews
During the fight, Fitz tops Eli. Hard... It is slash... M-rated slash...
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Eli G., Mark F./Fitz - Complete
Try Your Own Medicine by Skittle Dog reviews
Fiona decides Declan could benefit from a little bit of tough love. One-shot. Not a pairing.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Declan C., Fiona C. - Complete
sleeping by fear the unknown reviews
EliClare. —He loved watching her sleep, but he knew he loved her more.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Forbidden Bliss by ChristAineXtine reviews
Olena Belikova and Ibrahim Mazur decide to get married. Rose and Dimitri become siblings who can't stand each other. But what if Rose has a stalker? Dimitri eventually finds himself protecting his stepsister... as well as falling for her.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
bitter taste by fear the unknown reviews
ClareEli; —Eli knew that life wasn't always going to have to be bitter.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Distractions by demigod4ever123 reviews
Clare was never this distracted. Never. So why now? What was it about him that was so damn distracting? Eli had never needed a distraction. Well, maybe once, but that didn't matter now. He had her. And Clare Edwards was distracting to him. RnR? onesho
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Vampires and Notes by SlytherinHippie reviews
A collection of hilarious and crazy notes passed between the Twilight gang! Features a nutty Bella, the same old hot Edward, a sane Rosalie, Jasper the nerd, THE white vampire trash Carlisle, a perverted Aro, your favorite wolf, and Bella's pet rock Bob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Biggest Lie by moosmiles reviews
After his break up with Jenna, KC rushes to tell Clare all his pent up emotions, but Clare has something much more important to tell KC. Klare. Eclare. Oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - K.C. G., Clare E. - Complete
There's Beauty in Her Smile by jayhogartismyangel reviews
Fiona's been through alot these past few months. What happens when she meets Adam Torres, a boy with a secret, who seems to be everything that she's ever wanted? Meanwhile, Clare and Eli are close-rest of summary inside. A Adam/Fiona and EClare fic.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Fiona C., Clare E.
Diary Of A Phouka by Duck Life reviews
What goes on in the everyday life of everyone's favorite phouka? Crackfic. Please R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - The Phouka
Shameless by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Just what the name implies. Shameless Malec smut. Alec may be OOC, but don't say you don't wish it once in a while. Magnus enjoys it. So will you. Just couldn't help myself, and this was a temp cure for my writer's block. M for a REASON. very naughty.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Crime and Punishment by Kitkat052692 reviews
Inside
Crossover - Degrassi & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010
The Words Left Behind by Artemis Selene reviews
After Ella dies, Mandy comes across her unsent letters to Char. What she chooses to do with them will hopefully vindicate her goddaughter's memory. Companion to One Last Choice.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009
Innocence and Instinct still remain by Paradoxym reviews
This is about Jace and Clary's first time,this is my first story so please review and leave constructive criticism! Rated M for next chapter!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
My Name Is Adam by Kitkat052692 reviews
Adam's thoughts about starting Degrassi as transgender
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Adam T. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Magnus! by DiaryofSomeone reviews
What happens when a warlock and shadowhunter celebrate a birthday? Slash, Lemons, yaoi, m/m Edited.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Addicted by Fred-Weasley-Isn't-Dead reviews
Ellie Nash was a lot of things: A cutter, drummer, crazy, in love. But there was one thing she'd never been: Suicidal. Until now. Trigger warning: Self-harm, attempted suicide.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Ellie N., Craig M. - Complete
Stop Pretending by CatrienStardust reviews
When they're together, he demands that she puts away her masks. She's allowed to feel, really, he promises. 4:00 A.M Crellie Fluff
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Craig M., Ellie N. - Complete
Setting Sun by Litsztomania reviews
When love shows no bounds, how far will it go before it runs out? A story of Love and Truth. Please read and review. I put my heart and soul into this piece of art...LOL, jk. It's a parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Alternate Universe by Kessafan reviews
She's a badass guardian, he's a runaway with a bad attitude, both with reputations that precede them. What happens when they come together? Canon pairs and VA world... with a twist! A few Rated M parts so if you don't like that sort of thing...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 171,792 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Pandemonium by LostGetFound reviews
Jace and Clary meet for the first time in years at the club Pandemonium. Characters are human. Songfic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Outsiders at Hogwarts by Lestatic reviews
I wrote this ages ago as a little entertainment for another writer on here. Some things may be out of character because I don't know the Outsiders well and it was just a bit of fun. So either read it but don't take it too seriously or don't read it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/23/2006
Playing Games by sillysac reviews
A continuation of Rock Steady... Clary and Jace continue to develop their relationship, but when a new Shadowhunter enters the picture, things become complicated. Post COG, before COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,645 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
So Now That We Have Nothing, Let The Games Begin! by CountingOnForever23 reviews
The Cullen's get in a fight and lose everything they own for a week. When a bet is made things start to go crazy. Jasper forms a Confederacy and Emmett becomes the Wilderness Man just to mention a few things. With things this crazy who will win?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,506 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009
Black Magic Woman by Chloe Winchester reviews
Someone wants the Book of the White, and there's only one way to get it from Magnus. Alec. The Usual Malec and Clary/Jace nothing more! hurt!Alec set after COG Malec centric
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,267 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Savior by tethe'alla reviews
After her escape from Nefandus, the beating of her own heart was the only thing that made Serena Killingsworth think she was still alive.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Serena K.
Mortal Instruments Next Top Model by icaughtkira reviews
It's America's Next Top Model..but Mortal Instruments style! It has all the drama and all the hilarity. It has all our favorite characters as well as some that we love to hate. Plus the usual pairings. And some unusual ones. Who's going to be on top?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,688 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Sleepover Time by RomanticMind reviews
Abby invites Ziva for a sleepover, what happens when you put those two together? No slash, folks; Just a friendship story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unbreakable Bond by Lina Heart reviews
Schyuler is asked to do a photo shoot in paradise, with none other then Jack himself! And Sxhyuler learns of the unbreakable bond, a bond she is willing to make with Jack. Much Sexual Content, and more then one chapter if you R&R
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
What Should Have Happned That Night by Kitkat052692 reviews
What i feel should have happened between KC and Jenna in the Coaches hotel room. if this had happened, i could have liked Jenna and routed for Kenna.. a Kenna/Clenna story ONEXSHOT
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Jenna M., K.C. G.
Visits of a Godly Sort by FieryBrunette reviews
If there's anything Aphrodite adores, it's an awesome love story to meddle with. Which seems to be the exact reason she will not leave Annabeth Chase alone until the girl fesses up about her own love troubles with Percy Jackson...Percabeth! R&R please?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite - Complete
Soap by sillysac reviews
Clary plus Jace plus soap. Complete/One-shot. Written before COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
In Laughter, In Strife by LegsLegsLegs reviews
In late November of the year 1989, a probable cure for HIV/AIDS was discovered in a small laboratory in Washington state. This cure came with a side effect, however. One that would change the world. Hi, I'm Angel. And this is my story.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Angel D., T. Collins
NCIS: Nightworld Circle3 Investigation Service by TomorrowNeverCame reviews
Jenny, Ziva, Tony, and OC are Daybreak agents in Washington D.C. Gibbs, McGee, Kate, and OC are vampire hunters. What happens when work, accidents, and possibly something more brings them together? Will Gibbs team do something they regret?
Crossover - NCIS & Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Protection by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
When Angel was a teenager, she ran away, leaving behind an abusive family and a baby sister. Now, she, and our friends from the Alphabet City Avant Garde, must find her sister before it is too late.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Angel D. - Complete
Never Loved by CatrienStardust reviews
We all know the story of Max, her laughs, rare tears, and her kiss. But what we don't know is the other Max's story... Max II. There is more to her then what we know. What about HER laughs, frequent tears, and... Kiss? R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007
Wands, Wizards, and OverDue Rent by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
What is this, a Harry Potter/RENT cross-over? Is XxXThe Phantom's RoseXxX insane? Probably. What happens when the HP characters wind up in NYC? What shenanigans will they get into? And will Roger and Draco ever stop brooding? Only one way to find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2010
Favorite Decade by the one who breathes nitrogen reviews
Over one hundred years of youth after the conclusion, the members of the New Order find themselves living in Washington D.C. They live in a lovely house with lovely neighbors, including a man named Sergeant Nollen. Quite abandoned.
Crossover - NCIS & Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009
Tales of Chocolate Sauce and Murder by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
After a fight with Roger, Mimi and Angel have a girls' night. Just Angel/Mimi fluffy friendship. Rating ranges from K-plus to Teen.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Angel D., Mimi M. - Complete
Heart of Darkness, Eyes of Gold by Wolfcharm reviews
I chose to be a creature of darkness. I chose to live without the moonlight to guide me. I chose to be a Follower. A look at a past goddess and how she fell from the moonlight. *Retired*
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Serena K., Stanton
Girls' Day by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Angel drags Mark and Roger along with her on a "girls' day." Mani/pedis, shopping, boas, berets, and hilarity ensues
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Angel D., Roger D. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Honey by HeavyDrugsOrGroupHugs reviews
The girls take Angel out shopping for her birthday, but her day is nearly ruined by prejudice. Is it enough to ruin Angel's spunk?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Angel D. - Complete
The Truth by bookworm411 reviews
Angela and Bella are dormmates at Seattle University, and Angela immeadiatly notices the difference between vampire Bella and human Bella. Will she put the pieces together and find out the truth about what the Cullens are? POST BD. Angela POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Hattie Haunted by aPerfectEnding reviews
Within the story of Ella, there lies one just as difficult, just as cursed. One that is filled with the internal struggle between what is right and what is your only option. This story follows Hattie's life during the famous tale of Ella's.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009
The Fourth Time by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Roger has seen Angel cry four times. Deidcated to anyone who has ever lost someone they loved.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Roger D., Angel D.
Musical Shuffle by LorMenari reviews
10 songs...10 drabbles....Twilight :D...Jake, Alice, Emmett, Bella POV's
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fifteen Clare Edwards by Kitkat052692 reviews
Clare uses a English project to tell her story and finally find her voice.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Clare E. - Complete
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
She Was Angel by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
And she was beautiful.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Mimi M., Angel D. - Complete
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nagini: Memories of a Girl by Wolfcharm reviews
He was the one thing she most feared and most desired. She was the one who could've saved him. Harry uncovers the one thing that could've saved Voldemort from his fate. Rated T just in case. Tom/OC *Retired*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Insecurities and the like: Keller and Galen by flamerider05 reviews
Lkke the title says, insecurities and the like, the like being securities. This is a three-shot revolving around Keller and Galen from L.Jane Smith's Night World series.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - R. Keller, Galen D. - Complete
Halloween by flamerider05 reviews
The ways the characters from NW spend Halloween. 1.Ash&Mary-Lynnette 2.Delos&Maggie 3. Keller&Galen 4.Rashel&Quinn 5.James&Poppy 6.Jez&Morgead 7.Thea&Eric 8.Hannah&Thierry
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Rock Steady by sillysac reviews
It's the night before Clary's eighteenth birthday. Lemony... Post COG, before COFA and continued with Playing Games.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Call Me by ariviand reviews
A detailing of many 'missing scenes' between Alec and Magnus, starting with the first time they meet in Ch. 12 of *City of Bones* and ending with the last chapter of City of Glass. Update: Ch. 54 is up. Epilogue and thanks to the readers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 77,262 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Circle Daybreak Survey by The Bird is the Word reviews
The Circle Daybreak Members all take random surveys. R&R please! :
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hecate Witch-Queen
Rain Kissed by Beautiful-Night-Lover reviews
Three years ago Bella lost her memory. Now her doctors think that its time Bella got back to the ‘real’ world. Living with the Cullen’s is harder than it seems! AH/AU. Slightly OOC Bella’s fashion sense and a few other things suck at summary read it pl
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
The Life Of Friends by YourEyes1012 reviews
Follows the gang after that fateful Christmas Eve. Begins on Valentine's Day and has a great plot. Canon pairings plus Mark/OC. Rated for sexual content. Angel lives! Read and Review! Thanks
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,050 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009
Perceptions of Death by ashehole reviews
Catty was the creator and the destroyer. The beginning and the end. And it was a gradual process to accept this fate about herself. Oneshot.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Catty T. - Complete
Learning to Tango by footsteps in the snow reviews
Joanne walks in to Miss Porter's, and everthing changes. From crazy roommates, to hot french girls, to the craziest love triangle, the drama never stops. VERY AU. Read and Review!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,008 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Joanne J., Maureen J.
Alone by bitsoflove02 reviews
One shot, Zoey is sleeping when her enemy-turned-friend Aphrodite comes in to tell her about her night... Lemonyy nomnom. Rated M. Please review.
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Zoey R., Aphrodite L. - Complete
Truth Or Die by theslow1 reviews
What happened to Truth or Dare? The Cullens have a new game and one that will scar everyone for life with unnessecary memories. Rose and Newton, Emmett and Edward, Alice and a mud bath, and a forbidden game all wrapped into one story. Eclipse please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Forever & Always by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Cont. of 'You're on' Edward proposes to Bella, but everything goes horribly wrong on the big day & they take a break. Alice and Rosalie find Bella moping around & they go into full Girlify-Bella mode, trying to get her back in the groove full sum inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,042 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mix Up by MidnightMoonlightAngel reviews
this is a Vampire Academy/ Twilight cross-over! Its alot better than it sounds!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,581 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009
Everything Is Not What It Seems by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Bella Swan isn't really Bella Swan. She's really Aislinn Foy, the Queen of the Summer Fey. She's kept it hidden from the Cullens for so long. But what happens when someone shows up that can't be ignored? OOC.
Crossover - Twilight & Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella
The Lessons We Learn by IronicNarwhal reviews
Every tear that had to fall from my eyes. Every day I wondered how I'd get through the night...Some pages turned, some bridges burned, but there were lessons learned. A year in the life of the Bohemians. High School Fic. All canon pairings apply. Mark/OC.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,887 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Love Like Winter in the Rain by BellamMuses reviews
Bella Swan recently left her former life behind in New York city. After everything that happened in her past, Bella has left her beloved friends Angel, Mimi, and the gang behind, she has set out to Seattle to leave her troubles behind and start anew.
Crossover - RENT & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009
My Unicorn by Wincing The Night Away reviews
What happens when you combine Emmett, Alice, Bella, tattoos and an overprotective cranky Edward? R&R Another one of my random stories ;P Bad summary sorry...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Ipod Chronicles by twilight-moon09 reviews
One night Renesmee wakes up to discover what the rest of her family is doing...listening to their Ipods. But listening to what, exactly? See what happens when the Cullen family Jacob & Seth compete performing their favorite songs off their Ipods.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,691 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
One Last Choice by Artemis Selene reviews
Ella leaves the last ball without Hattie pulling off her mask. The curse remains intact, and her servitude to Dame Olga continues. Reflecting on her life as it is now, she realizes that perhaps there is still one choice she can make.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Story by SunnyDropped reviews
Songfic to Love Story by Taylor Swift. AlicexJasper, very sweet. Alice meets Jasper at a ball hosted by her father; it's love at first sight but her daddy doesn't approve. Can they still be together despite this obnoxious obsticle? R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Welcome To The 21st Century by x.Dancing.Queen.x reviews
When Gemma and Kartik are transported suddenly fron the realms to the future, they must find a way to cope with life in a strange new place. Meanwhile, Max and the flock meet two strangers who aren't even from their time, and become entangled emotionally.
Crossover - Gemma Doyle Trilogy & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
MOONLIGHT by Nymbis reviews
Of three things I was absolutely certain. One, Stanton was a Follower. Two, there was some part of him that hungered for my hope. And three, I was utterly, and irrevocably, dazzled by him. A crack parody of Twilight. Serena x Stanton, for the most part
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Serena K., Stanton
Lost In Forks by Calli3 reviews
Sadie Prince, a girl obsessed with Twilight gets sucked into the novel. Now she must find a way to get back home without getting in the way of the story she knows and loves. Based off the Lost in Austen idea
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,559 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Drill It by Nymbis reviews
There is a story on Tymmie’s face, all you have to do is connect the dots.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Tymmie - Complete
Almost Easy by ashehole reviews
10 pairings. 10 drabbles. 10 songs. Happy 4th of July, everyone!
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Vanessa C., Stanton - Complete
Prince On A White Horse by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella is a bad girl with a careless attitude. When she is forced to go live with her father and his family, will she cope? will she decided to change her ways? or will a prince on a white horse dazzle her back to goodness?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 77,382 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight love story by BeautyandtheBear reviews
The song Love story by taylor swift Twilight addition
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Goodnight by XxBrokenxBeyondxRepairxX reviews
What happens when Maggie is asleep, since Delo's death? Complete Delos/Maggie. I do not own Night World, or 'Goodnight' by Evanescence. Just the plot. Sorry to everyone who had been waiting.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Delos R., Maggie N. - Complete
Confessions of a Drug Dealer by The 1000th Kiss reviews
Who was The Man before he became The Man? My first story outside of Collins or Angel...I'm scared. R&R please.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - The Man
Thomas B Collins by The 1000th Kiss reviews
A story about Collins' childhood up until his first years in New York. R&R please!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - T. Collins
Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Always Remember by XxBrokenxBeyondxRepairxX reviews
When they find themselves in trouble, will they remember that they love eachother? Complete Delos/Maggie
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Delos R., Maggie N. - Complete
Did you Forget? by ShadowKissed-Deni reviews
Rose has finally found Dimitri. She's waited for this moment for such a long time. What will she do? Has he forgotten about her? My first one-shot songfic! Hope you like it!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Ouija Board A Night We Will Never Forget by Geminius reviews
Bella gets a Ouija board at a garage sale, night falls, and things start to get strange, then a psychic comes to the house, and something has happened, and they will never be the same. R&R! Do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
If I Can't Love Her by The 1000th Kiss reviews
Collins goes back to the apartment he onced shared with Angel for the first time since she died. Set to "If I Can't Love Her" from Beauty and the Beast. Very sad oneshot. R&R please.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - T. Collins - Complete
Trapped by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Bella wanders into unknown lands. She's trapped inside the spirit world,and wants to find a way out. She meets Edward, a spirit. What will happen when she falls in love with him? And how will she break the spirit curse? Trying something out of my element!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sneak Preview by Mistyrious Charades reviews
Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club are you?" ... Or is he? Rated M for suggestive chapters. Please read & review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
The Last Immortal Child by Geminius reviews
Amerina is the last immortal child. For years she has been in hiding, then escapes. She wanders to the Cullen's door step and befriends Renemsee. What happens when the Denali coven pays a visit? R&R, I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Du Miht Wip by Nymbis reviews
Obie is an expert on runes, and as a trade, they are an expert on him.
Sons of the Dark - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Murderous Filigree by StarWars-Freak reviews
Let's admire the pattern forming, Murderous filigree..." The filigree of an arabesque, such potential for devestation. Stanton's evaluation of six very important daughters he knows. Post TFE. Oneshot. Inspired by God Called in Sick Today by AFI.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Stanton - Complete
User's Guide to Your New Bohemian! by x Rajah x reviews
You know you’ve wished at least once for your own little Boho to love and huggle forever and ever. Well, here’s a manual to guide you should you become the lucky owner of a BOHEMIAN unit. Will expand to include every Boho, including Benny.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Better Than Love by lovelyinherbones reviews
Something he's been anticipating for years - their wedding. AU, two-shot, ridiculous fluff. Dimitri & Rose. Possibly OOC.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Shape Of Mirrors by LovelyPriestess reviews
Vanessa doesn't like how mirrors reveal the cold truth. Post 'Sacrifice'
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by LovelyPriestess reviews
For four teeangers, life consisted of drugs, alcohol, parties, and typical anguish, all imperfect. This is a renewed version of Daughters of the Moon.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
Am I not pretty enough? by LttlMssTrouble reviews
Tony gets tortured by Gibbs when Ziva is drugged with ecstasy. Say what? Exactly! Read and find out. Rated T for mention of drugs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I Am Strong by The 1000th Kiss reviews
Something happens to Mimi that she blames herself for...until a friend shows her that she is strong. Oneshot. Dedicated to Dr. Crazyhomeschooler. R&R.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Mimi M. - Complete
Alone by The 1000th Kiss reviews
Angel, Mimi, Roger, Joanne, Benny, and Maureen . . . gone. And now Mark is about to lose his last surviving friend as he remembers the others.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Mark C.
Meet the Parents by The 1000th Kiss reviews
The moment Collins has been dreading has finally arrived. Complete. Read & Review please!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Fun with Professor Collins by The 1000th Kiss reviews
Collins pulls a little trick on his students. It's a mad attempt at humor. Completely random, don't know why I wrote it, but I did. Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2008 - T. Collins - Complete
God Called In Sick Today by LovelyPriestess reviews
Beginning of book 13. After a failed escape, Vanessa and Serena have become slaves to Adamantis and Stanton. Passion. Love. Seduction. Fear. Commands. Pain. Everything is about to crash and burn. Lemons! Odd Pairings!
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
How To Get Rid of a Horcrux by Duck Life reviews
Just a short list of humorous ways to dispose of part of Voldy's soul. It's sort of Muggle-related.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
French Charm by LovelyPriestess reviews
They were both so different that she couldn't help but compare and muse. ZahixSerena, StantonxSerena.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Crimson Midnight by LovelyPriestess reviews
As the sky is painted with crimson and the darkness cloaked over the moon, all we can do is sob and scream. Final Eclipse Spoilers.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007
If You Fear the Storm Ahead by BreathOfMidnightAir reviews
Post-Musical. Elphaba discovers that she has another sister who is destined to defeat a familiar evil with her. This new sister, Maureen, does not know about magic or Oz. RENT Crossover starting at Chapter 3 lasting until the end. Fiyeraba, MaureenOC
Crossover - RENT & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 74,626 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Maureen J., Elphaba T. - Complete
Warm Milk by The 1000th Kiss reviews
Angel’s not the only one who needs comfort. Oneshot. Rating is down. R&R if you please!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - T. Collins, Angel D. - Complete
Her Lovely Virtue by LovelyPriestess reviews
Temptation is a virtuous beauty. Oneshot, SxS
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
High School Parliament by LovelyPriestess reviews
Join the DOTM, the Followers, and every other character imaginable as they struggle through high school and its many clichés, gossip stories, heartbreaks, crushes, pranks, hookups, betrayals, and secrets.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,548 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Simply Dazzling by EdwardAddict reviews
Cuddling up with the scrumptious-smelling Edward gives Bella a great idea. Why not bottle his scent and sell it? Just think how much happier the women of the world would be! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edwards Therapy Session by G-String reviews
Ever wonder what Edward Cullen is really like? Well these therapy sessions give you a real clue as to what Edward is really like. Haha not really. But wouldn't it be funny if Edward was actually like this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Bound by The 1000th Kiss reviews
What happens when Collins forgets Angel's birthday? Chapter 3 will be back up soon!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Perihelion by Nymbis reviews
Stanton Princeton had a normal life until he and his friends were attacked by people they never knew existed: Followers. Now, they find that they are the only force standing between the Atrox and the hope of all mankind. AU, role reversal.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Stanton, Karyl
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Solemn Hour by LovelyPriestess reviews
For once, in so long, she welcomed the light. Cassandra's POV.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Cognoscente by Nymbis reviews
He can‘t touch what was never his. But for an artist, observation will do just as well. Serena x Zahi, some minor Serena x Stanton and Zahi x Morgan. Winner of Best Multichaptered Romance, DotM Awards 08.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Serena K.
Scrooge You by Nymbis reviews
Lambert is an old, crotchety meaniehead who hates Christmas! Can the spirits of Christmas Past, Present and Future change his ways? A DOTM parody of A Christmas Carol featuring a rather festive Atrox, teenybopper spirits, and Tiny Tymmie. Finished!
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Lambert M., Stanton - Complete
Costume Shopping At Lingerie Stores by LovelyPriestess reviews
Where do the Daughters take their costume shopping to? After all, Halloween is approaching. [Crack fic]
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Tempo by Nymbis reviews
Four seasons, four couples and tons of fluff. 1. Chris never liked the leaves turning brown. 2. There was something deeply satisfying about her falling on her butt. 3. Mr. Wonderful had just doused her with snot. 4. I am not peeing on you.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Extras by LovelyPriestess reviews
Little oneshots about the characters who get little or no light in the series. Chapter One, Corrine.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007
Cutting Thorns by LovelyPriestess reviews
The first meeting between Jimena and Serena, along with their first battle against Followers. [Oneshot][Rated for Language]
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Her Fragrance by LovelyPriestess reviews
Guilt and abandonment were never happy thoughts for her mind. [Oneshot]
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Human by LovelyPriestess reviews
A discovery that led to more than she could handle. ONESHOT
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Love by Lambert by Nymbis reviews
Lambert is evil. He also likes money. Why not find a career that combines the two? That’s right Evil Overlord Lambert is now an official relationship therapist. Daughters of the Moon will never be the same again. Finished!
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,247 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Lambert M. - Complete
Sour Apple by LovelyPriestess reviews
He searched frantically around his neck for something that wasn't there. And I couldn't help but stare at him with pity, before I finally decided to go ahead and save him.[ONESHOT][Zahi x Serena]
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Blooded by LovelyPriestess reviews
There were other, newer Followers, ones who flaunted their allegiance to evil: they liked guns, kinves, and fists. So, what happens when the Daughters have a little runin with them? [WARNING:Character Death & Suicide]
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Raspberry Fudge by moosmiles reviews
Its her favorite cheesecake, but his favorite taste of her.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Ellie N., Sean C. - Complete
Vigoratus by LovelyPriestess reviews
Even after he betrayed us, hurt us, and stomped all over our love...we'll both still love him.'Serena didn't want to admit it, but Cassandra was right.'We're both the same right now, we need someon to turn to.'[Oneshot][Serena x Cassandra].
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
Knight in Shining Armor by Nymbis reviews
When he was little, he did always enjoy fairy tales. Stanton centric. No pairings.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Stanton - Complete
Pearl Drops: Shimmering Moonstones by ashehole reviews
Meet the newest Daughters: a love needy adoptee, a head cheerleader, a popular drama queen, and a weed smoking goth. They're nothing like the Daughters the Magna Mater once knew, but they'll have to do. They are needed for a new battle.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Complete
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Random Jokes and Drabbles:Mortal Instruments reviews
this story used to belong to ducklife and it's about the random jokes and drabbles of MI. Wow,I'm bad summaries.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011
Danger! Danger! reviews
the cullens come to la brea high. what will happen? Will they reval each other's secrets. Takes place in D.O.T.M before book 5 and in twilight after breaking dawn. Same story basically just deleted the chaptere and replaed it. read please!
Crossover - Daughters of the Moon & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010
Speak now reviews
Lucius is getting married to faith. Jessica tries to stop it, set to speak now.
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
Ncis verision of freaky friday reviews
Ziva and Tony switch places due to a fortune cookie. What advantures will happen! I suck at summaries please read.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
here we go! into twilight reviews
Lizzie Madison and her friends go into twilight.Can they keep their mouths shut about the many twists and suprises that the Cullens will have no choice but to do.what will happen when a couple of them get crushes on some of the twilight charecters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Edward
Twilight version of hunchback of Notre dame reviews
I will be using twilight names but plotline is hunchback of notre dame. Phobeus is Edward. Quaismodo is Jacob. Esmeralda is Bella. Frollo is Mike. the three gargoyles are Quil,Embery,and Sam.
Crossover - Twilight & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2009
Karoke:Cullen style reviews
All the Cullens are bored. So Emmett sugests they do karoke but they sing a song from their ipod. Will utter choas erupt? Read to find out. Don't flame this story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella
Cinderalice reviews
Alice's parents were famous singers then one day her mother dies. Her father remarries. Alice is an outcast. Then one day Jasper and Cassandra come to school.Cassandra and Alice are istanly friends but what will happen when she starts crushing on Jasper.
Crossover - Twilight & Another Cinderella Story - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Alice
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