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Joined 02-28-09, id: 1851594, Profile Updated: 05-27-16
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー, Supernatural, and Kingsman: The Secret Service.

I deleted a lot of stories because they are affronts the English language and humanity as a whole. I am not sorry.

I've phased out of the Naruto fandom, I am very sorry about that, y'all are great. BUT, I am still into Tiger and Bunny, I'm still obsessed with Sam Winchester and Crowley, and I am now officially Kingsman trash. Yaaay.

I have an AO3 account as well, now, and I'm going to be filling it up with Supernatural fics as soon as I decide which ones are good enough.

(*the world loves you*)

(And thank you, thank you, thank you, to everyone who has ever even glanced at my clumsy attempts to put my stupid ideas into words. Every number, word, and click has made me so much more confident to keep up this silly writing thing, and they mean the world to me. You're all precious sunbeams and I love you.)

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Dancing Boy by Spinning-In-Infinity reviews
00Q AU. James is a history teacher, Q is a ballet dancer. A chance meeting sparks off a story of fluff, passion, and everything in between. Who knows - it might even lead to love. Rated M for sex and language in later chapters.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - James Bond/007, Q 3
Defying the Future by Dareagon reviews
After the final battle, Naruto is send back in time. He is once again a genin. but he's not the only one who travelled back... Will he be able to change things for the better? Kakanaru, Naruto with bloodline merboy! ON HOLD, considering rewrite
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,753 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sasuke U.
Chronicles of Everyday Life by vernajast reviews
SasuNaru, NaruSasu lighthearted AU shorts. Somewhat connected, but can be read as one-shots, too. Sasuke and Naruto live in an ritzy condo together. Their relationship has its ups and downs, but in the end, they belong together, and they both show it in subtle ways. No angst if I can help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
lessthanthree by moon strut reviews
"You kneed some girl in the ovaries, were sexually harassed by Sasuke, and then proceeded to duct tape him to the treadmill. How's that for a party?" IMs, text messages, and Facebook. Many things could go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Purgatory by ContraryMaryBee reviews
Purgatory, between the living and the dead. He had always been a strange boy, now, they all realize just how different he is. Take your pills Naruto, for all our sakes. Rated M for lots gore and swearing. Insane!Naruto KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,665 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Stray by pretense reviews
GrimmUlqui ONESHOTS. Eleventh Stray: Resurrection The last war was still too vivid in his mind for Hueco Mundo to start a new one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,593 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Are You Man, Or Ghost? by ladywinterfic reviews
Naruto oneshots, non-pairing. This is marked as complete due to each story being self-contained, but this will be updated as fic gets produced.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Pet Pet by Dior Crystal reviews
Forced into working at Ulquiorra's pet store, Grimmjow thinks that he'll hate it. But as time passes by, he realizes that maybe, just maybe, it's not that bad. AU. UlquiGrimm. Written for SenayDragon.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Sooner It Will by ladywinterfic reviews
War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over. YAOI, KakaNaru, ANBU!Naruto, panicking!Kakashi, ruthless!Sandaime, READ. THE. WARNINGS. --- Chapter 7: Brainbreaking for everyone. Yes, everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,427 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Kakashi's Laptop by lilgal22 reviews
Kakashi buys a laptop, but little does he know the can of worms he just opened is about to explode in his face. Konoho will never be the same again! WARNING: Rating might go up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
Messin' with Ichigo by Kurotsuki-Tenchi reviews
Shirotsuki-Tenchi: A reborn Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are bored, so they decide to go taunt er visit Ichigo in Karakura town. How will Ichigo respond when he sees them again? Companion piece to 'Existing for that feeling' but can be read alone. GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction by Emerald Tiara reviews
A clear example of the chaos caused by ninjas finding fanfiction. What happens when a group of Konoha shinobi are intorduced to the horror that is Mitsuki, the MarySue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007
Salvage by pretense reviews
Lt.Jeagerjaquez took up law enforcement just so he could legally carry around a gun and shoot people without getting jailed. So what's he supposed to do when he lands himself with a not-quite-damsel in a big, big mess? GxU. On Permanent Hiatus, Sorry
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Kiss You, Kill You by Hyacinthe Cassiline reviews
It started with a burning hatred. Slowly, it changed into something Grimmjow hadn't expected it to be.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Once is never enough by CrimsonGear reviews
Fluffy GrimmUlqui request from Dior Crystal. Warning, OOC-ness, possible bad humour and bright colours. Rated because I cursed twice in it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Love With A Kitty Isn't Bestality, Right? by 0mohni0 reviews
Ulquiorra is in love with a cat. Aizen and Gin take the matter into their highly capable, moisterized hands, and all hell breaks loose! Ulquiorra x Grimmjow, Ilforte x Szayel, Grimmjow x Ilforte. MORAL OF THE STORY: Love In Hueco Mondo Leads to Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Hullo by pretense reviews
Arrancars. In Hogwarts. Still not enough reason for you? Well, it was funny that he kept coming across that jade-eyed Ravenclaw without ever knowing his name. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Crazed Interlude by Reever Rayne reviews
Alt Universe:Iruka is crazy...Very crazy....to the point he was placed in a mental institute.... okay... the summery sucks...but read it anyway!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Iruka U., Anko M.
Underneath by BigFatWannaBe reviews
Even the elite are human. They too hurt and feel fear. One man fears the pain that comes from loss. In one carefree moment, he lets his caution aside. His most important person is in front of him. Just let them in. Life is too brief as it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Catwalk by pretense reviews
‘Ulquiorra’ and ‘indifferent’ are basically two synonymous words. But everything changes when our protagonist wakes up one morning sharing a bed with the latest celebrity sensation in town. AU. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,383 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Snow by Noodle-strand reviews
TobixDeidara. Tobi has a little surprise for Deidara. Sorry if this has uploaded 3 times, it keeps getting all messed up when I submit it . :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Obito U., Deidara
Wishful Dreaming by darkelf1600 reviews
Returning to Konoha after training with Jiraiya, what will Naruto find. How is everyone after all these years? Will his feelings from the past resurface? KakaNaru eventually, lol
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
They don't teach you this at school by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
They didn't teach you this at school.. and they certainly didn't prepare jounins for this. So what is a man to do when he is faced with 3 teenagers on the brink of puberty? No pairs, pure crack and mild insanity that I like to call humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
This Is My Destiny by Raine Ishida reviews
Tenten's life is pretty mundane. She runs a dance studio with Shikamaru and recently moved in with Gaara. However, she never saw herself actually falling for her quiet, redheaded roommate... TenGaa, SasuNaru, ShikaTem. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,309 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
The Human Blade by Kuyugen reviews
KakaNaru, ItaNaru. 3 months after the Akatsuki extermination, problems still abound for 'Fox' soon-to-be-Hokage and recently admitted into the ANBU. His squad captain Kakashi is going mad, his team is acting up, and war looms on more than one horizon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,996 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Naruto in: THERAPY! by ellie216 reviews
I am SOO sorry I accidentally deleted this! DX Summary: I bring various Naruto characters in for therapy. God knows they need it. DON'T LET ME DIE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
My Savior's Secret by xMysterious Darknessx reviews
KakaNaru. Highschool Fic. Naruto's luck has been failing him and he's just lost his apartment. Who better than to take him in than his anti-social teacher Kakashi Hatake? Could this be just what the two need? Could this be… fate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
When the Elevator Gets Stuck by Melby7777 reviews
One day at the office, the elevator gets stuck with two of the workers inside. What exactly goes on inside the elevator when Kakuzu is stuck with his annoying boyfriend?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
In Stitches by Subieko reviews
A collection of Kakuzu/Hidan oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Soup by LykeOmgz reviews
Deidara is feeling a bit under-the-weather. Tobi helps.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Pandemonium by Thorn In Your Side reviews
ShikaTema scenefic. Which is just a quirky way of saying a scene I was thinking of fitting into a multichaptered dealie that didn't work out. Why do all the loud ones find Shikamaru?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Happily Forever After by perplexic reviews
This is not love. Maybe/Maybe Not KakuzuHidan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Failure by Violet Garnets reviews
According to everyone in Konoha, Kakashi is a failure as a teacher. But Naruto doesn't really get it. Fluff. KakaNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gelato by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Once in a while, Feliciano’s ideas weren’t so terrible. Germany/Italy fluff. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Fighting Dreamers by Thorn In Your Side reviews
All it takes is a song on repeat. An evil organization of super models in disguise. A girl determined to write crack, and a large bottle lemonade. Et voila, ceci.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Blunt? by Reever Rayne reviews
Naruto is clearly not mine...Iruka X Anko.... When Anko got curious...And ask a Really rude question....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Anko M., Iruka U.
Legend Of Naruto by Leaf Ranger reviews
Naruto brings Sasuke back, only to be banished. But out in the world, he discovers new evils that threaten Konoha. With the help of a hero from another realm, he moves to protect his home. OC by Allan Pike. NaruHina of course.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,822 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Link - Complete
Nothing Stops It Happening by vernajast reviews
Kakashi and Team 7 have gone missing in action. Violent little piece. Character deaths. T for imagery. Canon world, AU timeline as Minato survived the Kyuubi. Yondaime/Kakashi plus genin Team 7 and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
The Stuffed Man by vernajast reviews
black, blood, blue, bang - Four short, mostly-unrelated pieces written under the influence of far too much T.S. Eliot. Violence, blood, death. Unrealized Yondaime x Kakashi. It started with a kiss, a few sparse words...there is no finale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Odious Adoration by vernajast reviews
He wouldn't go away, no matter how often he claimed to 'hate your guts' and you insulted, kicked, punched, ignored him. Sasuke introspective comparing Naruto and Itachi and his relationship with each. Short, canon timeline/world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chemistry by chuppa chupsz reviews
She needs private lessons in chemistry, he's the smartass... will the chemistry between them react? or will it be right? 24 CHAPTERS!COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,927 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Forbidden Secret by Tossino reviews
So... Sasori was dead now was he? And it was time to get a new partner. Damn it... It better not be some idiot. Like that Tobi. DeiTobi/TobiDei fanfic. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,483 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Obito U.
The Salvation Of Naruto Uzumaki by Coldpockets reviews
KakaNaru. 50 sentences. "In a way, Naruto and Kakashi need each other—kindred spirits found too early, or too late, broken into pieces."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
And I Will Assume That Mantle by Emerald Tiara reviews
They don't see it, the fools. They don't see why their unchanging traditions and egotistic mannerisms are wrong. They don't see why I am right, all they can do is hurl blind accusations. Well, I never expected them to understand anyway. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Independent Man by Cyberwing reviews
After his encounter with Anko, Iruka discovers that he has developed multiple personality disorder. One Shot. IrukaXAnko...Somewhat of a sequel to Independent Woman
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
We Were Meant To Be by iffulovedme reviews
Kakashi/Naruto. Kakashi/Obito. Naruto has a crush on Kakashi and is willing to do anything to make him see that they're meant to be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
New Years Kiss by 1moonwitch reviews
Ibiki x Shizune! One mandatory holiday party...Two wallflowers... One steamy kiss..all ending in love!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ibiki M., Shizune - Complete
Odd Couple by Subieko reviews
No one really understands why Kakuzu and Hidan get along, not even the men themselves. Kakuzu/Hidan oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Days in Paradise Screw that! Days in Akatsuki HQ! by Nightingale-san reviews
Ever wondered what Akatsuki REALLY do in their HQ? Those typical days?...Deidara the Terrorist...Hidan is God...Zetsu eats ipods...Itachi is blind...Kakuzu is an elitist...Total Akatsuki randomness and OOCness! Rated T for curses, Romance and some Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Deidara, Obito U.
As The Last Candle Burns by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
UPDATED: Jan 1, 2009 - Naruto will do anything to save the future and the people in it, even if it means going back to the very beginning. “For all my precious people…for you, Kakashi. I’ll do it for you.” /Kakashi x Naruto/ It's true, chapter 3 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,734 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The five days of Christmas disaster by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
2 very short Christmas themed stories, one KakaNaru and the other hinting at the pair. Mostly fluff and humor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Listen to the rain by Lunalover009 reviews
Short drabble kakanaru lying in bed listening to the rain Naruto thinks over the night he shared with his sensei and the 3 little words that were whispered to him in between the sweet nothings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
This Isn't A Joke by Isabella and me reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan both stared at the piece of paper. "Please tell me this is a joke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Stars Above by HeartsDragon reviews
One was the sun one the moon, who were the stars? No pairings intended. REALLY SHORT STORY.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
All the Small Things by Violet Garnets reviews
These little moments are what ties their lives together. KakaNaru. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tomfoolery by Thorn In Your Side reviews
The rookie nin and Team Gai get what's been coming to them. Total crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Why I'm Not Allowed To by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Drabbles on why each Naruto character is prohibited from doing something...OC inclusion because I love Hoshi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Shortage by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Ryuk can get quite testy during an apple shortage. Light is not so happy with being stuck in a room with him... Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Habit by Vicadin-Tea reviews
Maybe we were too used to each other. That's why after we broke up, I started to be three hours late and he began to eat ramen. KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
KakaNaru by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Three separate oneshots on the pairing when I was going through my KakaNaru phase…it didn’t last long, but I spewed these monstrosities out. And now I’m releasing them onto you! –evil laugh-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unmasked by DetoxAngel reviews
Couldn't think of a better title. Read A/N before reading. Alternate story for OMG, Kakashi sensei is hot! Completely different plotline. Kaka/Naru/Sasu. Sakura-bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Rumor has It by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Don't think its the fic version of the movie now...Kakashi spreads some rumors about Anko and Iruka. But are they really just rumors?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
The Essential Guide to Eragon Mary Sue by Emerald Tiara reviews
We've all encountered her. We all have many futile attempts of avoidence to our name. We must learn how to defend ourselves. We must fight! discontinued
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
The real mask of a Ninja by monkeygodlance reviews
Many Shinobi wear masks to hide their identity. Some wear a different mask. This is the story of one of those Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
OMG, Kakashi sensei is hot! by DetoxAngel reviews
CHAPTER SIX IS UP. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Kakashi H.
Train Me! by honeysuckelvine reviews
Set after the half of the Chunnin exam, Naruto begs for training from Kakashi but is denied! He is not very happy about it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,306 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
One Way To Put It by Aurifex reviews
[KonaPein, implied other pairings] It's hard being the only heterosexual left in the whole place...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Amazing Narusasu Parody Fic by niver reviews
Naruto is seme. Sasuke is uke. High school stuff happens. NARUSASU FOREVER! /A Narusasu parody fic that any Sasunaru fan could enjoy/ /Narusasu fans that can't take a joke might hate this, those who can might not/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sea Serpent by Liara-Shadowsong reviews
A tale of Umino Iruka and Mitarashi Anko from their Academy days, through their teens, to the series as they deal with the life of a ninja. This is a stand alone prequel to Fox Angel and Fox's Wings. For a Twenty Themes contest that lacked a number 16.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
FIRST LOVE by Vicadin-Tea reviews
AU. Arranged marriage is never a good thing. Especially when one party is an 18 year old and still in high school while the other is a 29 year old aspiring pervert. Ah well, may love conquer all. KakaXNaru mainly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,422 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Independent Woman by Cyberwing reviews
Anko considers herself as an independent woman...But that's where her problem starts! A 100 word drabble. [AnkoXIruka]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
30 Ways to Misuse Zar'roc by Emerald Tiara reviews
Just what the title says... Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
There Is No Arizona by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
She was safe in his arms against everything. AnkoIruka, implied rape, and no, Iruka does not. Songfic to Jamie O'Neal's There Ain't No Arizona.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
The Present by saki-kun reviews
It’s Anko’s birthday, the only thing she wanted for her birthday present is…Why don't you find out yourself? IruAnko OOC Oneshot Plz RR! Completed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 655 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thank God I'm a Girl by rocky reviews
Ginny reflects on her relationships with her various brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Ginny W.
Harry Has Two Godfathers by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2002
The Crepes of Wrath by rocky reviews
Mrs. Weasley finally has had enough of Fred and George’s pranks. She has a few tricks up her sleeves, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2002 - George W.
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Recklessness is good for you sometimes. So go ahead and dance.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2016 - G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad - Complete
Water reviews
In which creature-hunter Harry meets water-sprite Eggsy.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2016 - G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad - Complete
Spiraling reviews
It started out fine, y'know... but of course, everything gets worse eventually. (Kotetsu 1st person, UA (universe alterations))(unfortunately turning out to be much darker than intended)
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,755 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger
A Moment of Comfort reviews
For screaming-towards-apotheosis on tumblr. Sammy is having a bad day, so Crowley gives him some comfort.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Sam W., Crowley - Complete
Experimental reviews
For ruledbycrowley on tumblr. Sam finally bends, and Crowley is very happy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Sam W., Crowley - Complete
We've Met Before reviews
A lot things can be different, if you change one thing. The timing of a first meeting, for instance, can unite those who would've been bitter foes into two very different people...
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny
I Am Still Here reviews
No matter how bad things get... no matter how far you are from home... no matter if you've lost hope or are imprisoned or simply can't do anything, to save yourself or another... I will always be there for you. Don't forget me. I'm still here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Impulse reviews
Amusing things happen when you're forced to spend the night at someone's house... You can never predict what they are. But sooner or later, something's going to happen. TigerxBunny, T for safety
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
England and the Unicorn reviews
India gave England some drugs. HO NOES! Will England find the Unicorn in time? READ TO FIND OUT. /Yes, I know it's crap. Because it's my second Hetalia fic. TT TT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
This is not Home reviews
This safe village is not my home... Home is the clash of blades, the smell of blood and rotting flesh..." A small tidbit I wrote. R&R, please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Someday reviews
Right, I don't know what prompted me to write this, but I think it's good. KakaNaru, fluffy at parts. Please don't flame me too hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Jabberwocky reviews
Bunch of random bits of KakaxNaru fluff that I wrote. The first bit I'm not very proud of, but, well... anyway, Jabberwocky was written by... Lewis Caroll, I think? I felt like nonsense stuffs, and it was perfect. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete