I do not feel up to writing a profile and the one I had before hadn't been changed since way back when I was in high school. It was weird, I'd forgotten how out there I could be at times.
But I come in peace. In the name of fanfiction. That is why I am here.
Found the site sometime in 2007, signed up in 2009; haven't turned back since.
I'm not too much of a writer myself but do I love reading what others come up with (as shown by the number of favorited down below).
My praises to all of the authors here for being so creative and wonderful. You make up about a forth of my life. Woot!
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If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I let my mind wander, but it never came back.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back. You don't determine who has more fun by the color of their hair, orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. So STFU
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. - Mark Twain
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Boldly going nowhere!
You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.
I’m not lying...I’m writing fiction with my mouth