Found the site sometime in 2007, signed up in 2009; haven't turned back since.
I'm not too much of a writer myself but do I really love reading what others come up with.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
I let my mind wander, but it never came back.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own."
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back. You don't determine who has more fun by the color of their hair, orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. So STFU
Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. - Mark Twain
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Boldly going nowhere!
I’m not lying...I’m writing fiction with my mouth