Mrs.Alisha.Felton
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Hi everyone!!

I'm Mrs.Alisha.Felton. (but my real last name isn't felton- as much as i wish that it was... :) Here's some information about me...

I live in Australia.

I am 15

I love camping, skiing, swimming and bike riding

I can speak French, Chinese and some Italian (VERY little (eg. hello, 123), and English (if you count that)


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


"I didn't loose my mind, i sold it on eBay."

"Ride it like you stole it."

"Think of it as an epic battle with a kick-ass soundtrack."

Plz read and review my story!!

Alisha

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The Beginning of the End by CrescentMoon12 reviews
Here Harry still has to face Voldemort again and again, but this time he has Lily and James to guide him through the struggles he faces whilst fighting the world's most evil wizard.
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Potions by tasha27 reviews
James is having trouble with his potions essay. What kind of Potion you ask? Amorentia. L/J
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The Challenges of Parenthood by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily and James become a bit too paranoid when they notice Harry doing something odd. Or, really, was it that odd?
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The Princess Party reviews
After Breaking Dawn. No Renesmee. Alice has a plan, it involves no guys, princess costumes, 4 cullen girls, and much more. Welcome to the Cullen Princess slumber Party! What will happen when Emmett has an idea? I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
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