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Joined 03-16-02, id: 185202, Profile Updated: 07-25-10
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Homer.

Hello to all the 10's of people who may actually read this. My name is Joie, and I'll be your tourguide today. If you look straight up, you'll see all of my 'vital' info: name/e-mail/ticket to Hell/etc.

If you look below you, you'll see all the loverly fic that I've been able to archive here. Some of the extreamely racy stuff is on my LJ safely flocked away from underage eyes. I'm not a very prolific writer. Most of what I write is below the 500 words range. I do pride myself on my drabbling skills, however. I love the challenge that comes with fitting so much into just 100 words. I'm working on a new series (again, mostly short shorts) that explain my "personal cannon" in the HP-verse. I likely won't start to post that until I've had a chance to write several characters. Each character with their own chapter. I welcome con-crit, and already have several in my reviews. All I ask is that if the story is short, it is most likely meant to be that way, please don't comment saying so. I don't post WsIP, except in the case of a series that may be related but not meant to be read in any order.

As for personal stuff, I'm 25 and a and work in broadcasting, while I take a break from school. I'm from a small midwestern town that's next to a rather large river. I write/read almost exclusively slash or gen, with a little het thrown in once and awhile. Umm...what else...I'm bisexual (or maybe pansexual, haven't quite got that far in the personal introspection) I love cats, adore shows like House, Psych, Medium, and Crossing Jordan. I joined fandom in 2001, and my first story was and Orlando Bloom/Mary Sue NC-17 fic that I posted here (and have long since deleted). I like to think I've improved both in writing and in taste since then.

I do offer beta services to anyone who might be interested, although I don't have as much time to devote to it as I used to. All the info about my fandoms, beta style, and wills and won'ts is above. Because I don't always get timely updates from this site, if you need or want to reach me, just e-mail me directly at the address in my profile.


He Defines Me old version by PissedOffEskimo reviews
AU HPLV HPDM HPSS HPLM Rather than kill him, Voldemort hid Harry's existence from the world and raised him as a pet. Fourteen years later, Harry's rescued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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The Trojan Letter Project reviews
The Trojan War as observed by Eris, the goddess who started it all. Concept: What would happen if the Gods used email to communicate.
Homer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Headmaster reviews
Two Short drabble in the history of Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape. Implied chan and child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Showers reviews
Harry loves showers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Book Shopping reviews
Drabble. TerryMandy are antique book shopping
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Terry B. - Complete
First Kiss reviews
Written for Flufflyllama. Fred and George's first kiss. Twincest and underage
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - George W. - Complete
It's Still Rock and Roll To Me reviews
Draco tries to give Harry a lesson in the latest style, can he change his mind? Second in the Billy Joel song-fic series Humor, slash references
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Only the Good Die Young reviews
Draco puts pressure on Ginny to take their relationship up a notch A humorus songfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete