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My name's Sabbie. That's short for Sabrina =) I live just north of London :D Aggh I don't know which I like best! Skiing or Twilight??


Chapter 10 - Pictures of Treasure



Chapter 10 - Picture of Treasure's Mum

Chapter 10 -Picture of Indigo (Treasure's brother)

Chapter 10 - Picture of Aurora (Treasure's sister)

-Lady-O-Twilight a.k.a Karina is the best person i've ever met and I consider myself privilaged to call her my best friend. LOVE YOU!!


Band/Artist = RHCP or Muse or Taylor Swift

Tv program = Friends or 90210

Food = Lasagne or cookies

Fruit = strawberries

Drink = Nesquick strawberry milkshake

Book = His Dark Materials / The Time Travellers Wife / My Sisters' Keeper

School Lesson= Drama / English

Sport= Badminton / Skiing!!

Actress= Abigail Breslin / Dakota Fanning

Actor= Will Smith / Ricky Gervais / Ben Stiller to name a few!

Animal = Dogs / Dolphins

Breakfast = Special K Bliss. With a hot chocolate. Or honey shreddies! ~drools~

Colour = Blue. Preferably sparkly :D

Shoes = Trainers

Ice Cream = Strawberry

Holiday = California

Song RIGHT NOW =She Wolf - Shakira

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious. OTHER use...?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

If you found these just too funny, put them on your profile too!

Dear Jacob,

I win.

Sincerly, Edward.

Put this on your profile if you think it was cruel to put the letter 'S' in the word 'lisp'.

- Bella's going to stare at Edward in a minute. Look normal. - Alice in Midnight Sun.

- A hundred yards away, Mike Newton was lowering Bella's limp body to the sidewalk. She slumped unresponsively against the wet concrete, her eyes closed, her skin chalky as a corpse.
I almost took the door off the car. - Edward in Midnight Sun.

And, by the way, I adore you...in frightening, dangerous ways.- Edward thinking in Midnight Sun

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Baby Doll by Master Spy advenger reviews
Alice is a star soccer player, honor roll student, and an all around perfect near fifteen year old girl. Now, she will add one more item to that list. Mother. Can she deal with a teen pregnancy, and falling in love at the same time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Flashback by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
Electra wakes up on the morning of the Reaping for the 88th Hunger Games,this time 14 years ago, someone close to her was doing the same.What happens when Electra's name comes up in the Reaping?How will the Capitol work their ways on the tributes?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Clove
Chaos At The Theme Park by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when Nessie wants to go with her family to the theme park?Emmett is screaming on a ferris wheel,Rosalie gets her hair stuck to a belt on a rollercoaster..... read for more funny events!Will need ideas for future chapters. Some characters OOC!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
Things each of the Cullen kids can't do by Master Spy advenger reviews
Carlisle is done with his kids behavior, so he makes lists of things they have done and can't do any more. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Not the only ones in town by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
The Cullens have moved to San Francisco.Alice is having visions, they aren't the only vampires around. What happens if these vampires happen to be working for the Volturi?What if a strange group of vampires come to help kill the Volturi once and for all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Angel by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
Edward left Bella, and she married Jacob. He's been abusing her for a few months, Edward is broken... what happens when Alice sees a vision of Bella crying out for Edward? What happens if Jacob wants to end Bella's life? ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edwards Pastimes Oneshots by Kelschadsley reviews
What does Edward do in his spare time? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Things Emmett is not allowed to do by Kelschadsley reviews
what is emmett not allowwed to do? come and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2008
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Roots reviews
THIS ISN'T A TWILIGHT FANFICTION- this is from a film called roots, but it isn't on the category list, so it's just under twilight. Sorry for confusion, would appreciate readers : ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009
Renesmee Carlie Cullen reviews
I'm Renesmee Cullen and I'm half vampire. It's actually not as freaky as it sounds. But humans don't know about any of it. That's why I was more than a little freaked out when I met the one human who did. It's a small world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie