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Author has written 21 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, D.Gray-Man, Rurouni Kenshin, Charmed, Winx Club, Avatar: Last Airbender, Originals, Rise of the Guardians, Supernatural, Fairy Tail, Kingdom Hearts, Twilight, and Frozen.
CHECK OUT THE 4 WITCHES by AlliJanieLenaScar4! My three friends and I are writing an 80 chapter HP story about four girls at Hogwarts when Charlie and Bill are there. :)
!! IMPORTANT A/N!! I'm not going to be available on FF.net for a while. If you want to PM me and talk, be patient b/c I'll have to wrestle the computer away from my brother to do this or jet down to the local library to answer. Obviously, chapters to any stories or new ones will not be posted either. My personal computer crapped out on me. Love all of you for being so understanding! bd
What time is it? 11:03
What is your name? Silver!!! xD
What is your age? Somewhere between 1 and 100.
When is your b-day? I decided to actually tell you. June 2nd
DeviantArt account name: Same as this name. DGMSilverAirHead03.
1) I'm a Narutard. I love Naruto, in the most brotherly way possible, because he's just as insane as me and most of my friends. I love Sakura as a sister because she is strong-willed & just strong in general. And I love Sasuke, in a completely NON fangirl way, cuz he's awesome. He's just being stupid right now. Extremely. Stupid. *crushes the life out of a Sasuke plushie*
2) I am on Team Jacob. Please don't kill me you rabid Edward Cullen fans cause I love him, too. Jake just needs more love.
3) I love the manga and anime D. Gray-Man. I love Kanda. He is the awesome-est person in that manga besides Lenalee and Allen. Lavi's pretty cool, too.
4) People tell me I have a short temper. I prefer to call it, 'a swift and assertive response to the bullshit surrounding stupid people.'
5) I just realized something: Cross from D. Gray-Man has been the hide-and-seek champion of the world for 4 years!! Beat that Waldo!
Pairings I enjoy reading/writing about
SasuSaku- Don't even try to tell me that they don't belong together. I may just try to find and kill you. So for your safety and my sanity, don't bash this pairing.
NaruHina- They're perfect for each other. Don't argue with me on this one. 'Nuff said.
NejiTen- See NaruHina.
ShikaTema- It's pretty frickin' obvious.
ItaIno OR KibaIno- I like both. I think Ino with Itachi would be kinda cute (even if they haven't met). Ditto for Kiba and Ino.
GaaMatsu- They, in my opinion, are incredible together. And I'm sick of hearing people say that Gaara and Sakura should be together. It's just wrong. *shudders violently*
Digimon- the 4 seasons that I've seen
Kouzumi- Kouji and Izumi are just too darn adorable!! XD
Kouichi X OC- He's so alone, so any OC is good for him.
Takari- T.K. and Kari are even better than Kouzumi!!
Ken X Yolei- I think she just brings out that kindness he's supposed to have!
Matt X Sora- Sora and Tai just felt wrong so... yeah. Plus, I really think that they should be together.
Paul X Dawn- It's sooo CUTE!!
Ash X Misty- I've been a fan of that one since day one!
Drew X May- It's a prickly relationship but still great!
Leaf X Gary- Who else is he gonna be with? MISTY? No.
Kanda X Lenalee- I can't see her with Allen or Lavi and Bak creeps me out.
Allen X Road- I know she's evil but I just love them!!
Lavi X Miranda/OC- She needs someone like Lavi. And I like to randomly pair him up with girls that are able to kick his butt. It's fun!
Sora X Kairi- They're just too cute!
Leon X Aerith- Cloud scares me so she's with Leon!
Namine X Roxas- Awww!
Olette X Seifer- Me no likey Hayner and OlettePence is just WRONG!!!
Riku X Xion- She is just like Kairi and Namine 'cept she's dead and the only other person she could be with (in my opinion) belongs with Namine.
Aqua X Terra- They're both pretty mature and I think she already has a crush on him anyway.
Thank You--> Pokemon, during Sinnoh.
Exorcists- The Next Generation--> D. Gray-Man.
Away--> D. Gray-Man.
Gone--> D. Gray-Man.
Lost--> D. Gray-Man.
Window--> D. Gray-Man.
Crazy--> Rurouni Kenshin.
Can I Keep It?--> Harry Potter, NextGen (my universe).
Wyatt's Prom Nightmare--> Charmed, post Forever Charmed.
Albus Potter and the Exorcists--> Harry Potter/D. Gray-Man crossover, HP NewGen (not my universe).
The Creeper--> Harry Potter, post-Hogwarts.
The Letter--> Harry Potter, NextGen (my universe).
Family--> The Originals
The Legacy Trilogy: Part One, Five Friends--> Winx Club, post series.
Stories in Progress
Two Sides of a Coin--> Pokemon, post series, Kanto region.
In the Making
Runaway--> Beyblade, post 3rd season.
Three Isn't Always a Crowd--> Kingdom Hearts, AU
D. Gray-man- Exorcists, The Next Generation
Danielle "Danni" Calleja (Ascended)--> Exorcist/Ark Musician. Sixteen. Anti-Akuma weapon: Vox Angeli. Long brown hair, brown eyes, tan skin. No picture available.
Gwen McKinley. Exorcist/Dreamwalker. Fifteen. Anti-Akuma weapon: Reoite and Oighir. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/#/d59xvtz
Nikita "Nikki" Ivanov--> Exorcist/Bookman apprentice. Seventeen. Anti-Akuma weapon: Saighdeoir. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Nikita-Ivanov-346926752
Zane Elliot (deceased)--> Finder turned Exorcist. Eighteen. Anti-Akuma weapon: Elisium. Six feet tall, blonde, grey eyes. No picture available.
Keith Renaldi--> Finder. Sixteen. Red hair, blue eyes, freckles. No picture available.
Vani Douglas (deceased)--> Exorcist. Fourteen. Anti-Akuma weapon: Ve'ti and Verite. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Vani-Douglas-346931373
Alice Jones (deceased)--> Exorcist. Seventeen. Anti-Akuma weapon: Maiestate. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Alice-Jones-346933934
Tsiyone Binesi--> Exorcist. Seventeen. Anit-Akuma weapon: Angin. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/#/d59xvj8
Road's uniform: http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Road-s-Uniform-346933571
Pokemon- Two Sides of a Coin
Tori Birch--> Sixteen. Hometown: Lavender Town. No relation to the Professor in Hoenn. Current Pokemon: Growlithe and Bulbasaur. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Tori-Birch-346943371
Tomo Birch--> Sixteen. I'm tall with black hair that reaches the middle of my neck and it's dyed red at the tips. I have steel grey eyes and one ear pierced with a thin gold wire loop. I actually have a bit of muscle which you can kinda see under my clothes which are a black wife beater with a black button up shirt over it and dark blue jeans with back combat boots. People tell me I'm Tori's exact opposite personality-wise. I'm hyper, loud, been called crazy numerous times and like to fish! (Think Ash but not as annoying). I'm grumpy when I'm sleepy and a little violent when people hurt those I care about. My parents are dead and I live with my grandfather on Cinnabar Island. Like my sister, NO RELATION TO THE PROFESSOR!! I have my pokemon Vulpix with me and I've caught a Hosea.
Jacinta Rallis--> Thirteen. Hometown: Ecruteak City. Can understand pokemon. Current Pokemon: Two Eevees, a boy and a girl who wears a pink bow on her ear. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Jacinta-Rallis-346936527
Kestrel Ann Rassmusen--> Seventeen. Wand: 11 inches, willow, dragon heart-string core, very swishy. Half blood. Ravenclaw. Future occupation: Healer or a goblin liason. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Kestrel-Rasmussen-346935457
Harry Potter- my universe, Harry is an Auror and Ginny stays home. Ron is an Auror and Hermione works in Goblin Liason. Draco is hired on as the DADA professor in Al, Rose and Scorpius' second year. Astoria stays home. Dudley is a banker and his wife Kathleen stays at home. James is born in 2004. Albus, Scorpius and Rose are born in 2006. Draco and Astoria have a second son Regulus and Dudley and Kathleen have a daughter Lila, born 2007. Dudley has two other children, Leanne and Leo, born in 2009 and 2014, respectively.
Lila Lily Dursley--> age as 'The Letter': Eleven.
Regulus Orion Malfoy--> age as of 'Untitled Story': Eleven
Michelle Lacey Castellas--> Eighteen. Powers: Psychokinesis and levitation. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Michelle-Castellas-346944244
Winx Club-In my universe, Roxy attains all the Believix powers and brings Nabu back to life. Somewhere between this and the birth of Roman (who's the oldest of the Winx babies), the Winx retire from teaching (except Tecna) and Aisha and Nabu are married and coronated. Same for Bloom and Sky (thus joining Eraklyon and Domino forever), and Stella and Brandon. Helia and Flora get married and so do Riven and Musa. Roxy and Andy start dating and get married after Roxy's coronation. Tecna and Timmy are the last to get married. Musa goes on tour for a while before she has Roman. Cayan is born, then the twins. Harmony, then Sage, Tyler and Shiloh. A year later Rikki is born. Four years later, (in this order) Silas, Luke, Hale and Symphony are born. Seven years later, Raven is born. Four years after that, the New Winx Club attends their first year at Alfea. A year later, Rikki joins them. Four years after that, the younger siblings attend Alfea and Red Fountain.
Shiloh--> Sky and Bloom's only daughter. Sixteen. Birthday is October 25. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Shiloh-the-fairy-of-the-DragonIce-347203051
Artemis--> Brandon and Stella's only son. Seventeen. Birthday is June 10. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Artemis-Prince-of-Solaria-347203407
Diana--> Brandon ad Stella's only daughter. Seventeen. Birthday is June 10. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Diana-fairy-of-the-Night-Sky-347203668
Cayan--> Nabu and Aisha's only child. Seventeen. Birthday is March 24. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Cayan-fairy-of-the-Ocean-347203907
Sage--> Helia and Flora's only daughter. Sixteen. Birthday is May 12. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Sage-fairy-of-Flowers-347204136
Roman--> Riven and Musa's only son. Seventeen. Birthday is January 25. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Roman-of-Melody-347204301
Harmony--> Riven and Musa's firstborn daughter. Sixteen. Birthday is February 7. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Harmony-fairy-of-Music-347204546
Tyler--> Timmy and Tecna's only child. Sixteen. Birthday is July 5. http://dgmsilverairhead03.deviantart.com/art/Tyler-of-the-Binary-Galaxy-347204721
Jason-->Tony Stark and Pepper's only child (because I'm a nerd). Seventeen. Birthday is April 4. No picture currently available.
Logan--> Morgan Freeman's grandson (again, because I'm a nerd). Seventeen. Birthday is January 29. No picture currently available.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Zutara Lover, lehcar-light, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, DGMSilverAirHead
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, LaughsLikeGirl, shavana-clara-ara,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, DGMSilverAirHead
Repost if you fogive Percy but still wish it were him instead of Fred.
Repost if you don't ship HarMione because their friendship is too perfect to be tainted by romance.
Repost if you wish you could play Quidditch. (They have a Quidditch team at Pacific College!!!! xD)
Repost if you still can't believe Lochart was a Ravenclaw.
If Naruto ever proposed to Sakura, she would scream "Not on your life" and pummel him into pudding. Besides, the lead male and the lead female going together is a cliche that got overused by old superhero comics. (Captain Awesome always comes along and rescues Miss Pretty-Pretty romantically in the end. I'm sick of it!)If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile. (BROTHERLY/SISTERLY LOVE!)
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that sasuke and sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!
So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.--( You vocabulary, reading skills and Imagination increases too_)
If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. (This happens to me all the time! I almost kicked a teacher for saying this to me. It would've...hurt... *shifty eyes* So don't say I can't fight or I kick yo arse!!)
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (All of them are lol.)
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. (I do this a lot... xD)
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.
If you love SasuSaku, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (I LOVE YOU RIKU!!!)
If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think May and Drew should have ended up together in the anime, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ash Ketchum, make a choice! Ranga, Bandana or Miniskirt? You've travelled with enough girls, so make up your bloody mind already!
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
(I've done all of these lol.)
Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms".
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month".
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work".
14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not nessecary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful".
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees".
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core".
31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends".
35) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends".
36) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
37) Tricking a school House Elf into stripping off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!".
38) I will not lick Trevor.
39) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey".
40) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
41) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
42) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Nay have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Nay' from various directions.
43) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
A couple lines from Vampire Diaries that I thought was funny!
"I thought you had gravity!"
"So did I! What now?"
"Think heavy thoughts!"
"What if that doesn't work?"
"We'll buy you an anchor!"
I thought that these sayings/comments were funny and therefore awesome enough for me to add to my profile.
-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.
-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the f you did it.
-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
-Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
-When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
-You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them (and I know a few)
-He who laughs last thinks the slowest
-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle
-If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
-If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
-Normal people worry me
-"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
-If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
-Tell the truth and run.
-Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
-Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
-Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
-If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
-Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
-When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.
-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
-A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
-Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-Pineapples don't wear bathrobes. (Credit goes to my brother for being incredibly random.)
-That was legen (wait for it... I hope you're not lactose intolerant because here it comes...) Dairy!!! xD
-Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs
-Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls
-It's not a chocolate addiction, it's dementor protection!
-Einstein once said, "Only two things in life are limitless: space, and human stupidity and I'm not sure about space."
-Live dangerously: Run with SCISSORS!!!!!!! xD
-Want a cookie?
-If your clothes look like they were cut out of your grandma's carpet, then you probably shouldn't wear them.
-If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you'd have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara (He's hecka cool!! Even if he did start out kinda murderous!) Sasuke (NOT A FAN GIRL!!) Naruto (He's hecka funny!) Sakura (She is awesomely strong and talented.)
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuSaku (All the way!!) there are more, but listing them would take 4ever... See above on my profile for top seven.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Absolutely not!!
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Does being Ino for Halloween count?
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have a few volumes of manga, some figurines, a couple of posters, a few cards, 2 of the special non-manga Naruto stories, and a lot of Shonen Jump. Oh, and an Itachi keychain!!! Be jealous!!!
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No not really... Maybe Suigetsu... I haven't really thought about it before...
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINA!!
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUSAKU!! They're brothers not lovers!!
9. Which team is your favorite? Team Kurenai, I think they're a kick ass awesome team.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No it's a load of bull.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? It was proven in the manga.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi, he really cared about his younger brother!!
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Most of them. I had to stop after the one about the under cover flower princess.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yup!!
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he's just hyper.
17. Sub or dub? Both.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura!!
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny, but then I'd probably want to kill him after a while...
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly nerd
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Naruto, no contest.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird, but he definitely has his moments.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke because I've read stories where he is and he's sooo much better OOC.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? LOVE them!!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I definitely want to start.
27. Do you like lemons? Depends on who they're about and if they're REALLY bad or not. Bad as in super explicit.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My dad would watch it with me, but my mom gets his name wrong all the time. It gets annoying.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I didn't like it.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yup, they were cool.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Not yet but that was my New Year's resolution.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah and it was my Algebra teacher!! O.o
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Not yet!!
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Does falling asleep in Chemistry and dreaming about the anime count?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Kind of...
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Um...no...
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I don't have a lot of time, but I drew a pic of Haku and like 7 of Hinata the other day. I lost everything else.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?One, EWWWW!! Two, I've never thought Sasuke was sexy. (Sorry Sasuke. Sauske: YES! One less fangirl!!) Three, EWWWWW!!! Dx
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Not yet.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe, but I don't really think so.
LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME: (I put this in a random order...)
1. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Hinata) Why are you in my room... HOLY CROW, YOU'RE IN MY ROOM!!
2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Sasuke) WHAT THE H-E- DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM!?
3. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Sakura, Itachi) What happened to Sasuke?!
4. Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Kiba) As long as he doesn't give me Purina in a dog dish, I'd think it was cool!!
5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Suigetsu) I'd laugh because the ocean would probably absorb him!
6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Juugo) I would probably make my brother share a room with him.
7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Kurenai) Is she pregnant again?
8. Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Itachi) I'd cut his hair while he slept, then flee the country.
9. Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Neji) I'd pull his hair until he's forced to tell me to stop.
10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Hinata) She'd scare them off with the Byakugan.
11. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? (Naruto) Carry to the nearest hospital and the cheer me up by telling me funny stories about Sasuke and Sakura.
12. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Sasuke) Sasuke got me a birthday present?!
13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Sakura) Bust me out and then heal my burns.
14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Kiba) Probably laugh his @$$ off at me.
15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Neji, Hinata) She'd faint and then help me and Tenten switch places when she wakes up.
16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Juugo) Offer to murder him. And then he would tell the birds to sing to me.
17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Itachi) Come to the tournament and distract my opponenets with his awesome eyes.
18. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Neji) I'm creepy when I laugh so he'd probably back away slowly and run away when he gets out of my punching-and-kicking range.
19. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Hinata) As a best friend, right? She is very nice and very understanding.
20. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Naruto, Itachi) Okay Naruto, I know he looks like a girl, but that's Sasuke's older brother, the psycho-murderer.
21. You're dating 3 and (s)he introduces you to (her)his parents. Would you get along? (Sasuke) I would only date Sasuke if he were the last teen on earth and Sakura did not exist. And his parents are dead, so getting along wouldn't be a problem.
22. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Sakura, Itachi) Naruto's not stupid enough to fight Sakura (I think... O.o') and Sasuke would kill Itachi b4 letting him steal his girl. Oh wait, he already did...
26. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Kiba, Suigetsu) No... EWWW!! That mental picture just scarred me for life. O.O
27. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Suigetsu) Smack him so hard that he stays solid and flies out of the Milky Way.
28. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?(Juugo) Stare back and then back away wondering,"Wtf is he staring at??"
29. Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him? (Kurenai) Umm, She's a girl...And aren't you carrying Asuma's child?
30. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? (Itachi) Fall off my chair in shock and then tell him I'd go out with him only after he quits the Akatsuki and goes into hiding for a while so we can get him on parole.
31. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Hinata, Neji) AHHH!! GROSS, INCEST!! Then, go get Naruto and Tenten to tie them up in different rooms and keep them there.
32. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Sasuke, Sakura) Take that you Anti SasuSaku people!!
33. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Hinata, Suigetsu) Heck no, are you freaking INSANE??? Hinata belongs to Naruto.
34. Would 2 trust 5? (Naruto, Kiba) Doesn't he already? Isn't he already Naruto's 2nd best friend?
35. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Sakura, Neji) He'd stare at her for a second and then walk away.
36. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Kiba, Hinata) AG Biology cause Kiba likes dogs and Hinata is nice enough to take good notes for him.
37. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Suigetsu, Sasuke) Something with tomatoes in it.
38. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Juugo, Itachi) Nurses at an insane asylum. They'd be able to relate to the patients.
39. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Kurenai, Kiba) Well she already trains him, so.. why not?
40. What 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Suigetsu) Idk... ME!! Jk. xD
41. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?(Neji, Itachi) Exchanging tips on hair care techniques, but are very embarassed because Sasuke and Naruto over heard them and started laughing their arses off.
42. 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Hinata, Neji) She'd freak out and run away from him.
43. 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?(Naruto, Itachi) Itachi: Screw the mission, the Kyuubi boy is DEAD!!
44. 5 and 6 did a workout together? (Kiba, Suigetsu) Kiba would sweat and Suigetsu would evaporate.
45. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Suigetsu) He'd come anyway and I'd apologize.
46. 7 won the lottery? (Juugo) We are all dead. He can buy so many weapons for world destruction... OR he'll buy me exotic pets because he's in a good mood.
47. 8 had quite a big secret? (Kurenai) She did? Is it about Asuma's baby?
48. 9 became a singer? (Itachi) I think he'd actually be pretty good, but all his songs would be hecka dark.
49. 10 got a daughter? (Neji) OMFG, Tenten got pregnant?! O.O
50. What would 1 think of 2? (Hinata, Naruto) He's soo cute and brave and cool and...(the list goes on forever.)
51. How would 3 greet 4? (Sasuke, Sakura) "Hey" "Hi Sasuke-kun, how are you-" Sasuke cuts her off by kissing her "Bye Sakura." 'Omg Sasuke kissed me!!'
52. What would 4 envy about 5? (Sakura, Kiba) "I wanna cute puppy, too..."
56. What dream would 5 have about 6? (Kiba, Suigetsu) Help!! I'm drowning cuz I head butted him!!
57. What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Suigetsu, Juugo) They both are sort of friends with Sasuke and are on Team Taka.
58. What would make 7 angry at 8? (Juugo, Kurenai) I have no idea...
59. Where would 8 meet 9? (Kurenai, Itachi) Why would they meet is what I want to know.
60. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Itachi, Neji) "My eyes are cooler than yours!"
61. What would make 10 scared of 1? (Neji, Hinata) If she told him that she knew all about him making out with a picture of Tenten and was going to tell her.
62. Is 3 Gay? (Sasuke) No, he's in love with Sakura.
That was fun!! I almost died laughing while typing this!
I am doing another quiz! I don't know if I've done this one before but in the last quiz I did, I totally forgot about Gaara!! *bangs head on table* Forgive me almighty Kazekage-sama... Also some people got bumped from my favorite list for reasons I don't have the time to tell you. coughItachicough (but he's #13 ;-P)
1.) Sasuke 2.) Sakura 3.) Naruto 4.) Hinata 5.) Neji 6.) Suigetsu 7.) Gaara 8.) Tenten 9.) Shikamaru 10.) Temari 11.) Ino 12.) Kiba
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Suigetsu, Ino) ... Do those even exist? Well, I wouldn't read them even if they did.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Hinata) ...I'm a girl. A STRAIGHT girl. So, no.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Kiba, Tenten) Neji would kick his arse... And I would sell tickets and popcorn!!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Shikamaru) Yes, and in most of them, he's going out or falling in love with Temari or Ino.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Sakura, Suigetsu) Oh HECK NO!! SasuSaku. Besides, Sasuke would kill Suigetsu if he ever even tried to flirt with her!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Neji, Shikamaru/Temari) ...Um, I said it before, I'm straight. And both those pairings are just plain wrong. So neither. They're all going to be nuns and friars!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Gaara, Sakura, Kiba) ... He'd go hide in a corner muttering to himself about how many ways he could make Kiba suffer for messing up the awesome SasuSaku relationship his friends have, until someone told him it wasn't Kiba, it was Sasuke. The room was just reeeaallyyy dark! Then he'd look for Matsuri and ask if she would please distract him from the many disturbing thoughts running around in his head.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Naruto, Temari) Umm, Temari asks Naruto if he'll help her throw a welcome back to life party for Gaara and everything keeps going wrong. (Zomg I might just do that!!) YOU NEVER SAID IT HAD TO BE ROMANTIC!!!
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Sasuke, Tenten) Uhhh... If there is, I NEVER want to see it.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Gaara, Kiba) Uhh... "... I Really Hate That Dog..." Yeah that sucked.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Hinata, Sasuke) ... Wtf? Idk, "It was a dark room and I thought it was you, Sakura!! I swear!!" "Hinata-chan, how could you think I look like Teme?!" God why am I even trying to type this...?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Naruto) umm... no. I don't think so.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Ino) Not sure, but I drew her once! It wasn't a great picture though...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Sakura, Hinata, Neji) NO!!
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Temari) ...Ummm... I have NO clue.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Tenten) She's In Love With The Boy. I think it would fit her since in everything I read about her, she pretty much would do anything for Neji.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Sasuke, Suigetsu, Kiba) WARNING!! Lotsa cussing and violence. More symbols and beeps than dialogue! No good for Children.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Temari, Sakura) ... WHO THE @#$% CAME UP WITH THIS QUIZ?!
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Ino, Sakura, Tenten) They're really good friends, but they won't stop talking about their emo boyfriends.
20) How emo is Seven? (Juugo) Uh, he constantly wants to kill people, so I'd say pretty dang emo.
Y'know, I love quizzes. So here are some more!!
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Neither, it's gross.
2. Be serious or be funny? Funny. It's how I get most of my friends!!
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Neither. I drink fat free.
4. Die in a fire or drown? I'll go with drowning cause at least I can be unconcious if I hit my head on the way down or something.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? My parents? In the same room? Oh heck no, I'm hangin' with my enemies and a bloody knife!! O.O
Do You Prefer?
1. Sun or moon? Moon. I can actually look at it without going blind.
2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall? I prefer trees with they're leaves.
3. Left or right? Right!!
4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends? Five best friends because my besties are totally AWESOME!!
5. Sunny or rainy? Sunny. I only like rain when it's putting me to sleep at night.
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Both!! They compliment each other nicely!!
I'm on Pottermore!!
The Sorting Hat says...
Hufflepuff! "Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil"
Hufflepuffs are trustworthy and loyal. We don’t shoot our mouths off, but cross us at your peril; like our emblem, the badger, we will protect ourselves, our friends and our families against all-comers. Nobody intimidates us.
My wand was pear with a phoenix feather core, ten and three quarter inches and my patronus is a dolphin! xD
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
So I'm more of a boy too? Not surprised actually.
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 () You have spelled your name wrong
Kudos to those who got this far and bothered to read my insanely long profile. My stories are below. I will eventually have all my OCs up. Yes folks, the ones listed before are just the beginning. In the words of Chad Dylan Cooper/Sterling Knight
--Peace out Suckas!! ;P
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